Oops. No, of course it's not mine.. CASTRATED i' ith!. How does one accidentally castrate someone else?


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#3 - orangepikmin (10/30/2013) [-]
How does one accidentally castrate someone else?
How does one accidentally castrate someone else?
User avatar #18 to #3 - xgreenmaidenx (10/30/2013) [-]
It happend over here in Sweden but to a woman.
She was about to look if her leg was fine or something ( don't remember ) but got confussed with another patient.

So if you are not aware what is happening in the hospital you're in, this can happen to you too..
User avatar #36 to #18 - pedrohfranco (10/30/2013) [-]
And where the **** they found the penis to cut off?
User avatar #31 to #3 - jackmanagan (10/30/2013) [-]
another case of Directions not clear enough.
#37 to #3 - hurrdurka (10/30/2013) [-]
A circumcision gone bad.
User avatar #53 to #37 - timmywankenobi (10/30/2013) [-]
you have to be a really bad surgeon to miss the foreskin and cut off the testicles.
User avatar #38 to #37 - ichies (10/30/2013) [-]
Wat, must've been performed with a machette.
#43 to #38 - hurrdurka (10/30/2013) [-]
Or the surgeon just happened to have parkinsons.
User avatar #113 to #43 - niggastolemyname (10/31/2013) [-]
Ha! I will comment to let him know I laughed!
cringe alert
User avatar #52 to #43 - timmywankenobi (10/30/2013) [-]
which caused him to miss the dick and cut off the balls ?
#57 to #52 - hurrdurka (10/30/2013) [-]
Not cut off, maybe grievously damage the area.
User avatar #65 to #57 - timmywankenobi (10/30/2013) [-]
hmm I guess it's possible.
User avatar #56 to #52 - mikelaboom (10/30/2013) [-]
**** happens
User avatar #58 to #56 - timmywankenobi (10/30/2013) [-]
well there was a case 10 years ago in texas with a drunk lady surgeon who cut off the penis and balls and killed the two day old baby. miraculously she kept her medical licence.
#64 to #58 - mikelaboom (10/30/2013) [-]
What in the actual 			****		. Well this is the closest I have to a reaction git fitting for this
What in the actual **** . Well this is the closest I have to a reaction git fitting for this
User avatar #67 to #64 - timmywankenobi (10/30/2013) [-]
ha that gif is awesome !
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User avatar #86 to #3 - doddythechef (10/31/2013) [-]
Studied this in psychology


This man lost his penis when he was 1 but shows how accidents can occur in operations
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User avatar #118 to #3 - miscarriage (10/31/2013) [-]
very carefully
I really don't know
#155 to #3 - europe (10/31/2013) [-]
Whenever surgery has to be performed it's written down on paper
Sadly these papers sometimes get mixed up
User avatar #107 to #3 - niggastolemyname (10/31/2013) [-]
Well, in Robert Liston's most famous case Liston amputated the leg in under 2.5 minutes (the patient died afterwards in the ward from hospital gangrene; they usually did in those pre-Listerian days). He amputated in addition the fingers of his young assistant (who died afterwards in the ward from hospital gangrene). He also slashed through the coat tails of a distinguished surgical spectator, who was so terrified that the knife had pierced his vitals he dropped dead from fright.
That was the only operation in history with a 300 percent mortality.
In his second most famous case he amputated the leg in 2.5 minutes, but in his enthusiasm the patient's testicles as well.**
User avatar #34 to #3 - Wumbologist (10/30/2013) [-]
Probably the same way one becomes a plot device so as to tell a joke.
#102 to #3 - passwordismine (10/31/2013) [-]
Ive heard a story of someone going in to get one of their newts cut off for cancer but the doctor ****** up and cut off the wrong one and ended up cutting both off
User avatar #108 to #102 - Dwarf (10/31/2013) [-]
#39 to #3 - gajolmand (10/30/2013) [-]
Things like this do happen...

User avatar #112 to #39 - niggastolemyname (10/31/2013) [-]
Are you ******* serious, first facebook comment at the bottom:
Katy McNaughton Hayes ·
I had the exact thing happen to me, I would like to talk to her. Please help!
proof she's legit
#131 to #112 - toiletpaperkid (10/31/2013) [-]
if that happened to her, how did she typed the comment???\
and am I ****** up if I laughed a little about it?
#80 to #39 - ehzio (10/31/2013) [-]
*****		 what the hell?
***** what the hell?
#69 to #39 - mitchr (10/30/2013) [-]
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#78 to #77 - mitchr (10/31/2013) [-]
Oh hey, I got an alert, what thread was this from- Nope.
Oh hey, I got an alert, what thread was this from- Nope.
User avatar #79 to #78 - ehzio (10/31/2013) [-]
Sorry buddy, I double clicked the wrong person, take this thumb however
#83 to #79 - mitchr (10/31/2013) [-]
Seeing as I have been resummoned, I must take the nuclear option. Everyone, I am sorry.   
May God have mercy on our many, many, many, many sins.
Seeing as I have been resummoned, I must take the nuclear option. Everyone, I am sorry.
May God have mercy on our many, many, many, many sins.
User avatar #109 to #39 - niggastolemyname (10/31/2013) [-]
No arms to blow your brains out
#97 to #93 - nickypickle (10/31/2013) [-]
>fox news
>fox news

fox ******* news
#137 to #97 - triggathepirate (10/31/2013) [-]
Why the 			****		 is this so funny?
Why the **** is this so funny?
User avatar #100 to #97 - azumeow (10/31/2013) [-]
Another site showing that its not nearly as cut-and-dry as that post claims it is:

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She spent days suffering before the amputation. It's pretty obvious that she had SOME serious infection.
User avatar #98 to #97 - azumeow (10/31/2013) [-]
>Implying that means it's automatically untrue.

It's not a politically charged article, which is where Fox usually pulls its blatantly biased BS.
User avatar #68 to #39 - neznanc **User deleted account** (10/30/2013) [-]
Good thing she wasn't deaf already or she couldn't talk to anyone to the rest of her life.
User avatar #42 to #39 - timmywankenobi (10/30/2013) [-]
wtf !
#70 to #3 - mitchr (10/31/2013) [-]
Maybe they're dwarves?
To explain: a person playing Dwarf Fortress decided to set up an experiment. He made a dwarf with no diagnosis skill chief doctor.

For a stubbed toe, the dwarf amputated both lungs, killing the patient.
User avatar #110 to #70 - niggastolemyname (10/31/2013) [-]
Oh my god those ******* dwarves have their priorities strait for sure
#4 to #3 - phynight (10/30/2013) [-]
I seem to recall a story of a man who got confused with a paedophile, they had the same surname or something. And in some places paedophiles are castrated.
#5 to #4 - kweel ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
I like the idea of pedophiles being castrated. I wish that the real punishment was that they were put in a cell with 5 ******* raping them everyday until the end of days
User avatar #6 to #5 - prepared (10/30/2013) [-]
What about wrongfully accused pedophiliacs(don't know the correct term)?
#7 to #6 - kweel ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
How am I to tell who is wrongfully accused or not. If they are deemed guilty by court and then later on it turns out they are innocent they get compensation as all other victims of wrongfully accusations.
User avatar #8 to #7 - prepared (10/30/2013) [-]
But can you really re-compensate castration?
#9 to #8 - kweel ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
Can you really compensate somebodys time with money? Can you compensate a 5 year sentence with 1 million dollars? There are things that cannot be compensated with money but this is better than nothing. And taking the risk of having a few cases where they were wrongfully accused over the risk of relesead "former" sexual predators molesting children again is worth it in my opinion
User avatar #51 to #9 - heartlessrobot (10/30/2013) [-]
I'd rather get the death sentence than castration. Hell, it might as well be a death sentence, I'd off myself afterwards anyways. Probably with explosives. In a populated area. After torturing to death those responsible for my castration.
#73 to #51 - kweel ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
I'll drink to that
User avatar #150 to #51 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
With testosterone treatments obviously paid for and prosetics it would be basically the same, but the memory would not go away.

Unless you want children of course.
User avatar #157 to #150 - heartlessrobot (10/31/2013) [-]
I'd still be missing a very large portion of any orgasm I somehow manage to have afterwards.
User avatar #17 to #9 - timmywankenobi (10/30/2013) [-]
you do know castration doesn't stop child molesters since it's a mental disorder it's their brains that are malfunctioning not their genitals also you do realize 68% of caught child molesters and rapist's are female right ? do we castrate them too ?
#19 to #17 - kweel ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
It wont cure them of their disorder, but it will make them lose their sexual apetite and thus are less likely to molest children. Even though it does not take the risk away completely
User avatar #20 to #19 - timmywankenobi (10/30/2013) [-]
well that's true I guess ,but why not just put them in like a private community where there are no children around ? or you know medicate them ? I mean we don't mutilate homosexuals for having a neurological/mental disorder do we ? Who are we to violently harm others for being ill ?
#22 to #20 - kweel ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
I think a castration procedure would not cause the person pain unless done without sedatives. And just because somebody is a pedophile does not mean that they are mentally ill. We percieve these people as mentally ill only because we ourselves could not understand their way of thinking. But they are the ones that made the choices and they put those kids through these traumas. So are they not guilty and should it not be shown that this kind of crime has severe punishment?
User avatar #74 to #22 - heartlessrobot (10/31/2013) [-]
And with or without pain, it is something horrible that I would not wish on even the worst scum on earth.
User avatar #151 to #74 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
Yet we do it to animals and they seem perfectly happy afterwards most of the time.
User avatar #158 to #151 - heartlessrobot (10/31/2013) [-]
I still think it's a sick thing to do to someone.
User avatar #24 to #22 - timmywankenobi (10/30/2013) [-]
but does not the fact that there way of thinking is incomprehensible prove they are ill to some extent and do we not have to treat the ill ? also putting the in prision for 20+ years is punishment ,castrating them is revenge there's a difference.
#26 to #24 - kweel ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
Its not revenge if its meant for the purpouse of removing their sexual lust. Since their sexual lust towards children is the problem. And I have a hard time believing that "treatment" will remove this lust. It's the same principle as sending people to dont be gay camp. And I do believe we should also try to treat them as treatment might have a chance of working.
User avatar #30 to #26 - timmywankenobi (10/30/2013) [-]
also there has been no proof that it completely removes the desire to molest children since as I stated that desire comes from the brain.
User avatar #29 to #26 - timmywankenobi (10/30/2013) [-]
yes give them pills ect to help them first and if that fails then maybe chemical castration as a last resort.
User avatar #10 to #9 - prepared (10/30/2013) [-]
I can agree to an extent. Some people would argue time is equivalent to money these days though.
#11 to #10 - kweel ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
Indeed they would, I think those people are lost and unaware of whats truly important in life and i pity them.
#12 to #11 - Bit (10/30/2013) [-]
What's truly important in life is children. Children are the future
User avatar #47 to #5 - heartlessrobot (10/30/2013) [-]
I'm not ok with anyone having their genitals damaged against their will for any reason.
User avatar #90 to #47 - azumeow (10/31/2013) [-]
User avatar #91 to #90 - heartlessrobot (10/31/2013) [-]
You know I'd never actually do something sexual to someone too young to actually consent, right? And I'd never rape anyone.
User avatar #16 to #5 - timmywankenobi (10/30/2013) [-]
I dunno It seem wrong to mutilate the mentally disturbed since pedophillia is a mental problem it's their brain that is in the wrong not their genitals.
#21 to #16 - kweel ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
mutilate? mentally disturbed? They have the illness of pedophelia? Just because their way of thinking stray to far away from what we accept as the norm does not mean that they are mentally ill and that should remove their guilt for their actions.
User avatar #23 to #21 - timmywankenobi (10/30/2013) [-]
Well what if your brain was messed up and told you to be sexually attracted to cats so due mainly to powerful impulses from you brain you go and have sex with a cat and are arrested for bestiality .now if you had a normal brain would have ever had sex with a cat ? no . therefore you are mentally ill as you brain is not functioning properly. Any mentality outside the accepted normal is treated as mental illness as you are malfunctioning.
#35 to #23 - robbuck (10/30/2013) [-]
your talking about pedophilia likes its a mental illness. but if thats the case then wouldnt gays be mentally ill too? they are both attracted to things they shouldnt be and yet we still accept gays. its only a matter of time before pedophilia is ok too.
User avatar #40 to #35 - timmywankenobi (10/30/2013) [-]
Homosexuality is technically a neurological and hormonal disorder that develops in the womb and cannot be repaired. My point was exactly that we don't mutilate homosexual men or women for their illness or people who are attracted to animals or even most serial rapists . While I concede it s not safe to leave pedophiles near children I Ask does that give us the right to mutilate them against their will ? who are we to make such judgement's ? If a Person doesn't like gay people and finds them immoral does he have the right to castrate them ?
#127 to #40 - robbuck (10/31/2013) [-]
homosexuality does not develop in the womb. that has never been scientifically proven. it is usually somthing that occurs because of upbringing
User avatar #128 to #127 - timmywankenobi (10/31/2013) [-]
it's not 100% conclusive but the science is strong.
#25 to #23 - kweel ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
There are no rights and wrongs friend, we are barely following the general consenus of behaviour that we have decided to be "ok". The function of the brain is not decreased just because somebody has a sexual affinity for something. Some people like pancakes, some people dont. Some people like hitler, some people hate hitler. Difference=/= insanity
User avatar #32 to #25 - shamrockd [OP](10/30/2013) [-]
Gonna jump in here and say that the statement "There are no rights and wrongs" is definitely wrong.
User avatar #27 to #25 - timmywankenobi (10/30/2013) [-]
but when the difference is huge and completely un-natural it is a good bet that indiviual is malfunctioning. most peoples brains have a set guidelines that they follow roughly if someones brain goes way off the guidelines they are considered ill.
User avatar #55 to #4 - rokkarokkaali (10/30/2013) [-]
So if I want to get castrated for free, I'd just go and rape someone? That's a 2 in 1.
User avatar #92 to #55 - heartlessrobot (10/31/2013) [-]
Who would actually want to be castrated?
#116 to #92 - phynight (10/31/2013) [-]
Obsessive health freaks, eunuchs live about 9 years longer on average I think.
User avatar #147 to #116 - wallbuilder (10/31/2013) [-]
I was under the impression that eunuchs and those who have been castratees are different things? Eunuchs having had their penis cut off, not their balls.
User avatar #136 to #116 - timmywankenobi (10/31/2013) [-]
but with a miryad of new illnesses like heart diseases and extreme loss of bone density extreme depression, hot flashes, mood swings, loss of ambition, loss of muscle mass, increased chances of bladder of urinary tract infection. It's not how long you live it the quality of your life.
User avatar #94 to #92 - rokkarokkaali (10/31/2013) [-]
Soon to be rapists.
User avatar #95 to #94 - heartlessrobot (10/31/2013) [-]
I really doubt any male would willingly give up his junk unless he's getting a sex change.
#2 - baitdoesnttalkback (10/30/2013) [-]
He's probably not the father
#28 to #2 - ylegrand (10/30/2013) [-]
so suave
User avatar #120 to #2 - makethingsworse (10/31/2013) [-]
Is that Harrison Ford? Why would you block out his last name like that?
#123 to #2 - cazabrow ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
" - everyone"
" - everyone"
User avatar #89 to #2 - demonnugget (10/31/2013) [-]
The best part about that picture is that it says JV football
#82 - themodyourgod (10/31/2013) [-]
MFW Americans call 'snippy-slippy no more tippy' castration
#99 to #82 - kaiserocten (10/31/2013) [-]
I'm sure we call that circumcision
#75 - zombiefied (10/31/2013) [-]
what a RIP OFF
#44 - heartlessrobot (10/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #135 to #44 - lilslugger (10/31/2013) [-]
Imagine being able to punch anyone without repercussions but you had to wear a glove so that they dont feel pain. Now imagine that same situation but you paying someone money to allow you to remove the glove and make people feel what they have coming.
That is sex without balls
User avatar #156 to #135 - heartlessrobot (10/31/2013) [-]
I imagine it's more along the lines of never really being aroused again and never having a satisfying orgasm again.
User avatar #159 to #156 - lilslugger (10/31/2013) [-]
Its not like that, sex with a condom can feel dull since you lose some of the best feeling. Plus you save 2x the amount of money
User avatar #160 to #159 - heartlessrobot (10/31/2013) [-]
But a lot of my fantasies involve copious amounts of jizz.
User avatar #161 to #160 - lilslugger (11/01/2013) [-]
You can still jizz, its just blank
User avatar #163 to #161 - heartlessrobot (11/01/2013) [-]
I prefer having a full set with full feeling, and I prefer my males with a full set with full feeling.
User avatar #103 - mrsixinch (10/31/2013) [-]
Hey, FJ, did you hear what happened to the bad circumcisionist?

He got the sack!
#1 - dsgbiohazard (10/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #13 - timmywankenobi (10/30/2013) [-]
umm He would get a butt load of money if that happened like millions of dollars .
User avatar #14 to #13 - shamrockd [OP](10/30/2013) [-]
But would it be worth it?

I say no.
User avatar #15 to #14 - timmywankenobi (10/30/2013) [-]
well no .
User avatar #46 to #15 - stevenrm **User deleted account** (10/30/2013) [-]
you could buy a new, bigger dick with that
User avatar #48 to #46 - timmywankenobi (10/30/2013) [-]
they cut off his balls not his dick.
User avatar #49 to #48 - stevenrm **User deleted account** (10/30/2013) [-]
well ****
User avatar #50 to #49 - timmywankenobi (10/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #59 to #50 - russiangirl (10/30/2013) [-]
Hey, if he went gay I don't think that'd be a problem.
User avatar #60 to #59 - timmywankenobi (10/30/2013) [-]
I don't think you can just go gay.
User avatar #61 to #60 - russiangirl (10/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, welp, no hope.
User avatar #62 to #61 - timmywankenobi (10/30/2013) [-]
well he could try testosterone patches to get erections. but no kids ever.
User avatar #71 to #62 - swagasauruss (10/31/2013) [-]
do..you think getting your balls cut off means you cant get hard...
User avatar #72 to #71 - timmywankenobi (10/31/2013) [-]
you kinda need the testosterone and stuff the testicles produced to maintain erections.
User avatar #63 to #62 - russiangirl (10/30/2013) [-]
But wouldn't that hurt, not having cum yet getting a erection?
User avatar #66 to #63 - timmywankenobi (10/30/2013) [-]
maybe ..I dunno .
#54 to #13 - SomeSortofBacon (10/30/2013) [-]
Still no balls mate
Still no balls mate
#144 - redbannerman (10/31/2013) [-]
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Looks like he won't have the balls to go back to THAT hospital again.

Yes, I'm glad I'm an idiot. It feels like success.
#129 - mrbimbim (10/31/2013) [-]
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#121 - whitie ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
#145 - fourchaners (10/31/2013) [-]
**fourchaners rolls 87**
User avatar #114 - rinzuulio (10/31/2013) [-]
Now how in the hell did that woman not realize her man had no balls for 10 months then thought it would be okay to announce "I'm pregnant"!

...Wait. She's blonde. Nevermind. Carry on people.
#117 - osusuckeyes (10/31/2013) [-]
I'm assuming they mean a vasectomy. Castration is getting rid of his balls. HERP DEE DERP
User avatar #141 to #117 - Crusader (10/31/2013) [-]
chemical castration
#153 - ludislavonac (10/31/2013) [-]
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#143 - head (10/31/2013) [-]
**head rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at Fite me irl fggot **
How would she have not known that he was castrated?
#139 - bdowns (10/31/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #4138852 at Friendly ** ruined mah day
User avatar #122 - cazabrow ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
How did his wife not notice his lack of balls?
#126 to #122 - amuzen (10/31/2013) [-]
Maybe the put em back on? Like I imagine if they can take em off and they're already in a hospital why not? OR MAYBE HE HAS ROBOT CYBORG BALLS!
User avatar #140 to #122 - Crusader (10/31/2013) [-]
Not a complete castration?
He could have been chemically castrated
#119 - bvsfang (10/31/2013) [-]
MFW they cut off muh balls
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