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#15 - unncommon (02/01/2014) [-]
Dude you'd make a killing.
#4 - anon (01/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, op would receive all the butt pounding he desires
User avatar #12 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (02/01/2014) [-]
there's nothing like good old freedom and people who've been incarcerated can appreciate that
User avatar #6 - noneckcomics (02/01/2014) [-]
Prison system / good life.

What.
#8 to #6 - zukunft (02/01/2014) [-]
>Meals provided
>Medical Care
>Activities to do
>Visits are allowed
>No Bills
>Lots of free time

Beats working 40 hr/week + at any job.
#9 to #8 - monkeysalt (02/01/2014) [-]
I especially enjoy the rape.
#11 to #9 - zukunft (02/01/2014) [-]
Me too! I finally found someone who I'd love to be my cell mate!!!!!!!
#13 to #11 - monkeysalt (02/01/2014) [-]
Dibs on top!
Both bunk and hunk.
#14 to #13 - zukunft (02/01/2014) [-]
Grrrrr!!!!!!!
User avatar #18 to #8 - noneckcomics (02/01/2014) [-]
> ****** meals,
>Already have free medical care
>You can do anything you want without prison restrictions
>Aren't limited number or visits, and can even visit back
>Don't feel like a drain on society, have serviced to be billed for
>Time to think about how restricted you are in there and how you've failed life

Jobs earn money that let you do more things like enjoy the luxuries of modern living, and if you like your job, it's not such a bad thing.
User avatar #1 - burdensomebucket (01/31/2014) [-]
... With limited female contact That's always the dealbreaker
User avatar #2 to #1 - Proximity (01/31/2014) [-]
If it has a hole who cares? Your cellmate sure doesn't
#3 to #1 - invadingaliens (01/31/2014) [-]
Like Funnyjunk.
#16 - anon (02/01/2014) [-]
If I started killing people I'd just put a bullet in my head if I was ever close to getting caught. Not because I'm afraid of prison but because I wouldn't want to give the friends and families of my victims the relief of closure.
User avatar #17 to #16 - theviusking (02/01/2014) [-]
Sweet.
User avatar #7 - chrifen (02/01/2014) [-]
Are you from Norway op?
#5 - whyunofeellucky (01/31/2014) [-]
Be sure to kill the baddies, at least then everyone won't hate you.
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