Old Man Frank greentext
we me
bbe 15
flattest kid in high school
tourtured constantly by assholes
A know I can lose weight, must don' t try
bully of all is a lanky skinny piece of ****
llet' sjust call him *******
East day of school. thank god
eeit in the park to find peace
tthere' e an old man a few benches down reading a newspaper
A have a moment of absolute piece
Hey, Anon"
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tthe unmistakable rasp of this douchebag' s voice
tthink of Syndromes voice from the incredibles
Wanna ride my skateboard? Wait, no, you' re so fat that you might break it."
terrible and badly worded insult, but it still ******* hurts
don' t respond
What the **** IS this? Are you trying to ignore me? It won' t work I knowthat you can see
and hear me, landmass."
has hit the red section
And as long as I know those two things wwill never leave, fatty."
yhe rambles for what seems like hours, some of his friends come along the same route
and join in
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hear a new voice
ait' s the old man a few benches down
looks over
What do you want, gramps?
tthe old man takes out a cigar and lights l saying
I would not make fun of peoples weight if I were you,"
Why not?"
Because when your entire arm is skinnier than most men' s dicks, you should realize you
have a weight problem, too."
hearth's glorious insult.
tthere' e more, continue?
wt! right, so ******* and his friendslist freeze
Instead of responding they just leave, extremely embarrased.
that their told by an old man
A look at the old man
we' s literally staring off into the direction the pack of assholes are
leaving
ajust before they round the corner, he yells
l see you' re turning in the direction of the gay bar!"
tthere was indeed, a gay bar in the direction they were turning
Amy stopped for one second
tthe best comeback they had was yelling:
**** YOU!"
Amy shouldn' t have said that
tthe old man countered it perfectly
**** ME? No, sorry, I don' t want to Win your little orgy later. And what are you doing
interested in someone my age, anyway?"
yhere i am, sitting on this bench, losing my **** because of this old man' s insults
yhe then makes sure they leave, and then sits down next to me
wwe begin to chat
tthe entire street block is staring at us
wwe don' t give a ****
Tthanks man.
Oh, no trouble kid, he got what he deserved.
s your name?
Franklin, but you can call me Frank. Yours?
Pleased to meet you, Anon.
as well, Frank
Shrank pauses for a moment
we then turns to me and asks:
Have you ever done anything to deserve the ******** he just gave you?
I' m just overweight, so he targets me.
A skinny little bitch insulting someone who could kill them merely by sitting on them?
You have to show him that you mean business.
A have heard every single word he said, and i play the scene out in my head, me
trying to haht him
A lose and get humiliated in front of the entire school
no, I' d .. I' d rather not, I' ll just ignore him until he quits.
******** !
Shrank stabs his cane down
How do get rid of cancer?
Fight it?
Exactly! It never goes away, but if you beat it enough, its presence won' t bother you.
does cancer have to so with any of this?
That skinny little **** ? He is cancer. He sees someone who won' t fight back, he sees
someone he can consume. And yet, here you sit, acting like he' s a minor headache.
minor headache"
You have Mo choices. Let him **** with your life, or beat the **** out of him. I see him
come through this park every day. You can wait on this bench to **** him up.
gno, this guy is ******* insane
A' m sorry Frank, but I think it would just be best to avoid confrontation.
we looks me in the eye
You' ll see, Anon.
A go home, meet my dad
rreally good guy, and practically all i have left
mmy mother didn' t... exactly want me
whe just up and left around a month after my birth
A' never even met her
wt least my dad gave a **** about his responsibilities
Hey, Anon, you happy school is out?
wad' s watching a baseball game
A sit down in a chair beside him and watch it with him
You knew, Anon, we could spend the entire damn summer watching these games.
we' d get even fatter.
Then we could take the place of orca whales in Sea World.
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agame is ever, igo to bed
A wake up, Flest day of summer, hell yes.
ggo downstairs to kitchen
wad' s at the fridge
we takes out an almost emptying of milk
Well, **** ."
we looks at me
Hey Anon, could you go to the store next to the park and get some milk? I' gotta get
to work and I don' t have time for shopping on the way."
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we gives me enough to buy two jugs, and i set out
bbuy the jugs, exit the store with two bags, one for each jug
wee Frank sitting across on his usual bench
A walk up and say hi
Hello, Anon, how are you doing today?
What' s in the bags?
dad asked me to get some.
Responsible. You' re a good kid.
A wasjust about to get into a nice conversation with Frank when... you guessed it
and friends
Aha ******* faggot
What's up, Lard Boy? Hanging out with the man with one foot in the grave'?"
zhie friends acted like it was the best insult ever
afred pipes up
Why yes, we are hanging out, and so are you queers, your dicks hanging out."
AOH MY GOD, FRANK, THAT WAS AWESOME.
They hang out because their longer old man."
The only thing long about you is your anal passage, so you can Flt whatever size dick
you want in there."
swings at Frank
AFRUNK ******* STOPS HI S FIST, I SWEAR TO GOD, HE HOLDS THIS SKINNY
******* HAND AND WONT LET GO
we looks at me and says one word
Milk"
we then looks at the milk jug and nods
we wants me to hit this ****** with the milk
won' t think about it, just pick it up and slam it over the ******* head
******* EVERYWHERE
wwe have a few patches where a lot of drops hit us, but ******* is soaked
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is white as a ghost new
WHAT THE **** ?"
Shrank looks up at him and his friends
we gives them the coldest stare I have ever seen and says:
Got milk?"
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Get out of here, go **** each other or something."
run, the actually ******* RUN
A sit back with the old man, out of breath, my heart beating like crazy
we reaches for his beard and gets a little bit of milk that found it' s way there
we puts his finger in his mouth and tastes it
his lips, he says:
Hamm... tastes like soaked faggot.
wwe ******* lose it
Shrank gives me money to buy anothergun of milk
A go home
never bothers me again
afrunk and I are best friends
wad never knows about what happened
At ain' t over yet, guys, there is still so much more to this story
aand awhole Iona more Franklin
all ready for this **** ?
we i give frank my address and tell him to come over some time
A come home and tell dad i made a friend who' ll be coming over in the next few days
wad is... surprisingly cool with this
days later, Frank is there
wwe sit down to eat (dad is a surprisingly good cook, he made some lasagna that night
Shrank says to dad:
Did you know your son was being bullied?
wad freezes
No, I didn' t, Anon, why didn' t you tell me?
Shrank interrupts
No need to worry new. We took care of it.
How?
Let' s leave out the details.
Mike i said, he never knew
Shrank pipes up
But, I' d like to avoid it again, and because of this, I would like to attack the reason your
son was treated badly. His weight.
A freeze
I' m not going to force you into this, and I' m not going to help you without your father' s
approval, but I can really help you get in shape.
mmy dad pauses, and nods his head
Shrank turns to me
Now, listen, Anon, I am not going to make you do this, it' s your choice. But once we
start, there is no turning back."
A' m just ready for this nightmare to end
A nod my head
Alright, we start tomorrow, meet me in the park at 11: 00 AN."
we began
Shrank Flest had me run as many laps around the park as i could, he said this would
build up my stamina and make all the important workouts easier
aon the Flest day i didn' t even make it halfway
A nearly cried, I felt so pathetic
Shrank comes up to me and says the nicest **** :
You are doing incredibly well, very few people actually run as long as they can, but I
can tell by how exhausted you are that you are actually trying, rest on the bench, and
then when you' re rested you can try this again, alright?"
we, I do this around six times in one day
A didn' t notice, but Frank told me I got farther every time
bby the end of the day I had actually ran the full lap
we, for four weeks I run, near the end i could run TEN ******* LAPS, I WAS SO
******* PROUD OF MYSELF, I COULD ACTUALLY DO THIS
A lose a ******* INCREDIBLE 15 pounds doing this **** .
A go from 230 lbs to 215
wwe then start to do exercises, several different types in one day, so we can work on
multiple parts of my body at once
wwe lift weights, do pushups (sucked at those), pull ups (those, too), all kinds of ****
An one week I lose 5 pounds
pounds
oover the next two months, i lost 30 pounds
A was then 180 pounds, the perfect weight for my height
skids at school notice me getting better
Aer the next 3 school years I live like a normal student
At' e all because of Frank, too
tthere' s more, guys, a lot more
Shrank is there for my high school graduation
Kid, I am so ******* proud of you. I don' t think I' cried murderthon this in my entire
life.
tthe old man gives me a hug
we encourages my dad to get a bettering
wad actually does, we get a bigger house, life is so much better new
Shrank is there when I leave for college
Good luck, Anon. I' ll see you whenever you visit."
Shrank does see me whenever I visit
tthe old man cries when I graduate and hugs me tight
l hate crying, but good lord I could drown in a river ofmy own tears I' m so proud.
tthen, something happened to dad
ssomething bad
w drunk driver slammed into him
tthe shock from the impact killed him instantly
Shrank was new all i had left
A inherited dad' s money, his house...
Shrank was in tears at the funeral
At broke my heart to see this hard ass ************ break down crying
tthe drunk driver came over one day to face what he had done, and... Frank was there
A had to pull the old man off of the guy, ithought he was going to kill him
YOU ************* PIECE OF **** , I SHOULD RIP YOUR TONGUE OUT
AND BLEED YOU TO DEATH!"
A had never seen him that violent
aand then more things... came about
3 years"
What?"
You have three years, Franklin."
******** melanoma
A' m driving him home, and he says to come inside his house.
we comes out with a picture of a woman and baby
Shrank, what is this?
a picture of mylife Elizabeth and our daughter Johanna."
where are they?
we just looks at me and i know what he means
House fire. I was the only one who made it out. We were married for three years, and
Joanna, she was only 3 weeks old."
are you showing me this now?
Tll tell you, in time."
forward three more veary
calls me
Shrank wants to see me
we, of course I go
Hey, Anon."
aoh god he' s so thin why did this have to happen to him?
Come closer."
we pulls out that picture of his wife and daughter
aand then he says his in my ear
l showed you that picture... because you are the closest thing to a child I' ever
really had."
yhe' e crying new
You, unlike everybody else, you sat down, you talked to me, you actually liked me."
we animes
l love you, Anon, even if you aren' t my son, I love you."
w few minutes later
Flatline
wry like a ******* baby
A miss you old man.
bbe 15
flattest kid in high school
tourtured constantly by assholes
A know I can lose weight, must don' t try
bully of all is a lanky skinny piece of ****
llet' sjust call him *******
East day of school. thank god
eeit in the park to find peace
tthere' e an old man a few benches down reading a newspaper
A have a moment of absolute piece
Hey, Anon"
jpg
tthe unmistakable rasp of this douchebag' s voice
tthink of Syndromes voice from the incredibles
Wanna ride my skateboard? Wait, no, you' re so fat that you might break it."
terrible and badly worded insult, but it still ******* hurts
don' t respond
What the **** IS this? Are you trying to ignore me? It won' t work I knowthat you can see
and hear me, landmass."
has hit the red section
And as long as I know those two things wwill never leave, fatty."
yhe rambles for what seems like hours, some of his friends come along the same route
and join in
Aw/ hoi:/ jpg
hear a new voice
ait' s the old man a few benches down
looks over
What do you want, gramps?
tthe old man takes out a cigar and lights l saying
I would not make fun of peoples weight if I were you,"
Why not?"
Because when your entire arm is skinnier than most men' s dicks, you should realize you
have a weight problem, too."
hearth's glorious insult.
tthere' e more, continue?
wt! right, so ******* and his friendslist freeze
Instead of responding they just leave, extremely embarrased.
that their told by an old man
A look at the old man
we' s literally staring off into the direction the pack of assholes are
leaving
ajust before they round the corner, he yells
l see you' re turning in the direction of the gay bar!"
tthere was indeed, a gay bar in the direction they were turning
Amy stopped for one second
tthe best comeback they had was yelling:
**** YOU!"
Amy shouldn' t have said that
tthe old man countered it perfectly
**** ME? No, sorry, I don' t want to Win your little orgy later. And what are you doing
interested in someone my age, anyway?"
yhere i am, sitting on this bench, losing my **** because of this old man' s insults
yhe then makes sure they leave, and then sits down next to me
wwe begin to chat
tthe entire street block is staring at us
wwe don' t give a ****
Tthanks man.
Oh, no trouble kid, he got what he deserved.
s your name?
Franklin, but you can call me Frank. Yours?
Pleased to meet you, Anon.
as well, Frank
Shrank pauses for a moment
we then turns to me and asks:
Have you ever done anything to deserve the ******** he just gave you?
I' m just overweight, so he targets me.
A skinny little bitch insulting someone who could kill them merely by sitting on them?
You have to show him that you mean business.
A have heard every single word he said, and i play the scene out in my head, me
trying to haht him
A lose and get humiliated in front of the entire school
no, I' d .. I' d rather not, I' ll just ignore him until he quits.
******** !
Shrank stabs his cane down
How do get rid of cancer?
Fight it?
Exactly! It never goes away, but if you beat it enough, its presence won' t bother you.
does cancer have to so with any of this?
That skinny little **** ? He is cancer. He sees someone who won' t fight back, he sees
someone he can consume. And yet, here you sit, acting like he' s a minor headache.
minor headache"
You have Mo choices. Let him **** with your life, or beat the **** out of him. I see him
come through this park every day. You can wait on this bench to **** him up.
gno, this guy is ******* insane
A' m sorry Frank, but I think it would just be best to avoid confrontation.
we looks me in the eye
You' ll see, Anon.
A go home, meet my dad
rreally good guy, and practically all i have left
mmy mother didn' t... exactly want me
whe just up and left around a month after my birth
A' never even met her
wt least my dad gave a **** about his responsibilities
Hey, Anon, you happy school is out?
wad' s watching a baseball game
A sit down in a chair beside him and watch it with him
You knew, Anon, we could spend the entire damn summer watching these games.
we' d get even fatter.
Then we could take the place of orca whales in Sea World.
jpg
agame is ever, igo to bed
A wake up, Flest day of summer, hell yes.
ggo downstairs to kitchen
wad' s at the fridge
we takes out an almost emptying of milk
Well, **** ."
we looks at me
Hey Anon, could you go to the store next to the park and get some milk? I' gotta get
to work and I don' t have time for shopping on the way."
jpg
we gives me enough to buy two jugs, and i set out
bbuy the jugs, exit the store with two bags, one for each jug
wee Frank sitting across on his usual bench
A walk up and say hi
Hello, Anon, how are you doing today?
What' s in the bags?
dad asked me to get some.
Responsible. You' re a good kid.
A wasjust about to get into a nice conversation with Frank when... you guessed it
and friends
Aha ******* faggot
What's up, Lard Boy? Hanging out with the man with one foot in the grave'?"
zhie friends acted like it was the best insult ever
afred pipes up
Why yes, we are hanging out, and so are you queers, your dicks hanging out."
AOH MY GOD, FRANK, THAT WAS AWESOME.
They hang out because their longer old man."
The only thing long about you is your anal passage, so you can Flt whatever size dick
you want in there."
swings at Frank
AFRUNK ******* STOPS HI S FIST, I SWEAR TO GOD, HE HOLDS THIS SKINNY
******* HAND AND WONT LET GO
we looks at me and says one word
Milk"
we then looks at the milk jug and nods
we wants me to hit this ****** with the milk
won' t think about it, just pick it up and slam it over the ******* head
******* EVERYWHERE
wwe have a few patches where a lot of drops hit us, but ******* is soaked
jpg
is white as a ghost new
WHAT THE **** ?"
Shrank looks up at him and his friends
we gives them the coldest stare I have ever seen and says:
Got milk?"
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Get out of here, go **** each other or something."
run, the actually ******* RUN
A sit back with the old man, out of breath, my heart beating like crazy
we reaches for his beard and gets a little bit of milk that found it' s way there
we puts his finger in his mouth and tastes it
his lips, he says:
Hamm... tastes like soaked faggot.
wwe ******* lose it
Shrank gives me money to buy anothergun of milk
A go home
never bothers me again
afrunk and I are best friends
wad never knows about what happened
At ain' t over yet, guys, there is still so much more to this story
aand awhole Iona more Franklin
all ready for this **** ?
we i give frank my address and tell him to come over some time
A come home and tell dad i made a friend who' ll be coming over in the next few days
wad is... surprisingly cool with this
days later, Frank is there
wwe sit down to eat (dad is a surprisingly good cook, he made some lasagna that night
Shrank says to dad:
Did you know your son was being bullied?
wad freezes
No, I didn' t, Anon, why didn' t you tell me?
Shrank interrupts
No need to worry new. We took care of it.
How?
Let' s leave out the details.
Mike i said, he never knew
Shrank pipes up
But, I' d like to avoid it again, and because of this, I would like to attack the reason your
son was treated badly. His weight.
A freeze
I' m not going to force you into this, and I' m not going to help you without your father' s
approval, but I can really help you get in shape.
mmy dad pauses, and nods his head
Shrank turns to me
Now, listen, Anon, I am not going to make you do this, it' s your choice. But once we
start, there is no turning back."
A' m just ready for this nightmare to end
A nod my head
Alright, we start tomorrow, meet me in the park at 11: 00 AN."
we began
Shrank Flest had me run as many laps around the park as i could, he said this would
build up my stamina and make all the important workouts easier
aon the Flest day i didn' t even make it halfway
A nearly cried, I felt so pathetic
Shrank comes up to me and says the nicest **** :
You are doing incredibly well, very few people actually run as long as they can, but I
can tell by how exhausted you are that you are actually trying, rest on the bench, and
then when you' re rested you can try this again, alright?"
we, I do this around six times in one day
A didn' t notice, but Frank told me I got farther every time
bby the end of the day I had actually ran the full lap
we, for four weeks I run, near the end i could run TEN ******* LAPS, I WAS SO
******* PROUD OF MYSELF, I COULD ACTUALLY DO THIS
A lose a ******* INCREDIBLE 15 pounds doing this **** .
A go from 230 lbs to 215
wwe then start to do exercises, several different types in one day, so we can work on
multiple parts of my body at once
wwe lift weights, do pushups (sucked at those), pull ups (those, too), all kinds of ****
An one week I lose 5 pounds
pounds
oover the next two months, i lost 30 pounds
A was then 180 pounds, the perfect weight for my height
skids at school notice me getting better
Aer the next 3 school years I live like a normal student
At' e all because of Frank, too
tthere' s more, guys, a lot more
Shrank is there for my high school graduation
Kid, I am so ******* proud of you. I don' t think I' cried murderthon this in my entire
life.
tthe old man gives me a hug
we encourages my dad to get a bettering
wad actually does, we get a bigger house, life is so much better new
Shrank is there when I leave for college
Good luck, Anon. I' ll see you whenever you visit."
Shrank does see me whenever I visit
tthe old man cries when I graduate and hugs me tight
l hate crying, but good lord I could drown in a river ofmy own tears I' m so proud.
tthen, something happened to dad
ssomething bad
w drunk driver slammed into him
tthe shock from the impact killed him instantly
Shrank was new all i had left
A inherited dad' s money, his house...
Shrank was in tears at the funeral
At broke my heart to see this hard ass ************ break down crying
tthe drunk driver came over one day to face what he had done, and... Frank was there
A had to pull the old man off of the guy, ithought he was going to kill him
YOU ************* PIECE OF **** , I SHOULD RIP YOUR TONGUE OUT
AND BLEED YOU TO DEATH!"
A had never seen him that violent
aand then more things... came about
3 years"
What?"
You have three years, Franklin."
******** melanoma
A' m driving him home, and he says to come inside his house.
we comes out with a picture of a woman and baby
Shrank, what is this?
a picture of mylife Elizabeth and our daughter Johanna."
where are they?
we just looks at me and i know what he means
House fire. I was the only one who made it out. We were married for three years, and
Joanna, she was only 3 weeks old."
are you showing me this now?
Tll tell you, in time."
forward three more veary
calls me
Shrank wants to see me
we, of course I go
Hey, Anon."
aoh god he' s so thin why did this have to happen to him?
Come closer."
we pulls out that picture of his wife and daughter
aand then he says his in my ear
l showed you that picture... because you are the closest thing to a child I' ever
really had."
yhe' e crying new
You, unlike everybody else, you sat down, you talked to me, you actually liked me."
we animes
l love you, Anon, even if you aren' t my son, I love you."
w few minutes later
Flatline
wry like a ******* baby
A miss you old man.
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