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User avatar #41 - whycanticaps (12/18/2013) [-]
If the Pope went and washed/kissed your feet and afterwards told you to get your **** together, I hope you would.
#320 to #41 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
Id kick him in the gabber
#373 to #320 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
Watch out man, don't cut yourself on that edge.
#681 to #373 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #361 to #320 - mitchr (12/19/2013) [-]
Found the rebel.
User avatar #638 to #637 - kinginthenorth (12/19/2013) [-]
I think you replied wrong, m8
#767 to #41 - raynagrimm (12/19/2013) [-]
i wold probably have to cut my feet off, i dont have enough faith in myself to do things right, and at times when i do get it, start to get my stuff together, i end up relapsing and losing it. if my feet were touched by such a glorious man, i wouldn't be worthy enough to keep them
i wold probably have to cut my feet off, i dont have enough faith in myself to do things right, and at times when i do get it, start to get my stuff together, i end up relapsing and losing it. if my feet were touched by such a glorious man, i wouldn't be worthy enough to keep them

#20 - Jesusnipples (12/18/2013) [-]
I'm not even slightly religious, but I want to give that glorious son of a bitch a high five.   
   
<-- me on my way to the Vatican
I'm not even slightly religious, but I want to give that glorious son of a bitch a high five.

<-- me on my way to the Vatican
User avatar #42 to #20 - csmithyo (12/18/2013) [-]
you seem like a good guy
#494 to #20 - Digitalphear (12/19/2013) [-]
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You look pretty good.
#23 to #20 - kottonmouthed (12/18/2013) [-]
Your name says otherwise.
Your name says otherwise.
User avatar #24 to #23 - Jesusnipples (12/18/2013) [-]
Just because I'm the nipples of Christ doesn't mean I believe in my own existence
User avatar #515 to #24 - zight (12/19/2013) [-]
thats some jaden smith philosophy right there.
#170 to #23 - wagastragas (12/18/2013) [-]
in any case(if he was refering to the biblicas jesus, and not just someone named jesus) that would be a blasphemy, indicating that he infact is atheist
User avatar #489 to #170 - Jackimole (12/19/2013) [-]
Or non-Abrahamic.
#57 to #23 - jazzyietheferret (12/18/2013) [-]
Maybe he's just of Spanish decent?
#58 to #57 - jazzyietheferret (12/18/2013) [-]
Descent*
User avatar #609 to #608 - capslockftw (12/19/2013) [-]
^humanity
User avatar #367 to #243 - vampireinarm (12/19/2013) [-]
mom my gif is broken .jpg
#545 to #367 - theronj (12/19/2013) [-]
looking for this?
User avatar #568 to #545 - vampireinarm (12/19/2013) [-]
yep
#635 to #243 - sedativechunk (12/19/2013) [-]
better one
better one
User avatar #639 to #635 - tittylovin (12/19/2013) [-]
Thank you!
Definitely saving that one.
#368 to #5 - hazador (12/19/2013) [-]
****		 THE POPE!   
   
In a good way.
**** THE POPE!

In a good way.
#374 to #368 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #48 - asmodeu (12/18/2013) [-]
I want to vote this man as president of the world.
User avatar #462 to #48 - undeadwill (12/19/2013) [-]
Actually the dude is a collectivist (means commie) Now he's great leader problem is once he goes people will look for who will replace him because they want the ride to end and due to his collectivist nature will have given himself too much power though he might use it well the next guy most likely won't.
And once he is president of the world his religious nature will come under attack by the Muslims and Jews whose have seen less influence over everyone due to the Pope role as provider.

So basically he's okay but he has no economic plans only anti capitalism which would harm the entire economy because he thinks that if you want to keep your own money its the same as greed. Then he would try to redistribute more wealth iin the form of food aid to places like Africa which kills the local infrastructure there and creates a dust bowel effect. Then he wouldn't be able to deal with the power hungry and secular Kim or Obama.

In short. He's a good pope....That's it. As a world leader he would be inspiring but terrible.
#360 to #48 - topazxwolfify (12/19/2013) [-]
amen
#577 to #48 - dugachug (12/19/2013) [-]
He's cool, but no, no religious leadership please. **** , **** no.
User avatar #586 to #577 - monkeysniper (12/19/2013) [-]
I'm atheist and I would vote for him the second it opened up, he's my favorite living person
User avatar #796 to #586 - undeadwill (12/20/2013) [-]
plz no.
#436 to #48 - EKcEntRIC (12/19/2013) [-]
even the non believers wouldn't complain about that
even the non believers wouldn't complain about that
#65 to #48 - stgfilitov (12/18/2013) [-]
I would to
#33 - slumberdonkey (12/18/2013) [-]
mfw that's really ******* cool and all, but the pope's supposed to be the nicest guy ever... right?
User avatar #56 to #33 - thebrownydestroyer **User deleted account** (12/18/2013) [-]
Weeeeeeell yea but he's one of the few that's not up his own ass all the time
User avatar #392 to #33 - xdeathspawnx (12/19/2013) [-]
the pope is supposed to be the chosen man to uphold the values of Catholicism and see that the church proceeds in the correct order. He is supposed to be the man with the strongest connection to God, not necessarily the kindest man. Also, most popes in the past have been more conservative and fundamental Christians, interpreting everything in the bible much more literally and less likely to change traditions that were once seen as acceptable, but are not any longer. However, this new pope is focusing more on the "what would Jesus do?" train of thought instead of trying to interpret everything exactly as it was written.
User avatar #407 to #392 - sspacecore (12/19/2013) [-]
Just remember kids, the bible was written by man, not god himself.
#419 to #33 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
No.

Pope is more like a Judge. He is the final voice and representation of God on the mortal level. Being nice has nothing to do it with it.

Pope John Paul II was beloved by most and he had assassination attempts on his life several times. He was still strict himself and nice. Most Popes have NOT been nice. They're judges.
#795 to #419 - slumberdonkey (12/20/2013) [-]
He is the singular leader of the moral center of half of the western world. He's supposed to be nice.
He is the singular leader of the moral center of half of the western world. He's supposed to be nice.
User avatar #43 to #33 - kittyhatesyou (12/18/2013) [-]
Well I think the reason it's so cool is that a pope that actually does his job is so rare
User avatar #97 to #43 - thebaseballexpert (12/18/2013) [-]
i honestly cant recal Emperor Palpatine doing something close to ANY of these
User avatar #456 to #43 - cjasper (12/19/2013) [-]
Pope JP2?
#81 to #43 - teachworth (12/18/2013) [-]
IKR. This is how christians, ESPECIALLY the pope, are supposed to be. But now all these freaking Westboro Baptist Churches and gay haters and extremist are giving christianity a bad name. Thank the lord we have a pope that actually does things RIGHT.
#14 - soulkiller (12/18/2013) [-]
The pope is pretty dope
User avatar #659 to #14 - venoshto (12/19/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEdPOn0HmdQ this will change your life
#676 to #14 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
I think you deserve more thumbs.
User avatar #332 to #14 - metalmind (12/19/2013) [-]
But what does this dope pope think about dope?
User avatar #482 to #332 - steammadewalrus (12/19/2013) [-]
The dope pope thinks nope when thinking about pope dope.
#2 - christmouth (12/18/2013) [-]
Damn it, I wanted to see the pope ride a motorcycle.
User avatar #62 to #2 - christmouth (12/18/2013) [-]
Also, I don't know if you people remember it, but there was a post about the guy in the last frame, José Mujica, some time ago, and that post showed his life, which is similar to Pope Francis' life. You can read about it here www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2234003/Jose-Mujica-Uruguayan-President-lives-ramshackle-farm-gives-90-earnings-away.html
#252 to #2 - anon (12/18/2013) [-]
as a britfag I actually read that as 'gas, grass or marse'
#682 to #252 - xxmemosxx (12/19/2013) [-]
Grass? I hope you mean, grarse. Bloody commoner.
User avatar #375 to #2 - antinonymous (12/19/2013) [-]
Would that be called the popecycle (pronounced popsicle)?
#381 to #375 - rcathell (12/19/2013) [-]
Someone taught you to say 'popsicle' wrong
User avatar #383 to #381 - antinonymous (12/19/2013) [-]
was only trying to make a pun, oh well.
#607 - nonanonnon (12/19/2013) [-]
You are acting like the person Mr. Rogers knew you could be.
#214 - ompalomper ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
this pope man. this 			*******		 pope.   
   
i am gonna be so 			*******		 pissed and so 			*******		 sad when someone assassinates him   
   
he is the best thing that has happened to the christian church in years, decades even   
   
can't we... can't we just let him live his life? we don'r have to kill all peace preachers right?    
   
please?
this pope man. this ******* pope.

i am gonna be so ******* pissed and so ******* sad when someone assassinates him

he is the best thing that has happened to the christian church in years, decades even

can't we... can't we just let him live his life? we don'r have to kill all peace preachers right?

please?
User avatar #589 to #214 - monkeysniper (12/19/2013) [-]
I'm not even religious, but I am going to cry my eyes out if something happens to him, he's a model for humanity and a truly great person, long live the pope.
User avatar #628 to #214 - huemynue (12/19/2013) [-]
Implying someone will assassinate him
User avatar #605 to #214 - dantemp (12/19/2013) [-]
I doubt that he will be killed. It would make him a martyr and wouldn't serve a purpose. If anything is to happen to stop him, it would be getting some serious dirt on him, false or not.
User avatar #220 to #214 - asasqw (12/18/2013) [-]
*Cathoic
#315 to #214 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
I agree with you on that one. I am terrified that he is going to end up dead because he is actually being a good person. The things i hear about him and what he does really has affected my views on things and refreshed some cold and dead part of me I didn't know was dead in the first place. He really gives me hope that people can be good at heart and I can only hope I and other people can live up to a fraction of his example.
User avatar #258 to #214 - thebestpieever (12/18/2013) [-]
I just realised, you're probably right. He's gonna get shanked or something.
#6 - cashmanderp (12/18/2013) [-]
He is truly a beautiful man.
User avatar #113 - bugkiller (12/18/2013) [-]
i'm just happy he doesn't look like a sith lord like the last pope
#299 to #113 - randomlunchbox (12/18/2013) [-]
I thought it was pretty cool
#32 - liamdurf (12/18/2013) [-]
New Pope is dope
#30 - prettyflyforaderp (12/18/2013) [-]
he should be person of the 			*******		 decade, and time magazine regretted making him person of the year because beyonce came out with an album? maybe time magazine needs to rethink their priorities
he should be person of the ******* decade, and time magazine regretted making him person of the year because beyonce came out with an album? maybe time magazine needs to rethink their priorities
User avatar #246 to #30 - tittylovin (12/18/2013) [-]
But what about all the single ladies ALL THE SINGLE LADIES ?
User avatar #351 to #30 - popkornking (12/19/2013) [-]
That was definitely a hoax, just like the whole Justin Beiber replacing Paul Walker thing
User avatar #353 to #351 - prettyflyforaderp (12/19/2013) [-]
oh i heard about the justin beiber thing but figured even if it was true theres no way it happen, but at least it good to here TIME isnt stupid enough to say such a thing
User avatar #401 to #30 - majormoron (12/19/2013) [-]
That thing about Beyonce is a hoooooooax, made by a website that makes humorous satirrrrre.
User avatar #458 to #30 - dubslao (12/19/2013) [-]
prettyfly you're being stupid get the **** back to thread
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User avatar #38 to #30 - ihatem (12/18/2013) [-]
That was fake, and why should he be person of the decade?
User avatar #39 to #38 - prettyflyforaderp (12/18/2013) [-]
really? but also i mean its not obvious? everyone loves him, he helps tons of people, excepts everyone, he uses the money to help the less fortunate, which is a hell of alot more then most any church has ever done
User avatar #45 to #39 - ihatem (12/18/2013) [-]
Well he's being a decent guy, but a lot of people old enough to know John Paul II say he's got a long way to go, he just looks really refreshing after having a guy like Benedict. John Paul II spoke out against and called for ceasefires in many African tragedies like Rwanda and Apartheid, apologized for over a hundred things Catholics had done, from not aiding the Jews during the Holocaust to as far back as burning people at the stake during the Reformation and even Galileo's trial, and one big one people love is that he really got movements going in Eastern and Central Europe to bring down Communism, and used the churches money to fund aid for political freedom.
User avatar #47 to #45 - prettyflyforaderp (12/18/2013) [-]
well thats amazing and great, but i mean he should be person of this current decade, hes done great things compared to others in this decade. people like him or bill gates show how great people can be in this current time frame, and im atheist and i have more respect for this pope then i do any famed atheist currently
User avatar #60 to #47 - ihatem (12/18/2013) [-]
"this decade" meaning 2003-today, or literally the 2010's?
User avatar #61 to #60 - prettyflyforaderp (12/18/2013) [-]
hmm, well if we go by 2003-2013, thatd be and awkward decade, but theres still more to see in the 2010's, though he has done great things that would be hard to top in the years to come
User avatar #93 to #61 - snowshark (12/18/2013) [-]
Personally I think 'person of the decade' would really spit on what Francis is doing. His entire attitude is one of equality. To elevate him above all others and say, THIS MAN IS THE BEST MAN THAT EXISTED IN THIS TEN YEAR SPAN OF TIME is just contrary to what he fights for.

I imagine that he would agree with me if I had said a violent criminal who reformed his ways and got his life back on the rails, no matter how small an impact that made, would be more deserving of praise than himself. He is a priest, a holy man expected to be kind and bring light to the lives of those in suffering. He chose that path of his own volition. But being immersed in a dark life and fighting your way back to the light? That is far more difficult.

Point is, you can't judge one man as being more worthy than others. Some people may be more important because of their knowledge and expertise but their importance is to society, not to humanity. People are of equal worth, some just do not realise their worth to the same degree as others and some realise their worth in different ways.

Is a man who donates massive amounts of money anonymously to charity less worthy than the man who does it publicly? Is the man who gives a pound to the homeless worth less than the man who gives a hundred?

Whilst I appreciate the positive publicity this gives him and awakens the world to both his existence and his message of equality, I dislike placing him or any other on a pedestal because to him, giving is easy, to others it is much harder. People are different volumes of the same worth, wether they realise that worth or not, it is in them to grasp.

I can't and won't stop you from praising his goodness in your own way, but be aware of the things I said. Peace, bro.
#557 to #93 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
Well said. People like you restore my faith in this place.
User avatar #100 to #93 - prettyflyforaderp (12/18/2013) [-]
well the person of the year doesnt mean much when you remember hitler and stalin were both on it, its mostly youre doing a good job dont mess up, but then yea hitler and stalin messed up
User avatar #268 to #100 - brobathehutt (12/18/2013) [-]
But Hitler was person of the year for turning around Germany's economic downturn...
User avatar #349 to #268 - prettyflyforaderp (12/19/2013) [-]
well if thats all, then wouldnt a man nice enough as to help the homeless, create equality, and bring others together be in such a form as to deserve as title as person of the decade? but hitler turned to a darker way, and time said they were embarrassed about stalin to say the least
User avatar #371 to #349 - brobathehutt (12/19/2013) [-]
I know Hitler turned evil, but he saved millions of lives before later taking millions more. Time made the right choice in choosing Hitler, it was Hitler who then made the wrong choice in murdering millions of innocents. Even WW2 was partially justified.
User avatar #402 to #371 - prettyflyforaderp (12/19/2013) [-]
well i agree with you of course he got them out of the depression
User avatar #152 to #100 - thinegame (12/18/2013) [-]
Person of the year is the person with the most influence....
User avatar #169 to #152 - prettyflyforaderp (12/18/2013) [-]
well then its more of a honorary title then an above other people title
User avatar #530 - shodaihokage (12/19/2013) [-]
And on this day, December 18th 2013, the internet finally understood what it means to be a christian. Whether one is religious or not we should strive to be like this bro.
#558 to #530 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
Long ways to go. But it's a nice change.

I fear it is nothing more than a means to build (restore) the people's confidence in them before the Great Deception.

But that's just one guy's thought, and not worth much at that.
User avatar #564 to #530 - viperish (12/19/2013) [-]
Not really on this day. People have been praising the new pope for months.

I think the internet has know all along that this is how it should be. Doesn't mean it is. One good person will not change the system enough. As seen above some dude spent $3 million on a marble courtyard when he could've given it to the poor.
#330 - rcathell (12/19/2013) [-]
So is it now called the Pope-tato Mobile? Definitely burning in hell for that one.
So is it now called the Pope-tato Mobile? Definitely burning in hell for that one.
#323 - aproudpatriot (12/19/2013) [-]
I love this pope.  No homo of course.   alright, maybe a little homo
I love this pope. No homo of course. alright, maybe a little homo
#86 - gameshredder (12/18/2013) [-]
The Pope gets his own Motorcycle?

Damn, I hope he did some sick wheelies before selling it.
User avatar #506 to #449 - herpymcderp (12/19/2013) [-]
*popin'
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