Painting Goblin. . 4 Anonymous 1 '1/' 13/ ( Wed) 0052 No. 21 791 0436 Replies: ' ii) Every time I play the sims, I start my family with a "painting goblin". I m Painting Goblin 4 Anonymous 1 '1/' 13/ ( Wed) 0052 No 21 791 0436 Replies: ' ii) Every time I play the sims start my family with a "painting goblin" m
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4 Anonymous 1 '1/' 13/ ( Wed) 0052 No. 21 791 0436 Replies: ' ii)
Every time I play the sims, I start my family with a "painting goblin".
I make him/ her morbidly obese with green skin. I make sure to give him the following traits:
alikes to be alone
alikes art
mates the outdoors
The first thing I do once I have enough money, is build a small room in the basement, send him down there, and then remove the stairs. I
set him up in a tiny little area with only an easel, a toilet, a refrigerator, a bed, a shower, and a trash bin.
All he does all day is paint. That' s it. He paints and paints and paints and paints.
Eventually his paintings become very good and worth a lot of money. Every few minutes I go downstairs and sell whatever painting he has
finished, and then I return to playing the game.
My family always ends up feeling blessed because of their fortune, and they never find out about the horrible secret living beneath their
home.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - mankey
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His room.
His room.
User avatar #30 to #3 - onemoreminute
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the sauce?
#31 to #30 - mankey
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The twisted mind of an internetian. The original is the film Silence of the lambs, that is Hannibal Lecter. A great film, a classic, recommend it if you haven't seen it. Anthony Hopkins is amazing in it.
The twisted mind of an internetian. The original is the film Silence of the lambs, that is Hannibal Lecter. A great film, a classic, recommend it if you haven't seen it. Anthony Hopkins is amazing in it.
User avatar #32 to #3 - scootalooisyourgod
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Fun Fact, throughout all of his screen time he doesn't blink once, just adds to the eerie-ness.
#34 to #32 - mankey
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Well he does, just very rarely. I remember them having an interview with Anthony Hopkins and he said how he was forcing himself not to blink as much as possible.
Well he does, just very rarely. I remember them having an interview with Anthony Hopkins and he said how he was forcing himself not to blink as much as possible.
User avatar #35 to #34 - scootalooisyourgod
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Ah, thank you. I think I've only seen a little of the movie to be honest (I need to watch it I know) I just heard the fact and after seeing a ton of gifs I sorta took the fact's word for it blindly.
User avatar #18 to #3 - macguffin
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I'm so glad I can enlarge this and see the cat girl in all her pixaly glory.
#19 to #18 - mankey
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Me too. mmmmmmmm.
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User avatar #37 to #18 - dyalibya
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how do you enlarge it , It worked for me on my phone , But not on the pc
#39 to #37 - thehawkeye
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click and drag, bro
User avatar #55 to #39 - xombiemike
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WTF? I didn't know I could do that! Thanks!
#41 to #39 - dyalibya
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MFW I tried it , Glorious , thanks
#42 to #41 - thehawkeye
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no problem
no problem
User avatar #6 to #3 - redclover
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>Naurto
>Beyblade
>One Piece
>DBZ
>worst girl hug pillow

Hannibal confirmed for casual
User avatar #9 to #6 - lordgeneral
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>hug pillow
redclover confirmed for casual
User avatar #25 to #9 - aerosol
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Who is it anyhow?
Casual #2 reporting in
User avatar #27 to #25 - senjougahara
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Mikuru from Haruhi
User avatar #26 to #25 - lordgeneral
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**** if I know. I just expanded the gif and I can't make out her features.
User avatar #78 to #9 - redclover
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hey man, no one would have understood what I was talking about if I said dakimakura
gotta use layman's terms
#79 to #78 - lordgeneral
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Dakimakura is a pretty common term on the internet. anyway, a hug pillow is different
User avatar #80 to #79 - redclover
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this is FJ
outside the anime board and maybe ponies , I'd be surprised if they knew what it was
User avatar #81 to #80 - lordgeneral
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You need to login to view this link pony time is no stranger to the 'dashie makura'
#2 - jasonseagull
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Comment Picture
#5 to #2 - djoka
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Family Guy Secret Bush
#1 - darksynthix
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Comment Picture
#56 to #1 - mantou
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looks like he's polishing his knob
#15 to #1 - romneykun
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I find this so ******* funny.
I find this so ******* funny.
User avatar #24 to #15 - capslockrage
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it looks like he is shining his head
User avatar #52 to #1 - loganmadder
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Why does he have such huge chess pieces?

Or he's tiny, but what are the chances
User avatar #69 to #52 - inomgod
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isn't that a bedpost?
User avatar #70 to #69 - loganmadder
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No it's a giant pawn, I have no idea what you're talking about

yes.
User avatar #10 - someguyiguess
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But how did you go downstairs, if you removed the stairs in the first place?
#29 to #10 - tobloi
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You just go down a floor level
#36 to #10 - BloodAwaits
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In Sims once a painting has been finished you can go into building mode and sell it right off the easel if I remember correctly.
User avatar #14 to #10 - kousei
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I think he means he moves the camera downstairs to have the goblin sell the paintings.
User avatar #11 to #10 - frenzyhero
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Replace the stairs
Go down
Sell paintings
Remove
Repeat?
User avatar #12 to #11 - someguyiguess
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I guess...
User avatar #13 to #12 - someguyiguess
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Besides, it was a joke... but not a very funny one apparently.
User avatar #23 - andreareedus
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Before they had Sims Pets, I used to make a bunch of babies and make them look dog like. Then when I made my house I would make cages outside and they would stay out there. I'm not proud.
#60 to #23 - admiralen
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you should be
you should be
User avatar #77 to #23 - oxymoronking
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i now need to get this for the sole reason of that and the above content
#38 - bojanglss
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>horrible secret living beneath their home
>horrible secret living beneath their home
#8 - hiukuss
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This sounds like a pretty good idea.
This sounds like a pretty good idea.
User avatar #20 to #8 - cottage
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I used it and it worked great each painting eventually sells at between 1000-2000 simoleans. Although it didn't last long because when my sims become elderly I burn the house down and kill them.
#21 to #20 - hiukuss
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Elderlies face when   
   
but thanks for confirming.
Elderlies face when

but thanks for confirming.
#22 to #21 - cottage
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Don't mention it man.
Don't mention it man.
User avatar #17 - mango
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One reason I never played sims because I feel like I would never be able to be as creative as this.
#45 to #17 - anon id: 7306b682
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I feel that way about Minecraft
User avatar #46 to #45 - mango
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Right? Endless possibilities and I can make a cool dirt house.
#47 to #46 - anon id: 013a4760
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some people get really "creative" when it comes to minecraft or other building games but, they are playing in creative mode
real creativity comes out when you have limited resources, limited options, otherwise it is just trying to show off your dick because you are smart enough to arrange blocks in a certain way
User avatar #48 to #47 - mango
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I can see how that's true. I will admit a few games I cheated in blocks to build my house, and got bored half way making it. But this one time, I was walking around and found this tall pillar like thing in the middle of a lake, hollowed it out, made extenstions for farms, waterfalls off the top. I wish I still had the save, that was probably the most fun play through I ever had.
User avatar #16 - toncheky
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Sudden urge to play Sims.
User avatar #33 to #16 - theugandanhero
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sudden urge to move on to next content
#43 - artjunk
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Artjunk here to confirm that this is a fairly accurate depiction of the life of the average illustrator/designer. send help and more doritos
User avatar #67 to #43 - allhailshrek
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>not more afros