Paterotic. paterotic its like having a boner for your country.. Patriotism like that turns me on, maggot. h
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#11 - numbertwozeldafan (11/19/2013) [-]
Patriotism like that turns me on, maggot.
#15 to #14 - numbertwozeldafan (11/19/2013) [-]
THIS THREAD IS BEING AMERICA'D, POST YOUR SOLDIER PICS
THIS THREAD IS BEING AMERICA'D, POST YOUR SOLDIER PICS
#18 to #17 - numbertwozeldafan (11/19/2013) [-]
I BET YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING LIBERATION, MAGGOTS
#25 to #24 - numbertwozeldafan (11/19/2013) [-]
Pretty sure this is my last one.
#26 to #25 - numbertwozeldafan (11/19/2013) [-]
I WAS WRONG, MAGGOTS
I WAS WRONG, MAGGOTS
#27 to #26 - numbertwozeldafan (11/19/2013) [-]
SO VERY WRONG
#28 to #27 - numbertwozeldafan (11/19/2013) [-]
ACCEPT MY CONSTITUTION IN YOUR CONGRESS
ACCEPT MY CONSTITUTION IN YOUR CONGRESS
#30 to #15 - zekeon ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
It's beautiful.
It's beautiful.
#31 - Rikari (11/19/2013) [-]
Awww yeah!!!
#63 to #31 - kitsunemochalite (11/19/2013) [-]
Flying Press of Freedom!

Have an American Braviary
User avatar #32 to #31 - azelot (11/19/2013) [-]
but thats a mexican bird ...
User avatar #33 to #32 - Rikari (11/19/2013) [-]
Actually it's japanese.
User avatar #34 to #33 - azelot (11/19/2013) [-]
i see mexico's colors and a luchador mask..how is it japanese??
User avatar #35 to #34 - Rikari (11/19/2013) [-]
Because it's a pokemon....
User avatar #40 to #36 - sladee (11/19/2013) [-]
You got told
User avatar #41 to #40 - azelot (11/19/2013) [-]
that was an obvious answer tho thats why i put that face
User avatar #42 to #41 - sladee (11/19/2013) [-]
Guess i'm a dumbass.
#43 to #42 - azelot (11/19/2013) [-]
This image has expired
take this
User avatar #46 to #33 - liuur (11/19/2013) [-]
Actually it's Kalosian.
#45 - dermustang (11/19/2013) [-]
hfw
User avatar #89 to #45 - killinkyle (11/19/2013) [-]
immaaa neeed some source there.
User avatar #113 to #89 - dermustang (11/20/2013) [-]
Would that I could, mate. I pulled it from a post a few months back, not even sure what it was about. Try reverse image searching.
#57 - lavatory (11/19/2013) [-]
**lavatory rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at house is a happy mo fo ** <--- you gotta look like this
#9 - brokenhalf (11/19/2013) [-]
**brokenhalf rolled a random image posted in comment #87 at title ** gotta look like this
User avatar #4 - coloki (11/19/2013) [-]
japan is so much better than america. the place is absolutely swarming in fat rednecks and retards. hate this place
User avatar #13 to #4 - skullnigga (11/19/2013) [-]
then git out
User avatar #29 to #4 - flyingfucks (11/19/2013) [-]
I ******* hate your picture.
User avatar #52 to #4 - feelythefeel (11/19/2013) [-]
I can tell you right now that you'd have one hell of a ****** time moving to Japan.
User avatar #60 to #4 - iridium (11/19/2013) [-]
うせろ、まぬけ外人。
User avatar #61 to #60 - xxiixx (11/19/2013) [-]
日本人か、スノッブか。
User avatar #104 to #61 - iridium (11/19/2013) [-]
Nope, just a student who likes messing with weeaboos.
User avatar #74 to #61 - YoursTruley ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
俗物*
#103 to #74 - xxiixx (11/19/2013) [-]
Yeah my vocab sucks. I understand the language structure for the most part though. I can understand most stuff as long as there isn't too much kanji.
User avatar #114 to #103 - YoursTruley ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
well if you ever intend to come here to japan , you need it...kinda
User avatar #115 to #114 - xxiixx (11/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know. I've been studying the language casually for a few months, nothing intensive or anything. I've also found that I'm a lot better at recognizing kanji rather than producing them myself.
#68 to #4 - Rascal (11/19/2013) [-]
You realize that after WWII.. America placed Japan under martial Law and built it back from the ground up. It's like little America..
User avatar #70 to #4 - YoursTruley ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
i live in japan it is not that much different
User avatar #94 to #4 - niggastolemyname (11/19/2013) [-]
weeaboo detected
#12 to #4 - Rascal (11/19/2013) [-]
that awkward moment when the USA basically created modern japan.
#39 to #12 - Rascal (11/19/2013) [-]
That awkward moment when a merican tries to take credit.
#69 to #39 - Rascal (11/19/2013) [-]
No, look it up.. We did. Back in WWII we placed them under Martial law.. after ya know.. destroying them.. and we built them up.
#55 to #4 - yuukoku (11/19/2013) [-]
&gt;weeaboo complaining about how Japan is amazing   
&gt;never been to Japan   
&gt;Doesn't speak Japanese   
&gt;Only likes Japan because of anime   
&gt;SEA OF 			****		 YOU REDTHUMBS.
>weeaboo complaining about how Japan is amazing
>never been to Japan
>Doesn't speak Japanese
>Only likes Japan because of anime
>SEA OF **** YOU REDTHUMBS.
User avatar #105 to #64 - xxiixx (11/19/2013) [-]
I haven't seen it to verify, but I'm 95% sure that it is Yuru Yuri.
User avatar #106 to #105 - yuukoku (11/19/2013) [-]
It's Yuri Yuri
#110 to #108 - yuukoku (11/20/2013) [-]
Yes, that's it.
Yes, that's it.
User avatar #107 to #64 - yuukoku (11/19/2013) [-]
Google Yuri of the series Yuri Yuri...

Jesus, I sound like a ******* moron.
#5 to #4 - grandterskrasao (11/19/2013) [-]
Before I do anything, i'll ask you one thing. What makes Japan better than the United States?
#7 to #4 - millennial (11/19/2013) [-]
k
k
User avatar #8 to #4 - dongmongler (11/19/2013) [-]
Time to play a game called

Weeaboo, troll, or retard!

you decide!
User avatar #10 to #8 - teamrocketninja (11/19/2013) [-]
I'd like to go with retarded weaboo for $400 please.
User avatar #56 to #8 - tallzed (11/19/2013) [-]
I would like retarded troll please.
User avatar #97 to #8 - hellsjester (11/19/2013) [-]
i will choose D all of the above sir
#101 to #37 - xxmemosxx ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
You mean this one? Cause that's what's left on the moon
User avatar #109 to #101 - xxiixx (11/19/2013) [-]
Please tell me you don't think that picture is real.
#116 to #109 - xxmemosxx ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
Haha of course not, it's just a photoshop of what it probably looks like now
User avatar #111 to #109 - yuukoku (11/20/2013) [-]
No, it's real. That doesn't change the fact that we made it to the moon first, but it was confirmed in 2012 that the unfiltered UV rays from the sun bleached the stars and stripes white quite some time ago.
User avatar #112 to #111 - xxiixx (11/20/2013) [-]
I know that the flags are now white, but that picture isn't authentic. First of all just by clicking it you can see how ******** cropped in ms paint it is, and secondly, who could have taken that picture? Someone who has been on the moon recently? No one has been one the moon since 1972 so its clearly fake.
#6 to #4 - bitchpleaseshutup (11/19/2013) [-]
Japan doesn't have freedom.
#38 to #6 - Rascal (11/19/2013) [-]
Japans and America rate fairly close, many countries have more freedoms than both. Sorry,mister serious here
User avatar #59 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/19/2013) [-]
japan is so much better than america. the place is absolutely swarming in fat rednecks and retards. hate this place
#65 to #59 - Rascal (11/19/2013) [-]
0/10 but funnyjunk is retarded, so theyll all fall for it, dont worry.
User avatar #73 to #59 - YoursTruley ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
again i live in japan it is not that much better
User avatar #78 to #75 - YoursTruley ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
oh you are a troll lol i didnt even notice
User avatar #80 to #78 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/19/2013) [-]
im not.
User avatar #77 to #75 - YoursTruley ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
i really do, くりはら、にいざし、さいたまけん
User avatar #79 to #77 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/19/2013) [-]
私は翻訳を使用

me too
User avatar #81 to #79 - YoursTruley ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
mine is not translated, that is my town city and prefecture trollllllllllllll
User avatar #82 to #81 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/19/2013) [-]
you're the troll not me
User avatar #83 to #82 - YoursTruley ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
that doesnt even make sense haha
User avatar #84 to #83 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/19/2013) [-]
you're the troll, not me. Doesnt make sense? retard
User avatar #85 to #84 - YoursTruley ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
how am i a troll
User avatar #86 to #85 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/19/2013) [-]
you keep pretending to be japanese
User avatar #87 to #86 - YoursTruley ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
i said i LIVE in japan. Im not Japanese im American.
User avatar #88 to #87 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/19/2013) [-]
im american too


youre just a ******* weeabo
User avatar #90 to #88 - YoursTruley ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
no :/ sorry im not.


you are not using that word correctly btw
User avatar #91 to #90 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/19/2013) [-]
******* japanophil
User avatar #93 to #91 - YoursTruley ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
what? i live work and go to school here lol what are you talking about.
User avatar #95 to #93 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/19/2013) [-]
eat some Nattō ******
User avatar #96 to #95 - YoursTruley ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
i hate natto ....
User avatar #98 to #96 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/19/2013) [-]
Exactly
User avatar #99 to #98 - YoursTruley ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
ha that was actually good
User avatar #66 to #59 - damayo (11/19/2013) [-]
The U.S. is better than most other countries.
User avatar #76 to #66 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/19/2013) [-]
no Japan is better you weeabo
User avatar #72 to #66 - xapplemanx (11/19/2013) [-]
hmmmmmm, nah i dont think so
User avatar #92 to #72 - YoursTruley ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
well statistically speaking yes.
#48 - TwiztidNinja (11/19/2013) [-]
That is because America is number 1 When it comes to things no one should be proud of.
User avatar #49 to #48 - damping (11/19/2013) [-]
I hope you know everyone of those statistics is wrong except number of McDonals (obviously, it was started in the US), and the number of prisoners. I wouldn't expect a European to actually do his research. France has the most rapes, and Brunei has the most rapes per capita, for instance. SOuth Korea has much more Plastic Surgery per capita. We are no where close to number 1 in teen birthrate, and in CO2 emission per capita, we are way behind China. You are a moron.
User avatar #50 to #49 - TwiztidNinja (11/19/2013) [-]
I can't be buggered fixing it, it was right in 2006 when it was made, what do you think i am?
User avatar #51 to #50 - damping (11/19/2013) [-]
It wasn't right in 2006 either. We never had the highest teen birthrate, or crimes per capita (per capita is all that matters, obviously a small country like Luxembourg is going to have a lot less crimes than China or the US). So you are just posting lies and slander. Nice to know. Exactly in what ways is your country better than the US?
User avatar #58 to #51 - olmesy (11/19/2013) [-]
Come on, it was only meant to be a joke. Don't start calling him a slanderous liar just because he trusted an infographic.

Sure, he was wrong in every sense of the word but you seem to be taking it as a personal attack
User avatar #102 to #58 - damping (11/19/2013) [-]
It was not a joke at all. If I posted statistics about how you and your family are murderous , fat rapists, it wouldn't be a joke. He fully knew all of those things to be false, and meant it in a negative way. I am sorry, but I don't accept ignorance as an excuse for slanderous posts. The US hate on this site is getting out of hand.
#71 to #58 - Rascal (11/19/2013) [-]
So he is just stupid?
#62 to #58 - Rascal (11/19/2013) [-]
That wasn't even a joke. That was just "you suck heres some statistics".

The statistics were **** . He was **** . Stop defending him.

If there was a post that said "europe is dumber than the united states according to these false stats" then the eurofags would be gushing about it.
User avatar #117 to #49 - ninegagxd (11/23/2013) [-]
You've got to be ******* retarded if you think China has higher CO2 emissions per capita than America.
In 2008, China emitted 9.9million tonnes.
USA emitted 5.2.
There are 1.3 billion chinese people. there are 0.3 billion americans. Your math skills are incredible.
Also, look at below link for per capita emissions
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_carbon_dioxide_emissions#List_of_countries_by_2012_emissions_estimates
Jesus Christ, you may be legally retarded
User avatar #118 to #117 - damping (11/23/2013) [-]
Regardless we are not number one. By the link you posted Australia is higher. My point was that posts was a lie. Also, that post is a week old, look at some recent **** you **** .
#67 - tronbot (11/19/2013) [-]
**tronbot rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at title ** what you gotta look like to get me
#54 - Rascal (11/19/2013) [-]
This.... THIS is why the world hates America... Sloppy disgusting mess. >=/
User avatar #53 - kingbulbasaur (11/19/2013) [-]
I really hated when these type of posts were a trend (the original kind, not how this post is being ironic in the use of it) 'cause I'd just imagine them thinking they're so clever as they sit in front of their webcam with it's 5 sec. timer on, holding an expression then doing it again for 3+ more panels.
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User avatar #3 - pebar (11/18/2013) [-]
It is against proper etiquette to wear the flag as clothing.
www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/4/8
#2 - ddylann (11/18/2013) [-]
this girl looks like a midget
#1 - Rascal (11/18/2013) [-]
I thought that was the definition of patriotism.
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