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#11 - mankey ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
His pants machine was nice, but it lacked.ambition.
His pants machine was nice, but it lacked.ambition.
User avatar #40 to #11 - gorginhanson (11/30/2013) [-]
his head ******* disappears

Wallace and Gromit was good **** though
User avatar #44 to #40 - mankey ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
if you look closely at the end, his head is just about to pop through the top.
User avatar #46 to #44 - gorginhanson (11/30/2013) [-]
It vanishes and reappears, although you are made to believe it was in the shirt, there ino bulge there, and it materializes suddenly
User avatar #47 to #46 - mankey ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
Oh you mean as in the way they made the scene? Then yes, they removed his head. lol
#5 - averagewhitekid (11/30/2013) [-]
Hell, I'd buy it
Hell, I'd buy it
User avatar #14 to #5 - zomitlu (11/30/2013) [-]
If it cost £200 would you still buy it?
User avatar #17 to #14 - averagewhitekid (11/30/2013) [-]
Nah i'd buy it for $200
#18 to #17 - zomitlu (11/30/2013) [-]
I highly doubt that for some reason
User avatar #71 to #18 - lemanrouste (12/01/2013) [-]
I don't, if I had the choice of buying everything in Euros or USD, I'd always buy USD.

Cause it's worth slightly less.

And I'm a cheapass jew.
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User avatar #79 to #71 - greenstrongworld (12/01/2013) [-]
How much are you, exactly?
User avatar #81 to #79 - lemanrouste (12/01/2013) [-]
I think I'm above invisible yamakah and just below having "Burg" in my name on the Jew Scale.

As an overbearing dumbass, I replied to myself.
#12 - happyunicorn (11/30/2013) [-]
He looks like commissioner Gordon
#52 to #12 - iwantthatbooty (11/30/2013) [-]
Oh boy, another batman fanboy.
User avatar #122 to #12 - thepizzadevourer (12/04/2013) [-]
I'm glad I wasn't the only one.
User avatar #28 - sargentcucumber (11/30/2013) [-]
There were 4 blam sounds
Are you saying he missed 3 times?
User avatar #29 to #28 - pudingcade (11/30/2013) [-]
4 hostages 4 shots
User avatar #34 to #29 - mysticprophecy (11/30/2013) [-]
Thee hostages 4 shots 1 shot to Kill himself
#41 to #34 - turbanmasher (11/30/2013) [-]
For a twist, 4 shots to kill himself. none missed.....
User avatar #31 to #29 - sargentcucumber (11/30/2013) [-]
I can't read it seems
My bad
User avatar #32 to #31 - pudingcade (11/30/2013) [-]
it ok just dont ever ******* do it again
User avatar #73 to #31 - Dwarf (12/01/2013) [-]
The only "number" it gives is "a bank full of hostages".
User avatar #82 to #28 - greenstrongworld (12/01/2013) [-]
unlessyouazombie.png
#2 - irishlawyer (11/30/2013) [-]
But how does he put on his shirt?
#3 to #2 - supbroskiman (11/30/2013) [-]
One leg at a time.
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#59 to #3 - vikingesnumerouno (12/01/2013) [-]
great now I need to get something to wipe my spit off the screen
great now I need to get something to wipe my spit off the screen
#119 to #3 - irishlawyer (12/01/2013) [-]
I was hoping someone would say something to that caliber

Touche sir
#1 - mulciber ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
Depression thread?
User avatar #86 to #1 - distribution (12/01/2013) [-]
Hey, anyone got that thread from /b/ about the guy who tells you to cheer up, and let your sadness out at 2 am, and at the end he reveals it is 2 am where he lives, and is therefore sad?
#98 to #86 - anon (12/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #121 to #98 - distribution (12/01/2013) [-]
thanks man!
#101 to #1 - thesinful (12/01/2013) [-]
Don't tell me what to do.
#109 to #107 - yaybacon (12/01/2013) [-]
This is the only thing I have to hug you back with.
#110 to #109 - thesinful (12/01/2013) [-]
Here. Have a few
#113 to #111 - thesinful (12/01/2013) [-]
By the way, I didn't chose that pic so much for the hug as the fact it always makes me feel better
#114 to #113 - yaybacon (12/01/2013) [-]
This always makes me smile
This always makes me smile
#115 to #114 - thesinful (12/01/2013) [-]
This too
This too
#116 to #115 - yaybacon (12/01/2013) [-]
I hope you have a fantastic whatever time of day it is where you live!
#117 to #116 - thesinful (12/01/2013) [-]
Midnight. I'm off to bed. Same to you.
Midnight. I'm off to bed. Same to you.
#118 to #117 - yaybacon (12/01/2013) [-]
Goodbye  friend
Goodbye friend
User avatar #42 to #19 - vinylshark (11/30/2013) [-]
Do you might know where I can find the picture without the text?
User avatar #43 to #42 - jeej (11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry, I have no idea.
User avatar #48 to #43 - vinylshark (11/30/2013) [-]
It's okay. Just found it.
User avatar #85 to #48 - skinjacker (12/01/2013) [-]
Wait.. Can you send me a link to it?
User avatar #50 to #48 - jeej (11/30/2013) [-]
Oh, well congrats! (:
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#49 to #45 - jeej (11/30/2013) [-]
I can tell you about a great site for backgrounds tho.
It has a lot of porn on it however, but there is a safe for work option.
You need to login to view this link
You can pick your resolution as well and most of the pictures are incredible.
Enjoy! (:
User avatar #60 to #49 - victhree (12/01/2013) [-]
YOU LIED TO ME
THIS ISN'T SFW
#90 to #60 - jeej (12/01/2013) [-]
There's an option to make it safe for work.
It's right there, on the first side where you choose resolution.
User avatar #62 to #60 - quasatranquility (12/01/2013) [-]
"It has a lot of porn on it however, but there is a safe for work option. " He never said it was automatically SFW, you gotta get your thumb out of your ass and press some buttons.
User avatar #51 to #49 - vinylshark (11/30/2013) [-]
I know one of those sites, they're indeed great for backgrounds
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#7 to #6 - missing has deleted their comment [-]
#9 to #8 - anon (11/30/2013) [-]
THIS IS SAD GUISE STOP.
User avatar #123 to #8 - luluwho (12/09/2013) [-]
I just did the most ****** up, depressing "roll picture" and it's all YOUR fault.
#15 - lotengo ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
#57 - whydoesthishappen (11/30/2013) [-]
and now all of the edgy 12 year olds are going to come out and claim how depressed they are
and now all of the edgy 12 year olds are going to come out and claim how depressed they are
#87 to #57 - herbolifee (12/01/2013) [-]
Still had this in my reply folder
Still had this in my reply folder
#26 - funnyfuuuuuu (11/30/2013) [-]
Frank is a good name for killers with a purpose.
#4 - anon (11/30/2013) [-]
Well that is a really stupid ******* invention.
User avatar #56 - MRfunnyFACE (11/30/2013) [-]
lol it was all set up for that one joke
User avatar #95 to #56 - fatt boi (12/01/2013) [-]
thats called a puchline
User avatar #72 - jragonflie (12/01/2013) [-]
This is literally the funniest thing I've ever seen on Funnyjunk ever
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#63 - bitcheslovemeh has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #64 to #63 - bitcheslovemeh (12/01/2013) [-]
And cluediamond can you please sticky this?
User avatar #75 to #64 - nickypickle (12/01/2013) [-]
happened already m8. go spoon yourself
User avatar #66 to #63 - nustix (12/01/2013) [-]
If you did it the old way wouldn't it be more of an achievement going out? But whatever you can get my redthumb.
#89 to #63 - yisumad (12/01/2013) [-]
I have my doubts.
I have my doubts.
#65 to #63 - sabcy (12/01/2013) [-]
... I don't believe you. no thumbs one way or the other.
... I don't believe you. no thumbs one way or the other.
User avatar #67 to #65 - bitcheslovemeh (12/01/2013) [-]
Bitch, i do not lie
User avatar #69 to #68 - bitcheslovemeh (12/01/2013) [-]
Why can't you just leave me a lone sir? i have done nothing to you execpt existing, and i am dying of cancer. i just want some acheivment in my life
#70 to #69 - sabcy (12/01/2013) [-]
and your choice was the internet. why not go skydiving. or go climb a mountain. or do something productive, rather than destructive.
and your choice was the internet. why not go skydiving. or go climb a mountain. or do something productive, rather than destructive.
User avatar #124 to #67 - sabcy (12/19/2014) [-]
have you died yet?
#88 to #63 - anon (12/01/2013) [-]
You cannot gain pity thumbs from us any longer..   
   
not after what "Cancer Man" did.
You cannot gain pity thumbs from us any longer..

not after what "Cancer Man" did.
#77 to #63 - nuggetry (12/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#16 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (11/30/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #33 to #16 - arrowinurbutt (11/30/2013) [-]
can... uh can I have the source?
User avatar #39 to #33 - vinylshark (11/30/2013) [-]
"Knaller Frauen", a german comedy show.
User avatar #74 to #16 - Dwarf (12/01/2013) [-]
Favorited so I Could fap to it later.
#35 to #16 - dawggz ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
May I have the source to this video for research reasons?
May I have the source to this video for research reasons?
User avatar #36 to #16 - payseht (11/30/2013) [-]
******* lag
#21 - kodo (11/30/2013) [-]
How does he manage to shoot himself in the head 4 times?
How does he manage to shoot himself in the head 4 times?
User avatar #27 to #21 - caesarslegion (11/30/2013) [-]
He opened fire on the hostages
User avatar #30 to #21 - pudingcade (11/30/2013) [-]
hostages
User avatar #22 to #21 - plushienii (11/30/2013) [-]
I believe that, since he had hostages, he didn't just shoot himself...If he shot himself, at all.
#23 to #22 - kodo (11/30/2013) [-]
I thought he was at home...Thanks for the rational explanation.
#24 to #23 - plushienii (11/30/2013) [-]
Not a problem.
Not a problem.
User avatar #105 - conastyness (12/01/2013) [-]
Yaggidy Yaggidy
User avatar #103 - phantomonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
That was a really long set-up for a joke...
User avatar #100 - richardastley (12/01/2013) [-]
I was hoping it would end differently because I thought of the punch line right away. I guess OP is just as super genious as I am.
#97 - TopDawg (12/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #94 - rokulda (12/01/2013) [-]
only 90s kids understaand xd
#96 to #94 - unfortunately (12/01/2013) [-]
That was about as irrelevant as this gif.
That was about as irrelevant as this gif.
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