Pizza Whore. Subscribe to me and add me as a friend to see more funny content!. bbe 17 tth grade Mme and friends go out for pizza during lunch Swan way back we
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Pizza Whore

Pizza Whore. Subscribe to me and add me as a friend to see more funny content!. bbe 17 tth grade Mme and friends go out for pizza during lunch Swan way back we

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bbe 17
tth grade
Mme and friends go out for pizza during lunch
Swan way back we see our cute red headed friend
head asks for a slice of pizza.
may no
fared head offers me a kiss in exchange for a slice of pizza
fjorever known by friends as the pizza pimp
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Submitted: 08/23/2014
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#1 - shallowandpedantic (08/24/2014) [-]
and a super villain was born
#21 to #1 - brocktox (08/24/2014) [-]
Someone pls make a comic about Pizza Pimp.
#4 - auryn (08/24/2014) [-]
No.

If you would've been the pimp she would have gotten the piece of pizza from someone else and gave you a share.
Instead you're just a regular whore's customer who exchanged "currency" for a "service".
User avatar #17 to #4 - severepwner ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
You must be a lot of fun at parties.
#19 to #17 - auryn (08/24/2014) [-]
Bicthes just don't know about pimpin'.
User avatar #5 to #4 - nanako (08/24/2014) [-]
this.

theres no pimping involved here
#7 - jigdog (08/24/2014) [-]
<the red headed friend
#14 - thebobinito (08/24/2014) [-]
Laughed at content, looked at description, sighed, looked at username, regretted laughing.
Laughed at content, looked at description, sighed, looked at username, regretted laughing.
User avatar #23 to #14 - ChippiAble (08/24/2014) [-]
been there, done that
#31 to #14 - Rascal (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah
sad that cunt is posting good content and catching people off guard with lols when hes the cumdumpster we all hate and feel guilty supporting
#26 - uve (08/24/2014) [-]
one time i had free period before lunch
we decided to have a pizza party in one pf our clubs
i ended up ordering ~30 pizzas/wedges/drinks to the school, i needed 3 people to carry it all.
loads of people asked why i had so much pizza and if they could have some.
i denied them all
i felt like a god
User avatar #18 to #16 - huntergriff ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
...lolwut.
#2 - roosterking (08/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #6 to #2 - sursum (08/24/2014) [-]
Ok, this one is actually plausible...
#11 to #6 - copperonic (08/24/2014) [-]
From someone who browses 4chan? No, its more likely like this
>be me, 17
>in 11th grade
>weigh around 320 pounds of pure genetics
>cute red head walks over to my friends and i
>makes disgusted face at us
> i get up and walk over to her, and about to red pill her on why gingers are worse then jews
>i freeze
>heart beating harder then a white trash father
>she asks "what do you want?"
>i grab the first this i see, which is a pizza
>slap her with the pizza, sauce everywhere
>let out a yell "g-g-gingers are ******* JEWS THEY SUCK ARYAN MASTER RACE"
>i try to run away
>suddenly, batman explodes out of nowhere
>he pins me down
>takes my pants off, i'm squirming with no pants on
>he whispers in my ear "i've always been know as, the buttman"
>starts to stick his 9' dick in my ass raw
>starts ******* butt while at the same time smacking my ass to the batman theme song like a bongo drum
>cums in my ass
>swings away, i'm sitting there in the middle of the lunch room, no pants on humiliated, red head chick starts to laugh and walk away
>this would make a great story on 4chan, with a few fixes, i think.
#13 to #11 - Rascal (08/24/2014) [-]
That is very 4chan-esque and all, but this content is somewhat believable.
User avatar #3 - evilanakie (08/24/2014) [-]
i went to a pizza trampoline party with a red head once he looks like tin tin
he broke his nipple bar
i laughed and laughed and we ate and ate
and then at school i had to keep my mouth shut about the nipple ring thing or he wouldn't be allowed to teach at the school anymore
but the school didnt care about the nipple ring
and he still teaches
#8 - Rascal (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #9 to #8 - jubbehhh (08/24/2014) [-]
keltainenlumi we know that's you
User avatar #10 to #9 - keltainenlumi (08/24/2014) [-]
You know that I thumbed up a picture? Congratz.
#20 to #8 - Rascal (08/24/2014) [-]
anon why?
#33 - baronoftrolls (08/24/2014) [-]
Pizza Whore?
#29 - bluefummer (08/24/2014) [-]
people
thumb it down because Phaggact
#35 to #29 - Rascal (08/24/2014) [-]
its also a repost
#36 to #35 - bluefummer (08/25/2014) [-]
well thats what phaggact does

he thumbwhores with reposts
#12 - pizzaweed (08/24/2014) [-]
Damn it feels good to be gangsta
Damn it feels good to be gangsta
#24 - shieeetposter (08/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #28 to #24 - shadowbreech (08/24/2014) [-]
Dude, it wasn't even 10 lines...
User avatar #34 - sabcy (08/24/2014) [-]
I actually kinda like phanact. Don't know what everyone's problem is.
#30 - levvy (08/24/2014) [-]
tl;dr
#25 - jayfizzle (08/24/2014) [-]
**jayfizzle rolled image**
#27 to #25 - shadowbreech (08/24/2014) [-]
Bu-bu-bu-busted!
Bu-bu-bu-busted!
#15 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
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