Played Dark Souls Recently. I find it humorous that one can wield two hulking stone shields... true magnificence comes in the form of two havel's shield dark souls shield stone defense
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#31 - dublies
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(06/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by giffythetoad
THE WALL
#121 to #31 - giffythetoad [OP]
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(06/08/2014) [-]
Yes. This is excellent.
#3 - furrynomous ONLINE
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(06/07/2014) [-]
true magnificence comes in the form of two havel's shield
#5 to #3 - MCmc
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(06/07/2014) [-]
only two youtube videos for dual wielding shields and they both fight a guy with a shotel. are you ******* kidding me.
#7 to #5 - gameless
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(06/07/2014) [-]
What's a shotel?
#8 to #7 - mrmuffanz
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(06/07/2014) [-]
the most dick weapon in the game
#9 to #8 - gameless
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(06/07/2014) [-]
So it wasn't a typing error?
#10 to #9 - mrmuffanz
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(06/07/2014) [-]
nah, it ignores shields and blocking and I hate it.
#63 to #10 - yuukoku
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(06/07/2014) [-]
I've got two of them in Dark Souls 2 so far. Thinking of upgrading them all the way and dual-wielding them like a certain dick from the previous game that we all know and viciously hate.
#108 to #63 - brokenhalf
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(06/08/2014) [-]
whom? i haven't made much progress in the first game?
#109 to #108 - sweetbutteryjesus
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(06/08/2014) [-]
Lautrec. Don't worry about it. Yet.
#122 to #109 - yuukoku
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(06/08/2014) [-]
lel
#60 to #10 - poorlyred
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(06/07/2014) [-]
I use it because too many ***** turtle so goddamn much and this is a big "**** you" in their annoying-ass reptilian habits
#12 to #10 - gameless
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(06/07/2014) [-]
So the guys with the two shields in the youtube videos both lose?
#13 to #12 - MCmc
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(06/07/2014) [-]
well one video its an npc with a shotel so he does win eventually but has to heal a bunch
#15 to #13 - MCmc
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(06/07/2014) [-]
but yeah the other video loses
#25 to #3 - anon
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(06/07/2014) [-]
Nah bro, two Wheel Skeleton Shields.

Bonus points if you wear the Dark Wood Grain Ring and the full Thorn Armor Set. Cartwheel all day errday.
#35 to #3 - reaperriley ONLINE
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(06/07/2014) [-]
I actually fought a buy who used the two lovers shields and I was so surprised by the move set that he knocked my health down half way. I wouldnt be surprised if he was overall successful.
#6 - aylanox
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(06/07/2014) [-]
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#17 to #6 - anon
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(06/07/2014) [-]
kirito is that you ??
#19 to #17 - frenzyhero
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(06/07/2014) [-]
Does he look like a bitch?
#21 to #6 - frenzyhero
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(06/07/2014) [-]
They shouldn't have nerfed poise
#41 to #6 - GEARBOY
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(06/07/2014) [-]
Apollo 440 - Can't Stop The Rock

For lazy folks
#30 to #6 - dublies
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(06/07/2014) [-]
In Soviet Lordran, Rock stop you.
In Soviet Lordran, Rock stop you.
#37 to #30 - newdevyx
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(06/07/2014) [-]
I hate that guy, didn't get his armor and he was pretty difficult to kill compared to other enemies.
#47 to #37 - zaperzero ONLINE
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(06/07/2014) [-]
You pick up his armor in Anor Londo. Also, havel's ring 10/10
#101 to #47 - ugottanked
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(06/08/2014) [-]
Havels ring is best ring
#107 to #101 - zaperzero ONLINE
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(06/08/2014) [-]
Yes
#49 to #47 - newdevyx
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(06/07/2014) [-]
Oh. Thanks. I haven't finished the game yet.
#80 to #49 - zaperzero ONLINE
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(06/08/2014) [-]
Well, if you head across the valley, past blight town, you can go to the forest bonfire with it.  There is a black knight with a halberd.  Throw on 10 (or as close as you can get to 10) humanity, then beat kill him.  You can get the Black Knight Halberd from him and it is amazing.
Well, if you head across the valley, past blight town, you can go to the forest bonfire with it. There is a black knight with a halberd. Throw on 10 (or as close as you can get to 10) humanity, then beat kill him. You can get the Black Knight Halberd from him and it is amazing.
#85 to #80 - newdevyx
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(06/08/2014) [-]
Alrighty then.
#53 to #49 - zaperzero ONLINE
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(06/07/2014) [-]
No problem. It's hard to find in Anor Londo. What build are you going with?
#55 to #53 - newdevyx
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(06/07/2014) [-]
There are character builds?

Vitality 22

Strength 26
Dexterity 23, but now that it seems useless i don't level it anymore.
#56 to #55 - zaperzero ONLINE
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(06/07/2014) [-]
Where are you in the game? (Also, level endurance to 40 if you can, it's the best stat ever)
#58 to #56 - newdevyx
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(06/07/2014) [-]
I'm at the ceaseless discharge at the moment.
#59 to #58 - zaperzero ONLINE
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(06/07/2014) [-]
What weapon do you use?
#61 to #59 - newdevyx
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(06/07/2014) [-]
Drake sword
#62 to #61 - zaperzero ONLINE
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(06/07/2014) [-]
It doesn't scale with Strength or Dexterity. Have you killed any Black Knights?
#66 to #62 - newdevyx
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(06/08/2014) [-]
Yes.
#68 to #66 - zaperzero ONLINE
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(06/08/2014) [-]
Which ones and did you get their gear?
#69 to #68 - newdevyx
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(06/08/2014) [-]
The one at undead parish, undead burg and i can't remember if i have killed more, and i can't remember about their gear.
#70 to #69 - zaperzero ONLINE
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(06/08/2014) [-]
Do you have the Master Key or Tower Key?
#72 to #70 - newdevyx
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(06/08/2014) [-]
I just collect keys.
#73 to #72 - zaperzero ONLINE
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(06/08/2014) [-]
What was your starting item may I ask? :3
#74 to #73 - newdevyx
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(06/08/2014) [-]
Divine blessing
Divine blessing
#75 to #74 - zaperzero ONLINE
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(06/08/2014) [-]
Damn.  The master key is the one you want.  Well...do you know your way to the valley of the drakes?
Damn. The master key is the one you want. Well...do you know your way to the valley of the drakes?
#79 to #75 - newdevyx
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(06/08/2014) [-]
Yes. By the way, damn i hate those skeletons that just roll around with those wheels. Need to kill that black knight there too. The valley of drakes leads to the blight town, that i know too and that locked door leads to where you go underground kill those ghosts, correct? Can't remember that place's name.
#48 to #37 - aussieftw
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(06/07/2014) [-]
I was a panzy bitch. If you run right up to the opposite side of the door while it's still shut, you can hit him through it, remember roll back though cause he hits you trhough it too
#98 to #37 - achphoenix
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(06/08/2014) [-]
3-4 counter attacks and you are golden. takes some practive and nerves of steel. steady your breathing and believe in yourself stopping the rock.
#16 - atomicman
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(06/07/2014) [-]
Just pick a spear and charge him. He'll be knocked over nomatter if he blocks it or not. Then quickly swap to your halberd and spin him right into oblivion.   
   
Y'all need to git gud
Just pick a spear and charge him. He'll be knocked over nomatter if he blocks it or not. Then quickly swap to your halberd and spin him right into oblivion.

Y'all need to git gud
#42 to #16 - anon
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(06/07/2014) [-]
I love the source of that GIF.
Dark Souls x Evangelion
I love the source of that GIF.
#116 to #16 - dudewitharake ONLINE
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(06/08/2014) [-]
bitches better know about the spear
#20 to #16 - xxhadesflamesxx
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(06/07/2014) [-]
spin to win new meta
#34 to #16 - reptarz
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(06/07/2014) [-]
spinning is the exact opposite if being gud
#94 to #34 - lazygemini
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#45 to #34 - atomicman
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(06/07/2014) [-]
but still i win. got something faget, make me I'll spin your face in
#97 to #45 - ragingdouchbag
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(06/08/2014) [-]
or he could jsut roll
and then hit you with a shield.

which is degrading

the telegraph poles won't hit someone good.
#38 - newdevyx
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(06/07/2014) [-]
MFW Trying to kill that ceaseless discharge.
MFW Trying to kill that ceaseless discharge.
#40 to #38 - sinconn
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(06/07/2014) [-]
If you can't kill Ceaseless Discharge, you're ******* ****, and shouldn't be playing the game.

No hard feelings, but maybe Mario is more your style.
#46 to #40 - newdevyx
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(06/07/2014) [-]
Well, he takes like 3-4 thousand damage to kill him and when you try to get away from him he just smites you with his one hundred meters long dick. By the way, those mushrooms aren't that difficult, but they are often underestimated.
#92 to #46 - achphoenix
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(06/08/2014) [-]
true, they are slow and predictable, but people underestimate their 650 damage punch
#64 to #40 - anon
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(06/08/2014) [-]
This is a prime example of why no one likes you.
#65 to #64 - sinconn
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(06/08/2014) [-]
Plenty of people like me, you little rat piece of ****. If I knew who the **** you were, you'd be so crying, but you lucky ************ for clicking anon the way you did.

See you in ******* hell, cocksucker
#88 to #65 - mrcatface
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(06/08/2014) [-]
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#43 to #38 - anotherhaloguy
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(06/07/2014) [-]
The first time I cheated to kill it..... I still feel bad for my crimes
#86 to #38 - badguitarist
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(06/08/2014) [-]
If you've already got the robes at the very back of the room but failed to kill him, there is still an easy way. You have to run all the way back to the table where they were sitting, and then run allllllll the way back over to the fog wall. When (if) you make it there, the Ceaseless Discharge will swing at you but he'll latch on to the ground with his hand, at which point you are free to attack. Just hit his hand a couple times and he'll go tumbling down into the bottomless pit below. Hope that helps.
#106 to #38 - MKZeke ONLINE
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(06/08/2014) [-]
I accidentally cheesed him out. Grabbed the robes and legged it to the door after I realized I had absolutely no chance at beating him with my gear, hoping that I could somehow work my way through the fog door again. He leaped at me, missed his attack, we had a stare down for a few minutes, then I slapped his hand and he fell into a pit and died. I felt successful.
I accidentally cheesed him out. Grabbed the robes and legged it to the door after I realized I had absolutely no chance at beating him with my gear, hoping that I could somehow work my way through the fog door again. He leaped at me, missed his attack, we had a stare down for a few minutes, then I slapped his hand and he fell into a pit and died. I felt successful.
#44 to #38 - thenewgizmobox
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(06/07/2014) [-]
just take the robes and haul ass back to the fog wall, get so close you're basically inside of it. wait for him to attack and win.
#120 to #38 - monsieurhonkhonk
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(06/08/2014) [-]
I just started playing Dark Souls recently
only now can I appreciate the accuracy of this gif
#11 - iogc ONLINE
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(06/07/2014) [-]
it's free on xbox live at the moment if anyone plays console rather than pc
pic related if dark souls was a nut
#18 to #11 - frenzyhero
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(06/07/2014) [-]
too bad nobody will play it. Plagued with hacking scum. At least PSN's hackers can be profiled.

always japanese or russian, if it's midnight, otherwise they're okay. Still, russians lag notoriously.

It's terrible when you can tell their nationality by how they're playing.
#23 to #18 - kennyh
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(06/07/2014) [-]
Just play the story offline.
PvP isn't really the games strong point anyway.
#24 to #23 - frenzyhero
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(06/07/2014) [-]
PvP was amazing.

For about 2 weeks when it came out.
#22 to #18 - sciencexplain
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(06/07/2014) [-]
Free achievements, bro.
#26 to #11 - anon
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(06/07/2014) [-]
You cant play online or do any online interaction as of now because froms servers couldnt handle the massive people who went into dark souls, Im playing it myself solo though and this is the first playthrough ive done of any DS game without summoning
#29 to #26 - anon
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(06/07/2014) [-]
I am newbie just, got it as it was free, how does the online mode work usually?
#52 to #29 - newforomador
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(06/07/2014) [-]
If you're human you can have online interactions. This means you can be invaded someone comes to your world and tries to kill you you can invade you go to other's world and kill them you can summon people for boss fights, and you can be summoned for boss fights, if you put down your soul sign. There are different PvP items, and if you want to learn more about them just google 'Dark Souls online items'
#103 to #52 - germed
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(06/08/2014) [-]
Dark souls bosses with a summon is the least fun thing in the world. All online is good for in DS is for either **** players to win, or farming the covenant items. Being invaded is just annoying 99% of the time and going into others games to wreck them gets old after a while.

The bloodstains and messages are a great idea though, they help you find loads of secrets and some of them are pretty funny.
#36 to #11 - newdevyx
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(06/07/2014) [-]
I enjoy it actually more on xbox 360 than pc.
I enjoy it actually more on xbox 360 than pc.
#54 - bocatadesesos
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#91 to #54 - achphoenix
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(06/08/2014) [-]
i was just there yesterday... **** them... really...
#95 to #54 - arenaferox
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(06/08/2014) [-]
God I hate these things... On new game plus with +5 giant armor and die from their rampage attack or get knocked off....
#71 to #54 - newdevyx
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(06/08/2014) [-]
2spooky4me.
2spooky4me.
#87 to #71 - unliched
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(06/08/2014) [-]
did u change that?
#123 to #87 - newdevyx
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(06/08/2014) [-]
No, i think that skeleton is from Runescape or something like that.
#112 to #87 - dudewitharake ONLINE
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(06/08/2014) [-]
the dog is playing the song of his people on the spoopy horn
the dog is playing the song of his people on the spoopy horn
#33 - psvxhero
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(06/07/2014) [-]
nuff said
#117 to #33 - lillickems
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(06/08/2014) [-]
My favorite moment was using it on NG+ Capra Demon.

Nothing is more satisfying than watching his attacks bounce off you while you destroy him and his pups.
#113 to #33 - dudewitharake ONLINE
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(06/08/2014) [-]
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#57 - BlazinSun
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(06/07/2014) [-]
MFW battling the Giant before Anor Londo
MFW battling the Giant before Anor Londo
#90 to #57 - achphoenix
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(06/08/2014) [-]
try fighting him with a spear... useless...
#105 to #57 - checkemtrain
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(06/08/2014) [-]
get ************* iron on your team,he eats golems for breakfast
#81 - keybladewarrior ONLINE
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#84 to #81 - masturbakor
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(06/08/2014) [-]
what fighting style is that? looks similar to, but not quite capoeira. i mean it could be but it looks different. i want to know so i can be entertained watching youtube videos.
#96 to #84 - Noon
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(06/08/2014) [-]
Break Dancing, it was very big in the mid to late 90's, and has seen spike of activity in the 00's; but it is generally out dated and unused.