One in the hand, is worth five online. Sorry for the length, not all stories will be this long... Future stories I can tell Swedish Erotica The thankful youth The mother, daughter tag-team My worst customer ever whichever one receives the most votes I'll upl One in the hand is worth five online Sorry for length not all stories will be this long Future I can tell Swedish Erotica The thankful youth mother daughter tag-team My worst customer ever whichever one receives most votes I'll upl
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#2 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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(01/21/2014) [+] (199 replies)
stickied by tripscausedthis
Future stories I can tell

*Swedish Erotica
*The thankful youth
*The mother, daughter tag-team
*My worst customer ever

whichever one receives the most votes I'll upload next. I have hundreds of stories after 7 years, 4 jobs, and self employment in this industry and will continue to tell them for as long as I have an audience.
#197 to #2 - damgas
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(01/21/2014) [-]
All of them
#234 to #2 - alphanet ONLINE
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(01/21/2014) [-]
All of them sound intereting go on.. tell us a story mister!
#340 to #2 - cubbythechainsaw
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(01/21/2014) [-]
For the love of the lawd, please continue.
For the love of the lawd, please continue.
#444 to #2 - zeref
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(01/21/2014) [-]
I would love to hear the swedish erotice one. Also thanks for sharing these stories with us.
#526 to #2 - sneakychicken
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(01/21/2014) [-]
mother daughter tag team for sure!
#578 to #2 - alexanderthefunny
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(01/22/2014) [-]
**alexanderthefunny rolls 19** dubs and you post a pic
#584 to #578 - yourfutureson
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(01/22/2014) [-]
He posted one on his other story
#407 to #2 - anon
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Tag team, for ten
#155 to #2 - tundertail
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(01/21/2014) [-]
the mother, daughter tag-team
#500 to #2 - droner
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Mother daughter tag team
#80 to #2 - convex
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Mother, daughter tag team!
#113 to #2 - brothergrimm
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(01/21/2014) [-]
i gotta go with mother daughter tag team
#30 to #2 - sabdoor
Reply +32
(01/21/2014) [-]
Swedes or Tag-team
#136 to #2 - iceholder
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Definitely the tag-team.
#127 to #2 - becke
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(01/21/2014) [-]
More please
#19 to #2 - hildur
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(01/21/2014) [-]
I say you do all of them, this is ******* great man
#102 to #2 - ThatsMyFaceWhen
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Tag-team, no contest
#70 to #2 - anon
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Tag-team lmao
#7 to #2 - PArmageddon loaded
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(01/21/2014) [-]
If you were to number them 1,2,3,4 i'd personally say 3 then 2 then 4 then 1.
#537 to #2 - bogdaneight ONLINE
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(01/21/2014) [-]
I vote for Swedish Erotica. That one should be good.
#237 to #2 - mooproxy
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Is "All of the Above" and option?
#456 to #2 - iphoneguy
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Holy **** post all of them
#21 to #2 - horsefear ONLINE
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(01/21/2014) [-]
All of 'em!
#381 to #2 - Riukanojutsu
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(01/21/2014) [-]
tag team
#461 to #2 - akirafudo ONLINE
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(01/21/2014) [-]
*The mother, daughter tag-team
#312 to #2 - granath
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Since I'm from Sweden, I must vote on erotica
#264 to #2 - shamallamalandon
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(01/21/2014) [-]
#221 to #2 - ompalomper
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(01/21/2014) [-]
i am swedish so the swedish erotica seems like a must read
#432 to #2 - vanfredrik
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Nice story bro, loving your content. I work in IT myself, but I work mostly with servers so it's not the same kind of work, nor the same type of customers! haha   
   
The mother, daughter tag-team please
Nice story bro, loving your content. I work in IT myself, but I work mostly with servers so it's not the same kind of work, nor the same type of customers! haha

The mother, daughter tag-team please
#171 to #2 - neptunetouranus
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(01/21/2014) [-]
i think it would be easier to let people vote if you stickied them all as different comments and had people vote for them that way
#426 to #2 - bobthedilder
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Mother daughter tag team
#108 to #2 - meierme
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(01/21/2014) [-]
i vote all!
#414 to #2 - mcsquishin
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Mother daughter tag team. Not even a competition there bro.
#625 to #2 - cjasper
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(01/22/2014) [-]
*Swedish Erotica you say....
#378 to #2 - squidamon
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(01/21/2014) [-]
All of the above, but i'd say either Mother Daughter or Worst customer next
All of the above, but i'd say either Mother Daughter or Worst customer next
#178 to #2 - anon
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(01/21/2014) [-]
This is gold, keep'em coming!
#288 to #2 - gravediggernalk
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(01/21/2014) [-]
The mother, daughter tag-team
#118 to #2 - dross
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(01/21/2014) [-]
You... I like your ****. More. Don't care what type.
You... I like your ****. More. Don't care what type.
#79 to #2 - dontknowmeatall
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(01/21/2014) [-]
mother daughter, please mother daughter!
#567 to #2 - andypanda
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(01/22/2014) [-]
mother-daughter tag team plz
you're stories are awesome bro thanks for sharing!
#540 to #2 - badmotorfinger
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(01/21/2014) [-]
all. all of them.
#533 to #2 - yuukoku
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(01/21/2014) [-]
I was considering "the thankful youth," but "Mother Daughter" sounds fun and strangely arousing.
#439 to #2 - XxLawlietsBitchxX
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(01/21/2014) [-]
None of those. Give us your personal favorite. I trust your judgement.
#480 to #439 - huzibizi
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(01/21/2014) [-]
this
#486 to #2 - taurusguy
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Dear god i hope you will do them all eventually. I want to hear about two of them...who the **** am i kidding, i want to hear them all.
#350 to #2 - stabbedinthecrotch
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Do this list in reverse please.   
   
Thanks for the awesome stories.
Do this list in reverse please.

Thanks for the awesome stories.
#451 to #2 - drunkenskunk
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Yes please
#77 to #2 - nebuelaeus
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(01/21/2014) [-]
definitely the mother daughter tag team.
#436 to #2 - decore
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(01/21/2014) [-]
swedish erotica
#547 to #2 - callmefrosty
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(01/21/2014) [-]
SWEDISH EROTICA
#360 to #2 - ariplayer
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(01/21/2014) [-]
mom and daughter tag team hue hue
#506 to #2 - development
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Let's go with the Mother-Daughter.
#328 to #2 - krasnogvardiech
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(01/21/2014) [-]
All of these. Do it. Godspeed.
#478 to #2 - funnyjunktitan
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(01/21/2014) [-]
mother daughter sounds good
#266 to #2 - ineedthistothumb
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(01/21/2014) [-]
This was such a good story.

The mother daughter tag-team next please!
#446 to #2 - kombee ONLINE
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(01/21/2014) [-]
The thankful youth. Kinda curious as to what it is, though I hope it isn't something nasty
#226 to #2 - jazzytheferret
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(01/21/2014) [-]
"The Thankful Youth" please. Could you tag so the people who requested can see?
#427 to #2 - kanedam
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(01/21/2014) [-]
worst customer
mother daughter
thankful youth
swedish erotica

in that order.
and of course: all your pics!
and damn man, you got a hell lot of thumbs... respect. nice content!
#212 to #2 - thepollock
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(01/21/2014) [-]
I was going to say Swedish Erotica... but

MOTHER DAUGHTER TAG TEAM!!!!!
#408 to #2 - iveseensomethings
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(01/21/2014) [-]
do I even have to say it? of course I do "mother/daughter tag team!"
#189 to #2 - werewulft
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(01/21/2014) [-]
This is gonna be fun can't wait for the next update.
#405 to #2 - LegititmateKyle
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Mother daughter tag-team.
#149 to #2 - seaofcoltrane
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(01/21/2014) [-]
**seaofcoltrane rolls 68** Dubs for The mother, daughter tag team
**seaofcoltrane rolls 68** Dubs for The mother, daughter tag team
#392 to #2 - mcrut
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(01/21/2014) [-]
that wasn't your worst customer ever?
#123 to #2 - rheago
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Tell them all
#387 to #2 - sonicthefast
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(01/21/2014) [-]
worst customer sounds good.
#72 to #2 - tehnatural
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(01/21/2014) [-]
SWEDISH EROTICA!
#372 to #2 - AlexPaincakes ONLINE
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Tell. Them. All.
#4 to #2 - cloooud
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(01/21/2014) [-]
The thankful youth
#331 to #2 - godlydesu
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Mother Daughter tag team
#535 to #2 - anon
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(01/21/2014) [-]
All of them, I'm planning on going into this field as well, good to know thy enemy.
#299 to #2 - donatelo
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(01/21/2014) [-]
mother daughter tag team!!!
#204 to #2 - Welshhobo
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Please use a readable, clean font next time
#247 to #204 - iamkagji
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Dude, it's just times new roman in italics. Perfectly clean and readable
#291 to #2 - haidbz
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(01/21/2014) [-]
My vote goes for The Mother, Daughter Tag-team.
#126 to #2 - anon
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Oh god please put up more
#270 to #2 - folkflunky
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(01/21/2014) [-]
I request for worst customer ever.
I work repairing computers as well, and the good part is that no one is as bad as douchebro, but 90% of the people are idiots and insult me because of their own stupidity.

Study System Engineering they said, you'll work in game companies they said.
#46 to #2 - thesaminator
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(01/21/2014) [-]
I'd like tag team for 400
#263 to #2 - kanadetenshi
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(01/21/2014) [-]
"Mother-Daughter tag team"

I feel like this one would be hilarious yet dissapointing at the same time.
#594 to #2 - mrevitcartta
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Mother daughter tag-team please. It sounds...promising.
#240 to #2 - styxenstones
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(01/21/2014) [-]
I'm stuck between "My worst customer ever" and "The mother, daughter tag-team". Either one seems funny.
#294 to #240 - klick ONLINE
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(01/21/2014) [-]
I'm in the same boat.

Maybe mother daughter tag team, THEN worst customer ever
#577 to #2 - tacticalhog
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Worst costumer ever please?
#230 to #2 - damncheese
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Dude, you are my new reason to log on Funnyjunk now.   
   
I LOVE YOU   
   
i would like ''My worst customer ever'' next please
Dude, you are my new reason to log on Funnyjunk now.

I LOVE YOU

i would like ''My worst customer ever'' next please
#546 to #2 - gadgetzan
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Swedish Erotica plz
#74 to #2 - Thricedead
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Tag team>Swedish>Worst customer>youth
#534 to #2 - theblacksheep
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(01/21/2014) [-]
the thankful youth
#17 to #2 - alreadyexiststho
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(01/21/2014) [-]
swedish erotica!
#28 to #17 - lecorbi
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(01/21/2014) [-]
yee swedish erotica!
#532 to #2 - tweetieh
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(01/21/2014) [-]
lets see if we can make sure they all get equal thumbs, cus i wanna hear them all !
#5 to #2 - bild
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Swedish Erotica!

and by the way, how could you deal with such a subhuman creature and how much did you let him pay for the laptop?
#14 to #5 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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(01/21/2014) [-]
I don't know what he paid originally, but 7 years ago when this took place, a backup was worth $80 and a restore was $90. He paid the total $150 on the first visit but ended up with a $200 external hard drive for free.
#519 to #2 - thematthew
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(01/21/2014) [-]
you have to save the worst for last
#554 to #2 - nommonsterbaa
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(01/22/2014) [-]
He wasn't your worst ever?
#475 to #2 - thisisbait
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(01/21/2014) [-]
mother-daughter tag team, what the ******* ****
#510 to #2 - megaflak
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Worst customer ever! Also, make a channel for it, that would be great!
#452 to #2 - Dinmiller
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Had to log in, like and subscribe. I work in I.T. as well so this just cracks me up.
#473 to #2 - WillWalrus
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Worst customer ever sounds nice.
Worst customer ever sounds nice.
#447 to #2 - opsbuttbuddy
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(01/21/2014) [-]
just a pointer, please change the background and font to something more readable, kinda irritates my eyes
#419 to #2 - faithrider
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(01/21/2014) [-]
the thankful youth seems like a good story, but everyone always wants to know about the worst customer. and besides that, why not use all of them
#443 to #2 - shizzowolf
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(01/21/2014) [-]
I want the worst customer how can i vote
#416 to #2 - omnomonramen
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(01/21/2014) [-]
worst customer ever
#391 to #2 - thesoulless
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(01/21/2014) [-]
You should just do as many as you can.
#415 to #2 - FUUUU
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Worst customer ever!
#374 to #2 - lotengo
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Start with the mother daughter story, its 1 of my many fetishes.

also, plz pm me the dick in hand pic, im making a folder
#412 to #2 - deviroux
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Oh god worst customer
#351 to #2 - jalthelas
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Do them all. Start with mother-daughter tag team.
#410 to #2 - hrx
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(01/21/2014) [-]
do the worst customer ever brah
#338 to #2 - HOBOwithISSUES
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(01/21/2014) [-]
The mother daughter tag team

Also, If wanted top get involved in this field of work, repairing computers, is there anything special I would need to know prior or have any degrees under my belt or would i just be trained in the shop that hires me? Computer plus or geek squad to be exact.
#409 to #2 - bariummanisback
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(01/21/2014) [-]
tag team
#317 to #2 - shadowkingdr
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(01/21/2014) [-]
a̴̪͋̔̓ḻ̹̄͑̾ͥ͒̓͐̐̀l̮̊̐͑̌͒͑ͪ͘ ͛̾̉ͦ̈́҉̸̢̟o̹ͮͤ͢f̴̜̌̅ ̥̠͊̽t͐҉̦̦̕h̲̑ȩ͖͕̮̠̉̔͆̾̒͢ ̤̂̑ͣa̷̹͈̠̥͊͛͌ͩ̅ͮ̊ͨ͘͡b͕̱̊̅͋ō̷̍̃̚ ̟̜̤͕v̮̏ͤ̍̕͢ȅ̱͕ͨ̎̅̍ ͖͐̄
̟̤̘̮̮̂͐ͣx̴̱̘͐̾̓͑̃̓͂ͦ͛͢ ̱͔̜̤͖̥͛̈͑̾͐͗̆ͤ͡1̮̜͕͖̑͋͞0̠̇ͪ̏̅̌͢0 ̪̮͎͕̄̋̿ͬ̕0̴̨̨̭̥̀́ͪ̎̇ͨ́ͭ0̸͔̘͐ͫ 0̴̡͎̮̟̽0̵̗̦̠̥̹̏̓̐̈ͤ͑͋̚͝0̷͕ͨͨ̊̄̇͂͌̿0̎̉ ̟̥̒̋0̴̥̥͊͛͑ͫ̊ͪͪ͌0̥̹͎̯͕̐ͩ̇ͣ̀̇
#401 to #2 - rinaz
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Worst customer ever tho
#303 to #2 - departed
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(01/21/2014) [-]
**departed rolls 84** Dubs dubs dubs, and Swedish Erotica
#400 to #2 - angrybarts
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(01/21/2014) [-]
If this ***** wasnt your worst customer then i NEED to hear your worst customer story
#241 to #2 - alstorp
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(01/21/2014) [-]
**alstorp rolls 32** Dubs and The mother, daughter tag-team
#396 to #2 - imjustauser
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(01/21/2014) [-]
I'd vote for the worst customer ever.
#231 to #2 - jokervsbatsy
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Tag team, then swedish erotica , then whatever you want     
   
looking forward to it
Tag team, then swedish erotica , then whatever you want

looking forward to it
#394 to #2 - afroadam
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(01/21/2014) [-]
mother daughter tag team
mother daughter tag team
#225 to #2 - chocolatewhite
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(01/21/2014) [-]
All of them please.
#386 to #2 - luckyspirit
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Mother daughter tag-team
#213 to #2 - BerryLicious
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(01/21/2014) [-]
If you're telling them, I'll read them. That ****** hilarious bro
#385 to #2 - jellytamer
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(01/21/2014) [-]
mother daughter tag team!
#202 to #2 - jimjoejohnson
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(01/21/2014) [-]
This is awesome, can't wait for more.
#382 to #2 - zafara
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Well, Swedish Erotica sounds pretty interesting, although I would like to hear about the worst customer ever, if you wouldn't mind.
#194 to #2 - thenewgizmobox
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(01/21/2014) [-]
worst customer ever, please keep doing these.
#379 to #2 - lordoxygen
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Goddamn, January is pretty good on content.
Goddamn, January is pretty good on content.
#188 to #2 - McFuckUp
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Mother daughter tag team
#371 to #2 - godsgrace
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(01/21/2014) [-]
worst customer ever
#157 to #2 - xgrandmoffx
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(01/21/2014) [-]
The thankful youth. I'd like to read all of them, but this is my first choice.
#359 to #2 - legolasor
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Dude, I need that mother daughter tag team
#130 to #2 - ballwaffle
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(01/21/2014) [-]
i demand moar
#356 to #2 - kwizzy
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(01/21/2014) [-]
*The mother, daughter tag-team
#124 to #2 - nid
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(01/21/2014) [-]
**nid rolls 87** double dubs for tag team?
#125 to #124 - nid
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(01/21/2014) [-]
#273 to #2 - zzforrest
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(01/21/2014) [-]
This is glorious, friend.
Mother, daughter tag-team plz.
#110 to #2 - tormain
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Swedish Erotica
#224 to #2 - stanleys
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Mother daughter tag-team, final answer!
#107 to #2 - cannibalvegan ONLINE
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(01/21/2014) [-]
What the hell could "Swedish Erotica" be? I'm more curious than I should be.
#219 to #2 - DontDeleteMeAgain
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(01/21/2014) [-]
im gonna put my vote down for worst customer ever
#51 to #2 - nao
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Bring us the dirtiest one you have !
#217 to #2 - skeptical
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(01/21/2014) [-]
mother-daughter, sounds promising
#16 to #2 - rugyakuku
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Im just glad to be here
#215 to #2 - admiralen
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(01/21/2014) [-]
**admiralen rolls 490** pray to god for trips and mother daughter tag team
#218 to #215 - admiralen
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(01/21/2014) [-]
well ****, hopefully still tag team though.   
here have some rape
well ****, hopefully still tag team though.
here have some rape
#227 to #218 - jazzytheferret
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(01/21/2014) [-]
<referencing gif. After the ult combo on karthus, top and bot lane were both taken by blue team in 1 minute; they also got a free dragon.
#228 to #227 - admiralen
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(01/21/2014) [-]
worth it
#634 to #2 - texasbarbie
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Mother daughter tag-team..
#208 to #2 - stonedphilosopher
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(01/21/2014) [-]
my vote is yes
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#200 to #2 - nemesys
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#492 to #2 - anon
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Swedish Erotica
#183 to #2 - sierramike
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Mother daughter tag team, save the worst one for last!
#335 to #2 - anon
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Mother-daughter tag team, NOW!!! lol
#144 to #2 - mans
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(01/21/2014) [-]
swedish erotica? that's .. intriguing ..
#190 to #2 - anon
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(01/21/2014) [-]
worst customer ever then mother daughter tag-team!
#141 to #2 - sirbrentcoe
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Swedish erotica. do you really have to ask? i mean make the rest, but Swedish erotica.
Swedish erotica. do you really have to ask? i mean make the rest, but Swedish erotica.
#147 to #2 - anon
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(01/21/2014) [-]
mother daughter tag team
#133 to #2 - ninjason
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(01/21/2014) [-]
idc which one you upload next just do it fast man!
#99 to #2 - anon
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(01/21/2014) [-]
too bad that didn't actually happen, but it's still a cool story. Harry Potter didn't happen and people still like reading those stories etc, if you know what i mean
#104 to #99 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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(01/21/2014) [-]
i'm not sure why you would feel the need to validate truth in anything on the internet. for all you know I could actually be a 10 year old kid with a passion for writing or...maybe its true but its the ******* internet so just read it.
#132 to #2 - bouchievas
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(01/21/2014) [-]
the mother daughter tag team peaks my interests
#457 to #2 - twofreegerbils
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#490 to #457 - mistafishy
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Whoa...
#656 to #457 - shamallamalandon
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#657 to #656 - twofreegerbils
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#658 to #657 - shamallamalandon
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(01/22/2014) [-]
are you serious? why would I be interested in whether or not he has child porn? thats sick and twisted.
#659 to #658 - twofreegerbils
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#661 to #659 - pizzaweed ONLINE
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(01/23/2014) [-]
I worry about you twofreegerbils...
#662 to #661 - twofreegerbils
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#660 to #659 - shamallamalandon
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(01/22/2014) [-]
I find a fact such as that neither interesting nor useful, so no. and whether its a "blanket term" or not, its still wrong. children are children.
#663 to #660 - twofreegerbils
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#666 to #663 - shamallamalandon
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(01/27/2014) [-]
so what you're saying is that your a perv who likes CP, and argues why its ok to make himself feel better about it?
#667 to #666 - twofreegerbils
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#668 to #667 - shamallamalandon
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(01/27/2014) [-]
how old are you?
#669 to #668 - twofreegerbils
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#670 to #669 - shamallamalandon
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(01/27/2014) [-]
just tell me, how old are you?
#671 to #670 - twofreegerbils
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#129 to #2 - incoming
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(01/21/2014) [-]
It all sounds good how 'bout Swedish erotica?
#119 to #2 - funnyjunkforlife
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(01/21/2014) [-]
**funnyjunkforlife rolls 66** DUBS AND ITS TAG TEAM
#121 to #119 - funnyjunkforlife
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(01/21/2014) [-]
aww yea dubs on my birthday
#203 to #121 - ViXi
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Happy Birthday
#421 to #121 - popnotes
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Shut up faggot nobody cares god just kill yourself already you worthless neckbeard

Happy birthday, sir. c:
#422 to #421 - funnyjunkforlife
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(01/21/2014) [-]
hay!   
i do not have a neckbeard   
and thank you
hay!
i do not have a neckbeard
and thank you
#491 to #121 - hammywh
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(01/21/2014) [-]
happy birthday buddy, here's some cuteness
happy birthday buddy, here's some cuteness
#518 to #121 - theincrediblemrk
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Happy birthday.
#487 to #121 - funnyrage
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(01/21/2014) [-]
H-HAPPY BIRTHDAY SENPAI!

****** the last one up.
#495 to #487 - funnyjunkforlife
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(01/21/2014) [-]
thanks
i know what u wrote
#497 to #495 - funnyrage
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(01/21/2014) [-]
yeah, i ****** the first one up and while uploading i saw a better pic to use, so it crosses out the first one.
#499 to #497 - funnyjunkforlife
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(01/21/2014) [-]
its alright senpai forgives u funnyrage-kun
its alright senpai forgives u funnyrage-kun
#431 to #121 - ffffyou
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(01/21/2014) [-]
stealing the show
#403 to #121 - rinaz
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(01/21/2014) [-]
'appy birthday, m8
#383 to #121 - needmesomebacon
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Happy Birthday!
#308 to #121 - stripey
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(01/21/2014) [-]
happy bday
#296 to #121 - irishlawyer
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Happy Birthday bro, and thanks for choosing the one that I was hoping for
#292 to #121 - pizzaweed ONLINE
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Happy Birthday!

Watch out for Lorena Bobbitt
#131 to #121 - benjamins ONLINE
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Happy birthday bro, GET OUT!
#627 to #121 - butiloveu
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Sorry, I'm late.
Sorry, I'm late.
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#170 to #119 - imafuckingviking
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(01/21/2014) [-]
can't argue with that
#508 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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(01/21/2014) [+] (7 replies)
stickied by tripscausedthis
#612 to #508 - tyroneisanigger
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Fake, but funny.
#555 to #508 - xeternalx **User deleted account**
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(01/22/2014) [-]
you beautiful man.
#568 to #508 - jasohazard
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(01/22/2014) [-]
I hear stories from my friend who works in a computer store and some crazy **** he has seen, apparently its common.
#579 to #508 - thegamerslife
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(01/22/2014) [-]
What do you guys use for virus scan? My brother has persistent issue that I can't solve, and he hasn't had internet for two years. so this has to been on there for a while. :/
#580 to #579 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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(01/22/2014) [-]
malwarebytes is a good program to scan with. that combined with spybot, avg, then delete all three and scan with nortons. If you can't find the problem format and start again.
#582 to #580 - thegamerslife
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(01/22/2014) [-]
well... it may need a reinstall cause I've used all those except spybot. lmao. he hates W7 and that's all I have for instal disks. guess sometimes you put up with things you don't like.
#576 to #508 - benstillerphaqqot
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(01/22/2014) [-]
I can tell this will be a beautiful friendship. Just like The Mc Donald's stories.
I can tell this will be a beautiful friendship. Just like The Mc Donald's stories.
#20 - fizzor
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(01/21/2014) [-]
This was ******* great. Next I totally wanna hear about the mother daughter tag-team.
#249 to #20 - serlucane
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(01/21/2014) [-]
This makes me happy to see
#509 to #249 - nighthit
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Hi, I dont know if you check your inbox, but I sent you something so mind checking it out?
#18 - skullball ONLINE
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Awesome story! And i demand the *Swedish Erotica nex!
#232 - rawrursaurus
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Manager when he finally snaps. ********** douchebro.   
10/10 op, if you ever need some good ol' british tea, im your chap.
Manager when he finally snaps. ********** douchebro.
10/10 op, if you ever need some good ol' british tea, im your chap.
#236 to #232 - manager
Reply +135
(01/21/2014) [-]
Mfw I finally snap
Mfw I finally snap
#287 to #236 - lolollo
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(01/21/2014) [-]
> Look at profile
> Signed up last year
> Not level 1

It's legit ladies and gentlemen!
#239 to #236 - rawrursaurus
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(01/21/2014) [-]
That was far too pro.
#366 to #236 - rdobet
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(01/21/2014) [-]
MFW text color.
MFW text color.
#369 to #366 - manager
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(01/21/2014) [-]
And so are you.
#258 to #236 - legitimately
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(01/21/2014) [-]
You deserve all the thumbs, good sir
#15 - navywannabe ONLINE
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(01/21/2014) [-]
AAAANNNNNDDD...subscribed.
#93 - bigredthunder
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Swedish Erotic!
#59 - hamblaster
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Did you happen to catch the url of his websites? just kidding, please don't tell me
#376 - vedomajkatrololol
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Half of this is made up...Probably based off a true story
#607 to #376 - pkrbarmovie
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(01/22/2014) [-]
So? Is fiction bad?
#620 to #607 - vedomajkatrololol
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Is it?
#653 to #620 - pkrbarmovie
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(01/22/2014) [-]
No, of course not. It has much more of an advantage than nonfiction because of its creative component. Thus, it can be more entertaining, or educational (or propagandist).
#654 to #653 - vedomajkatrololol
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Then why did you ask me if you already knew
#655 to #654 - pkrbarmovie
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Did you know when you asked me "is it?"?
#388 to #376 - luckyspirit
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(01/21/2014) [-]
I didn't realize you worked with OP in the exact same store. How amazing!

Even if it is fake (which I doubt), it's still funny and its better than half the **** we normally see on this site. Leave the guy alone and let him share his stories.
#390 to #388 - vedomajkatrololol
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#10 - alexjonez
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Swedish Erotica, bitch