Old Men and Kittens. . Anonymous ( Fri) 06: 37 ? Se I guess I kind of have a story of tit possible furfag. Greentexting cause I suck at writing and this is like
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Old Men and Kittens

Anonymous ( Fri) 06: 37 ?
Se I guess I kind of have a story of tit possible furfag. Greentexting cause I suck at writing and this is like my third post ever on
friend invites mete play some 3. 5, asks if I know anyone else that would want to.
wring my friend who I' known ferever.
Agroup is me, best friend, , mutual friend, ' s friend.
at just discovered oriental adventures and wanted to make a samurai, ' s it.
DDM tells me this is srs business campaign and I should build him to the best of my abilities.
if you say so." Samurai is a cleaving, tanking ************ if there ever was one.
may friend makes a sorcerer, mutual friend makes a wizard, ' s friend makes a druid.
met not just any druid.
PA lithe and fierce who shapeshifts and mostly hangs out in jaguar form with his fearsome claws."
starts, pretty normal stuff, we' re riding on a boat into a town when OH **** ITS UNDER .
Ennder attack by animated suits of armor no less.
Continued in next post.
Anonymous ( Fri) 06: 38 ?
Get eff the boat and start ******* them up and helping the guard.
Ffirst round of combat, old man wizard gets brought to O, sorcerer tries to stop him from bleeding out or something.
shapeshifts and "leaps atop the first enemy he sees"
siilis claws aren' t doing **** against them, I' m cleaving like a boss.
derp our way into the middle of town, still fighting, some roleplay going on.
wily samurai deosn' t talk unless it' s important to the battle.
by suits of armor, **** looks grim, obviously supposed to lose this fight, den' t really mind the railroading though as long as it' s fun.
Vaizard goes down for like the third time, then the sorcerer and eventually the druid.
Druid player takes ten ******* minutes describing the blood on his fur and **** and hew tight his muscles are as he collapses, pretty sure he has a bener.
manage to beat all the suits with great cleave and lucky rolls.
to the barely conscious party.
Old men and kittens den' t belong on the battlefield."
And that' s hew the game started.
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User avatar #2 - landartheconqueror (01/27/2014) [+] (12 replies)
so, could anyone tell me how i could get into this? i have always wanted to since i was a kid, but have never known how. is there an online community, or is it all strictly ''buying the sets and getting a DM and going into a friends basement"?
#3 to #2 - jazzytheferret (01/27/2014) [-]
roll20.net/ Either buy the books at a card/hobby shop or go online for them. If you'd like I might be able to pull you into a game me and a group have just started. We'd need to talk to ya via skype or something first to make sure we don't want to ****** each other though.
#1 - mithrin (01/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #10 - mythicalmayhem **User deleted account** (01/27/2014) [+] (6 replies)
What game is this?
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