Organic Fleshlight. . Horny? Hallow out a and slide your Items inside. it halalling is the same consistency and texture as a vagina and will teal amazing. Oh no, im not falling for that one again
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#178 - announcement ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
Instructions were clear enough, got my dick caught in jalapeno.
Instructions were clear enough, got my dick caught in jalapeno.
User avatar #46 - catdownstairz (10/06/2013) [-]
Oh no, im not falling for that one again
User avatar #628 to #46 - catdownstairz (03/29/2015) [-]
badgoodass It works everytime. Don't tell anyone my secret
User avatar #629 to #628 - badgoodass (03/29/2015) [-]
Wot who are you
User avatar #96 to #46 - doge (10/06/2013) [-]
Again!?
#77 to #46 - anon (10/06/2013) [-]
i fell for a similar one when i started internetting... it was to masturbate with toothpaste
#86 to #77 - learned (10/06/2013) [-]
Was it a fresh feeling?
User avatar #125 to #86 - majormoron (10/06/2013) [-]
Bitches love minty fresh cock.
#47 to #46 - zerosonaku ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
AGAIN?!
AGAIN?!
#14 - firehippie ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
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#202 - KevinPutt (10/06/2013) [-]
Do you really want to release stuff like that to the public? People will be jalapeno business.   
i'm so sorry
Do you really want to release stuff like that to the public? People will be jalapeno business.
i'm so sorry
#575 to #202 - rakoom (10/06/2013) [-]
Gods damn it... I just sat there, re-reading it to myself, and just started giggle-snorting at the hilarity when it suddenly dawned to me.
#108 - fuckinniggers (10/06/2013) [-]
Sounds like it could really spice up my sex life.
Sounds like it could really spice up my sex life.
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User avatar #118 to #111 - fuckinniggers (10/06/2013) [-]
Thanks, but I already have that one. Usually this doesn't lag that much but he is supposed to be going super fast.
User avatar #120 to #118 - novabird (10/06/2013) [-]
ah, understood.
#359 to #108 - foverchristleader ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #123 to #108 - reaperslayer (10/06/2013) [-]
hows that case of whiplash?
User avatar #143 to #123 - fuckinniggers (10/06/2013) [-]
Pretty good, for some reason I have the sudden urge to listen to Devo.
please tell me you get it
User avatar #621 to #143 - reaperslayer (10/07/2013) [-]
i call your whip it and raise you a zip it Zip It! - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (2/7) Movie CLIP (1999) HD
#88 - doctorgolgo (10/06/2013) [-]
We're gonna need a bigger pepper...
#129 to #88 - labs (10/06/2013) [-]
It was, good job
User avatar #214 to #88 - demicus (10/06/2013) [-]
That made my entire day. ^_^ Gotta tell that one to the produce manager.
User avatar #1 - niggafromoutaspace (10/05/2013) [-]
Im not sure if i should try this.
User avatar #274 to #1 - yuukoku (10/06/2013) [-]
Do it, phaggot.
User avatar #608 to #1 - loopz (10/06/2013) [-]
Use a banana
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#41 to #5 - xdeathspawnx (10/06/2013) [-]
these should work
User avatar #229 to #41 - pastamaster (10/06/2013) [-]
Yup. Perfect size for you.
#541 to #229 - anon (10/06/2013) [-]
picture #41 looks like a females hands...is she gonna stick them in her vagina? [I'm not sorry.]
User avatar #620 to #541 - pastamaster (10/07/2013) [-]
This is not a picture of the poster of the picture. It's a stock picture. Who cares if it's a female's hands in the picture?
#7 to #1 - mitchr (10/05/2013) [-]
Hey.

Read this.
#9 to #7 - bobthebean (10/05/2013) [-]
Nah, just ignore that.
User avatar #597 to #7 - eanirae (10/06/2013) [-]
3 fake 5 you
#580 to #1 - themodyourgod (10/06/2013) [-]
10/10, like Skyrim with burning sensations.
User avatar #8 to #1 - gamingtales (10/05/2013) [-]
Never hurts to try, am I right?
#62 to #8 - luddethebunny (10/06/2013) [-]
in this case, i think it would..
in this case, i think it would..
#3 to #1 - himynameisgaben (10/05/2013) [-]
Definitely, it feels amazing.
User avatar #48 to #3 - theprocrastibator ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
I can confirm this. I do it all the time, works like a charm.
#18 to #3 - anon (10/06/2013) [-]
but is't that a bit small?
#130 to #3 - fourtitwo (10/06/2013) [-]
... This response have too many thumbs be to trustworthy >:/
User avatar #614 to #3 - masterspectre (10/06/2013) [-]
But what if some of the pepper juice gets in your urethra?
#588 to #3 - anon (10/06/2013) [-]
Hi gaben I'll kill you
#206 to #3 - namdrut (10/06/2013) [-]
Spartan mode: activated.
User avatar #63 - rynkar (10/06/2013) [-]
I mean... is anyone that stupid?
User avatar #272 to #63 - yuukoku (10/06/2013) [-]
Yes. Last time this made it to front page, there were several comments about how much it burned.
User avatar #221 to #63 - ningyoaijin (10/06/2013) [-]
Unfortunately, the answer to that question is always yes. Remember the iPhone crap? Tell people that unplugging their grandma from life support and plugging her back in will reverse her aging process and make her well again, and people will do it.
#93 to #63 - birdfuckingsong (10/06/2013) [-]
iOS 7 makes the iPhone waterproof
User avatar #70 to #63 - thechosentroll (10/06/2013) [-]
Never question peoples' stupidity.
User avatar #95 to #70 - tittystargalactica (10/06/2013) [-]
I thought your text was a link.

Kinda proves the point of your post.
User avatar #533 to #70 - drhoffable ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
im that stupid..

my dick is so damn red
User avatar #220 to #70 - loltrollrepost (10/06/2013) [-]
Thought it was a link....
#153 to #70 - anon (10/06/2013) [-]
need for sex*
#124 to #70 - anon (10/06/2013) [-]
i thought that was a link D:
#188 - jackjr (10/06/2013) [-]
Me after putting my dick in a jalapeno.
Me after putting my dick in a jalapeno.
#253 to #188 - anon (10/06/2013) [-]
That picture gives me nightmares.

The owner of that dog abused the hell out of it to teach it that.
User avatar #562 to #253 - arstya (10/06/2013) [-]
....how?
#582 to #562 - anon (10/06/2013) [-]
Look it up on Youtube. There are news videos of it. The internet is on the lookout for that guy.
#49 - Eralus (10/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #54 to #49 - klokwork (10/06/2013) [-]
literally.
#68 to #65 - Eralus (10/06/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
#69 to #68 - lilmatty (10/06/2013) [-]
this works too
#92 - shishiko **User deleted account** (10/06/2013) [-]
r u tryin to twick me OP?
#72 - emurater (10/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #275 to #72 - angelooo (10/06/2013) [-]
Love that game.
#6 - assassinninja (10/05/2013) [-]
Don't forget to use Tiger Balm for lube!
#51 to #6 - luigiyoshi **User deleted account** (10/06/2013) [-]
God damn. My first run in with that stuff my lips were chapped and my dad kept carmex in his bathroom drawer, so I went in and that's all I saw and figured, "Alright, he found some new brand." My lips actually hurt they were so numb.
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#19 - adu (10/06/2013) [-]
Tried it at home.
#212 - Kabutops (10/06/2013) [-]
jalapenos wont fit for most of us.

others will have to hollow out a habanero or ghost chili

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