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One of my favorites. . Anonymous 04/ 1 3/ 1 5( Mon) 23: 34: 04 r: -stay in hostel, first day just walk around, notice some clubs and brothels r: -figure I' ll g

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Anonymous 04/ 1 3/ 1 5( Mon) 23: 34: 04
r: -stay in hostel, first day just
walk around, notice some clubs
and brothels
r: -figure I' ll go to club and try to
talk up a girl, and if that fails I' ll atleast hit up a
brothel
r: -night corneth, go to closest club
r: -can hear music from outside, no a
bouncer outside
r: -this guy is ******* ripped, has 3 inches on rale
atleast (irn 6' 2)
r: -long hair
r: -long beard
r: -beard braided to a point
r: -nordic blood flowing strong
batist ******* viking blocking rrly entrance to the
club
r: -get up to door expecting to be turned away
r: -what a twist, lets rale in no problem
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Submitted:	10/29/2015

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#3 - rockergamer (10/29/2015) [-]

after reading so many reposts

i've started recognizing a lot of these stories after reading only a few sentences

i might be saving myself some grief

but god damn i need to go outside

#43 to #3 - mrfrreshh (10/30/2015) [-]

Same. i wasn't sure if it was going to be the one where he is a vodka bottle or this one

#64 to #43 - hdxn (10/30/2015) [-]

Thats because they cut the part where he says hes going to ao amserdam or somtin

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#6 - ldnelson (10/30/2015) [-]

mfw I got invested in this story

#22 to #6 - gayhorsedallar (10/30/2015) [-]

jarvan is that you?

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#29 to #22 - aangbingo (10/30/2015) [-]

"Haha, looks like a character from a game I play. I should reference them!"
You ******* *********** and DOTArds are all the same.

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#31 to #29 - anon (10/30/2015) [-]

"wow this person likes something I don't like, how dare he !"

also **** you for blocking me

#32 to #31 - gayhorsedallar (10/30/2015) [-]

Could be worse

I could be a funnyjunker going mental over a comment someone made lmao

#34 to #32 - gayhorsedallar (10/30/2015) [-]

Directed at #29 not 31 I'm bad at this xD

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#33 to #31 - arreatface (10/30/2015) [-]

it's-a-me, mario

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#36 to #31 - aangbingo (10/30/2015) [-]

I don't even know who you are, faget.
Getting upset over a block just goes to show why I blocked you, prissy **** .

#70 to #36 - flybager ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]

#69 to #36 - flybager ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]

#37 to #29 - leetabix (10/30/2015) [-]

puu.sh/l3gRZ/85d4f06adc.jpg My hypocritical faggot detector just exploded.

#39 to #37 - leetabix (10/30/2015) [-]

Of course he blocks me, took 1 minute to call him out on his ******** feelsgoodman.whatacunt

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#40 to #37 - aangbingo (10/30/2015) [-]

Also, ******* .
That's not hypocrisy. I was calling out CS:GO players for assuming they're better than MOBA players, which I also hate.
They're all lumped together in their little xenophobic hugboxes.
Kindly **** the frick off.

#56 to #40 - cloakndagger (10/30/2015) [-]

**** the frick off? Holy **** , Captain Autismo, did you just learn how to cuss?

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#57 to #56 - aangbingo (10/30/2015) [-]

The fact that you don't know what **** the frick off means you're a normie.
**** off.

#58 to #57 - cloakndagger (10/30/2015) [-]

How's it feel to meet someone with a life?

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#59 to #58 - aangbingo (10/30/2015) [-]

I honestly don't give a **** about your inflated ego.

#60 to #59 - cloakndagger (10/30/2015) [-]

K. Least I'm not raging at people for pointless **** . My case for you being autistic still stands.

#67 to #59 - cloakndagger (10/31/2015) [-]

Btw, funny **** . We both keep it civil and don't thumb eachother at all, but as soon as I start getting thumbed up, you thumb me down. Nothing but love for you, buddy, hope your ass starts feeling better.

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#38 to #37 - aangbingo (10/30/2015) [-]

The fact that you're going through old comments to find arguments makes you pretty pathetic, lmao.

#68 to #38 - flybager ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]

#71 to #29 - flybager ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]

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#2 - anon (10/29/2015) [-]

*scrolls down before reading*

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#28 to #2 - anon (10/30/2015) [-]

I don't get why people read the ending first. Isn't it more fun to try and figure it out before you reach the end? Also sometimes the ending is funny once you get there and reading the punchline first of course ruins the joke. Why are some of you guys such partypoopers?

#50 to #28 - limb ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-]

I just like to read them and enjoy the ride.

#61 to #50 - anon (10/30/2015) [-]

Exactly!

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#7 - captaingrif (10/30/2015) [-]

**captaingrif used "*roll picture*"**
**captaingrif rolled image**That was 10/10

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#8 to #7 - greyhoundfd (10/30/2015) [-]

Your comment is confusing me.

#49 to #8 - anon (10/30/2015) [-]

he got a bad roll

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#5 - jacodpwns (10/29/2015) [-]

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#25 - anon (10/30/2015) [-]

rule one of greentexts: if they mention a name, said name is either main part of the plot twist punchline (90% of the time, 100% if it's a weird name) or you gotta prepare for feels