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User avatar #4 to #2 - miyutoso (11/23/2013) [-]
Nice......... Nice.
#42 to #2 - akhar (11/23/2013) [-]
Mmm... I'm headed to Wisconsin this Tuesday to visit my family for thanks giving. I will feast on great quantities of cheese and chocolate milk.
#63 to #2 - TittyCinnamon (11/23/2013) [-]
MFW i live in wisconsin
User avatar #9 to #2 - ilikegurlbutz (11/23/2013) [-]
I am offensive and i find this Wisconsinite
User avatar #12 to #9 - ZenMacros (11/23/2013) [-]
Wisconsonite? Don't tell me US states are getting Mega Evolutions too!
User avatar #14 to #12 - ilikegurlbutz (11/23/2013) [-]
wisconsinite is just a title like american, british, german, etc.
User avatar #16 to #14 - ZenMacros (11/23/2013) [-]
I know, I'm just ****** around.
User avatar #43 to #32 - akhar (11/23/2013) [-]
Cheese is a big thing in Wisconsin.
#28 - thismustbeseen (11/23/2013) [-]
I got your 4 basic food groups: beans, bacon, whiskey and lard
#37 to #28 - OldSnake ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
It's so hard to believe this was Jim Varney's last film role.
It's so hard to believe this was Jim Varney's last film role.
User avatar #68 to #28 - rbpwn (11/23/2013) [-]
******* best movie ever
#30 to #28 - Byte (11/23/2013) [-]
I was just thinking that~!
I was just thinking that~!
#6 - nexdemise ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #57 to #6 - caucasianblackbear (11/23/2013) [-]
inb4 pizza is a vegetable fags
User avatar #83 to #6 - animedudej ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
mighty fine serving of vegetables you have there, sonny boy!
User avatar #67 to #6 - devourhim (11/23/2013) [-]
that would be an american food pyramid.
User avatar #7 to #6 - adu (11/23/2013) [-]
Funnily enough, a Hawaiian pizza has components from every single food group.
User avatar #10 to #7 - pwincesswoona (11/23/2013) [-]
but tomatoes used to make the sauce are a fruit. you dont need pineapple.
User avatar #11 to #10 - adu (11/23/2013) [-]
If the tomato paste counts as fruit then we'd be missing a vegetable... Supreme pizza maybe?
#66 to #7 - oxycodone (11/23/2013) [-]
where is the fish ?
User avatar #84 to #66 - spateeter (11/23/2013) [-]
fish is part of the protein group, and Hawaiian pizza normally has beef or pork as a topping.
User avatar #52 - tigronn (11/23/2013) [-]
im mostly carnivoric, how is there happiness without steak?!
User avatar #60 to #52 - xuvious (11/23/2013) [-]
thank cthulhu someone else had that thought
#1 - jayvl (11/22/2013) [-]
HEY, Where's the beef?
#36 - hektoroftroy (11/23/2013) [-]
Your spaghetti is showing OP
#76 to #69 - nicoquitemad (11/23/2013) [-]
Here's the updated food pyramid of 2013 from Denmark, developed by Denmark's Technical University, the danish food institute and economical food institute, LIFE, Copenhagen's University, VIFFOS (a collection of food/science oriented universities and the danish butcher school), and a few other institutions.
On a side note every wheat product is whole grain. And I don't follow it at all.
User avatar #78 to #69 - cabbagemayhem (11/23/2013) [-]
I wish it listed sources.
#74 - cockineveryorifice (11/23/2013) [-]
**** happy hat, 2nd row is best row
User avatar #15 - WheresMyAccount (11/23/2013) [-]
b-b-b-but i like me a good steak
User avatar #8 - Bion ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
For the record, if you want to lose weight, do not eat fruits.

Fruits are very healthy, yes, but the natural sugars in them prevent weight loss. Pure veggies is the way to go.

Not that I eat only veggies... Just... Throwing that out there is all.
#13 to #8 - alechawaii (11/23/2013) [-]
Your body actually doesn't digest vegetables and you get no nutrition, however they do clean your digestive system. So eating vegetables are good but if you are trying to lose weight then you should also eat protein dairy, and vegetables so your body will not be malnourished.
#34 to #13 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (11/23/2013) [-]
Alrighty, then. I'll go stuff myself with nothing but vegetables for a month and if you don't hear from me, I'll have died of starvation/malnutrition.

Seriously, where are people getting this stuff?
#35 to #34 - alechawaii (11/23/2013) [-]
Malnutrition is the lack of proper nutrition meaning you don't eat enough of the right things. And in all honesty if you listen to information that is portrayed towards you then you would know where people get their information. Some people also want to know things so they decide to read up on it. I also find it Ironic that you would use that reaction image because you calling us dense when you didn't research this information due to not knowing the topic would inevitably make you dense.

Image is YFW you read the comment prior
#38 to #35 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (11/23/2013) [-]
I'm a biology major. I think I understand this topic considering I paid thousands of dollars towards learning subjects like this. And you're an idiot.
#39 to #38 - alechawaii (11/23/2013) [-]
Thank you for providing me sufficient evidence for me to believe your claim. Just saying you're a biology major doesn't make it true, neither does paying a lot of money to learn things mean you understand it. I'm surprised you didn't learn this. Also you calling me an idiot kinda cancels out the implication that you are smarter and more mature about this.
#40 to #39 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (11/23/2013) [-]
I don't feel like explaining it to you.

I guess the beta-carotene we get from carrots we actually don't get from carrots. I guess the vitamin A we get from spinach we don't actually get from spinach. I guess the carbohydrates we get from potatoes don't actually come from potatoes.

Just because we can't digest some of the plant material doesn't mean we do not derive our vitamins from the same source.
User avatar #41 to #40 - carbohydrates (11/23/2013) [-]
Carbohydrates don't come from potatoes, because no one asks for my permission first.
#44 to #40 - alechawaii (11/23/2013) [-]
It depends on whether we are talking about raw or cooked vegetables. I was implying we were talking about raw vegetables. In the case of cooked vegetables the cellulose breaks down therefore allowing the allowing the nutrients to be digested. You don't usually eat potatoes or spinach raw
#45 to #44 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (11/23/2013) [-]
Spinach and carrots are absolutely eaten raw. Potatoes can be as well, it just tastes bad. Spinach is usually found in high quality salad. The act of chewing breaks apart the cellulose, releasing its water content and vitamins. Leafy greens should be chewed very well. You're acting as if we swallow everything whole.
#47 to #45 - alechawaii (11/23/2013) [-]
If breaking cellulose was as simple as chewing it to break it, then why do cows, who have a separate stomach specifically filled with a salty solution and bacteria that breaks down cellulose, have to regurgitate the cud ( the material that has been digested) re-chew and repeat the whole process.
#48 to #47 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (11/23/2013) [-]
Because they actually digest it. Grass is damn near nothing but cellulose. If you're talking about grass, sure, we absolutely cannot digest grass. We are not cows, we do not eat grass, and cows do not eat vegetables.
#49 to #48 - alechawaii (11/23/2013) [-]
We've been talking about digesting, that was the initial statement......
#51 to #49 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (11/23/2013) [-]
You also said we get no nutrition from vegetables, which is also wildly inaccurate.
#54 to #51 - alechawaii (11/23/2013) [-]
The statement that I originally made should have been worded differently since it seems to ambiguous at this point in time. The subject should have been diverted into cellulose rather than vegetables. However the "malnourished" part of the original statement is true.
#55 to #54 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (11/23/2013) [-]
It is difficult, but very possible to get all nutrition needs taken care of by plants only. Protein can be obtained by nuts and beans, calcium from carrots, etc.. There are not many that can do it properly, but vegans that do it right can stay healthy for their entire adult lives on no dairy or meat. Children and teens should absolutely eat dairy and at least white meats.
#56 to #55 - alechawaii (11/23/2013) [-]
I was referring to the majority that usually don't do it correctly.
User avatar #64 to #56 - hadzibg (11/23/2013) [-]
Stop ******* trying to rationalize your statements and just accept that you were wrong. It's not that big of a deal, really. No one will consider you less cool if you acknowledge you made a mistake. Mostly because that ship has already sailed since you were acting like a total douche
#50 to #49 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (11/23/2013) [-]
"Your body actually doesn't digest vegetables"

You said vegetables, not cellulose. We can digest the vast majority of vegetable content, just not the small amount of cellulose we must deal with.
#65 to #44 - nucularwar (11/23/2013) [-]
Show us all where you implied anything about raw or cooked in any part of this thread
Show us all where you implied anything about raw or cooked in any part of this thread
User avatar #17 to #13 - Bion ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
I'm... not quite sure what you're talking about.

Root veggies (like celery, lettuces, etc) are indeed extremely poor in nutrition, as they are almost completely water. The part of vegetables that you cannot digest are "cell walls" which give plants a rectangular shape, compared to animal cells (which only have a cell membrane). These cell walls contain the materials that our digestive track cannot digest, and yes, helps clean your system out. That's why fiber is good for you.

However, most other vegetables are extremely, extremely nutritious, and the only vital source that they don't generally contain is protein. Which, if you want to cut out meat and dairy, you can supplement through beans and nuts, which yield a large amount of protein.
#18 to #17 - alechawaii (11/23/2013) [-]
The part that we cannot digest is cellulose which all vegetables have. The human body lacks the enzymes breakdown the beta acetal linkages.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Bion ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
Cellulose is what the cell wall is primarily made up of. And yes, all plants have it. That includes vegetables. I already said that in my comment.
#20 to #19 - alechawaii (11/23/2013) [-]
And if you can't digest the cell wall you can't get to the rest of the cell
User avatar #21 to #20 - Bion ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
Just because you can't digest the cell wall, doesn't mean it cannot be broken.

An example is corn. Each kernel is basically a giant plant cell. When you eat it, you break the cell wall (the yellow part of the kernel) into pieces, and/or squeezing out the insides. Your digestive track can then digest everything inside that kernel. You get the nutrients from it, and then... for lack of better words, you crap out the yellow part, the indigestible cell wall.
#22 to #21 - alechawaii (11/23/2013) [-]
Corn isn't a vegetable though, it is a grain.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Bion ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
It's a plant. Works the exact same way.
#24 to #23 - alechawaii (11/23/2013) [-]
Just because it grows from a plant doesn't mean that it is a vegetable. A apple grows from a tree, which is a plant, but an apple is not a vegetable.
User avatar #27 to #24 - ryapr ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
actually scientific definition of a vegetable is any edible part of a plant whereas fruits are solely the swollen ovaries of a plant.
#31 to #27 - alechawaii (11/23/2013) [-]
So why differentiate between fruits and vegetables?
User avatar #85 to #31 - ryapr ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
same reason people differentiate between squares and rectangles, toads, and frogs, pedophiles, and mustaches
User avatar #25 to #24 - Bion ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
And apples and fruits have cell walls, which also cannot be digested.
User avatar #75 to #13 - usmcoorah (11/23/2013) [-]
Basically what you're describing are metabolism and digestive system's that are SO efficient, that they literally are able to excrete food without breaking them down. You're also saying that our bodies are able to differentiate vegetables from everything else, as if it is a conscious being that is able to decide whether to absorb the calories/molecules or not based on the fact that they are vegetables.

Our bodies convert molecules into fat cells to usable forms of energy, thus shrinking the cells. What you're saying is that the human body is able to keep itself at an EXACT constant state, regardless of what you ingest.

So based on your logic and your statement, you are able to continue to live without consuming anything.

Dumbass ***** .
User avatar #73 to #13 - usmcoorah (11/23/2013) [-]
You're making things up in an effort to sound smart. If what you just said wasn't so stupid I would feel bad for you.

Just to be clear, I don't feel bad for you..I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your uneducated soul.
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#33 - konradkurze (11/23/2013) [-]
you left out cheese?

you must pay for that
User avatar #5 - soupkittenagain (11/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #3 - jynzo (11/23/2013) [-]
Because we can totally be happy without meat and cheese. (no offense toward vegans)
#79 - daentraya (11/23/2013) [-]
Danish food pyramid is superior. We abandoned that faulty old one long time ago, and now we have this one, which is made with great quality, actually. It'd really pretty
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