Omegle in a nutshell. All you need to know about Omegle. You' re now chatting with a random stranger. say hi! Question to discuss: I' m proposing to my girlfrie
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Omegle in a nutshell

Omegle in a nutshell. All you need to know about Omegle. You' re now chatting with a random stranger. say hi! Question to discuss: I' m proposing to my girlfrie

All you need to know about Omegle

You' re now chatting with a random stranger. say hi!
Question to discuss:
I' m proposing to my girlfriend and I know this isnt the best place to post a serious question
hahaha But anyone have any cool ideas on how you' d propose? (No ****** up ideas please)
You: sure
You: take that bitch out to a class dinner
You: rent out an ENTIRE movie theater afterwards
You: get there and be like 'lol damn, no one else wanted to see this movie'
You: halfway through, the screen goes dark
You: You show up on screen, saying that you appreciate everything she is, and list off EVERY reason you love her
You: and when has said his piece, and is about to go back to the movie,
You: You tell her to look to her right
You: and there you are
You: on your knee
You: with a ring
You: and then you ask her the question
Stranger: m or f'?
You: M
Stranger has disconnected.
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Submitted: 11/11/2013
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User avatar #3 - sunnyrain (11/11/2013) [-]
That proposal only expensive as **** , imagine how broke they be after the wedding
User avatar #8 to #3 - killingsin (11/11/2013) [-]
You do realize that a decent ring often cost more than all the other things combined?
User avatar #13 to #8 - thatonesouthernkid ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
what other rings?
User avatar #33 to #13 - maxismahname (11/12/2013) [-]
Other THINGS. I misread the first time too
#18 to #3 - gerfox (11/12/2013) [-]
Imagine his face when she says no.
#19 to #3 - jaked (11/12/2013) [-]
Are you kidding? It's rather inexpensive to rent a theatre, especially for only a few hours. The ring would be substantially more expensive in most cases.
#23 to #3 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account** (11/12/2013) [-]
Wouldn't be that expensive. The movie place will probably let you do this for £100, if not just for free when they don't have a showing on.
Ring would cost £1000's so ye.. it's not much
User avatar #5 to #3 - CaseAck (11/11/2013) [-]
"Hay babe, i spent all my money on this proposal, so i hope you don't mind that your ring is just a paperclip I bent into shape"
User avatar #14 to #5 - aTastyCooky (11/11/2013) [-]
m or f
#25 to #5 - tabarzins (11/12/2013) [-]
You'd save more work if her name started with an S.
#10 to #5 - firesky (11/11/2013) [-]
The one of my sister was out of marzipan
#7 - HugeBalls ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#16 - latadam ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
Was expecting an Inglourious basterds kind of twist...
#1 - djtim (11/11/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#6 to #1 - ponypenetrator (11/11/2013) [-]
mfw i didnt see it was the stranger asking "M or F?"
User avatar #2 to #1 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (11/11/2013) [-]
My exact reaction at the end.
#9 - SILENCEnight (11/11/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #54 at 'Murica ** taking notes.
#11 to #9 - sanguinesolitude (11/11/2013) [-]
that is one of the best pictures ive ever seen. so many questions...
#28 to #11 - doctorprofessornv (11/12/2013) [-]
I'm not even sorry
#40 to #28 - mehehello (11/15/2013) [-]
#32 to #11 - ffinfinity ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
source plz?
User avatar #27 to #11 - kangaroorat (11/12/2013) [-]
Just a real man enjoying his god damn breakfast. There is no need for questions.
#21 to #11 - fatalhermit (11/12/2013) [-]
sauce for your pic plz
User avatar #15 - kevandre (11/12/2013) [-]
I met my wife on Omegle. ****** a beautiful place sometimes.
User avatar #22 to #15 - tartwolfblack (11/12/2013) [-]
I dont know dude, just imagine when you have children..
Daddy, daddy, how you mt my mther?
Internet child, internet.
User avatar #38 to #22 - kevandre (11/13/2013) [-]
At least it wasn't 4chan
#24 to #22 - coolcalx (11/12/2013) [-]
sounds pretty romantic to me.
#26 to #24 - anon (11/12/2013) [-]
I found your mother.. a gem in a sea of digital dongs.
User avatar #17 - schmuxy (11/12/2013) [-]
The only change I would make is that I would walk out for a 'bathroom break' just before the screen darkens, and then time it so I would be kneeling there when she looks.
#29 - adu ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
I always thought the best time to propose was in private, with a pre-planned poem, waiting patiently for the most intimate of moments known as the post-game of the best sex of her life.

Don't do it in a position where she's in public or possibly on her period, don't pressure her with other witness around her or extravagant displays of expensive planning in a public setting, just put her into a position where her love is strong, and the only thing she has to gain or lose in the moment is you. That way, when she says yes, you know it's real.

At least, that's the way I plan on doing it.
User avatar #20 - richardastley (11/12/2013) [-]
Greatest Marriage Proposal EVER!!!

It's been sort of done like this a couple of times.
#41 to #20 - gamingben (11/16/2013) [-]
I was tottaly there.  i was not there.
I was tottaly there. i was not there.
User avatar #4 - MandiMarie (11/11/2013) [-]
I feel like if I ever got proposed to, I would want it to be really sweet, but kind of simple. Like if me and my future boyfriend are just hanging out at home, maybe watching a movie together and cuddling or something and he just asks me to marry him. Maybe he already has an engagement ring (again, something simple), or we pick it out together, or we just have wedding rings when we get married. I don't know why, but I'd just prefer it like that.
Inb4 Nobody cares.
#12 to #4 - BabyJake (11/11/2013) [-]
quiet fatty
#34 to #12 - hardongo ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
comments like this one is what make girls think that us guys are all neck beards fedora lovers, im all for making fun of everything here, but this was uncalled for
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