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User avatar #2 - jayeti (08/15/2015) [-]
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User avatar #3 to #2 - jayeti (08/15/2015) [-]
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User avatar #4 to #3 - jayeti (08/15/2015) [-]
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#31 to #5 - bohemianblasphemy (08/16/2015) [-]
should've quit while you were ahead
User avatar #33 to #5 - hardjunk (08/16/2015) [-]
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#18 - yourinvisiblegf (08/16/2015) [-]
single in the womb, single 'til the tomb

great comp
#1 - iflirtwithanyone (08/15/2015) [-]
This one always makes me laugh more than any other
User avatar #14 to #1 - wraithguard (08/16/2015) [-]
It just means that you went super saiyan 3.
User avatar #13 - koholla (08/16/2015) [-]
Horses can't vomit, or burp. Can giraffes vomit? I don't think so, is there a zoologyexplain around these days?
User avatar #23 to #13 - iflirtwithanyone (08/16/2015) [-]
www.thenakedscientists.com/HTML/questions/question/2999/

It works like a cow. They can regurgitate the cud back into their mouths to chew it more for digestion, but they don't actually vomit. However, they will sometimes vomit in a sense. It doesn't go like ours though. The fourth chamber of their stomach is like our stomach. Where we would vomit it up, they "vomit" into the first or second chamber of their stomach.
User avatar #53 to #23 - whtkid (08/16/2015) [-]
Ew
#28 - Compootor (08/16/2015) [-]
Roses are Red,
That much is true,
But Violets are VIOLET
Not ******* Blue!
#16 - cropthecrap (08/16/2015) [-]
it's 5am, I'm drinking alone, what am I doing with my life
#22 to #16 - zombiestookmybike (08/16/2015) [-]
it's all gonna be okay
User avatar #34 to #32 - zombiestookmybike (08/16/2015) [-]
Next time you're drinking alone at 3am message me and i'll open a beer, then you'll be drinking with a girl from England
#37 to #34 - cropthecrap (08/16/2015) [-]
ok. I'm trying to cut back, so hopefully it won't happen too frequently.
User avatar #39 to #37 - zombiestookmybike (08/16/2015) [-]
That's okay, no one should drink alone. Also be advised that 3am your time is probably about 8am my time, so my family may begin to worry if I'm frequently drinking in the morning
User avatar #40 to #39 - cropthecrap (08/16/2015) [-]
lol breakfast of champions
User avatar #41 to #40 - zombiestookmybike (08/16/2015) [-]
What kind of 21 year old would I be if I didn't occasionally drink booze when most people are headed to work
#25 to #22 - tarabostes (08/16/2015) [-]
No it's not , he's gonna kill himself lol
#35 to #25 - cropthecrap (08/16/2015) [-]
not today at least
#38 to #35 - tarabostes (08/16/2015) [-]
Not according to keikaku
User avatar #42 to #38 - cropthecrap (08/16/2015) [-]
I'm sorry, I don't know who/what keikaku is.
#44 to #42 - tarabostes (08/16/2015) [-]
(Note: Keikaku means plan)
#45 to #44 - cropthecrap (08/16/2015) [-]
ohhh, thanks for teaching me something new
#46 to #45 - tarabostes (08/16/2015) [-]
No problem , i recommend asphixiation
User avatar #47 to #46 - cropthecrap (08/16/2015) [-]
nah, I couldn't do that because it reminds me of a friend who died that way rip cody . I don't know how I would ideally want to go, but I don't actually want to suicide. How about you? Are you gonna kill yourself?
#48 to #47 - tarabostes (08/16/2015) [-]
Kill myself? Do i look like a faggot to you?
User avatar #49 to #48 - cropthecrap (08/16/2015) [-]
yes
#52 to #49 - tarabostes (08/16/2015) [-]
If i was faggot i'd be ******* you in the ass right now , but since i'm not like you i gave you that friendly advice on killing yourself. Also would killing yourself by drowning be the best option??? Hell , you could even trick people into believing it was just an accident!
#55 to #52 - cropthecrap (08/17/2015) [-]
Here's the reply you're so desperately trying to get out of me.
#36 to #35 - cropthecrap (08/16/2015) [-]
hah, picture messed up
#19 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
trips and funnyhard cuts his dick on video **anonymous used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
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User avatar #17 - whateverdude (08/16/2015) [-]
Why did I read all of them in Apu's voice?
User avatar #21 to #17 - TheHutchie (08/16/2015) [-]
I read them in the voice of Rakesh from Ownage Pranks.

"u r a frican bitch" seems to work the best in that voice.
#8 - arreatface (08/16/2015) [-]
"single in the womb, single in the tomb"

to be fair, shared tombs/coffins are pretty rare these days
User avatar #11 to #8 - brobyddark (08/16/2015) [-]
Actually, he said single till the tomb.
#50 - canadiancarl (08/16/2015) [-]
"Throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up."

Have you considered diet pills?
User avatar #29 - grandmabetty (08/16/2015) [-]
"i think i'm emotionally constipated because i haven't given a **** in months"

me all over
#27 - orangebudd (08/16/2015) [-]
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**orangebudd rolled image** Durr Umm? I don't know that meme
User avatar #15 - beasert (08/16/2015) [-]
Oh, man, that 4th one!
#10 - kannonball (08/16/2015) [-]
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**kannonball rolled image** Hey...come here and let me whisper in your ear.
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