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fai. iry'
High School
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Re port Cord Chr. , e
insite
The earner at e pizza tital!? JIM!! :1 great idea
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Submitted: 07/14/2014
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#22 - rexxxar (07/15/2014) [-]
not from AMerica, and when i read "recite his gettyburg address"

how is that hard? I mean how long can a goddamn streetname and a number be?

then i realized
#26 to #22 - dontknowmeatall (07/15/2014) [-]
I didn't know address could mean speech (Mexican) and I was very confused by that part...
#3 - theclumsyninja (07/15/2014) [-]
There was a time I knew the entire Gettysburg Address and could recite it all at any time. I only remember about half now.
User avatar #10 to #3 - Weekendman (07/15/2014) [-]
No pizza for you.
User avatar #6 to #3 - minorian ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Remembering stuff like that is all about motivation. I forgot to pay my internet bill, so I once spent 2 afternoons trying to learn pi, and now I know about 70 digits. It's a great way to impress people.
User avatar #25 - obidomkenobi (07/15/2014) [-]
So this pizza place is offering a place of study, extremely cheap food, a social setting and free prizes for studying to those who study in debt?

That's nice, and not in a sarcastic way. In a very helpful and encouraging way. Round here, unemployment is high, and most dry cleaners will wash and iron your suit to a super standard of impressiveness, as well as some even offering any alterations and repairs for free, if you have a job interview coming up.

These kinds of things I like to see. People helping people to better themselves.
User avatar #4 - toddingram (07/15/2014) [-]
you the real mvp.jpg
#2 - Rascal (07/15/2014) [-]
that's... actually not to bad of an idea, Im sure some people will try to abuse the system, but as long as most are learning
User avatar #19 - pfccross (07/15/2014) [-]
i feel that rewards are usually better motivators than punishments.
#15 - ineedthistothumb (07/15/2014) [-]
My math teacher in the 8th grade could recite the Gettysburg Address and right out 100 digits of Pi at the same time, and end both at the same time.
User avatar #8 - pwnagraphy (07/15/2014) [-]
Wasn't the Gettysburg Address 3 hours long? Who the intense bodylove is going to recite that from memory? I already know one of you is going to say "I did!" and another is going to post it and say they memorized it when it's just copied and pasted. you're gypsie magics will not work on me
User avatar #18 to #8 - imakejewburgers (07/15/2014) [-]
It was like 2 minutes long. Originally, a lot of people were disappointed with it because it was so short and the opening speech which came before it was like an hour long.
User avatar #23 to #8 - lolshadowjewtwo (07/15/2014) [-]
My 8th grade science teacher could recite whole Gettysburg Address
User avatar #9 to #8 - Tyranitar (07/15/2014) [-]
Well, I remember something about four scores from seven years ago...

Now where's my damn pizza?
#21 to #9 - garyhasmorebadges (07/15/2014) [-]
I will catch you some day...
User avatar #29 to #21 - Tyranitar (07/16/2014) [-]
Bitch please,you need at least 11 badges to hope to catch me.
User avatar #31 to #30 - Tyranitar (07/17/2014) [-]
That's only 10, brah.
User avatar #17 to #8 - leonhardt (07/15/2014) [-]
So you would not be getting a large pizza of your choosing.
#13 to #8 - twilightdusk (07/15/2014) [-]
The Gettysburg Address was a famously short speech. According to one account, the time it took for Lincoln to take the stage, recite the speech, and leave wasn't enough time to set up a camera to get a picture of him.
#16 to #8 - ohemgeezus (07/15/2014) [-]
If it'll take you 3 hours to recite this, you should definitely consider never consider breeding.

"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate, we can not consecrate, we can not hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
User avatar #27 to #16 - pwnagraphy (07/15/2014) [-]
Jesus christ your wrong on the internet and instead of being corrected you get the fury of 9000 suns shoved down your throat and are told not to breed, all because you asked a question

Never change FJ
#28 to #27 - ohemgeezus (07/15/2014) [-]
When did I tell you not to breed?
#12 to #8 - quatre (07/15/2014) [-]
The Gettysburg Address was famous for being incredibly short, a total of 10 sentences. It's been said that the photographer didn't even have time to set up his equipment before Lincoln left the stage.
#14 to #12 - twilightdusk (07/15/2014) [-]
This is the definition of being ninja'd....
#11 to #8 - fuckingcubes (07/15/2014) [-]
3 mins maybe 200 words long.
User avatar #20 to #11 - pfccross (07/15/2014) [-]
in fact the rumor was that he wrote it on a napkin on the train ride there.
#24 - Orc (07/15/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** That guy sounds like a pedophile.
User avatar #5 - captainrattrap (07/15/2014) [-]
"Uhh, yeah, so I got straight A's in PE, drama, and citizenship. Give to me pizza nao pliz"
#7 to #5 - Rascal (07/15/2014) [-]
He's obviously reserving the right to deny any of these offers within reason.
#1 - jwfivehundred (07/15/2014) [-]
**jwfivehundred rolled image** every post deserves a comment
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