Pickpocket Level: Gypsy. .. hate "those" gypsies....can't they make an honest living like everyne else instead of god damn stealing and putting their all over i said "those&
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#3 - crazycommando (12/30/2013) [+] (18 replies)
******* hate "those" ****** gypsies....can't they make an honest living like everyne else instead of god damn stealing and putting their **** all over

i said "those" because not all gypsies are bad...but the ones that do that god damn it....hate em'
#15 - lolerbot (12/31/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Gypsy story thread? I'll start.   
Be vacationing throughout east europe about 2 years ago.   
I'm 14, little sis is 9. Parents are with us. We're looking at random 						****					 when my mom   
goes into this one store to look at a pice of jewelry. Me and sis stay outside, my dad goes   
in with mom (presumably to pay for whatever my moms about to buy). Were waiting   
and after about 3 minutes, these 2 old ladies (they look like what youd expect) come   
up to us. They speak in a really heavy accent and say "My your friend is pretty" pointing   
to my sister. "Would she like to come meet my son? He is interested in a playmate."   
Now me, hearing all these stories about gyps know whats up here. I say "Sorry, but no, our    
parents will be back soon" She replies " Oh Im sure it would be alright." Not   
really sure what to do i point to some random couple and say "oh theres our parents   
now".   
So you guys will probly think im 						************					 this part but its true. The one woman   
looks to the other, and eminates some sort of 						*******					 hiss. She hissed really lowly to   
the other woman, said to us "Oh well maybe some other time then" really fast,   
and run-walked away.
Gypsy story thread? I'll start.
Be vacationing throughout east europe about 2 years ago.
I'm 14, little sis is 9. Parents are with us. We're looking at random **** when my mom
goes into this one store to look at a pice of jewelry. Me and sis stay outside, my dad goes
in with mom (presumably to pay for whatever my moms about to buy). Were waiting
and after about 3 minutes, these 2 old ladies (they look like what youd expect) come
up to us. They speak in a really heavy accent and say "My your friend is pretty" pointing
to my sister. "Would she like to come meet my son? He is interested in a playmate."
Now me, hearing all these stories about gyps know whats up here. I say "Sorry, but no, our
parents will be back soon" She replies " Oh Im sure it would be alright." Not
really sure what to do i point to some random couple and say "oh theres our parents
now".
So you guys will probly think im ************ this part but its true. The one woman
looks to the other, and eminates some sort of ******* hiss. She hissed really lowly to
the other woman, said to us "Oh well maybe some other time then" really fast,
and run-walked away.
User avatar #2 - masterfuck (12/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
They are truly crafty. I have no idea how they can take a wallet and phone without the person feeling that something is slipping out of his pocket. I just try to keep my distance, and try to burry my stuff deep and thight down in my pockets. I know it might seem racist, but it's realistic. If I avoided a brand of car, because it was statistically more likely to have trouble than another brand, nobody would care. Hopefully nobody cares if I avoid persons that belong to a specific culture either.
User avatar #12 - ThpiderMan (12/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
My father was almost kidnapped by gypsies back in the 60's in wisconsin. They asked a bunch of kids if they wanted to go swimming with their kids. My grandparents woudn't let him go, and only one of the kids that got invited was able to go.

The gypsies never came back.
#49 - gabbelabbe (12/31/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I live in Norway and thought i had seen the worst of Gypsies, That was until i went to Lisbon, in portugal, for a week.

in our second ******* day in Portugal, me my sister and my mom were walking trough the city, me and my sister in front, and my mom right behind us... i turned my head backwards so i could speak to my mom, only to see two gypsies with their hands down my mothers backpack, luckily i busted them early, so nothing was stolen, but the rest of the vacation i spent watching my mother, and all gypsy lookalikes like a hawk

**** Gypsies
#39 - alphagex (12/31/2013) [-]
``Cicero never understood thieves, really. Take someone's things before you kill them? And they call me crazy``
#1 - maxl (12/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
That **** isn't funny, ******* scum.
#5 to #1 - gonnakill (12/30/2013) [-]
It is funny because its true
#88 - lasmamoe (12/31/2013) [+] (14 replies)
******* hate gypsies.
#6 - BerryLicious (12/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
There's this one guy at my university, about 25 years old, a socially awkward **** (who still manages to get laid) with the common sense of a slug taking a trip to the beach for a dip in the ocean. We were round my place, having a few drinks, watching some crap on the TV. After a while, talk turns to gypsies, or rather, the pikey scumcunts we get here in old Blighty.
Now, a little background. This dude used to fancy me (for reasons I cannot fathom) and I made a passing comment about how I hate it when people agree with me just for the sake of it (referring to a stalker I had in the past). This guy goes completely out of his way to now DISAGREE with everything I say.
Anyway. I said how much I dislike this group of people and how shows such as My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding are trash etc etc etc... this guy disagrees. Says the pikey's are lovely and misunderstood, and they never mean to steal from us and don't really cause trouble
I tell you FJ, I have never seen one man shouted at so much. I thought someone was going to stab him.

TLR Some dude tried to stand up for pikeys and had the **** verbally kicked out of him
#162 - felixjarl (12/31/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I think the comment section is turning me racist.
I think the comment section is turning me racist.
#10 - biomedic (12/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I ******* hate pikeys
#14 - angelclass (12/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
i've seen gypsies in Florida, are they really that bad? what are they exactly, just nomads?
#30 to #14 - bigscarygary (12/31/2013) [-]
Gypsies are a nomadic people from the Indian subcontinent that predominantly live in Europe, but a few live in the US. They are a very tight-knit ethnic group that doesn't try to assimilate, so they are usually poor and resort to crime and street performances to survive. Just like ghetto thugs in the US. In Europe, gypsies commonly steal jewelry, break into houses and squat, and kidnap young children to put into their packs. They also travel in RVs, being nomadic and all.

Because most interactions people have with gypsies are negative, many communities take measures to keep them away. However, it's not like the gypsies are innocent; their lack of effort to assimilate and nomadic lifestyle with little concern for their environment means language barriers, neighborhoods getting trashed, and of course crime.
#36 - lplplplp (12/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Where I live we have pikeys that live in caravans and steal **** they even asked someone down my street for copper (pipes etc) and he said yes he then closed the door and they proceeded to smash the copper tap on the side of his house. They are also a bunch of ******* inbreds and they stink like cat ****** **** .
User avatar #35 - ronyx (12/31/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I would be OK with them just stealing, but some kidnap children. They need a visit from Dr Baseball Bat
#27 - xxxgnipsxxx (12/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The best solution in my opinion: sterilization.
User avatar #34 to #27 - instalation (12/31/2013) [-]
They kidnap little kids.
#29 - mexicandudeinsd (12/31/2013) [-]
as i read the comments i get scared more and more..

maybe its the cold window thats open idk
#193 - zombiescope (12/31/2013) [-]
be security   
loads of gypsies turn up on one of our empty sites that we didn't really do a lot with.    
now had to be quarantined because they shat all over the car park.   
apparently they just squat where every one can see them and 						****					 on the floor   
mfw
be security
loads of gypsies turn up on one of our empty sites that we didn't really do a lot with.
now had to be quarantined because they shat all over the car park.
apparently they just squat where every one can see them and **** on the floor
mfw
#194 - kanadetenshi (12/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I have never heard the term gypsy in a sentence that didn't involve crime or violence. When i was younger i just assumed gypsy meant criminal.
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