Original Prankster. Yes there is a lot of blank space at the end. no i didnt cut it because i'm a lazy . what are you gonna do? ban me?. God: The Ultimate Prank
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Original Prankster

Original Prankster. Yes there is a lot of blank space at the end. no i didnt cut it because i'm a lazy . what are you gonna do? ban me?. God: The Ultimate Prank

Yes there is a lot of blank space at the end.
no i didnt cut it because i'm a lazy **** .
what are you gonna do? ban me?

God: The Ultimate Prankster
I must ask of you so yeah, gonna need you tato
something Iffy serious, umm.. heheh.. ohm. at
foreskin with this rock...
Gay Gad, shoot
OH MY GOD HE' S
HEAR!‘ WING tty.
Hey”: Abra Well okay. ll Elf .
um... go Ital Go get my favorite knife!
I your son.
Yo God! Are WE almost For sure Muse;
to the Promised Land? just about there.
Lil
trad, people don' t believe
I' m the son of God,
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User avatar #24 - leafonthewind (06/30/2014) [-]
wait
in the second one
god said " oh my god"
what the **** is going on
User avatar #108 to #24 - nonamethewise (07/01/2014) [-]
God's actually the cloud.
User avatar #30 to #24 - dehnoobshow (06/30/2014) [-]
What did you want him to say? "Oh my me?"
User avatar #37 to #30 - broswagonist ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #36 to #30 - EasyEnzie (06/30/2014) [-]
kind of, yes
User avatar #35 to #30 - bobpizza (06/30/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #61 to #1 - thepassionateonion (06/30/2014) [-]
lakitu was god all along
#38 - imagebandetector (06/30/2014) [-]
What's with all of the edgy atheist comments, just enjoy the comic (or don't, I don't really care).
What's with all of the edgy atheist comments, just enjoy the comic (or don't, I don't really care).
#64 - pewdiepieisbestpie ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Damn son... thank goodness I came prepared for this comment section.   
   
Here ya go, bros.
Damn son... thank goodness I came prepared for this comment section.

Here ya go, bros.
User avatar #91 to #64 - lilmisspinkamena (07/01/2014) [-]
thanks for that now I must make use of it and say that he is not best pie
#42 - John Cena (06/30/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**
#52 to #42 - Orc (06/30/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image**
User avatar #71 to #42 - slikmonkey (07/01/2014) [-]
always too soon
#60 to #42 - supercookieduster (06/30/2014) [-]
ive been waiting to see someone roll this
ive been waiting to see someone roll this
User avatar #81 to #60 - tyrson (07/01/2014) [-]
Why?
#39 - patyboyz (06/30/2014) [-]
**patyboyz rolled image** my god
User avatar #98 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
it supposedly took 40 years for moses to walk from eastern egypt to israel, which are bordering countries. Alexander the great conquered nearly the entire middle east in 11 years.
User avatar #105 to #98 - newfeliperuiz (07/01/2014) [-]
They took the scenic route, as Jews are wont to do
User avatar #101 to #98 - jacksowrd (07/01/2014) [-]
he made them** wander** in the desert for 40 years, read the material
#2 - John Cena (06/30/2014) [-]
That God guy is a funny guy.
#58 - supercookieduster (06/30/2014) [-]
kind of a dick
User avatar #104 - norkas (07/01/2014) [-]
God in the Old Testament was a dickhead. I have the theory that he matured by the time of the New Testament, when he was a nice(er) guy.
User avatar #97 - kokanum (07/01/2014) [-]
Bust out on it - original prankster
Break out yeah - original yeah
Bust out on it - original prankster
You never stop now, stop now
That's what the main man say
User avatar #99 to #97 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
offspring is dope man, but thats a weak song of theirs.
check out The Noose
User avatar #100 to #99 - kokanum (07/01/2014) [-]
No, the title to the content made me thing of the song
#106 - lizardlickscereal (07/01/2014) [-]
Desc, don't **** with white space it's srs biz
#88 - ineedthistothumb (07/01/2014) [-]
So many ********** going on in the comments. Everybody seems to be considering only the stereotypical people of all sides of the religious spectrum. The fact is that the generalizations that both sides get are completely unfair. The stereotypes are nothing more than a really vocal minority. From my personal experience, most atheists that I have met don't really care what others believe. Most of them tend to live by the mentality of, "If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you." Even the ones that are very adamant about atheism are pretty much like that.

The same goes for Christians. Most Christians that I have met, even the very fundamentalists, are pretty chill. If they meet an atheist, they might be disappointed that they have that belief, but they don't try to force their beliefs on anyone. What I have seen, which I think is a good thing, is that Christians will actually have a mature conversation with an Atheist as to why they believe what they believe, but it usually stops there. No fights, no condemnation, nothing.

The problem is that the extremes of both sides are the only ones that get any kind of attention, therefore, those are the only ones most people tend to think of when they hear the title of "Atheist," or "Christian."
User avatar #75 - spidahridah (07/01/2014) [-]
All these were hilarious and ironically good points except for the last one, because Jesus, according to the Bible, did indeed walk on water.
#77 to #75 - lolwhatusername (07/01/2014) [-]
I think he failed the first time. If not it was one of his followers that failed when Jesus told him to try.
User avatar #78 to #75 - tyrson (07/01/2014) [-]
And the Moses one, because they wandered all that time as punishment after having reached the promised land.
User avatar #82 to #78 - spidahridah (07/01/2014) [-]
Ah. I had forgotten about that. Thanks for clearing that up.
#66 - gtocforyou (07/01/2014) [-]
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#63 - fergferg (07/01/2014) [-]
**fergferg rolled image** gods worst creation
#110 to #23 - swagbot (07/01/2014) [-]
sry konrad m8 u tried 2 hard on that one.
#80 to #23 - redbannerman (07/01/2014) [-]
Because Atheism doesn't sound just as ****** when you say it like an asshole.


So everything came from an explosion that was started from nothing and then that everything expanded and collided just perfectly where a planet could support life and then humans evolved with apes that evolved with fish that evolved from single celled organisms. So essentially slapping a canvas with a paint covered dildo and getting the Mona Lisa.... yeah, makes perfect sense.
#109 to #80 - leightonsolomon (07/01/2014) [-]
I get your point, but that's not atheism, thats science. If you can disprove any of that then you'll amaze the entire intelligentsia of the world. All of that is just fact dude.
#34 to #23 - titsandgtfo (06/30/2014) [-]
seriously?
#21 - John Cena (06/30/2014) [-]
Here's my theory on Christianity. Jesus said he was the son of God. Jesus also said everybody was the son/daughter of God. Jesus did not believe himself to be the son of God. When asked if he was the son of God, of course he said yes. If every person is the son of God then of course he was the son of God as well. He meant it metaphorically, and the writers of the New Testament took it literally, or described it literally. Jesus was speaking out against the Jewish religion and the Torah, not trying to be the Messiah. He went along with it though, to gather more followers and with the help of his apostles added to the Torah to have better, more logical morals, and of course added stories with moral implications as well.
#43 to #21 - madmaxx (06/30/2014) [-]
Well, depending on what you believe about Jesus and his life. There was the point of immaculate conception, which is the first 'clue' that he was the son of God. (Again, this is something that depends on your beliefs, not trying to offend anyone here.) Then, there was his death, and that he rose 3 days after he died.
#56 to #21 - John Cena (06/30/2014) [-]
Jesus did a lot of things to try to convince people he was the messiah. There are quite a few prophesies that were considered to be a sign of the messiah such as riding a donkey through the east gate on palm Sunday. Jesus went around trying to fulfil these prophesies. It should also be noted that he wasnt the only one. There were lots of people around the same time trying to do the same thing. Jesus was just the best at it.
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