Orphans. . Why do orphans suck at baseball? 55 reins age They dona knew where home is, 55 mins age b/ parents are dead. Thanks. 9 mes age Then we' ll bye this e
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Orphans

Why do orphans suck at baseball?
55 reins age
They dona knew where home is,
55 mins age
b/ parents are dead. Thanks.
9 mes age
Then we' ll bye this ene: why tie
orphans bye tennis?
2 reins age
Is the anly time they get bye.
2 mes age
*******
1 min age
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#2 - crystalblue ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #8 - skrewbacca (08/03/2014) [-]
What bounces and makes children cry? My donation cheque to children in need
#17 to #8 - Rascal (08/04/2014) [-]
Their parent's heads


inb4 edge
#23 to #8 - Rascal (08/04/2014) [-]
wot
#7 - degrees (08/03/2014) [-]
#3 - agentmoleman (08/03/2014) [-]
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#1 - Rascal (08/03/2014) [-]
always the "my parents are dead", it's the internet, no one cares
User avatar #5 to #1 - bjornkrage ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Isn't it Tinder, though? Probably won't get him laid either.
#20 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
>Be me
>Walking home from parking lot with two friends
>One is qt 3.14 gril, other is my bro
>bro has longboard
>say "Let me catch a ride papi"
>"of course son, jump on"
>We always joke that him and another friend are my two dads
>Girl asks "What am I in this family"
>"The orphan we adopted"
>she says "I am adopted"
>I slightly laugh, thought it was part of the joke
>she tears up
>"no I really am"
>MFW all the spaghetti in my pockets fall on the ground
User avatar #22 to #20 - Lintutu (08/04/2014) [-]
why is it always such a bad thing that a child was adopted?
User avatar #29 to #22 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Its not, it was a small little stupid joke
which ended up not being that good in that situation
User avatar #30 to #29 - Lintutu (08/04/2014) [-]
i'm asking in general. why do people tend to think that adoption is such a horrible and "pitiful" thing to the kids that ARE adopted?
User avatar #33 to #30 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
I dunno
I have two really good friends that are adopted, they are great and their foster parents are the mothafukin ****
I think its just the fact that you had to get taken in by another person other than your biological parents, and thats probably not a good thought to dwell on
User avatar #10 - jewishcommunazi ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
One thing worse than having your parents dead is to be a whiny little bitch.
User avatar #21 - shabadaka (08/04/2014) [-]
How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?
You nail his other hand to the floor
#19 - kanyesfishsticks ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
What do you call a child with no parents?
an orphan
User avatar #15 - pianoz (08/04/2014) [-]
Who cries for a burning orphanage not their parents
#9 - Rascal (08/03/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** mfw batman
User avatar #25 - vatra (08/04/2014) [-]
I don't get the tennis joke.
User avatar #26 to #25 - chokinandtokin (08/04/2014) [-]
Because in tennis the scores are like 15 love/30 love..etc..
User avatar #27 to #26 - vatra (08/04/2014) [-]
What the hell? What's that supposed to mean? Like does it mean something?
User avatar #28 to #27 - chokinandtokin (08/04/2014) [-]
I don't know, I don't play tennis. I just know that part.
User avatar #31 to #28 - vatra (08/04/2014) [-]
Okay, apparently they say love instead of zero. So basically one person not scoring during a set is a love.
User avatar #32 to #31 - chokinandtokin (08/04/2014) [-]
ah oh okay, thanks.
User avatar #34 to #32 - vatra (08/04/2014) [-]
Yeah it's weird, I can't find a reason for why, there are two main theories, but they both sound sketchy.
#18 - Rascal (08/04/2014) [-]
What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?
My dick
#13 - pictureperfectt (08/04/2014) [-]
What's the difference between orphans and money?

People care about money
User avatar #11 - badsamaritan (08/04/2014) [-]
Babe Ruth was an orphan
#4 - Rascal (08/03/2014) [-]
jokexplain?
User avatar #12 to #4 - pictureperfectt (08/04/2014) [-]
Well the first is him telling a true orphan joke.
She naturally responds with being an orphan herself and takes offense.
He consequently proceeds to sarcastically quip a facetious comment.
User avatar #6 to #4 - womo (08/03/2014) [-]
In baseball you run to the home base Everytime I say that I think of homebase the shop. in order to get a home run I think I don't play baseball nor do I watch it. . In tennis, one of the scores you can get is Love. yeah. This probably made no sense sorry.
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