Pigs vs. Tards

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C) Anonymous (/ 11( Fri) 19: 03
tehgod, 3
Working at "Special Smiles“ summer camp
Detaching kids about mun animals with real animals
Hie lo pig pen
tell kids not to go into pen
mud In help a kid with tying mes
Allar loud splat noise
saturn mud
4 retard kids in pig pen, literally nailing in mud making "Dink" noises
spics start pushing them because they are in their space
strength comes out
battle between pigs and retards happens
delay in stepping this because of the hilarity of the situation
spics knock retards ever on tap of each other
r: -Mass retard pile
win

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Submitted:	05/25/2014

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#9 - thesticklebricks (05/26/2014) [-]

ah i see it is time, once again, to recount the story of "Fats McGee and his Retard Three"

#10 to #9 - ridderaard (05/26/2014) [-]

Glorious

#32 to #9 - renespar (05/26/2014) [-]

Oh my God... I hate people like this, you know for a fact the tards who end up like this only end up because no one ever DARED to try to teach them how to actually behave, especially once they started to figure out how to wrap our PC obsessed world around their Vienna sausage shaped fingers. if I ever have a kid with downs, I can and WILL make sure he understands how to not be an absolute menace

#44 to #9 - lorddarkskull (05/26/2014) [-]

That was a glorious thread

#53 to #9 - norwegiandude (05/26/2014) [-]

My god this was epic! Totally worth the read

#54 to #9 - JustintheWaysian (05/26/2014) [-]

GLORIOUS TALE

#12 to #9 - larrynonymous (05/26/2014) [-]

ah yes a valiant tale of friendship.

#30 to #9 - brewswillis (05/26/2014) [-]

these stories often have a lot more emotions, character development and plot twists than modern movies.

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#15 to #9 - Bloodgartham (05/26/2014) [-]

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#2 - turretbuddy (05/26/2014) [-]

+12

#27 - xredsoxmuffin (05/26/2014) [-]

#19 - anon (05/26/2014) [-]

I don't know about you guys, but I have never encountered a violent retard before. Where do you meet these people???

#29 to #19 - articulate (05/26/2014) [-]

I had two retards in my fifth grade class. One was pretty chill, but had to wear those aviator earmuffs or he would freak out. You couldn't talk to him because he would think you were messing with him. The other one was a spastic ******** . He bit me.

#33 to #19 - ludislavonac (05/26/2014) [-]

I knew a retard girl in kindergarten who was kinda big for her age, and quite violent too

#43 to #19 - anon (05/26/2014) [-]

There was an aggressive retard in our boy scouts when I was young. Let me tel you, ****** ****** up. You'd go "hey michiel", and he'd start screeching and chasing you with sticks and stones until he was pinned to the ground

#49 to #19 - hopalongreborn (05/26/2014) [-]

In a pig pen apparently

#52 to #19 - anon (05/26/2014) [-]

found the violent retard

#7 - happyfatkid (05/26/2014) [-]

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#4 - barsh (05/26/2014) [-]

im a lil upset that this didn't end with the retard strength throwing the pigs out of the pen, just so the lil tards can roll in mud

#17 - anon (05/26/2014) [-]

**anonymous rolled image** asshole look like this

#14 - hikewne (05/26/2014) [-]

Is good but I can't compare this with the crow war.

#31 to #14 - KazumaKyu (05/26/2014) [-]

Crow war is my favorite greentext. That **** is classic.

#34 to #31 - ninjaroo (05/26/2014) [-]

Can you provide sauce, or otherwise direct me towards this "Crow war"?

#35 to #34 - KazumaKyu (05/26/2014) [-]

For some reason I can't seem to find the whole thing. Got the first part pretty easily, but there's more to the story I'm unable to locate.

#38 to #35 - ninjaroo (05/26/2014) [-]

Lo and behold, I found it.

#41 to #38 - agreatusername (05/26/2014) [-]

Oh dear lord, thank you.

#42 to #41 - ninjaroo (05/26/2014) [-]

You're welcome, kind stranger.

#40 to #38 - KazumaKyu (05/26/2014) [-]

Genius! Well done.

#39 to #35 - agreatusername (05/26/2014) [-]

That was the funniest **** .

#48 to #34 - thegamegestapo (05/26/2014) [-]

www.funnyjunk.com/Anon+starts+the+crow+wars/funny-pictures/4922641/

#37 - wedgie (05/26/2014) [-]

after all the time i spent around laughing at posts like these I am 100% sure karma's gonna **** my ass up and leave me with a kid with downs..

#51 - smokingman (05/26/2014) [-]

pigs always win

#50 - zebrawaffles (05/26/2014) [-]

I worked on a farm once so this story made me think of where I worked. All the pig pens had concrete floors at my farm so uh, let's just say the mud....was different in my mind.

MFW reading >4 retard kids in pig pen, Literally rolling in mud making "Oink" noises