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#17 - caucasianblackbear (09/03/2014) [-]
Girl: Are you a taxidermist?


Boy: Yes.
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User avatar #35 to #17 - mariopimp (09/04/2014) [-]
NOPE!!! Chuck Testa!
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User avatar #20 to #17 - albinoman (09/03/2014) [-]
Girl: Then i think you are perfectly qualified to fill my buns.
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#46 to #17 - frankwest (09/04/2014) [-]
I want your petrified house pet in my hot pocket.
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#16 - anon (09/03/2014) [-]
So, basically, lines no funnyjunker will ever hear??
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#58 - anon (09/04/2014) [-]
She's wet!
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#63 to #58 - wumbido (09/04/2014) [-]
HARHARHARHAR
HARHARHARHAR
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User avatar #19 - iswedninja (09/03/2014) [-]
Or women could just say "hey I like you lets get out of here"

Bam.

Coitus.
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#1 - dashgamer (09/03/2014) [-]
It would be pretty cool if women did this.
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User avatar #24 - mrmystery (09/04/2014) [-]
Somehow I get this feeling that most women would have to say "Hey, we should have sex" and it'd end the same way, no matter what .
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User avatar #4 - pepperoni (09/03/2014) [-]
* Rasies paw * uhhh…. Pls don’t use that offensive ”bf” word. I conisder myself to be an androgynous quasi-female pansexual wolfsoul otherkin. Your concept of throwing around the word ”bf” willy-nilly is greatly offensive to my personal conceptualizations of my unique self image. Please be a little more considerate next time. Thanks!
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#44 to #4 - Smashyy (09/04/2014) [-]
woah there, calm down buddy, u just used like 5 diff words i don't know their meaning.. is it me or are the words more complicated everytime i see them..
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User avatar #45 to #4 - greyhoundfd (09/04/2014) [-]
No
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#26 to #4 - drdisrespect (09/04/2014) [-]
**** off faggot ur not funny
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User avatar #32 to #4 - raggedstar (09/04/2014) [-]
Where's the 'Friendly Reminder'
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User avatar #9 to #4 - pepperoni (09/03/2014) [-]
Ah who am I kidding... I'm just a lonely meat wanting some love...
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User avatar #73 to #9 - fkelly (09/04/2014) [-]
I love you along with all other pizza toppings.
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#7 to #4 - anon (09/03/2014) [-]
All of those people are forgetting something reaaaally important.

Animals don't talk.
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User avatar #34 - epsilonism (09/04/2014) [-]
I feel oppressed
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#66 - viviannjames (09/04/2014) [-]
Most of these are just damn creepy.
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#75 - pallmallhero ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
"Y-you too..."
"Y-you too..."
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#13 - adolfoliverbush (09/03/2014) [-]
am I the only one who would be completely turned off by half of these?
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User avatar #70 to #13 - punnyjunky (09/04/2014) [-]
Pretty sure the whole point is showing how repulsive male pick-up lines are.
Saying a clever one-liner you saw on the internet will not get you pussy.
Unless you are extremely attractive.
Or rich.
Or both.
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User avatar #78 to #13 - emptysuperman (09/04/2014) [-]
I would only be turned off by the flesh rocket one.
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User avatar #53 to #13 - masterboll (09/04/2014) [-]
unlikely

we have quiet a lot of m'lady gentlemen on this website
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#23 - italianchef (09/03/2014) [-]
"flesh rocket in my hot pocket"
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#76 - lankyman (09/04/2014) [-]
"It works on me"
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User avatar #77 - antiponiesuser (09/04/2014) [-]
that feel when no girl will ever try those on me.....

pls some1 post a reaction pick, im too lazy
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#71 - earlploddington (09/04/2014) [-]
"get out your meatstick, let us solve my puzzle of flesh"
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#72 to #71 - krobeles (09/04/2014) [-]
First image that came up when I searched for "puzzle of flesh".
I think I want as little to do with this as I possibly can.
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#74 to #72 - earlploddington (09/04/2014) [-]
come krobeles do you not want to part my meat curtains and supple the taste of my fuzzbox?
come krobeles do you not want to part my meat curtains and supple the taste of my fuzzbox?
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#64 - onderdonk (09/04/2014) [-]
I can frap to this
I can frap to this
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User avatar #33 - mariopimp (09/04/2014) [-]
Okay! Let's try this again!! Time to text these to my boyfriend and hopefully I get a better response than last time....
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#39 to #33 - littlerichie ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
Keep us updated
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User avatar #40 to #39 - mariopimp (09/04/2014) [-]
Just my luck... no we're fighting.... lmao. fml
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User avatar #10 - apellon (09/03/2014) [-]
but what if I actually am a taxidermist
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User avatar #11 to #10 - satrenkotheone (09/03/2014) [-]
Then your name is Frank.
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User avatar #21 to #11 - albinoman (09/03/2014) [-]
Then she should be trusting in your skill of stuffing her hole.
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User avatar #22 to #10 - fuzzyballs (09/03/2014) [-]
Girl: Then i think you are perfectly qualified to fill my buns.

are you dense or something?
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User avatar #65 - sweetellie (09/04/2014) [-]
"I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket"
My goodness, that's unpleasant.
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#61 - kurusudarling ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
master of seduction
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