Out of context dnd quotes. Any fun quotes or anecdotes from your games?. ananymous sir emitted to Best Friends Adventure Player #1: , so we mend his fingerprint
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Out of context dnd quotes

Out of context dnd quotes. Any fun quotes or anecdotes from your games?. ananymous sir emitted to Best Friends Adventure Player #1: , so we mend his fingerprint

Any fun quotes or anecdotes from your games?

ananymous sir emitted to
Best Friends Adventure
Player #1: , so we mend his fingerprints. Does anybody have anything that
he' s touched recently so we can verify they' re his?
Player #2: 'Presents breasts"
sir emitted to
Do I take any damage from
punching the cactus?"
ananymous sir emitted to
Just because you only see one ninja, deosn' t meant that there 'is'' only one
ninja!"
Party Member prior to being jumped by Six Ninjas
Get me out of these restraints,
I need to kill children!"
PC assassin
sir emitted to
GM - "They are not shambling with friendly intent."
The GM on the crowd of newly risen zombies.
ananymous sir emitted to
Stop using your math to know things!
We Dwarve' s den' t even have livers we just piss wine and sell it to the elves!"
Dwarf Druid of the Party
sir emitted to
Can I put him in my
inventory?"
Barbarian trying to solve the problem Ma Cleric that can' t climb a wall.
sir emitted to
Yeah there' s rte way youre getting out of this
without being en fire. "
to Party
materna sir emitted to
Sorcerer: I burn his pants
Seeker: Can we loot them first?
Please do, the entire campaign hinges on whats in his pants.
princible to
Remember kids, when trying to seduce
Zombies a natural 1 and a natural are are the
exact same thing."
My very patient , whe taught us a whale let during our first campaign
beckthebird sir emitted to
Youre either going to accept that you just pulled greatsword Maire wt of
its ass, or yeu' re going to get nothing but the troll **** on your arm."
sir emitted to ente mend
Cannibalism?
Fireguard Oracle - 'Tm pretty sure that stew is made of peoplee
Wood Elf Ranger - *shrugs* "Not my peoplee
sir emitted to
To the Barbarian putting Clerics in his
inventory:
That' s how we got around the limit on Teleport, by stuffing a
couple party members and companion animals into a Bag of Holding.
It only takes one round to Teleport, and there' s ten minutes of air in the Bag
of Holding.
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User avatar #51 - wesselite (04/03/2014) [+] (5 replies)
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#42 - John Cena (04/03/2014) [-]
No d&D thread is complete without the legend of edgardo being told.
MANLY FIST THAT PIERCE THE HEAVENS!
#52 to #42 - John Cena (04/03/2014) [-]
That was actually pretty hilarious
#258 to #42 - rakoom (04/03/2014) [-]
That... That was amazing.
User avatar #263 to #42 - kotetsulovesfj (04/03/2014) [-]
Man, **** those guys! Edgardo is my role playing hero from here one!
#273 to #42 - maxsexington (04/03/2014) [-]
Worth the read, so manly
#298 to #42 - comicsexplain (04/03/2014) [-]
Even though it was so long, that was without a doubt my favorite thing I've ever read on 4chan. Well ******* done.
#307 to #42 - confogl (04/03/2014) [-]
That's the first time I've ever read that. Completely lost my **** four separate times. 12/10 would read a thousand times over.
User avatar #64 to #42 - nomsoms (04/03/2014) [-]
Long read but that was worth it.
#133 to #42 - thesinful (04/03/2014) [-]
That was ******* beautiful.
#136 to #42 - John Cena (04/03/2014) [-]
You magnificent bastard.
#225 to #42 - butiloveu (04/03/2014) [-]
So, when comes the anime show of this?
So, when comes the anime show of this?
#92 to #42 - whogivesadarn (04/03/2014) [-]
That. That was ******* glorious.
#83 to #42 - nuclearderp (04/03/2014) [-]
Although banned, that story was satisfying beyond belief.
Although banned, that story was satisfying beyond belief.
#116 to #42 - dndxplain ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
this is how you properly play a game. you don't try to destroy it or hissy fit about unfair rules. you take its rules and you make them your bitch
#39 - evebishop (04/03/2014) [-]
>Playing DnD with a bunch of jokers   
>I'm playing a half dragon cleric (Super Lawful Good)   
>Stay behind to heal party ranger who stepped on a trap   
>rest of the party moves to the next few rooms   
>party members find the big boss of the campaign    
>They beat him just barely   
>I come running in seeing an almost dead stranger in the corner bleeding out   
>alignment and character quirk means I have to heal anyone in need   
>run up and use my best heal spell on the enemy boss, restore him to full health   
>he puts me to sleep and then kills the rest of the party   
>I wake up, evil guy tells me the rest of the party sacrificed themselves to save us   
>roll to detect lie....natural 1   
>fall in love with evil boss and live happily ever after....
>Playing DnD with a bunch of jokers
>I'm playing a half dragon cleric (Super Lawful Good)
>Stay behind to heal party ranger who stepped on a trap
>rest of the party moves to the next few rooms
>party members find the big boss of the campaign
>They beat him just barely
>I come running in seeing an almost dead stranger in the corner bleeding out
>alignment and character quirk means I have to heal anyone in need
>run up and use my best heal spell on the enemy boss, restore him to full health
>he puts me to sleep and then kills the rest of the party
>I wake up, evil guy tells me the rest of the party sacrificed themselves to save us
>roll to detect lie....natural 1
>fall in love with evil boss and live happily ever after....


#230 to #39 - John Cena (04/03/2014) [-]
What is that picture from,
#231 to #230 - John Cena (04/03/2014) [-]
"Making a Cat cry: the Adventure"
or "Prequel"
prequeladventure [snort] com
User avatar #331 to #39 - keltainenlumi (04/03/2014) [-]
So does the player choose what you will roll for or does the DM give you options?
These stories make sound DnD hilarious as **** .
dndxplain
User avatar #332 to #331 - dndxplain ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
A bit of both.
if a barbarian says "I want to throw my axe" the DM would say something along the lines of "make a dexterity (nimble/ranged activities modifier) checl"

you would then roll to see if it's successful
User avatar #239 to #39 - ompalomper (04/03/2014) [-]
this was better than the goblin hand-job story

sweet ******* jesus did i laugh
#358 to #39 - dsgjoker (04/07/2014) [-]
I can't not reply to a post that uses a Prequel image.
User avatar #117 to #39 - dndxplain ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
that was beautiful.
User avatar #170 to #117 - evebishop (04/03/2014) [-]
I'm kind of a roleplay nerd so I try to stay true to my character....the DM enjoyed messing with me. I had to retire the character but he made me roll to see how many children we had (it was 2) so now I want to play the daughter of the evil mage and the clueless cleric
User avatar #171 to #170 - dndxplain ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
Have fun!
#61 to #39 - Ulmer (04/03/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #8 - tyrson ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
"I'm Tee-fah... I'm from the fuuu-tuuure. I'm squishy like wet goat's bladder."
- Barbarian, impersonating my time-travelling gunslinger.

"I burn it."
"You burn what?"
"All of it. I'm a pyromancer and I"m scared of heights. I'm not going up into the elven treehouse without a fight."
"There's a whole forest here, and no water for miles."
"Not my problem."
- Me and my DM, in a moment I'm not proud of.
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User avatar #271 to #8 - thebrownbear (04/03/2014) [-]
Hey tyrson, how does one get into DnD? I'd like to get into it but I don't know where to start / who to talk to.
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User avatar #282 to #271 - tyrson ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
Hmm. To get involved in any RPG, you'll need a group of friends who are all interested in the same fantasy setting, and at least one of you will need to be a good storyteller/puzzle-maker/map-designer/something.
You'll need a copy of the Player's Handbook, DM's (Dungeon Master's) guide, and the Bestiary. This is the core of any DnD library. Other games, such as Scion or Exalted, have their own book combinations. Scion, for example, needs only the first book "Hero" to start playing. As you level up, however, you'd need to add "Demigod" and "God" to the library.
Regardless, get the core books for whatever game you want to play. Everyone should become familiar with the PHB. The DM will need to be familiar with the DM's guide, but don't let your players look at it too much. The Bestiary is explicitly for DM's eyes only. Of course, if you change DM's after your first campaign, then someone in the group will just be more knowledgeable than others.
So - Get books, study books. When you feel like you understand the references, mechanics, and stats well enough, make your characters. This will take hours, and you may or may not want your first game immediately after. Everyone should have an idea what they want to do. Some ideas are mechanically better than others, but the weird ideas are the most fun, so don't shoot anyone down.
Orcs and Dwarves might make the best fighters, but there are abilities and items you find later that can make Halfling fighters overpowered. Let the bad decisions happen.
For your first campaign, start at level 1, follow the rules for experience and leveling up, don't take shortcuts, and don't worry too much. It is a game, afterall.
The DM's job is to make a plot, but the players act it out. Sometimes they'll get derailed pretty hard. When this happens, it's best to politely ask them to return to the story. When you're all more familiar, you can use plot to turn them around.
If you have more questions, I'm gr8artist at the giantitp.com forums.
User avatar #285 to #282 - tyrson ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
Alternatively (second post because I reached the limit) you can find the location of your nearest game store. I'm not talking vidja-games. Do an internet search for anyone who sells "Pathfinder" or "Dungeons and Dragons".
Most game stores will have a weekly, standardized game. It's set up with a universal plot amongst all the game stores, so people who play in Phoenix can take a vacation to Florida and not miss a game. At least, that's how I understand it.
The people there will be more than glad to welcome you into the fold.

Regarding your choice of RPG, there are a lot of good ones, depending on what fantasy settings you like.
Tolkien - Dungeons and Dragons or Pathfinder. Pathfinder pathfinder pathfinder.
Superheroes - Mutants and Masterminds
Anime - Exalted
Supernatural (Sam 'n Dean) - World of Darkness (sub-sets for Vamps, WW's, Ghosts, Hunters, etc.)
Lovecraft/Cthulhu - Arkham Horror (I think?)
Modern Demigods (ie Percy Jackson) - Scion
Game of Thrones - A Song of Ice and Fire Roleplaying.
Pokemon + Cthulhu - Pokethulhu (free to download, not traditional RPG but funny anyway)

DnD has had several versions over the years. Original, Advanced (ADnD), Second Edition, 3.0, 3.5, 4.0, DnD Next (Coming soon). Of these, the consensus is that 4.0 is the easiest to get into, though people who've played 3.5 or 2.0 often criticize it for being too much like WoW or other online games. 3.5 is the best, most well rounded in most opinion, though finding the books might be more challenging. However, there are lots of open game license (OGL) reference sites for any version of DnD, where you can find spec's on any rule or ability. giantitp.com has a great forum for answering questions and problem solving.
Sion, Exalted, WoD, and anything by White Wolf games is going to be story-heavy, complicated, and somewhat obtuse to use. Good games, but probably better left out until you're familiar with basics.

I recommend Pathfinder.
User avatar #48 to #8 - krazzykyle (04/03/2014) [-]
I was playing a Wizard with an 18 int and 3 wisdom (cuz dice) when this happened.

"The boss is dead. As his body meets the floor the box that Anon has been carrying starts to shake and writhe uncontrollably"
"Can I make an Arcana check?"
"Sure"
*rolls Natural 1*
"You don't think it's anything to worry about"
(3 wisdom, why the **** not)
"I open it"
"DONT ******* OPEN THE SCARY BOX" - party
"You open the box and a map falls onto the floor and begins mapping the surroundings.
"All of them?"
"all of them."
"It's self expanding and begins to manipulate anything it has mapped. Roll arcana again"
*roll Natural 20*
"This is a malefic wizards ancient font of power. It was used long ago in an attempt to hold dominion over this plane. The sky turns dark and the sky begins roiling with magic. And since you guys are level 3 I'm pretty much going to assume you won't be able to do a ******* thing."

So we played a different game.
User avatar #10 to #8 - tyrson ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
Forgot one.

"Do I have to use my hands to make a touch attack?"
"Uh, no."
"Cool. I take her up to my room."
"Oh god..."
"I attempt to seduce her.... 24 diplomacy."
"She was coming on to you already. You succeed."
"Yeah, I know. We do it. All night long. Then, as I'm about to come..."
<groan>
"Sunlight bursts from my junk, filling the whole room with light as I use Lay On Hands"
"Really?"
"Oh yeah. I jizz sunlight."
- My cousin the Aasimar Paladin. I turned the tables when I revealed that she was a Tiefling Rogue, trying to make him fall from grace. He weaseled his way out of it, but I stuck him with a half-angel, half-demon little bastard child, and a pissy baby-momma who took 25% of his wealth off the top.
#21 - guldknight (04/03/2014) [-]
Why not
#169 to #123 - John Cena (04/03/2014) [-]
Not dnd but I have a pathfinder story that may be picture related to that
> Evil campaign. Me, through special rules, a rogue/fighter mythic
> In disguise on a wall of the fort we have to overthrow. Party decides.. F it. Tonight it begins.
> Party leader (Disguised as fort champion) sends out teams to look for intruders
> Every group that comes with me ends up dead within first round of combat
> Every captain asks me what happend. Same story every time.
> "We were jumped by some person who was invisible!"
> "What?! How?! Where did they go?!"
> "I DON'T KNOW!! I'M NOT A CASTER!!"
> Puzzled, they let me off the hook. High bluff doesn't hurt either.
User avatar #1 - halotalim (04/02/2014) [-]
Wow, these were great.
#264 to #1 - reekballs (04/03/2014) [-]
Sometimes the most simple comments are the best.
User avatar #265 to #264 - halotalim (04/03/2014) [-]
Its just brought back memories of when I roleplay. WHen I go nostalgic, I go simple.
User avatar #45 - devorezz (04/03/2014) [-]
I have a story.

Upon defeating the dragon guardian of a dungeon:
Dwarven Cleric: "I'd like to search for the dragon's stash of gold."
DM: "This dragon doesn't have any gold."
Dwarven Cleric: "Then I search for the dragon's welfare check."
#93 - ragingflamingos (04/03/2014) [-]
This is what happened to my brother the last time DnD was played.   
   
&gt;Party enters an abandoned house   
&gt;Bro decides to go explore bathroom   
&gt;Sees some papers lying on the floor by the toilet   
&gt;Rolls to pick up the paper   
&gt;Natural One   
&gt;Arm goes in the toilet   
&gt;Rolls to get arm out of toilet   
&gt;Natural One   
&gt;Accidentally sticks other arm in the toilet   
&gt;Rolls to use the sink to clean himself up   
&gt;Natural One   
&gt;Slips on some water and collapses onto the toilet getting 			****		 all over himself   
&gt;Says 			****		 it and attempts to pick up the loot again   
&gt;Natural One   
&gt;Toilet time part 4   
&gt;Finally gives up and leaves the bathroom utterly dejected and covered in 			****		   
&gt;Our faces when
This is what happened to my brother the last time DnD was played.

>Party enters an abandoned house
>Bro decides to go explore bathroom
>Sees some papers lying on the floor by the toilet
>Rolls to pick up the paper
>Natural One
>Arm goes in the toilet
>Rolls to get arm out of toilet
>Natural One
>Accidentally sticks other arm in the toilet
>Rolls to use the sink to clean himself up
>Natural One
>Slips on some water and collapses onto the toilet getting **** all over himself
>Says **** it and attempts to pick up the loot again
>Natural One
>Toilet time part 4
>Finally gives up and leaves the bathroom utterly dejected and covered in ****
>Our faces when
User avatar #100 to #93 - dndxplain ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
hence why the first thing I explain to people that hilarious disastrous things happen when you roll a nat. 1
User avatar #11 - hiukuss (04/02/2014) [-]
My first time playing Pathfinder was awesome. My party and I was being harassed by Wisps/Fels/Faeries (whatever the little ***** are called) but we didn't know what was happening. One night, I was to stand guard at the cave we were resting at, and I took a drink from my waterskin. The DM (my brother) said "You start choking on sand, and throw up. You dump your waterskin out, and a pile of sand forms on the ground." then after I got all the sand out of my mouth, I took another drink of my (now empty) waterskin. It was full of rum/wine, and I got piss drunk. I blacked out, and when I woke up all of our gear was stolen. We found it in a tree later.

******* love Pathfinder. For my first kill, I cut a bandit leader in half. Rolled a d20, then another d20. The game was hectic, so much bad **** happened. **** giant centipedes. I'll post more about it if anyone wants to hear.
User avatar #49 to #11 - jaggedherp ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
Do it
#166 to #11 - fatalhermit ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
do it peasant!
User avatar #209 to #11 - teckemeier (04/03/2014) [-]
Do it faggot
User avatar #219 to #11 - jellytamer (04/03/2014) [-]
i also really enjoyed this! would love to hear more
honestly you could make some content if u have enough stories
User avatar #228 to #11 - hiukuss (04/03/2014) [-]
I'll continue when I'm home from school inb4 underage faggot , it's 6 AM now, so I don't have 8 minutes to type it.
jellytamer, I might have enough to make it worthy.
#94 to #11 - dndxplain ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
I expect you to keep going. this makes me happy.
User avatar #130 - lolollo (04/03/2014) [-]
One of my friends chose to be an "illusionist(?)"

This was one of his better moments.

I: "I roll to cast fireball on the goblins."
*rolls a 17*
DM: "You hit, roll for damage."
*rolls a 3*
DM: "It slightly tickles him."
I: "......I cast illusion to make the last roll I did appear to be a 20..."
Person A: "What?"
Person B: "...what?"
DM: "......I'll allow this..."
*rolls a ******* 20*
DM: "Your spell is successful, I'm now inclined to tell you that the goblins face explodes as the fireball you cast connects with it..."
Person B: "Wait...now...the Goblin is for real dead, or pretend fake dead...or what?"
Person A: "Of course he's ******* dead, he rolled a 20!"
User avatar #237 to #130 - ompalomper (04/03/2014) [-]
******* person B

meta gaming and ****

shameful
User avatar #189 to #130 - faustmazoku (04/03/2014) [-]
Son of a bitch, I've never played D&D but that was hilarious.
#66 - goll ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
Quest Giver: ...and in addition to paying you for your services i will pay for your drinks this evening.   
human fighter: (finishes his tenth tankard of ale) Thats good because i don't have any money!
Quest Giver: ...and in addition to paying you for your services i will pay for your drinks this evening.
human fighter: (finishes his tenth tankard of ale) Thats good because i don't have any money!
#224 - Drfish (04/03/2014) [-]
&gt;playing a monk named Borrus who happens to be russian.   
&gt;charisma of 6, pretty ugly    
&gt;get hit with amorous spell in dungeon and roll natural 1   
&gt;grab halfling rogue of same gender and proceed to attempt sweet sweet love making   
&gt;party rescues and dispels effects   
&gt;mfw everyone calls me the soviet love hammer for rest of campaign
>playing a monk named Borrus who happens to be russian.
>charisma of 6, pretty ugly
>get hit with amorous spell in dungeon and roll natural 1
>grab halfling rogue of same gender and proceed to attempt sweet sweet love making
>party rescues and dispels effects
>mfw everyone calls me the soviet love hammer for rest of campaign
User avatar #262 to #224 - tiredofthis (04/03/2014) [-]
That's the best nickname I've ever heard.....
#54 - reaperboy (04/03/2014) [-]
DM- torches line the walls of the hall
Bard-can we put them out
Dm- no
paladin- can we take them
Dm- sure
bard- are they hot
Dm- no they are cold fire
archer(me)- i light myself on fire
now my character has a 10 foot luminary range and anything i interact with has a 25% chance of lighting on fire.
side note. in need of a flame retardant cloak
#46 - shameonapony ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
Human fighter: &quot;I want to jump.&quot;   
GM: &quot;The hall is too narrow, if you jump the pit you'll land on the elf (Being pulled out of the pit)&quot;   
Human: &quot;So... I can't jump?&quot;   
GM: &quot;Well... You can.&quot;   
Everybody: &quot;DON'T 			*******		 DO IT.&quot;   
Human: &quot;I'm gonna jump.&quot;   
   
MFW he almost killed the elf and myself (The one pulling the elf out of the pit), and actually fell and died in the process.
Human fighter: "I want to jump."
GM: "The hall is too narrow, if you jump the pit you'll land on the elf (Being pulled out of the pit)"
Human: "So... I can't jump?"
GM: "Well... You can."
Everybody: "DON'T ******* DO IT."
Human: "I'm gonna jump."

MFW he almost killed the elf and myself (The one pulling the elf out of the pit), and actually fell and died in the process.
User avatar #6 - dndxplain ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
There's many things here I can comment on. First things first:
Stop using your math to know things - DM
This is a humorous but saddening problem. as a game master, I too know that your campaign can and will crumble if you haven't put enough effort into it and players start asking the right questions.

In pathfinder specifically, a Psion can ruin a campaign based on a few racial abilities and spells, such as turn undead.

The Dwarf druid's comment refers to three things: Dwarves are known to be hail and hardy men of stone - sometimes literally. they are also known to be drunks. Furthermore, dwarves and elves generally have a not-so-friendly relationship. Depending on the setting, this can be a violent, angry relationship, or that of frenemies.

The Barbarian's question is quite humorous, and wholey possilble, if you have a GM that likes rule of cool. A bag of holding is a device that allows you to shove nearly any size of things into it, though some do still have limits. think of this as a hammer-space in physical form. The idea of putting party members into such things is not new, but still humorous.

The DM speaking of not letting them out without fire is an example of a poor DM.

The pants DM seems like a pretty swell guy.

Zombies DM: He's referencing that seducing a zombie (a critical success being a natural 20, always working) is just as bad at failing at seducing a zombie. Seducing a hungry dead thing is not a good idea.

Cannibalism - Whitty.

There are many exploits that open up once you bend the rules. The barbarian stuffing party member into his inventory allows the entire party to teleport, as they now all count as one entity.
#198 to #6 - John Cena (04/03/2014) [-]
Woah. How can you assume it's a poor DM without knowing context?
User avatar #200 to #198 - dndxplain ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
Railroading.
#204 to #200 - John Cena (04/03/2014) [-]
You mean if someone really, really, really doesn't want to be on fire it's ok? I mean, I know what railroading is but I'm not sure you can assume that from one out of context quote.
User avatar #205 to #204 - dndxplain ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
I've had many situations where it appeared there would be no way of getting out unscathed, and have been proven wrong thousands of times. some dms will force their players to get hurt.
#24 - Jesusnipples (04/03/2014) [-]
I don't even play DnD but I love these so much
I don't even play DnD but I love these so much
#3 - youborn (04/02/2014) [-]
**youborn rolled image** What my class is
User avatar #4 to #3 - drtrousersnake (04/02/2014) [-]
So, you play Stick of Truth
+8
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User avatar #53 - redrex ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
i wanna play DnD...
#55 to #53 - seymion (04/03/2014) [-]
So do I, I'm even wiling to be a DM again
User avatar #74 to #55 - dndxplain ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
#77 to #74 - seymion (04/03/2014) [-]
Was that an invitation or an explanation cus I don't get it.
User avatar #79 to #77 - dndxplain ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
if you both wish to play DnD, Roll20 would be helpful.
#266 to #79 - idlizard (04/03/2014) [-]
I want to play, but I don't have any books or anything. Don't I need some stuff to play on Roll20?
#322 to #283 - idlizard (04/03/2014) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #323 to #322 - dndxplain ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
it's what I'm here for.
#192 - xxiixx (04/03/2014) [-]
>Playing DnD with online friends
>We are in another plane trying to help some wannabe god
>At one point have to get information out of some woman
>Our Werebear Rogue seduces the woman back to our temporary residence
>Begin the interrogations in the bathroom
>She isn't complying
>Werebear bro decides to try to beat some information out of her
>Rolls unarmed, gets like a 4 or something ******
>Forgets he had heavy gauntlets on that turned into weapons when he swung his fists
>The woman's head flies across the bathroom and into the sink, leaving blood trails all over
>Our NPC companion walks in, then leaves without saying a word
>We kill one of our horses and bury her corpse underneath it

It was a tough campaign.
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