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Piss your pants #3

 

Hallo FJ!
Ready for Piss your pants #3?


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Wanna have a lolita? Wanna have a slave? Wanna have a toy?
This is your man.


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Wolf.

I had to resize those pictures ... not that you really see anything there.

If this one really spooked you and made you thirsty for more details, I gotta disappoint you. I feld like this and dug deeper ... well, tl;dr someone just tested their writing skills.


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This story leads to a silo.


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Let's go hiking!


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Encounter at the treeline.


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Finland


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Dakhma - Blood pit


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Camping and black robes, what more do you want?



Misanthrope gets to think about his view on life.

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Submitted: 05/08/2015
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#32 - dahseui (05/08/2015) [+] (6 replies)
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The Dakhma story is a fake, the pit was photoshopped to look "bottomless"
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#1 - joekerr [OP](05/08/2015) [+] (46 replies)
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Previous episodes: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/Piss+your+pants+1/bfNaLos www.funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/Piss+your+pants+2/argaLne I summon thee, elmilius commissarcrunch mrmomoguy geofalke gloriouschad jamesjc lordtowelie stegosaurusrah ljxjlos laseneph bluslenderman announcement yodaiam nazrix justsomechickyo leonhardt nativninja eloog admiralloli skullball nuclearkitteh vladimirtepes bramy toasthemost zade nurucio twiztidxson drysoup mrquorr croabadrake ghostyss baconmcbeykon crackercrazy greatsofa dndxplain falloutreaper nightsniper olliemereside mion ganaloththedragon polarfroster meatygoodness ronyx scunblaster codydude dawggz compared punchawhale mehmachine ************* lincolnpenis megamanmanmega udo peezle wigglyjr zoroso idiotoncomputer Kristanna grindor *************** regularorange wuvoo frev uncledoom elerosse Draigor regimentbluefly masterme obeyweegee lolercoasters discordninesix gtocforyou atsshole tuli marito alphagex hawaiianman mithownz kyman icantevenbro catinacan aphxsuddz wherejohnny drhat baronvonhuckle pinecest alphagex xxlilxxdz skrublord broda fazbear ellendegenerate eatinyojello djequalizee pajamashark pikapoopie alphagex lolcakers Coneman legayunicorn sharethehate tuli kimilsung furillo flarewolfthegame youreminenow blastwavegaming iceguy sanitarysan thefunnyside werotus catinacan misswhitechristmas jackdogjackasdf themoderguy kingxddd antibodies regularorange elerosse Igninjaleetful *************** jackdogjackasdf samthediv antibodies Vpirate raffinrox lolcakers therealgambit Ihazfunkitty mezcal onlylettersyousay drazhar kingxddd roganisbored immatakeaduty wigglyjr spongebroswagpants crazyglove steppenwolfvg nerdrage tjmixx goodatlosing wasteland mikimowse yourfutureson whichever ieatsand owlexterminator nomsergirl twentyandahalf aleksandurr sparkyoneonetwo metallus turtlepyro compilations hawaiianman uurtu rebornpotato jayeti mikhailovych kiaserzerg notthedoctor heighho nibblebrsingr anonassassin jagoz snipster greyhoundfd venompwns warvolk randomwanker cooljason chitogekirisaki sumerfag gandalfpointtwo demcupcakes restuun rebornpotato fazbear letrollzor roganisbored ichigoblue erikus thelamastone Schofield cxccv ultiomos fierysquirrel kiaserzerg frankjeager griffindude anaphase sarcasmgasm mikasuh andrewtk FlameBreaker ijustwannaplay beastmawd wcpapier secretmouse erotictentacle dalarna joedeltaco notorc boolsquet iitoxictz moisture Kadzait shieeetposter euskippy thelamastone johrny seatherten ruped nazrix fekke chrispoot papaspipi niqqerly dubjinxr dragostarc itsaggron menkoy mayorspookums pinecest subspacessparta umjamlam lickinggecko crazydiabetic fresighto thelamastone ericarthurblair doomeythekink madioliver tydhtwooh chaospool lemonlotion crossbone majesticspaceduck hikikomori antigravitycake mrbropony moisture immatakeaduty edgecutter theonlyspy lunathenightmare duckwith georgeojffs sirtechnoviking sprangzor ushername ********** spooooce megiddo courageexplains creamNscream frasseking thealbinoargonian highkingtorygg derivat cyberfrog shinycharizard shmiles mchtgrnhrnshn roninneko tmstyrant faffle jamesjc loganmadder magicasquatch whycat banteringcat lordtowelie symmiie babyfur naafi nazrix thesweetscientist soggytoastie agronimo lazylazarus thewanderinghatter bitchpleaseshutup rocketmans helterskeletor gohex fireairshot fent mudkipftw skullball mookiea armanthul oliverjfw mrsauce TheHutchie thegameujustlost thatguywatchingu Trollathon PurpleStuff meiverona incrediblejohn infamo ! Want a mention for the next comp.? Just reply to this comment. Please do not reply again once I have started mentioning you, only if you don't want to be included in further mentions.
Previous episodes:
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/Piss+your+pants+1/bfNaLos
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/Piss+your+pants+2/argaLne

I summon thee, elmilius commissarcrunch mrmomoguy geofalke gloriouschad jamesjc lordtowelie stegosaurusrah ljxjlos laseneph bluslenderman announcement yodaiam nazrix justsomechickyo leonhardt nativninja eloog admiralloli skullball nuclearkitteh vladimirtepes bramy toasthemost zade nurucio twiztidxson drysoup mrquorr croabadrake ghostyss baconmcbeykon crackercrazy greatsofa dndxplain falloutreaper nightsniper olliemereside mion ganaloththedragon polarfroster meatygoodness ronyx scunblaster codydude dawggz compared punchawhale mehmachine ************* lincolnpenis megamanmanmega udo peezle wigglyjr zoroso idiotoncomputer Kristanna grindor *************** regularorange wuvoo frev uncledoom elerosse Draigor regimentbluefly masterme obeyweegee lolercoasters discordninesix gtocforyou atsshole tuli marito alphagex hawaiianman mithownz kyman icantevenbro catinacan aphxsuddz wherejohnny drhat baronvonhuckle pinecest alphagex xxlilxxdz skrublord broda fazbear ellendegenerate eatinyojello djequalizee pajamashark pikapoopie alphagex lolcakers Coneman legayunicorn sharethehate tuli kimilsung furillo flarewolfthegame youreminenow blastwavegaming iceguy sanitarysan thefunnyside werotus catinacan misswhitechristmas jackdogjackasdf themoderguy kingxddd antibodies regularorange elerosse Igninjaleetful *************** jackdogjackasdf samthediv antibodies Vpirate raffinrox lolcakers therealgambit Ihazfunkitty mezcal onlylettersyousay drazhar kingxddd roganisbored immatakeaduty wigglyjr spongebroswagpants crazyglove steppenwolfvg nerdrage tjmixx goodatlosing wasteland mikimowse yourfutureson whichever ieatsand owlexterminator nomsergirl twentyandahalf aleksandurr sparkyoneonetwo metallus turtlepyro compilations hawaiianman uurtu rebornpotato jayeti mikhailovych kiaserzerg notthedoctor heighho nibblebrsingr anonassassin jagoz snipster greyhoundfd venompwns warvolk randomwanker cooljason chitogekirisaki sumerfag gandalfpointtwo demcupcakes restuun rebornpotato fazbear letrollzor roganisbored ichigoblue erikus thelamastone Schofield cxccv ultiomos fierysquirrel kiaserzerg frankjeager griffindude anaphase sarcasmgasm mikasuh andrewtk FlameBreaker ijustwannaplay beastmawd wcpapier secretmouse erotictentacle dalarna joedeltaco notorc boolsquet iitoxictz moisture Kadzait shieeetposter euskippy thelamastone johrny seatherten ruped nazrix fekke chrispoot papaspipi niqqerly dubjinxr dragostarc itsaggron menkoy mayorspookums pinecest subspacessparta umjamlam lickinggecko crazydiabetic fresighto thelamastone ericarthurblair doomeythekink madioliver tydhtwooh chaospool lemonlotion crossbone majesticspaceduck hikikomori antigravitycake mrbropony moisture immatakeaduty edgecutter theonlyspy lunathenightmare duckwith georgeojffs sirtechnoviking sprangzor ushername ********** spooooce megiddo courageexplains creamNscream frasseking thealbinoargonian highkingtorygg derivat cyberfrog shinycharizard shmiles mchtgrnhrnshn roninneko tmstyrant faffle jamesjc loganmadder magicasquatch whycat banteringcat lordtowelie symmiie babyfur naafi nazrix thesweetscientist soggytoastie agronimo lazylazarus thewanderinghatter bitchpleaseshutup rocketmans helterskeletor gohex fireairshot fent mudkipftw skullball mookiea armanthul oliverjfw mrsauce TheHutchie thegameujustlost thatguywatchingu Trollathon PurpleStuff meiverona incrediblejohn infamo !

Want a mention for the next comp.? Just reply to this comment.
Please do not reply again once I have started mentioning you, only if you don't want to be included in further mentions.
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#19 - mikasuh (05/08/2015) [-]
The Lolita One.
The Lolita One.
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User avatar #140 to #19 - incrediblejohn (10/09/2015) [-]
idk bro, honestly i feel really turned on by this story
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User avatar #6 - derivat (05/08/2015) [-]
Still not as scary as Cringe **** .
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#23 - touchmybutt (05/08/2015) [-]
Must save feet...!
Must save feet...!
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User avatar #24 to #23 - ronyx (05/08/2015) [-]
those socks are gay as ****
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User avatar #25 to #24 - touchmybutt (05/08/2015) [-]
They fit my personality
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#60 to #25 - bronywiseman ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
I think they're adorablejust like you, I wish I had a pair.
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#93 to #60 - touchmybutt (05/09/2015) [-]
Aw, thank you<3
Aw, thank you<3
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#73 to #23 - tehavatar (05/09/2015) [-]
why did i do the same
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User avatar #38 - tombobbusama (05/08/2015) [-]
For some reason, I interpreted "piss your pants" as "piss your pants laughing"

Oh god I was so wrong.
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User avatar #39 to #38 - joekerr [OP](05/08/2015) [-]
It's in the freaking morbid-channel, what did you expect ?
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#2 - letrollzor (05/08/2015) [-]
Thanks OP it's not like i was planning on getting any sleep tonight anyways
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User avatar #92 to #7 - zaxzwim ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
a little yes
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#41 - chaoticlaw (05/08/2015) [-]
>the lolita one
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#5 - mudkipftw (05/08/2015) [-]
oh man, i just heard a bump send help
oh man, i just heard a bump

send help
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#127 to #5 - anon (05/16/2015) [-]
NO you must die we must have a virgin sacrifice
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User avatar #17 to #5 - belshir (05/08/2015) [-]
Friend skype messaged me, i shot back from my computer and nearly fell of my chair, no sleep tonight
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User avatar #68 to #17 - ttallonn (05/09/2015) [-]
I alwats read these with music, unexpectedly my step dad started snoring halfway through, so that helps a bit even though I hate the sound
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#65 - praisingthesun (05/09/2015) [-]
I looked behind myself after finishing every one of them
I looked behind myself after finishing every one of them
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#89 - wildredsock (05/09/2015) [-]
The lolita one.
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#50 - eatcawk (05/09/2015) [-]
lolita one is prob fake but still it makes me rage at someone who would wanna do that
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#109 to #50 - tailedcrusader ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
It's just so entirely fake that their 'shocking' mistreatment fell flat and had no impact.
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User avatar #125 to #50 - corropted (05/11/2015) [-]
do you even know in what kind of world we live in? this kind of **** is real and you can find more ****** up **** if you try hard, there is a website where you can hire assasins and 'different' kinds of services so don't expect this to be just fake
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#126 to #125 - eatcawk (05/11/2015) [-]
all the more reason to be pissed even more
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User avatar #26 - superbla (05/08/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
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#42 to #26 - jamesjc (05/08/2015) [-]
Maximum spook.
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User avatar #64 - Taliesin (05/09/2015) [-]
First off, I probably should have been horrified at the lolita one, but I was more analyzing his methods for efficacy, rather than thinking about the awful intent. To be honest, there are more effective ways of doing what he does in my opinion, plus why doesn't he include some prosthetics for the aesthetic value?

Second, I've been camping for years, seen a couple nope-worthy things that are too long to mention here, and honestly can't come up with a good reason to ever do it alone. Too many nope-out occurrences happen every year when camping alone, not gonna have it happen to me without some backup.
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User avatar #132 to #64 - AnomynousUser (05/30/2015) [-]
The one time I had a nope moment while camping (only been camping twice, so not too many chances) was when I was like 15 and it was pitch black out in the middle of the night and I had to piss like a mofo. So I just slipped on some shoes and stumbled out with a flashlight and went a little into the tree line to take care of business. It was one of those minute-long pisses that you only get in the wee hours of the morning. I had the flashlight shining against a tree I was standing next to so I could use the reflected light to see (was camping with a couple cousins who were 3 and 6 years younger, so no need to ruin their innocence, while making my eyes adjust to brightness, eh? But then I heard it. Like 15 feet to my right, further into the tree line, 2-3 twigs snapping in succession and I heard an exhale of breath that absolutely did not sound human. I was in the middle of ************************************************* and had been hearing from my uncle (who hunts and lives nearby) about how this was when all the mother moose and their very young babies were roaming, so I pissed with the force of a thousand ******* suns, almost got my dick sliced in half because I was zipping my pants up so fast, and grabbed the flashlight all faster than I could even think and ran back towards camp where the fire was still dying out (it was completely surrounded by dirt, don't worry about forest fires) and calculated how long it would take to jump in the truck, take a rifle, load it, and be ready to shoot. Thankfully, I heard absolutely nothing else and whatever they were either went further into the forest or weren't looking my way (didn't see eye glints), so I slowly made my way back to my tent and eventually slept after realizing how much it hurts to force half a bladder's worth of piss out that fast and get pubes caught in jeans.
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User avatar #75 to #64 - epicbanjoman (05/09/2015) [-]
Make a comp and share yours stories.
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User avatar #79 to #75 - Taliesin (05/09/2015) [-]
Ehhhhh, maybe. Not much for writing. I might tho.
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User avatar #95 to #79 - repostforlife (05/09/2015) [-]
you have to, if you do, I will add one of my own (I don't have a lot, but I have a few)
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User avatar #96 to #95 - Taliesin (05/09/2015) [-]
I'm so lazy though. I'll probably write some up tonight. We'll see. Too tired to think tho, been up watching horror movies all night.
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User avatar #97 to #96 - repostforlife (05/09/2015) [-]
I've just been up. played some blackflag (never played it before, so it's new to me)
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User avatar #98 to #97 - Taliesin (05/09/2015) [-]
ACIV? I got it when it was free and obsessively played it for a few weeks. Haven't been on in a bit, kinda been on Defiance lately
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User avatar #99 to #98 - repostforlife (05/09/2015) [-]
is that game any good?
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User avatar #100 to #99 - Taliesin (05/09/2015) [-]
It is so much better than ACIII it's not even believable. Definitely would recommend.
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User avatar #101 to #100 - Taliesin (05/09/2015) [-]
Oh disregard. I thought you meant ACIV lol. Defiance is fun, hard to get into at first because it's slow, but I'm having a blast. The DLC is definitely worth it.
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User avatar #102 to #101 - repostforlife (05/09/2015) [-]
I remember watching the TV show back a while ago. is it still going?
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User avatar #105 to #102 - Taliesin (05/09/2015) [-]
I think so, not sure. I haven't watched more than a few episodes before I was hospitalized and lost track.
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#11 - papaspipi (05/08/2015) [-]
more pls
more pls
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#14 - doomeythekink ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
Every time.
Every time.
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#10 - meatygoodness (05/08/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
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#80 - justsomechickyo (05/09/2015) [-]
**** man.....
**** man.....
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#67 - tragicrhapsody ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
lolita
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