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Pick your posion

Choose your destiny...
Rewind time 5 seconds at
a time, can be used 5
times per day. The same
5 seconds cannot be
rewound twice (Le. only
one redo of a moment is
allowed}
Can achieve effects of any
known drug at any time,
no damage or side effects.
Acquire new drugs as they
are invented. (yellow red
and purple shots not
included)
Complete immunity from
sickness and maladies,
this includes poison even
from animals. Does not
include accidents or physi-
cal damage.
You can read the mind of
anyone you make eye
contact with, only while
eye contact or physical
contact {either or) are
maintained.
...
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#53 - anon
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(10/27/2013) [-]
yellow. creampie first time, pull out 2nd
#216 to #53 - zeunfunnyguy
Reply 0
(10/27/2013) [-]
Not at all weird to bring a shot (if that's what it's called) to bed...
#63 to #53 - flemsdfer
Reply +121
(10/27/2013) [-]
Or you could just blow your load, rewind, and choose not to have sex with her in the first place.
Or you could just blow your load, rewind, and choose not to have sex with her in the first place.
#67 to #63 - jasonhasnolife
Reply +122
(10/27/2013) [-]
you only last 5 seconds in sex? man thats weak.
#68 to #67 - flemsdfer
Reply +196
(10/27/2013) [-]
I see you've turned this burn around on me.
I see you've turned this burn around on me.
#179 to #68 - frankwest
Reply +15
(10/27/2013) [-]
I thought that was your joke in the first place. I' disappointed in you.
#180 to #179 - flemsdfer
Reply +16
(10/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#182 to #180 - frankwest
Reply -4
(10/27/2013) [-]
Do you care now?
#183 to #182 - flemsdfer
Reply +5
(10/27/2013) [-]
No
#140 to #67 - doctadoc
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(10/27/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure he could last as long as he wants, then go back to a different time, say an hour before they started, or whenever he and the ***************** decided to have sex.
#149 to #140 - swagloon
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(10/27/2013) [-]
read the post again
#150 to #149 - doctadoc
Reply 0
(10/27/2013) [-]
still fail to see whats wrong with it
#152 to #150 - swagloon
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(10/27/2013) [-]
"Rewind time 5 seconds at a time, can be used only 5 times per day."

The max amount of time you can go back is 25 seconds.
#153 to #150 - maybelline
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(10/27/2013) [-]
rewind to only 5 seconds
#154 to #153 - doctadoc
Reply -2
(10/27/2013) [-]
It didn't say you couldn't rewind five seconds from an hour ago, but I see your point now.
#82 - jdboi
Reply +117
(10/27/2013) [-]
I'm Asian, so what's the point of the last one?
#97 to #82 - hudis ONLINE
Reply 0
(10/27/2013) [-]
How do you read minds externally
#125 to #97 - toiletpaper
Reply +5
(10/27/2013) [-]
there's an answer to that question. we're not aloud to post gore though :o
#1 - mitchr
Reply +54
(10/26/2013) [-]
Pick Yellow.
Rewind time five second back, pick green.
Make millions off of Guiness and Ripley's, as well as advertisement money for being a freak of nature.
Use that money to create generic forms of the other two drugs.
Boom.
#4 to #1 - chaosfanatic
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(10/26/2013) [-]
If you rewind time then you wouldn't have picked the yellow one after you pick the green one, so it doesn't work.
#6 to #4 - mitchr
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Not necessarily. In the eye of the universe, you would have only one. In your own personal timeline, however, you would have both.
It's like this: if you travel forward in time, and get stabbed in the face, then travel back in time, the scar doesn't disappear, right? You still have it.
#7 to #6 - chaosfanatic
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(10/26/2013) [-]
I guess. It doesn't specify what type of time travel it is. It could be just a rewind type of travel.
#8 to #7 - mitchr
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(10/26/2013) [-]
In which case, you wouldn't, true. But even then, it depends what kind of rewind time travel; if you are also included in said reversal, then no, you wouldn't.

But then you get into infinite loop territory, so I'll assume it is not that type of rewind.
#9 to #8 - chaosfanatic
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Just choose green and use the generic version of the yellow potion.
#10 to #9 - mitchr
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(10/26/2013) [-]
But then if you screw up somewhere along the line and there's a pretty damn good chance you would , you're screwed.
#20 to #1 - ttallonn
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(10/27/2013) [-]
But it says going back in time, so wouldnt there be a past version of you making the choice, it's not like just going back in time would make it so you are the only version of you in that timeline
#21 to #20 - mitchr
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Depends. If it is reversal, as in the past flowing backwards and not just a point in the past being travelled to, then there would only be one of you because it would be the same you, just earlier in time. Along with that, if it is reversal, your mind would have to remain intact as well, so you would retain your memory, and, with it, the plan.
#22 to #21 - ttallonn
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(10/27/2013) [-]
True, but as you said it is reversal so that would reverse your choice of picking the yellow, although I understand what you said to Chaosfanatic earlier it remains that with reversing time then the events would have never happened
#23 to #22 - mitchr
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Correct- but seeing as you would remain intact through the reversal, you would still have the ability.
There are two viewpoints that are necessary to see in this case. There is the viewpoint of the universe. In that viewpoint, you only picked green. However, from your own viewpoint, you picked yellow, then picked green as well, and would have both powers.
See, you would have only picked green in the timeline, seeing as you changed the timeline. However, that changed material doesn't just disappear. It's hidden in your desk drawer, under some papers and a bag of chips. It's still there, it's just that nobody else will ever see any material acknowledging that it ever happened.
But you will always know, see. And you'll always have the power and knowledge gained through the reversals.
#25 to #23 - ttallonn
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(10/27/2013) [-]
That depends entirely on how far the reversal goes, if it only reverses the world around you then you'd be correct, but I'am assuming that it also reverses anything that has happened to your body during that period, so say I fall and scrape my knee, I can reverse time and come out unscathed although still with the knowledge of what had happened.
#26 to #25 - mitchr
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Perhaps, but that would also be far more complex, so, assuming that this is the real world, they would be made without differentiation between body and mind for the purpose of saving money. If, of course, it was a created object. If a colorblind leprechaun popped out of a rock and threw them at you, that'd be different.
#27 to #26 - ttallonn
Reply 0
(10/27/2013) [-]
Im beginning to get confused
#169 to #1 - luigiyoshi **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(10/27/2013) [-]
Why not rewind for all of them. If you rewind and make new choices, it's a new five seconds! Nothing is the same about those bitches.
#186 to #169 - mitchr
Reply 0
(10/27/2013) [-]
You can't rewind the same moment more than once, though.
#159 - infinitereaper ONLINE
Reply +35
(10/27/2013) [-]
You casuals amuse me,   
Green, and I'll tell you why.   
every known drug in existence plus anything invented   
no damage or side effects   
   
I spent years researching a lot of things, one of which were experimental substances/drugs that had... a multitude of promising effects. One promoted the growth in neurons in the memory cortex, another extended the lifespan of mice or worms or something by 1/3, roughly 25 extra years of life for us.. Others boosted nuro-generation/brain matter and overall lifespan and such.   
   
You fools, there are so many drugs out there with so many effects. And with no side effects you can take full advantage of experimental drugs that will probably have never reached the market. You can become a genius, live longer, have unlimited access to every known cure/treatment, morphine, LSD, and everything else, the possibilities are perhaps, limitless   
   
All of these choices are okay, but only one allows you to potentially become a living god.
You casuals amuse me,
Green, and I'll tell you why.
every known drug in existence plus anything invented
no damage or side effects

I spent years researching a lot of things, one of which were experimental substances/drugs that had... a multitude of promising effects. One promoted the growth in neurons in the memory cortex, another extended the lifespan of mice or worms or something by 1/3, roughly 25 extra years of life for us.. Others boosted nuro-generation/brain matter and overall lifespan and such.

You fools, there are so many drugs out there with so many effects. And with no side effects you can take full advantage of experimental drugs that will probably have never reached the market. You can become a genius, live longer, have unlimited access to every known cure/treatment, morphine, LSD, and everything else, the possibilities are perhaps, limitless

All of these choices are okay, but only one allows you to potentially become a living god.
#250 to #159 - presentdent
Reply 0
(10/27/2013) [-]
Or, you could take the immortality injection and get all those bits and... I dunno... read to become a genius?
#377 to #159 - admiralen
Reply 0
(10/27/2013) [-]
you know, technically a drugs regular effect is also a side effect, you just take the drug for the side effect
#378 to #377 - infinitereaper ONLINE
Reply 0
(10/27/2013) [-]
I believe side effect is defined as something like "effects present that were not intended for present use".
#171 to #159 - luigiyoshi **User deleted account**
Reply +1
(10/27/2013) [-]
Until I shoot you in the ****** face for being so condescending to me. Bitch. Wish you had yellow now, don't you?
#270 to #171 - ironsoul
Reply +1
(10/27/2013) [-]
How do you rewind time if you are already dead?
#334 to #270 - tomahawkit **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(10/27/2013) [-]
death is harly immediate, the brain doesn't stop functioning because there is a bullet in it, it may a few seconds later.
#290 to #159 - perfectcomment
Reply +1
(10/27/2013) [-]
Limitless? I see what you did there you sneaky little ****. I love that film.
#369 to #290 - linktheherooftime
Reply 0
(10/27/2013) [-]
That movie was absolutely brilliant, and perhaps one of my favorite of all time.
#372 to #369 - perfectcomment
Reply 0
(10/27/2013) [-]
Best film ever made in my opinion. I love the entire concept about it, how a drug could just expand your mind in such ways. It'd be ******* awesome.
#55 - peanutbuttahjellah
Reply +31
(10/27/2013) [-]
None of the above. I ******* hate needles.
#191 - bitchesbanthymine
Reply +23
(10/27/2013) [-]
I'd pick the yellow shot so I could rewind time and say "bless you" five seconds before everyone around me sneezed.
#291 to #191 - anon
Reply 0
(10/27/2013) [-]
thats so beautiful
#353 to #191 - aetherpig
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(10/27/2013) [-]
#192 - arenaferox
Reply -2
(10/27/2013) [-]
Get green.
Achieve the effects of the other 3?
#194 to #192 - akjunker
Reply +7
(10/27/2013) [-]
Read the parenthesis…….
#196 to #194 - arenaferox
Reply +20
(10/27/2013) [-]
sheit I'm ******* stupid
#197 to #196 - akjunker
Reply +3
(10/27/2013) [-]
Its ok,  we all have those moments.
Its ok, we all have those moments.
#206 to #197 - satansatan
Reply -2
(10/27/2013) [-]
DON'T BE NICE TO HIM, THIS IS FUNNYJUNK!!!!!!11
#208 to #206 - akjunker
Reply -1
(10/27/2013) [-]
I made a Funny Junk bracelet yesterday and gave it to a girl at a rave for no reason.

This has nothing to do with your comment, I just wanted to say that.
#16 - admiralcrunch
Reply +11
(10/26/2013) [-]
What, only 5 rewinds per day? Pffft, amateurs.
#57 to #16 - digitalmasterx
Reply 0
(10/27/2013) [-]
day in dota 2 is 6 mins, night is also 6 mins

cooldown is 40 seconds at max

720/40 = 18 rewinds per day.
#78 to #57 - nefarian
Reply 0
(10/27/2013) [-]
6.79: Day and night times reduced to 4 minutes each
#79 to #78 - digitalmasterx
Reply 0
(10/27/2013) [-]
yeah i havent played for a week or so, did they finally patch that through?
#80 to #79 - nefarian
Reply +1
(10/27/2013) [-]
The update came to Dota 2 before DotA
#65 to #16 - havockwzy
Reply +2
(10/27/2013) [-]
#107 - CaptainPugwash
Reply +2
(10/27/2013) [-]
Definitely blue! Any psychologists out there want to tell me what that says about me?
#349 to #107 - Girondins
Reply 0
(10/27/2013) [-]
Yellow.

step one. grab and squize.
Step two. Abandon!
#384 to #107 - anon
Reply 0
(10/28/2013) [-]
You dont know the difference between purple and blue.
#109 to #107 - dildobarbarian
Reply +10
(10/27/2013) [-]
You want to get laid very badly.
#85 - tomowrath
Reply +9
(10/27/2013) [-]
purple   
   
get a meeting with the CEO of a bank   
make eye contact   
ask if you can have the combination.   
He automatically thinks of it.   
>yfw
purple

get a meeting with the CEO of a bank
make eye contact
ask if you can have the combination.
He automatically thinks of it.
>yfw
#172 to #85 - nervaaurelius
Reply 0
(10/27/2013) [-]
If people ask me for my password though I wouldn't think of it I'd just say no.