Plastic Mom 1 (BCG's Mom). /channel/cringe-channel/Beta+Cringe+God+2/sxuBLfk/.. You know what the sad part is... I can see every single one of these stories actually happening because today's general society is that up to let people like th cringe beta Beta Cringe sad story pathetic


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#125 - jvcjvc (04/01/2014) [-]
You forgot the part where you banged the smoking hot female cashier.
#90 - mazyr (04/01/2014) [-]
**mazyr rolled image**   
My reaction folder has absolutely no images suited for this, so I'll let the gods decide.   
<- is how I feel about this.
**mazyr rolled image**

My reaction folder has absolutely no images suited for this, so I'll let the gods decide.

<- is how I feel about this.
#219 to #90 - invalidstatementwo **User deleted account** (04/01/2014) [-]
JEsUs CrUsT! thas a good roll
User avatar #284 to #90 - loneranger (04/02/2014) [-]
Found BCG.
#93 to #90 - kapkap (04/01/2014) [-]
what a godlike roll
#228 to #90 - intenso (04/01/2014) [-]
**intenso rolled image**   
&lt;- Is how I feel about your roll
**intenso rolled image**

<- Is how I feel about your roll
#263 to #228 - anon (04/02/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** What an excellent chain of rolls! Would be a shame if something happened to it!
#264 to #263 - anon (04/02/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** >Tries to break combo >Rolls related image
#317 to #264 - anon (04/02/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** You ruined it, ************
#12 - anon (04/01/2014) [-]
Its not BCG that makes me cringe the **** out but the fact that he possibly has very strong if not full blown autism and was raised by such piss poor excuses of parents is where all the cringe is coming from.
#255 to #12 - anon (04/01/2014) [-]
Yea probably misdiagnosed mild autism and a good degree of aspergers. These stories are funny but also very very sad at the same time if you think how wierd this kid must feel.
#14 to #12 - anangreeanon (04/01/2014) [-]
wow i cant believe i just posted this without logging in fml
#226 to #98 - intenso (04/01/2014) [-]

You just laughed at yourself.
#233 to #230 - arandomanon (04/01/2014) [-]
Can you read?
#247 to #14 - anangreeanon (04/01/2014) [-]
nearly 300 thumbs I could have had but no I posted as anonymous. NEVER AGAIN!
#294 to #12 - guymandude (04/02/2014) [-]
"we'll get ice cream, just you and me"

I couldn't hate that woman anymore if I tried and I haven't even met the bitch
#127 to #12 - anon (04/01/2014) [-]
I hate the Mom the most so far she has absolutely no regard or care for her son. She eve takes SD out for ice cream without her son. Her look doesn't upset her attitude does.
#121 to #12 - Crimsonfox (04/01/2014) [-]
I completely agree. I myself have high-functioning autism, and while I'm not nearly on his end of the spectrum, a few things hit rather close to home. I pity the poor kid.
#205 to #121 - thecommittee (04/01/2014) [-]
aspergers syndrome master race reporting in. I want to burn that mother alive.
#206 to #205 - Crimsonfox (04/01/2014) [-]
Same here. I just usually identify by high-functioning as the 2 are highly similar and not many people seem to know that Aspergers is a form of Autism. Most just know its a disorder that sounds like ass burgers.
User avatar #312 to #205 - dsendz (04/02/2014) [-]
aspie as **** reporting in. Let's hang the bitch
User avatar #297 to #205 - benedicto (04/02/2014) [-]
pretty sure if you burned her you'd cause worldwide air pollution.
#245 to #121 - anangreeanon (04/01/2014) [-]
Me too, when I was 7 I was diagnosed with aspergers. Im 21 now and as far as im aware of no one has been able to tell that I have this condition for years. This definitely hits me in the feels a little bit harder than normal
#325 to #245 - anon (04/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, most kids with autism that have decent parents grow up to be fine unless they're on the "completely screwed" end of the spectrum. It's a shame knowing that this kid might have grown up to be able to deal with social situations if his parents actually gave a **** about him.
User avatar #13 to #12 - magillagurilla [OP](04/01/2014) [-]
Exactly. I know full well what you mean. I do not blame him for anything, it's his parents I am disgusted by.
User avatar #64 - joekerr (04/01/2014) [-]
BCG has clearly more than "autism", magillagurilla.

I just want to summarize what you have said till now:

- being force fed coffeine (coke for a baby until its teeth rot away?) ... i am convinced not only his jaw took damage ... his brain got something, too, ... and by the way you describe PM, I am very sure she didn't give a **** about nutrition during her pregnancy
- constant abuse by his mother (parents?)
- no appreciating of anything he does

=> social problems
=> low self worth ... he has been told to be **** since always
=> his development is tremendosly slowed down or even hindered
=> having been brought up such a way MAKES you mental in some way. he obviously lives in a dream world that makes his medieval thing plausible ... i am pretty sure that this helps him to cope with the **** he has to deal with on a daily basis.

That guy needs to get away from where he grew up to even hope of starting a new life ... and a doctor. You said that he's a lost cause ... and I believe you. A lost cause by "normal" standards, but that kid was made to be retard. Needs a therapist.

Same thing with PD, too, just the exact opposite. Probably living in a dream world too and her self worth isn't where it should be, too.

But yes, the stories are entertaining. Do something about the dad next, he came too short by now ;)
#177 - nipplelessmage (04/01/2014) [-]
On top of all the plastic surgeries and skimpy outfits, PM also has over 300 confirmed kills and graduated top of her class in the navy seals....
On top of all the plastic surgeries and skimpy outfits, PM also has over 300 confirmed kills and graduated top of her class in the navy seals....
#303 to #177 - anon (04/02/2014) [-]
She will also, and I quote, "Bash your ******* head in, I swear on my mom"
#24 - squidamon ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
The mom came THIS close to the &quot;What the 			****		 did you 			*******		 say&quot; rant....   
and holy 			****		, I suddenly feel REALLY bad for laughing at BCG in the other stories, that mom is a grade-A cuntbucket.
The mom came THIS close to the "What the **** did you ******* say" rant....

and holy **** , I suddenly feel REALLY bad for laughing at BCG in the other stories, that mom is a grade-A cuntbucket.
#88 - arcticastronaut (04/01/2014) [-]
I dunno why, but BCG reminds me of Wade
User avatar #120 to #88 - sharklazers (04/01/2014) [-]
BCG is Wade, OP is Floyd. Sound good?
User avatar #158 to #120 - undeadwill (04/01/2014) [-]
#11 - DarkestLink (04/01/2014) [-]
You know what the sad part is...

I can see every single one of these stories actually happening because today's general society is that ****** up to let people like that breed and continue to live.
User avatar #76 to #11 - pappathethird (04/01/2014) [-]
And what do you propose we do about society?
User avatar #81 to #76 - gibssowas (04/01/2014) [-]
Well I am german so I might have a backup plan for that somewhere in my closet...
Its a bit old and rusty but still good to go.
Might as well ask my austrian buddy about that.
User avatar #78 to #11 - madnessdude (04/01/2014) [-]
Kill it, Kill it with fire.
User avatar #140 to #78 - croneos (04/01/2014) [-]
you're right.... we need a new holocaust
#8 - habanaro ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
I feel so terrible for BCG-- I mean having a mom like THAT be the good guy (I assume from his fear of his father) just makes all the more sense he is like, well, like he is.

What a cunt.

User avatar #9 to #8 - magillagurilla [OP](04/01/2014) [-]
Exact reason why I had no choice but to try to help him. Even now, I feel guilty for abandoning him... but there's so much I could take. I tried being patient, kind, understanding.... but no matter what I did, it seemed like it wasn't good enough.
#20 to #9 - hudge (04/01/2014) [-]
That was a noble goal, but if there's one thing I know, it's that you need to worry about your own sanity before that of others. Seriously. There's more than enough people like this in the world for them to waste your time.
#124 to #9 - anon (04/01/2014) [-]
i'm gonna make an acount to draw these into comics
#129 to #124 - anon (04/01/2014) [-]
nevermind, funnyjunk won't let me make an account
#116 to #9 - cplkoeksuster (04/01/2014) [-]
There comes a time where professionals need to get involved.
#102 to #9 - anon (04/01/2014) [-]
was PM always a bitch to him?
#100 to #9 - arandomanon (04/01/2014) [-]
My experience about helping people is that there's a limit in what you can do. There are situations you can help with, there are others where you can't. This sounds like a situation you can't do **** about. Specially with such parents and enviroment.
I find sad people like this exist.
#136 - walmartysnextghost (04/01/2014) [-]
I refuse to ever accept these stories as remotely true it's the only way i can keep getting up in the morning
#146 to #136 - mcbexplain (04/01/2014) [-]
there is no way this can be true. There's no way stupid people like this exist. Just no
User avatar #225 to #146 - markipliergame ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
do you go outside?
#231 to #225 - mcbexplain (04/01/2014) [-]
I go outside plenty, and I've seen alot of stupid **** people do stupid **** , but I mean come on. Maybe this one is a little more probable to happen, but the "witch at the party one" and "monster stealing your life by giving you an erection"? Well I just choose to believe there aren't people that (i don't even have a word for this) in the world.

But I ******* love the stories though, I just wish they were drawn out
User avatar #235 to #231 - markipliergame ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
Well as many have said in the comments, BCG most likely has terrible autism so I don't see him touching himself in public as too farfetched. Believe what you want though, doesn't hurt anyone.

I too agree a drawn out version would be awesome
#237 to #235 - mcbexplain (04/01/2014) [-]
Touche, but it's gotta be one severe case of autism lol. If this does happen to be true, I just feel sorry for the guy
User avatar #238 to #237 - markipliergame ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
Yea if it is true he needs to get away from that family. We haven't even met the dad yet.
#240 to #238 - mcbexplain (04/01/2014) [-]
oo I take that as you haven't seen the bad dad post yet?
Here you go friend, its a good read but you gotta enlarge
User avatar #244 to #240 - markipliergame ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
I had a feeling you'd say it was posted when I wrote that. Will read right now
#15 - nemula (04/01/2014) [-]
Is PM also an expert in gorilla warfare insert navy seal copypasta here ?
User avatar #168 to #15 - joekerr (04/01/2014) [-]
Holy **** I know that guy! He did our confirmation!
User avatar #171 to #170 - joekerr (04/01/2014) [-]
Yeah that's him ! It was like in 2007. I grew up and live in Germany.
User avatar #17 to #15 - psychoticcaleb (04/01/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#91 - goodguygary ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
my god, i feel so bad for BCG. he must be the jesus to all socially inept peoples in this world, and he will perish for our sins
#97 - taokami ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
#111 - lastkingofx (04/01/2014) [-]
These people are insane...that poor kid, no wonder he's so ****** up. But like any good American...I want to hear -more-.
#109 - anon (04/01/2014) [-]
These stories seem horrendously far fetched and made up.
I think OP is majorly exaggerating his stories to try and make a small story seem better.
#257 to #109 - thecommittee (04/01/2014) [-]
Every story deserves embellishment.
#304 to #109 - anon (04/02/2014) [-]
But I've seen such things where I live... Never underestimate how stupid and horrible people can be. You'll just be let down. Bakersfield, CA. The taint of California.
#118 to #109 - lurkerlarry (04/01/2014) [-]
...Is that a problem?
#309 - anon (04/02/2014) [-]
I feel so bad for BCG. It really isn't his fault all this **** happens. I mean **** he still seems to love his bitch of a mom and is legit trying to be a good son. ******* whore.
User avatar #180 - deepgreen (04/01/2014) [-]
This isn't even funny anymore. I just feel sad for BCG.
User avatar #176 - thempc (04/01/2014) [-]
i sincerely hope these stories are fake because if they are not and this woman has not been publicly beheaded than i no longer have any faith in the american justice system
#280 - Aezync (04/02/2014) [-]
I have a story that's kinda jaw dropping, but that's probably because I'm socially inept. Also never done a greentext before.
Anyway, here goes.
> Be senior year of highschool
> Generic betafag
> feelsbadman.jpg
> Been constantly bullied by this megadouche
> Megadouche is 6'6, totally cut, and his life revolves around football.
> Pushes me around all the time, but I take it lightly and laugh it off every time mainly to hide my pain

>after school and everyones waiting to be picked up by their rents
>megadouche in his clique of equally douchey people
>stick to my nerd clique as usual, far away from his
>spot this easy 10 getting off a motorcycle
>she walks towards megadouche and taps him on the shoulder
#281 to #280 - Aezync (04/02/2014) [-]
The next few moments are my favorite memory of senior year.
>he faces her, she slaps him
>clique goes crazy
>she starts yelling at him
>he tries to hold her and tell her now is not the time (almost the entire school is watching)
>she pushes him away
>tells him straight up "it's over"
>she racks him
>he falls to the floor
>everybodywalkthedinosaur or ***************
> the look on his face is that of a broken man
>she knocks him the **** out with a punch
>megadouche is unconsious
>entire school in awe
>she gets the **** out on her moto
Apparently he was planning to break up with her by asking her sister to prom or some **** like that.
Don't know if he deserved it, but I'd say so.
Anyways, that's my story, hope y'all enjoyed!
#282 to #281 - Aezync (04/02/2014) [-]
Oh, also, she was only about 5'6, and couldn't have been over 135 pounds (though she did have fat in the right places, nawm sayin?) which just made this moment so surprising.
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