Painting Goblin. . 4 Anonymous 1 '1/' 13/ ( Wed) 0052 No. 21 791 0436 Replies: ' ii) Every time I play the sims, I start my family with a "painting goblin". I m
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Painting Goblin

4 Anonymous 1 '1/' 13/ ( Wed) 0052 No. 21 791 0436 Replies: ' ii)
Every time I play the sims, I start my family with a "painting goblin".
I make him/ her morbidly obese with green skin. I make sure to give him the following traits:
alikes to be alone
alikes art
mates the outdoors
The first thing I do once I have enough money, is build a small room in the basement, send him down there, and then remove the stairs. I
set him up in a tiny little area with only an easel, a toilet, a refrigerator, a bed, a shower, and a trash bin.
All he does all day is paint. That' s it. He paints and paints and paints and paints.
Eventually his paintings become very good and worth a lot of money. Every few minutes I go downstairs and sell whatever painting he has
finished, and then I return to playing the game.
My family always ends up feeling blessed because of their fortune, and they never find out about the horrible secret living beneath their
home.
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#3 - mankey (04/21/2014) [+] (24 replies)
His room.
His room.
#2 - jasonseagull (04/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#1 - darksynthix (04/21/2014) [+] (6 replies)
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User avatar #10 - someguyiguess (04/21/2014) [+] (6 replies)
But how did you go downstairs, if you removed the stairs in the first place?
User avatar #11 to #10 - frenzyhero ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Replace the stairs
Go down
Sell paintings
Remove
Repeat?
User avatar #23 - andreareedus (04/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Before they had Sims Pets, I used to make a bunch of babies and make them look dog like. Then when I made my house I would make cages outside and they would stay out there. I'm not proud.
#38 - bojanglss (04/21/2014) [-]
>horrible secret living beneath their home
>horrible secret living beneath their home
#8 - hiukuss (04/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
This sounds like a pretty good idea.
This sounds like a pretty good idea.
User avatar #17 - mango (04/21/2014) [+] (4 replies)
One reason I never played sims because I feel like I would never be able to be as creative as this.
User avatar #16 - toncheky (04/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Sudden urge to play Sims.
#43 - artjunk (04/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Artjunk here to confirm that this is a fairly accurate depiction of the life of the average illustrator/designer. send help and more doritos
User avatar #53 - becauseoprahsaidso (04/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I want to buy Sims 3 but I procrastinate enough as it is and with finals coming up, I'd just be setting myself up for failure
#40 - NiceKorean (04/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**NiceKorean rolled image** How the painting goblin looks like
#68 - tubbsinlubbers (04/22/2014) [-]
I once made it my goal to produce the biggest sim whore that I possible could while playing the sims.

I made a male sim who was super attractive with all the talkative and flirty traits, and then sent him out into the big sim world.

After a good week of playing, the Sim had ruined multiple marriages, broken up many happy couples, and had an enemy list of decent size.

I made him have children with 17 different woman.

Then I made him have stellar relationships with all his children, cause daddy don't hit it and quit it.
#74 - collegestudent (04/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>removes stairs
>goes downstairs every few minutes
User avatar #75 to #74 - xsirxrepostxalotx (04/22/2014) [-]
It's a free cam game, you control the camera and not a character so you can go downstairs despite there being no stairs.
User avatar #61 - HomerSimpson (04/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Does anybody have any good sims stories? God I would love that game but I know if I played it it would replace my social life
#71 to #61 - celestiusnexus (04/22/2014) [-]
I play the Sims 1, because I can't get over the childhood feels.
But one time, I had a couple who eventually had a baby. It was cute, but the baby cried endlessly. So, the husband and wife set up a campfire on top of a carpet outside their house. They placed the crib on the carpet so that it would burn when the carpet caught fire. All is going good. Husband and wife wanted to sit by the fire while they waited. But the baby started to cry, and kept going while the fire swallowed the crib. I was getting anxious until the Social Service came to pick up the baby. They drove in to see the husband and wife roast marshmallows and sing campfire songs with their crying baby in the blazing crib.
User avatar #49 - Temari (04/22/2014) [-]
Does someone have the (full sized) picture of Cole Phelps from the post?
#50 - anonymous (04/22/2014) [-]
Well thats every drawfag thread for you right there.
#28 - anonymous (04/21/2014) [-]
i could never figure out how to build a basement
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