Our hero. [small][small]. Just stormed into my now work and yelled at him until he got in trouble with boss. I also Just burned almost all of his clothes. Soon
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Our hero

Just stormed into my now work and yelled at him until he got in
trouble with boss. I also Just burned almost all of his clothes. Soon
funny!!! **** you Michael. I Just found out I inherited a decent sum of
money so I dan' t need pour may ass anymore!
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Michael - yeah. I too liked the out when you came In
fill ii l and yelled at me in front of I worked with and then I
got fired by my boss for causing a disturbance in the workplace?
Pretty funny right? I think its also funny how when I got back to
MY house I remembered that only my name is on all of the
Important documents that makes the house mine. So now you
have nowhere to live. I also just not all of your friends all of
those tents you sent me talking about how much you hate alt of
them and why they annoy you. So now you have no friends. And
muh land this is my favorite part? I told your boss about how
you have been taking money from the company and how you
pissed on his chair during an office party. So now you have no
job and might be going totall.
Don' t **** with me and my ‘lazy ass" who just did all of this in
the hour after! saw you {hopefully for the last time}. Pretty
efficient If you ask me.
out, PEACE
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User avatar #4 - inuares ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
That crazy bitch still doesn't top the story of when an ex burned all photos of a deceased father.
User avatar #7 to #4 - almightysausage ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
Wait really. have never heard of this. Do you have any sauce?
User avatar #9 to #4 - WinnerofTheGame (01/13/2014) [-]
Link this please?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Aleafe (01/14/2014) [-]
if you get it send it to me
User avatar #12 to #4 - ugottanked (01/14/2014) [-]
link to story?
User avatar #17 to #12 - exclamation (01/14/2014) [-]
Its not a greentext story.
User avatar #19 to #17 - WinnerofTheGame (01/14/2014) [-]
Thanks man.
#37 to #4 - hopskotch (01/14/2014) [-]
Legit man, ****** up.
User avatar #21 to #4 - derpysean (01/14/2014) [-]
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First part is the crazy story.
pissed me off.
#29 to #21 - seangreene (01/14/2014) [-]
jesus christ. I would have lost it, ****** crazy bitch.
#30 to #29 - derpysean (01/14/2014) [-]
She was sent to an insanity ward, or so I heard. I honestly hope it was this place. From Outlast
#31 to #30 - seangreene (01/14/2014) [-]
haha is that Arkham, nice name by the way, spelled the right way and everything.
#67 to #31 - anon (01/14/2014) [-]
He just finished saying it was from outlast you stupid cock sucking bitch.
User avatar #32 to #31 - derpysean (01/14/2014) [-]
No that's Big Mountain Asylum, from the indie-horror title Outlast.
User avatar #44 to #32 - carlonord ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Mount Massive Asylum you master baiter.
User avatar #45 to #44 - derpysean (01/14/2014) [-]
Oh my B lol. havent played outlast for awhile
#8 to #4 - decima ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
What did I ever do to you inuares? why do you remind me of this story?
#5 to #4 - theblackcrow ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
God, that **** was the most souless and despicable thing i can remember...
#6 - anon (01/13/2014) [-]
Would love to know how this played out.
User avatar #11 to #6 - wotterpatch (01/14/2014) [-]
this is years old. in other words, the court case will be about half over by now assuming this is in america
User avatar #54 to #11 - strangemoo (01/14/2014) [-]
Hey hey hey, unless it was on the news it was probably over in a couple of days.
I mean good lord, we're still dealing with fallout from Zimmerman, right after everything from Casey Anthony.
User avatar #20 - psykojet (01/14/2014) [-]
Still doesn't beat the guy who got a vasectomy, started dating a girl, girl got pregnant and played it off like it was his, then he pulled out all of the paper work and damn near literally threw her out of the house, I think she had to be dragged out by her hair.
User avatar #56 to #20 - creatablejam (01/14/2014) [-]
**** sounds hillarious, dunno how i've missed it or just not remembered? Do you have the (im assuming) greentext?
#57 - saintlygrim (01/14/2014) [-]
Fj Gold.
Fj Gold.
#41 - avatarsarefornoobs (01/14/2014) [-]
honestly, he's somewhat of a moron himself for getting together with a woman like that in the first place

there are signs, ya know. if she embezzles AND pisses in people's chairs, she's probably not a keeper, mike ol buddy.
#47 - anon (01/14/2014) [-]
#16 - captainhobnob ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
#18 - TheShinyRawr (01/14/2014) [-]
Re-posted so many times, but it's so brilliant that I don't even care.
Re-posted so many times, but it's so brilliant that I don't even care.
#40 - daguitarkid (01/14/2014) [-]
This bitch almost sounds as bad as the girl who sucked off the giant black cock in front of her boyfriend.
User avatar #49 to #40 - FightClub (01/14/2014) [-]
i doubt that was even legit
User avatar #50 to #49 - adplum (01/14/2014) [-]
i thought you died
#51 to #50 - FightClub (01/14/2014) [-]
resurrection, friend. resurrection.
User avatar #52 to #51 - strangemoo (01/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #59 to #40 - catburglarpenis (01/14/2014) [-]
I watched that porno. It was decent.
User avatar #63 to #40 - scooterpony (01/14/2014) [-]
I still think about this every day.
It haunts me.
#66 to #40 - certifiedidiot (01/14/2014) [-]
On face value I think it's a BS story the one yer refering to.

And even if real here's what you should take from that story

1: Girl is 100% a slut who let her sexual urges control her life
2: The BF have absolutely no spine at all but good self control
3: Nignog was bred from a horse
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User avatar #64 - scooterpony (01/14/2014) [-]
Does this make anyone else sad? Like, yeah, I'm happy Michael got to serve that bitch, but these two people loved each other at one time.
#69 to #64 - sgtshoeshine (01/14/2014) [-]
Sounds like they deserve each other. What she did was a dick move, but that's what courts are for. Fighting genocide with more genocide just seems stupid to me....

Doesn't mean I didn't laugh though, **** was funny.
#58 - holyfool (01/14/2014) [-]
Flawless victory!
Flawless victory!
#60 to #58 - marcury (01/14/2014) [-]
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#48 - FightClub (01/14/2014) [-]
the "i'm out, PEACE" finale killed it
the "i'm out, PEACE" finale killed it
#22 - nyeeeh (01/14/2014) [-]
Reposted so many times, but still funny errtime
#61 - xcoreyx (01/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, and I'm sure doing all that got you your job and clothes back, right? God people can be such idiots sometimes. Retaliation is not the answer to your problems, it doesn't fix anything it only makes it worse.
User avatar #68 to #61 - schmitty (01/14/2014) [-]
I know right? Like when all those countries banded together to beat Hitler and the Nazis. That just made things worse because then Hitler just killed even MORE people and was able to make the master race that he wanted.
#71 to #68 - xcoreyx (01/14/2014) [-]
Well you have a point there.

On an somewhat related note, can you possibly help me find a meme/reaction image? It's the one where the first panel has a guy pointing his finger with his mouth open, like he's about to say something. And then in the second panel he drops his finger down and closes his mouth, like he has nothing to say because the other person has such a good point he can't argue. It's hard to describe and has no text, so I've been unable to find it anywhere.
#72 to #71 - schmitty (01/14/2014) [-]
I know the exact picture you are looking for.
#73 to #72 - xcoreyx (01/14/2014) [-]
Thank you sir
#24 - anon (01/14/2014) [-]
Woman does something incredibly immature: omg what a crazy bitch. How dare she cause a scene at the man's workplace and inadvertently get him fired?

Man does something incredibly immature: omg what a hero. Him deliberately trying to ruin her life is completely justified.

TL;DR they're both awful people, not just her.
#62 to #24 - anon (01/14/2014) [-]
found the crazy bitch
User avatar #53 to #24 - strangemoo (01/14/2014) [-]
Eye for an eye.
You ******* cunt.
#36 to #24 - nonanonnon (01/14/2014) [-]
I'd still hate the guy if this scenario happened in the opposite order.
User avatar #43 to #36 - TheFixer (01/14/2014) [-]
well thats cause youre either A: a feminist or B: a ******* dumb ass either way your opinion counts for the same which is nothing.
User avatar #46 to #43 - thinegame (01/14/2014) [-]
What if I told you you don't have to be a feminist to hate douchebags?
User avatar #55 to #46 - TheFixer (01/14/2014) [-]
what if i told you hes not a douchebag and the girl is a cunt?
User avatar #42 to #24 - avatarsarefornoobs (01/14/2014) [-]
revenge is never the answer, im a firm believer in that. however, he didnt do terrible things to her in return, rather, he simply revealed secrets about her that destroyed her reputation. his retaliation was essentially passive, and understandable.
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#34 to #24 - dudeyouisnasty ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Scared Bro!
User avatar #27 to #24 - timmywankenobi (01/14/2014) [-]
This is Bait isn't it ?
#25 to #24 - felex ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
#35 to #24 - manofiron (01/14/2014) [-]
I wonder what would happen if trolls didn't have the ability to post as anonymous...
User avatar #38 to #35 - Darianvincent ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
They'd just make fake accounts like all the hundreds that are already on here.
User avatar #39 to #38 - manofiron (01/14/2014) [-]
I suppose that's true.
User avatar #28 to #24 - iridium (01/14/2014) [-]
It's Karma-ic justice for a stupid bitch who deliberately destroyed his things, and tried to insult him where everyone can see it.

The man didn't destroy anything. He has the documents to the house, he has the right to make it so she's not allowed to live with him if he doesn't want to live with her. It's how it works.
The texts about her friends? Clearly, her friends deserve better than her, and if she has this sentiment about them he's doing the friends a favor. If he's not making the texts up, then he's just telling them what she's already told him.
And the **** with the boss is the kind of **** that he should have already told someone. If anything he's a bad person for holding onto that information without disclosing it earlier if she actually took money, assuming he knew before this happened, and made a dumb mistake trusting her after that.

Otherwise, he's completely justified.
#26 to #24 - Anemophobia (01/14/2014) [-]
when you poke a lion in the eye he will bite   
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when you poke a lion in the eye he will bite
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User avatar #2 - sexyhimself ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
Michael the master of comebacks
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