Pigs vs. Tards. . C) Anonymous (/ 11( Fri) 19: 03 tehgod, 3 Working at "Special Smiles“ summer camp Detaching kids about mun animals with real animals Hie lo pi
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Pigs vs. Tards

C) Anonymous (/ 11( Fri) 19: 03
tehgod, 3
Working at "Special Smiles“ summer camp
Detaching kids about mun animals with real animals
Hie lo pig pen
tell kids not to go into pen
mud In help a kid with tying mes
Allar loud splat noise
saturn mud
4 retard kids in pig pen, literally nailing in mud making "Dink" noises
spics start pushing them because they are in their space
strength comes out
battle between pigs and retards happens
delay in stepping this because of the hilarity of the situation
spics knock retards ever on tap of each other
r: -Mass retard pile
win
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#9 - thesticklebricks (05/26/2014) [-]
ah i see it is time, once again, to recount the story of "Fats McGee and his Retard Three"
#10 to #9 - ridderaard (05/26/2014) [-]
Glorious
User avatar #32 to #9 - renespar (05/26/2014) [-]
Oh my God... I hate people like this, you know for a fact the tards who end up like this only end up because no one ever DARED to try to teach them how to actually behave, especially once they started to figure out how to wrap our PC obsessed world around their Vienna sausage shaped fingers. if I ever have a kid with downs, I can and WILL make sure he understands how to not be an absolute menace
User avatar #44 to #9 - lorddarkskull (05/26/2014) [-]
That was a glorious thread
User avatar #53 to #9 - norwegiandude (05/26/2014) [-]
My god this was epic! Totally worth the read
#54 to #9 - JustintheWaysian (05/26/2014) [-]
GLORIOUS TALE
User avatar #12 to #9 - larrynonymous (05/26/2014) [-]
ah yes a valiant tale of friendship.
User avatar #30 to #9 - brewswillis (05/26/2014) [-]
these stories often have a lot more emotions, character development and plot twists than modern movies.
#27 - xredsoxmuffin (05/26/2014) [-]
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#19 - John Cena (05/26/2014) [-]
I don't know about you guys, but I have never encountered a violent retard before. Where do you meet these people???
User avatar #29 to #19 - articulate (05/26/2014) [-]
I had two retards in my fifth grade class. One was pretty chill, but had to wear those aviator earmuffs or he would freak out. You couldn't talk to him because he would think you were messing with him. The other one was a spastic ******** . He bit me.
User avatar #33 to #19 - ludislavonac (05/26/2014) [-]
I knew a retard girl in kindergarten who was kinda big for her age, and quite violent too
#43 to #19 - John Cena (05/26/2014) [-]
There was an aggressive retard in our boy scouts when I was young. Let me tel you, ****** ****** up. You'd go "hey michiel", and he'd start screeching and chasing you with sticks and stones until he was pinned to the ground
#49 to #19 - hopalongreborn (05/26/2014) [-]
In a pig pen apparently
#52 to #19 - John Cena (05/26/2014) [-]
found the violent retard
#7 - happyfatkid (05/26/2014) [-]
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#4 - barsh (05/26/2014) [-]
im a lil upset that this didn't end with the retard strength throwing the pigs out of the pen, just so the lil tards can roll in mud
im a lil upset that this didn't end with the retard strength throwing the pigs out of the pen, just so the lil tards can roll in mud
#17 - John Cena (05/26/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** asshole look like this
#37 - wedgie (05/26/2014) [-]
after all the time i spent around laughing at posts like these I am 100% sure karma's gonna **** my ass up and leave me with a kid with downs..
#51 - smokingman (05/26/2014) [-]
pigs always win
#50 - zebrawaffles (05/26/2014) [-]
I worked on a farm once so this story made me think of where I worked. All the pig pens had concrete floors at my farm so uh, let's just say the mud....was different in my mind.   
   
MFW reading >4 retard kids in pig pen, Literally rolling in mud making "Oink" noises
I worked on a farm once so this story made me think of where I worked. All the pig pens had concrete floors at my farm so uh, let's just say the mud....was different in my mind.

MFW reading >4 retard kids in pig pen, Literally rolling in mud making "Oink" noises
User avatar #14 - hikewne (05/26/2014) [-]
Is good but I can't compare this with the crow war.
User avatar #31 to #14 - KazumaKyu (05/26/2014) [-]
Crow war is my favorite greentext. That **** is classic.
User avatar #34 to #31 - ninjaroo (05/26/2014) [-]
Can you provide sauce, or otherwise direct me towards this "Crow war"?
#35 to #34 - KazumaKyu (05/26/2014) [-]
For some reason I can't seem to find the whole thing. Got the first part pretty easily, but there's more to the story I'm unable to locate.
#38 to #35 - ninjaroo (05/26/2014) [-]
Lo and behold, I found it.
User avatar #41 to #38 - agreatusername (05/26/2014) [-]
Oh dear lord, thank you.
User avatar #42 to #41 - ninjaroo (05/26/2014) [-]
You're welcome, kind stranger.
User avatar #40 to #38 - KazumaKyu (05/26/2014) [-]
Genius! Well done.
User avatar #39 to #35 - agreatusername (05/26/2014) [-]
That was the funniest **** .
User avatar #3 - patwed (05/26/2014) [-]
**** me, that was actually funny!
#16 - John Cena (05/26/2014) [-]
obey the pig.

pig is ove, pig is life.
#6 - rustlingthejimmys (05/26/2014) [-]
This was a good read. Trying not to wake up family with retarded laugher
This was a good read. Trying not to wake up family with retarded laugher
User avatar #36 - emptysuperman (05/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, so... that never happened.
#21 - computeronfire (05/26/2014) [-]
**computeronfire rolled image**
User avatar #45 to #21 - cameljaws (05/26/2014) [-]
DIIIIIIIOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#8 - John Cena (05/26/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** I felt nothing while reading this. I'm surprised someone cares enough to write this. hoominexplain?
User avatar #26 to #8 - invshika (05/26/2014) [-]
can't read kanji japanesexplain pls
User avatar #28 to #26 - chillybilly (05/26/2014) [-]
From right to left:
Shinobu: "Sex friend"
Yotsugi: "Bride"
Mayoi: "Mistress"
User avatar #47 to #28 - dalgaard (05/26/2014) [-]
That doesnt make sense in my head.

Shouldnt Shinobu be the bride, Mayoi the sex friend and Yotsugi the mistress?
User avatar #1 - quackyquack (05/26/2014) [-]
**quackyquack rolls 857,700,373** police brutality has gone too far out of control. beating up toads? horrible.
User avatar #5 to #1 - joaomartins ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
Found the 6th grader with a copy of GTA !
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