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Oh snap!

Oh snap!. Not mine, I just like sharing and .. mg ". 63 followers o October 15 at [lati, ! near . ( Songador Warning about online buying Be careful what you buy

Not mine, I just like sharing and **** .

mg ". 63 followers
o October 15 at [lati, ! near . ( Songador
Warning about online buying
Be careful what you buy online.
If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully.
Ijust spent 450 on a penis enlarger.
The bastards sent '' iality, magnifying glass!!!
The only instructions said,
Do not use in sunlight."
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User avatar #1 - mintyfreshmenthol (12/03/2013) [-]
man the guy you bought it from sounds like a prick
User avatar #9 to #1 - viscerys (12/03/2013) [-]
What you did there. I saw it.
#71 to #1 - mrdrprofbraeden (12/04/2013) [-]
actually the guy that bought it sounds like a prick too
#2 to #1 - taurusguy (12/03/2013) [-]
Man, the guy that bought it sounds like a moron.
User avatar #91 to #2 - deafmagnets (12/04/2013) [-]
I read that as "Man, the guy that boughit it sounds like a mormon" And I was like "Well, mormon's have small dicks apparently
User avatar #17 - vandettamask (12/03/2013) [-]
If you use 450 bucks on god damn penis enlargement, wow dude have to be like asian or something.
#23 to #17 - anon (12/03/2013) [-]
If you're in the porn business, that might be a good investment.
User avatar #76 to #17 - dagreatmax (12/04/2013) [-]
"ong" (family name)
User avatar #87 to #76 - PadreRasta (12/04/2013) [-]
Or, you know, look to the right, where it says "Singapore"
User avatar #111 to #87 - masterfluffydubs (12/04/2013) [-]
Thank you, someone else thought to check lol
#24 to #17 - philss (12/03/2013) [-]
he actually is asian.
#20 to #17 - autoxx (12/03/2013) [-]
I have never in my life thought "penis enlargement... Yes, THAT's where I'm going to save a few bucks"
I have never in my life thought "penis enlargement... Yes, THAT's where I'm going to save a few bucks"
#30 to #20 - godleftmefordead (12/03/2013) [-]
Sorry about your penis bro
#31 to #30 - autoxx (12/03/2013) [-]
I can't afford all of the amazing supplements in my emails.
I can't afford all of the amazing supplements in my emails.
User avatar #13 - urchinator ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
is his name D. Ong?
User avatar #114 to #13 - shakanaquanda (12/04/2013) [-]
has to live up to his name
User avatar #113 to #13 - lamarisagoodname (12/04/2013) [-]
Hung Lo
#14 - ykaliber (12/03/2013) [-]
That was a dick move by the seller...

hue
#38 - repostpatrol (12/04/2013) [-]
who would post it on facebook, might as well say "hey i have a tiny dick"
#128 to #38 - justanotherblablab (12/04/2013) [-]
>Not knowing that this is a joke
>Being this autistic
#101 to #38 - vissova (12/04/2013) [-]
He could have the smallest penis in the world and still get more pussy than any of us.
He could have the smallest penis in the world and still get more pussy than any of us.
User avatar #121 to #38 - theexplodingcheez (12/04/2013) [-]
I think this was a joke to begin with
#48 to #38 - anon (12/04/2013) [-]
Someone who is not ashamed of having a tiny dick.
#63 to #48 - Sourlime (12/04/2013) [-]
Than why would they need a penis enlarger?
User avatar #99 to #63 - unkownthous (12/04/2013) [-]
So they can be not ashamed of having a big dick.
User avatar #25 - mrjimmyhush ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
It's been six months since I ordered my copy of "Scamming suckers on the internet" and it still hasn't arrived. Cost me fifty bucks.
User avatar #29 to #25 - quotes (12/03/2013) [-]
i paid 100$ for an idiot test and the results never came back
#70 - deadmuerto (12/04/2013) [-]
I hate to flaunt it


but my dick is so big

it takes some balls to lift it
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#89 to #70 - waitingformydeath has deleted their comment [-]
#124 to #70 - babyreff (12/04/2013) [-]
No, I hate to flaunt it.
#102 - anon (12/04/2013) [-]
Thumbed down every single comment om newest first page
#43 - rinaz (12/04/2013) [-]
**rinaz rolls 398** I think that's the most hilarious dick move I've ever heard.

No pun intended.
User avatar #78 to #43 - dagreatmax (12/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'm sure you heard it.
#33 - ballerfifteen (12/03/2013) [-]
"do not use in sunlight"
User avatar #32 - Blowpophead (12/03/2013) [-]
**Blowpophead rolls 009** trips and i delete my account
User avatar #55 to #32 - peezle (12/04/2013) [-]
**peezle rolls 943**
User avatar #69 to #32 - holyfool (12/04/2013) [-]
**holyfool rolls 210** Too bad you couldn't get these.
User avatar #75 to #32 - johnnygat (12/04/2013) [-]
**johnnygat rolls 573** I want to delete this account. Give me a reason.
#81 to #32 - fullmetaloptimist ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
**fullmetaloptimist rolls 270**
#131 to #32 - patchyjosh (12/04/2013) [-]
**patchyjosh rolls 660**
#142 to #32 - dawggz (12/04/2013) [-]
**dawggz rolls 597** trips and you don't
User avatar #34 to #32 - flixoe (12/03/2013) [-]
**flixoe rolls 822** You were looking for these.
User avatar #35 to #34 - Blowpophead (12/03/2013) [-]
**Blowpophead rolls 69** sadly no, but these yes
User avatar #46 to #35 - alphavsomega (12/04/2013) [-]
*roll three* We all suck at this don't we?
User avatar #47 to #46 - alphavsomega (12/04/2013) [-]
can't even get mine to work
User avatar #50 to #47 - newforomador (12/04/2013) [-]
It has to be the number, not the word. *roll 3* not *roll three*
#51 to #50 - alphavsomega (12/04/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk...why won't you let me understand you?!  thxbtw
Funnyjunk...why won't you let me understand you?! thxbtw
User avatar #52 to #51 - newforomador (12/04/2013) [-]
In case you didn't know this either, you can also *roll comment* *roll image* and *roll user* but it has to be at the beginning of the comment to work.
User avatar #54 to #52 - alphavsomega (12/04/2013) [-]
I NU THAT BUT THX ANYWAY HOLY SHIET CAPS
User avatar #66 to #47 - Blowpophead (12/04/2013) [-]
*roll 1* Don't worry friend the rolls get the best of us at times too.
User avatar #67 to #46 - theanchoviebus (12/04/2013) [-]
**theanchoviebus rolls 434** nah
User avatar #146 to #67 - theanchoviebus (12/06/2013) [-]
**theanchoviebus rolls 9,671** **** Trips
User avatar #93 to #67 - alphavsomega (12/04/2013) [-]
**alphavsomega rolls 609** s'like the universe wants us to not roll trips
User avatar #68 to #67 - theanchoviebus (12/04/2013) [-]
So close....
User avatar #82 to #32 - invshika (12/04/2013) [-]
**invshika rolls 261** trips and he deletes his account
User avatar #135 - chasemccl (12/04/2013) [-]
Moral of the story: if you're dumb enough to spend $450 on a penis enlarger, you probably shouldn't be on the internet
User avatar #21 - willindor (12/03/2013) [-]
Was it Swedish made?
#3 - anon (12/03/2013) [-]
I bought Guitar Hero 3 from a Swedish webshop about 3 months ago. Paid for it and all, about 250 USD (including some other **** ), I still haven't got it.

..never buying online again.
#19 to #3 - cockandballz (12/03/2013) [-]
Even if you got that it still wouldve been a ripoff GH3 is mad old.
User avatar #39 to #19 - iridium (12/04/2013) [-]
How do you know he didnt buy it when it came out?
#49 to #39 - cockandballz (12/04/2013) [-]
The answer lies somewhere in his comment, I won't tell you where because that would ruin the magic.
User avatar #53 to #49 - iridium (12/04/2013) [-]
I'm ******* stupid.
#58 to #53 - cockandballz (12/04/2013) [-]
Happens to us all.
#147 to #58 - chuckchuckwood (12/29/2013) [-]
No, just you.
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#107 to #3 - analleakage (12/04/2013) [-]
I got it for $0
User avatar #109 to #3 - Soilwork (12/04/2013) [-]
who the **** would look for a "swedish webshop" to buy something
User avatar #26 to #3 - Grom (12/03/2013) [-]
250 USD? ****** , I could buy that **** for $10 USD at gamestop
User avatar #40 to #26 - iridium (12/04/2013) [-]
Wasn't it like 130$ at release here in the states or something? Considering how jacked up prices are in Europe I wouldn't be surprised.
User avatar #41 to #40 - Grom (12/04/2013) [-]
I think it was like $130 with 2 guitars included, but that was years ago and they'd be happy to just make the sale now
User avatar #6 to #3 - gadgetzan (12/03/2013) [-]
What Swedish webshop was it?
User avatar #8 to #6 - foxxywithpaws (12/03/2013) [-]
Amåsøn
User avatar #116 to #6 - kaitora (12/04/2013) [-]
Might be CDon.com

They're ******* horrible in customer service.
User avatar #59 to #6 - hipickausername (12/04/2013) [-]
Ikea
User avatar #16 to #3 - crampers (12/03/2013) [-]
250 USD for Guitar hero 3

haha
#98 to #16 - incognitoad (12/04/2013) [-]
"250 USD (including some other **** )"
Try reading the whole sentence before commenting.
User avatar #4 to #3 - trippywalrus (12/03/2013) [-]
Or just use an authentic website, like Amazon.
#36 to #4 - nyawgga (12/03/2013) [-]
I hears Amazon is planned to use drones to deliver, actually
I hears Amazon is planned to use drones to deliver, actually
User avatar #42 to #36 - Grom (12/04/2013) [-]
order 50 dildos and play Cry of the Valkyries as they're being delivered
User avatar #83 to #42 - pooplol (12/04/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure I'd rather play Ride of the Valkyries
#44 to #42 - nyawgga (12/04/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#86 to #36 - PadreRasta (12/04/2013) [-]
They are testing already, but only for small and nearby deliveries.
#122 to #86 - tastycupcakes (12/04/2013) [-]
But the greatest part is that they are becoming increasingly more local! This was a very exciting episode of 60 Minutes
#94 - ManInKilt (12/04/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#92 - bigpotato (12/04/2013) [-]
reminded me of this one
User avatar #7 - joeyliquid (12/03/2013) [-]
There isn't really any good way to go about penis enlargement. Just like really ain't a way to increase breast size without becoming the silicon queen.
User avatar #11 to #7 - heartlessrobot (12/03/2013) [-]
I thought a penis pump would work a little.
#10 to #7 - anon (12/03/2013) [-]
actually you can get a bigger dick, it just takes a lot of time and work. Ive gained almost 1/2 an inch over a 3 month period. Check out pegym website. Im not even joking.... it just takes time.
User avatar #18 to #10 - joeyliquid (12/03/2013) [-]
I actually went to that website. Somewhat made me cringe inwardly at some of the suggested "excersies". Some seemed reasonable and a few were the common ones like penis pumps. I'm sure you'll be able to gain something, pehraps 1 in? Shouldn't really make a big difference right? Unless your tiny already..
Besides I rather not spends hours nearly masturbating but not quite masturbating and essentially performing yoga but just with my dick. Still thanks Anon.
#12 to #10 - anon (12/03/2013) [-]
I'll rather not hang weights from my penis
#56 - peezle (12/04/2013) [-]
**peezle rolled a random image posted in comment #6773137 at Safe For Work Random Board ** What I bought online.
#108 to #56 - anon (12/04/2013) [-]
>VIII
NO! KEEP INSIDE THE QUARANTINE ZONE THAT IS /mlp/ YOU ************ FAGGOTS. STAY THE **** OFF OF /b/.
#96 to #56 - anon (12/04/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #89 at 710 ** Well I got THIS baby.
User avatar #57 to #56 - peezle (12/04/2013) [-]
**** ME.
#60 to #57 - turbotank (12/04/2013) [-]
**turbotank rolled a random image posted in comment #6604795 at Safe For Work Random Board ** with his penis enlarger
User avatar #85 to #60 - cormy ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
If you read that thread... It's highly relevantant to what you just said.
#61 to #60 - turbotank (12/04/2013) [-]
**turbotank rolled a random image posted in comment #191 at Russians **OH GOD WTF DID I ROLL
#79 to #77 - turbotank (12/04/2013) [-]
**turbotank rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Ice Cube goes to Japan ** wtf is that thing on your face solider
#80 to #79 - dagreatmax (12/04/2013) [-]
**dagreatmax rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at Can you not.. ** what?
#88 to #79 - peezle (12/04/2013) [-]
**peezle rolled a random image posted in comment #87 at you lil shits ** Freedom
#125 to #77 - spetsnaztm (12/04/2013) [-]
Just wondering, y'all do know that means "Bitch (and not the dog type of bitch)" in Russian?

Don't mean to sound condescending or anything, just informing in case that was unknown.
User avatar #141 to #125 - dagreatmax (12/04/2013) [-]
You're right. Вы из России?
#143 to #141 - spetsnaztm (12/04/2013) [-]
да.
User avatar #144 to #143 - dagreatmax (12/04/2013) [-]
I'm Ukrainian, I haven't been taught the other meaning of cyka though so thanks for your insight.
#145 to #144 - spetsnaztm (12/05/2013) [-]
No problem. Always glad to help out an Eastern European.
User avatar #72 to #61 - peezle (12/04/2013) [-]
At least it wasn't ponies.
#73 to #72 - turbotank (12/04/2013) [-]
**turbotank rolled a random image posted in comment #6570483 at Safe For Work Random Board ** yep just that lucky . . .
**turbotank rolled a random image posted in comment #6570483 at Safe For Work Random Board ** yep just that lucky . . .
#132 to #74 - turbotank (12/04/2013) [-]
**turbotank rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at British Airways ** THIS ALL ESCALATED SO ******* QUICKLY
#97 to #57 - opaayumu (12/04/2013) [-]
**opaayumu rolled a random image posted in comment #294589 at Shin Anime Social Board ** i'll 			****		 you with this.
**opaayumu rolled a random image posted in comment #294589 at Shin Anime Social Board ** i'll **** you with this.
#118 to #56 - moldybreadcrumb (12/04/2013) [-]
I feel so, so bad for you.
I feel so, so bad for you.
#64 - crazybomber (12/04/2013) [-]
**crazybomber rolled a random image posted in comment #1915 at Friendly ** what I bought online
#65 to #64 - crazybomber (12/04/2013) [-]
**crazybomber rolled a random image posted in comment #6570226 at Safe For Work Random Board ** crap
#62 - cartrman (12/04/2013) [-]
**cartrman rolled a random image posted in comment #98770 at Friendly ** I bought this on amazon today.
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