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#23 - basichaharemix (11/20/2013) [-]
It's funny, because of this tweet many people think that the PS4 is the first system to be able to play porn through its internet browser...

Heh...fools.

Once again, the Sega Dreamcast was way ahead of its time. And we were not ready for it.
User avatar #237 to #23 - billymogo (11/20/2013) [-]
the ps3 could play porn
User avatar #251 to #237 - basichaharemix (11/20/2013) [-]
As could the Nintendo Wii. I'm just saying the Dreamcast was the first system able to do so.
#214 to #23 - guythatagrees (11/20/2013) [-]
And now... Now it's too late.

Oh forgive us Great Dreamcast, we have failed you when you were nothing but good to us.
User avatar #260 to #214 - dreamcast (11/21/2013) [-]
You are forgiven my children.
User avatar #59 to #23 - GhostFace ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
Is that you, James Small?
#32 to #23 - swiftshadow (11/20/2013) [-]
I used to do it through the ps3. It was slow and took longer to navigate than fap but it was doable
#1 - teranin (11/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #70 to #1 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/20/2013) [-]
lawl thats so wannabe anime
User avatar #2 to #1 - KazumaKyu (11/19/2013) [-]
Watching and criticizing my technique, most likely.
User avatar #7 to #1 - stupro (11/19/2013) [-]
What is Zone-tan and why have I saw it in two consecutive posts?
User avatar #8 to #7 - teranin (11/19/2013) [-]
this should give you some idea [...] FAP Song - Zone Tan
User avatar #25 to #8 - nyork (11/20/2013) [-]
But the real question is, is there more?

Is she from anywhere specific or is she just some random creation that somebody someday just thought up of for that one song?
#26 to #25 - deusumbo (11/20/2013) [-]
She was created by ZONE-SAMA, an author on Newgrounds that created some pretty good porn parodies.
User avatar #54 to #26 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
Some? More like tons of.
User avatar #126 to #25 - newforomador (11/20/2013) [-]
The person is an animator who has created tons of porn animations and flash games. If you want an example of one of my favorites of Zone's, here's this one. www.comdotgame.com/play/wakfuck ( **** )
#67 to #1 - lfunnymanl (11/20/2013) [-]
**lfunnymanl rolled a random image posted in comment #71 at I did this with my android once ** good
#127 to #1 - phaegitt (11/20/2013) [-]
Why is zone tan watching me far?
What does that even mean?!
#28 to #20 - macabrealucard (11/20/2013) [-]
that ***** can animate!!
User avatar #148 to #28 - ghustla (11/20/2013) [-]
for my knowledge he's actually a she
also sauce for the pic gashi-gashi.deviantart.com/ if he/she only drew hentai
#132 to #20 - nicoquitemad (11/20/2013) [-]
Zone-tan is best tan. Man I don't know why.
#6 to #1 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/19/2013) [-]
MFW
MFW
User avatar #10 to #1 - sirfapaton (11/20/2013) [-]
And as always, I'm okay with this.
#5 - icametochewgum (11/19/2013) [-]
"... but can only be used if you have a paid subscription!"   
   
   
   
But in all seriousness, who has a PS4 but not a computer?
"... but can only be used if you have a paid subscription!"



But in all seriousness, who has a PS4 but not a computer?
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User avatar #55 to #36 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
Or you know.
Don't be a retard and only go to sites that aren't virus havens.
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User avatar #62 to #60 - Fgner (11/20/2013) [-]
Psst, (official) porno websites are extremely secure - you're more likely to get a virus from a government, school, or church website.
User avatar #249 to #62 - trivdiego (11/20/2013) [-]
source?
User avatar #61 to #60 - envinite (11/20/2013) [-]
Is your supreme religious parents always tells you that all porn sites has virus that can blow up your computer?
User avatar #64 to #61 - usernamecannotload (11/20/2013) [-]
No, my college computer classes. Porn sites (and many sites besides porn sites) often take advantage of vulnerabilities in Flash and Java to distribute malware. themoreyouknow.jpg
User avatar #107 to #64 - capslockrage (11/20/2013) [-]
xhamster
youporn
8tube
xvideos
pornhub

those are all webistes that you will NEVER get viruses from, and there are many many others.

Plus if you get avast (for free) then you won't get viruses anyways, unless you download something that contains one.
User avatar #143 to #107 - kimilsung (11/20/2013) [-]
Even if you download some known virus, avast will block it so.. This guy is ******* retarded or new to the internet.
User avatar #116 to #64 - dagreatmax (11/20/2013) [-]
I don't have an anti virus, only malware byte and zonealarm and let me tell you that I ain't go no virus from watching the step mother and jennifer white videos.
User avatar #48 to #36 - pwnedomega (11/20/2013) [-]
Interesting fact #5

School websites harbor more viruses than Porn websites!
User avatar #66 to #63 - usernamecannotload (11/20/2013) [-]
What exactly does this image have to do with anything? All I said was that it would be wiser to watch porn on a virtual machine than to watch it on your actual OS that you are running.
User avatar #144 to #66 - kimilsung (11/20/2013) [-]
Have you ever watched porn? You have no idea about the internet so don't go like you know even a little bit about it. There is an 1% chance of getting a virus from entering a porn website. What you're saying is that you need a condom to masturbate, it's the same thing, you don't need to be that cautious cause it's not needed.
User avatar #178 to #144 - usernamecannotload (11/20/2013) [-]
I have no idea what I'm talking about? I have a degree in Computer Information Systems so I think I know more about computers than you. What degree do you have?
User avatar #185 to #178 - kimilsung (11/20/2013) [-]
Are you serious? You have a degree and still have no idea? Then seriously, your degree was **** . You don't need a degree to know there's a very little chance of getting a virus in a porn site.

You think because you use Linux/have a degree you have the mighty knowledge but you showed us all you don't know anything, and you keep insisting. You're not a h4x0rz dude.

As i read in your comments, your classes were OUTDATED as **** , did you get the degree in 1996 or so? Nowadays its almost impossible to get a virus from there.

Still don't know if ur trolling or you're serious.
User avatar #265 to #185 - predictablepeter (11/22/2013) [-]
He's ******* lying
User avatar #188 to #185 - usernamecannotload (11/20/2013) [-]
Regardless of who's trolling who, its a waste of either of our time to spend it typing for an argument over such a trivial matter. Lets just end this here. I'll continue watching porn in a virtual machine and you can continue watching porn however you wish to.
User avatar #261 to #188 - Fgner (11/21/2013) [-]
I have my degree in computer science (and a hard subsect at that) - and you're completely wrong. Although he is as well. 1% is way to high, and he's being a dick.
User avatar #262 to #261 - usernamecannotload (11/21/2013) [-]
I'm not sure I understand here, what is the downside of using a virtual machine for porn? How am I wrong about that? Its just a way of being cautious and not putting your main OS at stake regardless of how small the chance of getting a virus is, though I have read about some cases where a virus can make its way out of the virtual machine and onto the main OS.
User avatar #263 to #262 - Fgner (11/21/2013) [-]
No, I'm saying your wrong by saying it's dangerous to browse porn. The majority of the internet is secure, and as long as you browse smart (read: Don't download more RAM), being cautionary and even using anti-virus is unnecessary.

But there's absolutely nothing wrong with being careful and taking precautions, even if they are unnecessary.
User avatar #264 to #263 - usernamecannotload (11/21/2013) [-]
Ah, I see, I guess I'm not up to date with the latest statistics on viruses. I had completely forgotten about "download more RAM". Its been a while since I've known anyone who fell for it.
User avatar #142 to #36 - kimilsung (11/20/2013) [-]
Are you serious? I've watched porn daily since the internet was invented and i've never ever had a virus from a porn website. Ever.

Only a dumb **** could get one.
User avatar #106 to #36 - capslockrage (11/20/2013) [-]
Are you autistic?
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#46 - mitchr (11/20/2013) [-]
I got that reference in the description, OP.
User avatar #47 to #46 - mitchr (11/20/2013) [-]
Title, I mean.
#129 - nlglet (11/20/2013) [-]
childhood dream come true :')
childhood dream come true :')
#130 to #129 - zorach (11/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #136 to #130 - seras (11/20/2013) [-]
Is that actually Brent Rambo?
#27 - ihearcolors (11/20/2013) [-]
Lets see the Xbox one do that.
Lets see the Xbox one do that.
User avatar #109 to #27 - capslockrage (11/20/2013) [-]
It will once it comes out, it's internet browser on the 360 was pretty decent, and I'm sure it will be better on the xbone.
#120 to #109 - meuk (11/20/2013) [-]
its* faggot
#57 to #27 - beren (11/20/2013) [-]
I think you mean, "the Xbox One sees you do that." i.e., watches you fap. because Kinect. You shouldn't have to have read this far. stahp.
#72 to #57 - anon (11/20/2013) [-]
The Kinect isn't mandatory for the console anymore, they just give it to you to have.
#215 to #72 - guythatagrees (11/20/2013) [-]
*make you pay $100 extra and don't give the 5 year old kids headsets instead.
User avatar #108 to #57 - capslockrage (11/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, that ***** old and unfunny.
#58 - hellsjester (11/20/2013) [-]
i can see an immediate boost in sales after this. i can sense a disturbance in my wrist
#14 - ffinfinity (11/20/2013) [-]
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#233 to #14 - anon (11/20/2013) [-]
after realizing itsbad quality parts and the blue light of dead...
after realizing itsbad quality parts and the blue light of dead...
#119 to #14 - taye (11/20/2013) [-]
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#141 - aviators (11/20/2013) [-]
Why not use a computer?
#147 to #141 - reaperslayer (11/20/2013) [-]
because pop ups and viruses haven't been coded for the ps4 yet and sometimes you just gotta fap while on the couch
#159 to #147 - spanishninja (11/20/2013) [-]
i always feel watched ...
User avatar #167 to #147 - muchasmarcos (11/20/2013) [-]
why not use linux?
#252 to #167 - reaperslayer (11/20/2013) [-]
why not install linux on the ps4
why not install linux on the ps4
User avatar #4 - thelizardlord (11/19/2013) [-]
I fapping LOVE sony.
... I meant ******* .
.... You know what I mean.
User avatar #110 to #4 - capslockrage (11/20/2013) [-]
Yeah man, love getting framerate drops on games while playing, and not being able to play for a full month because they're too ******* stupid to stop hackers.
User avatar #111 to #110 - capslockrage (11/20/2013) [-]
Yep sony is great.
#42 - nighthawxx (11/20/2013) [-]
best part is that you can filter the audio to only be heard through the headset
#87 to #42 - tacticalbacon ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
Or you could use a PC with earbuds.
#121 - meuk (11/20/2013) [-]
Start fapping via Xbone
After 37 seconds, say "Xbox off"
User avatar #149 to #121 - deantaylor (11/20/2013) [-]
why would you say xbox off during a fap?
#150 to #149 - meuk (11/20/2013) [-]
one would already have come prematurely.
User avatar #151 to #150 - deantaylor (11/20/2013) [-]
oh.

just woke up, now i get it.
#190 - anon (11/20/2013) [-]
who cares? once you have a computer
User avatar #17 - vampireinarm (11/20/2013) [-]
thats actually kind of impressive
#213 - jeffljrumpf (11/20/2013) [-]
**jeffljrumpf rolled a random image posted in comment #46 at My Confession ** sony's fw
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