Out of context dnd quotes. Any fun quotes or anecdotes from your games?. ananymous sir emitted to Best Friends Adventure Player #1: , so we mend his fingerprint Out of context dnd quotes Any fun or anecdotes from your games? ananymous sir emitted to Best Friends Adventure Player #1: so we mend his fingerprint
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Out of context dnd quotes

 
Out of context dnd quotes. Any fun quotes or anecdotes from your games?. ananymous sir emitted to Best Friends Adventure Player #1: , so we mend his fingerprint

Any fun quotes or anecdotes from your games?

ananymous sir emitted to
Best Friends Adventure
Player #1: , so we mend his fingerprints. Does anybody have anything that
he' s touched recently so we can verify they' re his?
Player #2: 'Presents breasts"
sir emitted to
Do I take any damage from
punching the cactus?"
ananymous sir emitted to
Just because you only see one ninja, deosn' t meant that there 'is'' only one
ninja!"
Party Member prior to being jumped by Six Ninjas
Get me out of these restraints,
I need to kill children!"
PC assassin
sir emitted to
GM - "They are not shambling with friendly intent."
The GM on the crowd of newly risen zombies.
ananymous sir emitted to
Stop using your math to know things!
We Dwarve' s den' t even have livers we just piss wine and sell it to the elves!"
Dwarf Druid of the Party
sir emitted to
Can I put him in my
inventory?"
Barbarian trying to solve the problem Ma Cleric that can' t climb a wall.
sir emitted to
Yeah there' s rte way youre getting out of this
without being en fire. "
to Party
materna sir emitted to
Sorcerer: I burn his pants
Seeker: Can we loot them first?
Please do, the entire campaign hinges on whats in his pants.
princible to
Remember kids, when trying to seduce
Zombies a natural 1 and a natural are are the
exact same thing."
My very patient , whe taught us a whale let during our first campaign
beckthebird sir emitted to
Youre either going to accept that you just pulled greatsword Maire wt of
its ass, or yeu' re going to get nothing but the troll shit on your arm."
sir emitted to ente mend
Cannibalism?
Fireguard Oracle - 'Tm pretty sure that stew is made of peoplee
Wood Elf Ranger - *shrugs* "Not my peoplee
sir emitted to
To the Barbarian putting Clerics in his
inventory:
That' s how we got around the limit on Teleport, by stuffing a
couple party members and companion animals into a Bag of Holding.
It only takes one round to Teleport, and there' s ten minutes of air in the Bag
of Holding.
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