Played Dark Souls Recently. I find it humorous that one can wield two hulking stone shields.. sta.. true magnificence comes in the form of two havel's shield dark souls shield stone defense
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User avatar #31 - dublies (06/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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THE WALL
#6 - aylanox (06/07/2014) [-]
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User avatar #21 to #6 - frenzyhero (06/07/2014) [-]
They shouldn't have nerfed poise
User avatar #41 to #6 - GEARBOY (06/07/2014) [-]
Apollo 440 - Can't Stop The Rock

For lazy folks
#17 to #6 - anon (06/07/2014) [-]
kirito is that you ??
User avatar #19 to #17 - frenzyhero (06/07/2014) [-]
Does he look like a bitch?
#30 to #6 - dublies (06/07/2014) [-]
In Soviet Lordran, Rock stop you.
In Soviet Lordran, Rock stop you.
User avatar #37 to #30 - newdevyx (06/07/2014) [-]
I hate that guy, didn't get his armor and he was pretty difficult to kill compared to other enemies.
User avatar #47 to #37 - zaperzero (06/07/2014) [-]
You pick up his armor in Anor Londo. Also, havel's ring 10/10
User avatar #101 to #47 - ugottanked (06/08/2014) [-]
Havels ring is best ring
User avatar #107 to #101 - zaperzero (06/08/2014) [-]
Yes
User avatar #49 to #47 - newdevyx (06/07/2014) [-]
Oh. Thanks. I haven't finished the game yet.
#80 to #49 - zaperzero (06/08/2014) [-]
Well, if you head across the valley, past blight town, you can go to the forest bonfire with it.  There is a black knight with a halberd.  Throw on 10 (or as close as you can get to 10) humanity, then beat kill him.  You can get the Black Knight Halberd from him and it is amazing.
Well, if you head across the valley, past blight town, you can go to the forest bonfire with it. There is a black knight with a halberd. Throw on 10 (or as close as you can get to 10) humanity, then beat kill him. You can get the Black Knight Halberd from him and it is amazing.
#85 to #80 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
Alrighty then.
User avatar #53 to #49 - zaperzero (06/07/2014) [-]
No problem. It's hard to find in Anor Londo. What build are you going with?
User avatar #55 to #53 - newdevyx (06/07/2014) [-]
There are character builds?

Vitality 22

Strength 26
Dexterity 23, but now that it seems useless i don't level it anymore.
User avatar #56 to #55 - zaperzero (06/07/2014) [-]
Where are you in the game? (Also, level endurance to 40 if you can, it's the best stat ever)
User avatar #58 to #56 - newdevyx (06/07/2014) [-]
I'm at the ceaseless discharge at the moment.
User avatar #59 to #58 - zaperzero (06/07/2014) [-]
What weapon do you use?
User avatar #61 to #59 - newdevyx (06/07/2014) [-]
Drake sword
User avatar #62 to #61 - zaperzero (06/07/2014) [-]
It doesn't scale with Strength or Dexterity. Have you killed any Black Knights?
User avatar #66 to #62 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #68 to #66 - zaperzero (06/08/2014) [-]
Which ones and did you get their gear?
User avatar #69 to #68 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
The one at undead parish, undead burg and i can't remember if i have killed more, and i can't remember about their gear.
User avatar #70 to #69 - zaperzero (06/08/2014) [-]
Do you have the Master Key or Tower Key?
#72 to #70 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
I just collect keys.
#73 to #72 - zaperzero (06/08/2014) [-]
What was your starting item may I ask? :3
#74 to #73 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
Divine blessing
Divine blessing
#75 to #74 - zaperzero (06/08/2014) [-]
Damn.  The master key is the one you want.  Well...do you know your way to the valley of the drakes?
Damn. The master key is the one you want. Well...do you know your way to the valley of the drakes?
#79 to #75 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
Yes. By the way, damn i hate those skeletons that just roll around with those wheels. Need to kill that black knight there too. The valley of drakes leads to the blight town, that i know too and that locked door leads to where you go underground kill those ghosts, correct? Can't remember that place's name.
User avatar #48 to #37 - aussieftw (06/07/2014) [-]
I was a panzy bitch. If you run right up to the opposite side of the door while it's still shut, you can hit him through it, remember roll back though cause he hits you trhough it too
User avatar #98 to #37 - achphoenix (06/08/2014) [-]
3-4 counter attacks and you are golden. takes some practive and nerves of steel. steady your breathing and believe in yourself stopping the rock.
User avatar #3 - furrynomous (06/07/2014) [-]
true magnificence comes in the form of two havel's shield
#5 to #3 - MCmc (06/07/2014) [-]
only two youtube videos for dual wielding shields and they both fight a guy with a shotel. are you ******* kidding me.
User avatar #7 to #5 - gameless (06/07/2014) [-]
What's a shotel?
User avatar #8 to #7 - mrmuffanz (06/07/2014) [-]
the most dick weapon in the game
User avatar #9 to #8 - gameless (06/07/2014) [-]
So it wasn't a typing error?
#10 to #9 - mrmuffanz (06/07/2014) [-]
nah, it ignores shields and blocking and I hate it.
#63 to #10 - yuukoku (06/07/2014) [-]
I've got two of them in Dark Souls 2 so far. Thinking of upgrading them all the way and dual-wielding them like a certain dick from the previous game that we all know and viciously hate.
User avatar #108 to #63 - brokenhalf (06/08/2014) [-]
whom? i haven't made much progress in the first game?
User avatar #109 to #108 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/08/2014) [-]
Lautrec. Don't worry about it. Yet.
User avatar #122 to #109 - yuukoku (06/08/2014) [-]
lel
User avatar #60 to #10 - poorlyred (06/07/2014) [-]
I use it because too many ***** turtle so goddamn much and this is a big " **** you" in their annoying-ass reptilian habits
User avatar #12 to #10 - gameless (06/07/2014) [-]
So the guys with the two shields in the youtube videos both lose?
#13 to #12 - MCmc (06/07/2014) [-]
well one video its an npc with a shotel so he does win eventually but has to heal a bunch
#15 to #13 - MCmc (06/07/2014) [-]
but yeah the other video loses
User avatar #35 to #3 - reaperriley ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
I actually fought a buy who used the two lovers shields and I was so surprised by the move set that he knocked my health down half way. I wouldnt be surprised if he was overall successful.
#25 to #3 - anon (06/07/2014) [-]
Nah bro, two Wheel Skeleton Shields.

Bonus points if you wear the Dark Wood Grain Ring and the full Thorn Armor Set. Cartwheel all day errday.
#11 - iogc (06/07/2014) [-]
it's free on xbox live at the moment if anyone plays console rather than pc
pic related if dark souls was a nut
User avatar #18 to #11 - frenzyhero (06/07/2014) [-]
too bad nobody will play it. Plagued with hacking scum. At least PSN's hackers can be profiled.

always japanese or russian, if it's midnight, otherwise they're okay. Still, russians lag notoriously.

It's terrible when you can tell their nationality by how they're playing.
User avatar #23 to #18 - kennyh (06/07/2014) [-]
Just play the story offline.
PvP isn't really the games strong point anyway.
User avatar #24 to #23 - frenzyhero (06/07/2014) [-]
PvP was amazing.

For about 2 weeks when it came out.
User avatar #22 to #18 - sciencexplain (06/07/2014) [-]
Free achievements, bro.
#26 to #11 - anon (06/07/2014) [-]
You cant play online or do any online interaction as of now because froms servers couldnt handle the massive people who went into dark souls, Im playing it myself solo though and this is the first playthrough ive done of any DS game without summoning
#29 to #26 - anon (06/07/2014) [-]
I am newbie just, got it as it was free, how does the online mode work usually?
User avatar #52 to #29 - newforomador (06/07/2014) [-]
If you're human you can have online interactions. This means you can be invaded someone comes to your world and tries to kill you you can invade you go to other's world and kill them you can summon people for boss fights, and you can be summoned for boss fights, if you put down your soul sign. There are different PvP items, and if you want to learn more about them just google 'Dark Souls online items'
User avatar #103 to #52 - germed (06/08/2014) [-]
Dark souls bosses with a summon is the least fun thing in the world. All online is good for in DS is for either **** players to win, or farming the covenant items. Being invaded is just annoying 99% of the time and going into others games to wreck them gets old after a while.

The bloodstains and messages are a great idea though, they help you find loads of secrets and some of them are pretty funny.
#36 to #11 - newdevyx (06/07/2014) [-]
I enjoy it actually more on xbox 360 than pc.
I enjoy it actually more on xbox 360 than pc.
#54 - bocatadesesos (06/07/2014) [-]
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#91 to #54 - achphoenix (06/08/2014) [-]
i was just there yesterday... **** them... really...
User avatar #95 to #54 - arenaferox ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
God I hate these things... On new game plus with +5 giant armor and die from their rampage attack or get knocked off....
#71 to #54 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
2spooky4me.
2spooky4me.
#87 to #71 - unliched (06/08/2014) [-]
did u change that?
User avatar #123 to #87 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
No, i think that skeleton is from Runescape or something like that.
#112 to #87 - dudewitharake (06/08/2014) [-]
the dog is playing the song of his people on the spoopy horn
the dog is playing the song of his people on the spoopy horn
#33 - psvxhero (06/07/2014) [-]
nuff said
User avatar #117 to #33 - lillickems (06/08/2014) [-]
My favorite moment was using it on NG+ Capra Demon.

Nothing is more satisfying than watching his attacks bounce off you while you destroy him and his pups.
#38 - newdevyx (06/07/2014) [-]
MFW Trying to kill that ceaseless discharge.
MFW Trying to kill that ceaseless discharge.
User avatar #43 to #38 - anotherhaloguy ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
The first time I cheated to kill it..... I still feel bad for my crimes
#86 to #38 - badguitarist (06/08/2014) [-]
If you've already got the robes at the very back of the room but failed to kill him, there is still an easy way. You have to run all the way back to the table where they were sitting, and then run allllllll the way back over to the fog wall. When (if) you make it there, the Ceaseless Discharge will swing at you but he'll latch on to the ground with his hand, at which point you are free to attack. Just hit his hand a couple times and he'll go tumbling down into the bottomless pit below. Hope that helps.
#106 to #38 - MKZeke (06/08/2014) [-]
I accidentally cheesed him out. Grabbed the robes and legged it to the door after I realized I had absolutely no chance at beating him with my gear, hoping that I could somehow work my way through the fog door again. He leaped at me, missed his attack, we had a stare down for a few minutes, then I slapped his hand and he fell into a pit and died. I felt successful.
I accidentally cheesed him out. Grabbed the robes and legged it to the door after I realized I had absolutely no chance at beating him with my gear, hoping that I could somehow work my way through the fog door again. He leaped at me, missed his attack, we had a stare down for a few minutes, then I slapped his hand and he fell into a pit and died. I felt successful.
User avatar #40 to #38 - sinconn (06/07/2014) [-]
If you can't kill Ceaseless Discharge, you're ******* **** , and shouldn't be playing the game.

No hard feelings, but maybe Mario is more your style.
#46 to #40 - newdevyx (06/07/2014) [-]
Well, he takes like 3-4 thousand damage to kill him and when you try to get away from him he just smites you with his one hundred meters long dick. By the way, those mushrooms aren't that difficult, but they are often underestimated.
User avatar #92 to #46 - achphoenix (06/08/2014) [-]
true, they are slow and predictable, but people underestimate their 650 damage punch
#64 to #40 - anon (06/08/2014) [-]
This is a prime example of why no one likes you.
User avatar #65 to #64 - sinconn (06/08/2014) [-]
Plenty of people like me, you little rat piece of **** . If I knew who the **** you were, you'd be so crying, but you lucky ************ for clicking anon the way you did.

See you in ******* hell, cocksucker
User avatar #44 to #38 - thenewgizmobox (06/07/2014) [-]
just take the robes and haul ass back to the fog wall, get so close you're basically inside of it. wait for him to attack and win.
User avatar #120 to #38 - monsieurhonkhonk (06/08/2014) [-]
I just started playing Dark Souls recently
only now can I appreciate the accuracy of this gif
#57 - BlazinSun (06/07/2014) [-]
MFW battling the Giant before Anor Londo
MFW battling the Giant before Anor Londo
User avatar #90 to #57 - achphoenix (06/08/2014) [-]
try fighting him with a spear... useless...
User avatar #105 to #57 - checkemtrain (06/08/2014) [-]
get ************* iron on your team,he eats golems for breakfast
#81 - keybladewarrior (06/08/2014) [-]
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User avatar #84 to #81 - masturbakor (06/08/2014) [-]
what fighting style is that? looks similar to, but not quite capoeira. i mean it could be but it looks different. i want to know so i can be entertained watching youtube videos.
User avatar #96 to #84 - Noon (06/08/2014) [-]
Break Dancing, it was very big in the mid to late 90's, and has seen spike of activity in the 00's; but it is generally out dated and unused.
#83 - fenomenum (06/08/2014) [-]
just got the game .. i named my girl HIV and all my weapons do poison damage
#14 - anon (06/07/2014) [-]
but you can has everyone forgotten starvation?
#27 - jondajp (06/07/2014) [-]
ill fukin backstab yo ass ya cunt u no even weild 2 claymor u nid 2 git gud
#16 - atomicman (06/07/2014) [-]
Just pick a spear and charge him. He'll be knocked over nomatter if he blocks it or not. Then quickly swap to your halberd and spin him right into oblivion.   
   
Y'all need to git gud
Just pick a spear and charge him. He'll be knocked over nomatter if he blocks it or not. Then quickly swap to your halberd and spin him right into oblivion.

Y'all need to git gud
#42 to #16 - anon (06/07/2014) [-]
I love the source of that GIF.
Dark Souls x Evangelion
I love the source of that GIF.
#116 to #16 - dudewitharake (06/08/2014) [-]
bitches better know about the spear
User avatar #20 to #16 - xxhadesflamesxx (06/07/2014) [-]
spin to win new meta
#34 to #16 - reptarz (06/07/2014) [-]
spinning is the exact opposite if being gud
#45 to #34 - atomicman (06/07/2014) [-]
but still i win. got something faget, make me I'll spin your face in
User avatar #97 to #45 - ragingdouchbag (06/08/2014) [-]
or he could jsut roll
and then hit you with a shield.

which is degrading

the telegraph poles won't hit someone good.
#114 - lillickems (06/08/2014) [-]
I recently picked up Dark Souls again. (I haven't touched it since I got all the achievements for it.) and I decided to make a Sorcerer and Christ on a crutch is it ALOT harder than I remember. I mean, having high INT helps tear down enemies quick but Lord do I miss poise. (Im using the Wolf Ring just for poise.) Also it seems to me that EVERYTHING is more aggressive than they were with my Thief...

Idk if playing as a Thief gives you some hidden ability where enemies have smaller agro ranges, but I was getting mobbed by more enemies than I remember, specifically in Anor Londo, the Silver Knights would just charge if I blinked funny.
User avatar #119 - mydogpikachu (06/08/2014) [-]
No, those are smashing boards
#93 - achphoenix (06/08/2014) [-]
GET YOUR ASSES TO ORNSTEIN AND SMOUGH SO I CAN GET SUNLIGHT MEDALLIONS
#76 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
TFW need to upgrade bonfires. At first i didn't know you could upgrade the bonfires with humanity, that's why i thought humanity was useless.
#39 - newdevyx (06/07/2014) [-]
Neat
Neat
#104 - darthblam (06/08/2014) [-]
In DS2 I ran around in the luna bell tower with 2 Gyrm shields and full Gyrm armor.
I couldn't roll or anything.
I was summoned to the tower in front of the entrance to the gargoyles. There was fighting up the ladder, so I slowly waddled my way there when I looked up and saw the dude climbing down with almost no health. Just as the unfortunate man made it to the bottom of the ladder I shield slammed him and got the kill.
**** was so cash.

And to make matters more interesting, just as I did this I was invaded by a dark spirit when I got back to the bonfire. When I saw this, I got serious, I took off all of my Gyrm stuff to put on my real gear... and the dude found me totally naked and without a weapon equipped.
He just stood there staring at me with his Demon Smelter helmet and butterfly wings and his butcher knife on fire. So.. I reequipped my 2 shields and just starting to dance with them. Then he started doing the same thing, but then also started to walk up against me, letting the butterfly wings slowly poison me. So I ran, but as I ran I was able to equip my +10 fire falchion, turned around, and wailed on him with total abandon. I got him with all the hits my stamina could muster... I felt bad about it.. but it was him or me..
To make matters worse, he messaged me afterwards saying "I trusted yoooou!"
I felt like a dick for a while.. but it was still hilarious.
#110 to #104 - dudewitharake (06/08/2014) [-]
in DS2 i was summoned to belfry luna to attack a guy that was just rolling around getting his pussy ************ on when a 2nd compadre invaded to help me. this dude was covered in full gyrm warrior set, gyrm greathammer and greatshield. so i'm wearing my full Heide knight set +10 twirling around with my mundane Santier's Spear with great flame pyromancy buff on as gyrmbro goes ******* crazy letting the gyrm greathammer swing true. needless to say the sorcerer ended up kneaded into the ground, diced into little pieces and sautéed for the midgets to enjoy. I messaged him after that saying something along the lines of "day 52, the gyrm still have no idea I'm a human"
User avatar #115 to #110 - darthblam (06/08/2014) [-]
Haha, the only way I can be good at pvp in that game is when I put on my "troll" gear.
No chest armor, lightest pants I have, those gauntlets that increase crit-chance, the Demon smelter helmet, and 2 +10 Caestus' with 40 dex and 30 strength.
It's so hilariously wrong to stun lock a guy and punch his face into a bloody pulp non-stop.

Also.. what exactly is the point in the mundane thing? Doesn't it just decrease the damage it deals? Why?
User avatar #118 to #115 - dudewitharake (06/08/2014) [-]
I fought a dickwraith that invaded at the lost bastille that used dual caestus against my spear, we ended up killing each other accidentally. and mundane scales off of your lowest stat, not any of your combat stats. so say your lowest stat on your build is INT for example at 20, the mundane weapon will scale off of it. its nice because the scaling curve is ridiculous, you'd get something like base/2 mundane cuts your weapon's base damage in half not entirely sure of the other math behind it + 170 if your lowest stat was at 20.

feel free to consult this link if you have any other questions of mundane, the weirdest ****** enchantment in the game: darksouls2.wikidot.com/old-mundane-stone
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