Painting Goblin. . 4 Anonymous 1 '1/' 13/ ( Wed) 0052 No. 21 791 0436 Replies: ' ii) Every time I play the sims, I start my family with a "painting goblin". I m
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Painting Goblin

4 Anonymous 1 '1/' 13/ ( Wed) 0052 No. 21 791 0436 Replies: ' ii)
Every time I play the sims, I start my family with a "painting goblin".
I make him/ her morbidly obese with green skin. I make sure to give him the following traits:
alikes to be alone
alikes art
mates the outdoors
The first thing I do once I have enough money, is build a small room in the basement, send him down there, and then remove the stairs. I
set him up in a tiny little area with only an easel, a toilet, a refrigerator, a bed, a shower, and a trash bin.
All he does all day is paint. That' s it. He paints and paints and paints and paints.
Eventually his paintings become very good and worth a lot of money. Every few minutes I go downstairs and sell whatever painting he has
finished, and then I return to playing the game.
My family always ends up feeling blessed because of their fortune, and they never find out about the horrible secret living beneath their
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#3 - mankey (04/21/2014) [+] (24 replies)
His room.
His room.
#2 - jasonseagull (04/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#1 - darksynthix (04/21/2014) [+] (6 replies)
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User avatar #10 - someguyiguess (04/21/2014) [+] (6 replies)
But how did you go downstairs, if you removed the stairs in the first place?
#11 to #10 - frenzyhero (04/21/2014) [-]
Replace the stairs
Go down
Sell paintings
User avatar #23 - andreareedus (04/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Before they had Sims Pets, I used to make a bunch of babies and make them look dog like. Then when I made my house I would make cages outside and they would stay out there. I'm not proud.
#38 - bojanglss (04/21/2014) [-]
>horrible secret living beneath their home
>horrible secret living beneath their home
#8 - hiukuss (04/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
This sounds like a pretty good idea.
This sounds like a pretty good idea.
User avatar #17 - mango ONLINE (04/21/2014) [+] (4 replies)
One reason I never played sims because I feel like I would never be able to be as creative as this.
User avatar #16 - toncheky (04/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Sudden urge to play Sims.
#43 - artjunk (04/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Artjunk here to confirm that this is a fairly accurate depiction of the life of the average illustrator/designer. send help and more doritos
#50 - anonymous (04/22/2014) [-]
Well thats every drawfag thread for you right there.
User avatar #53 - becauseoprahsaidso (04/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I want to buy Sims 3 but I procrastinate enough as it is and with finals coming up, I'd just be setting myself up for failure
#44 - washingxmachines (04/21/2014) [-]
well shit
well shit
#40 - NiceKorean (04/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**NiceKorean rolled image** How the painting goblin looks like
#28 - anonymous (04/21/2014) [-]
i could never figure out how to build a basement
#68 - tubbsinlubbers (04/22/2014) [-]
I once made it my goal to produce the biggest sim whore that I possible could while playing the sims.

I made a male sim who was super attractive with all the talkative and flirty traits, and then sent him out into the big sim world.

After a good week of playing, the Sim had ruined multiple marriages, broken up many happy couples, and had an enemy list of decent size.

I made him have children with 17 different woman.

Then I made him have stellar relationships with all his children, cause daddy don't hit it and quit it.
#74 - collegestudent (04/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>removes stairs
>goes downstairs every few minutes
User avatar #75 to #74 - xsirxrepostxalotx (04/22/2014) [-]
It's a free cam game, you control the camera and not a character so you can go downstairs despite there being no stairs.
#51 - anonymous (04/22/2014) [-]
Now go find some druids hidden in the artwork.
User avatar #49 - Temari (04/22/2014) [-]
Does someone have the (full sized) picture of Cole Phelps from the post?
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