Oh man NASA's gunna be pissed. . Tou , n iped Neil Arm. Halo stories: > Halo 4 > Come back after small vacation > Been playing other games, forgot controls a bit > Try to switch guns, throw grenade instea
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#24 - lolollo ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
Halo stories:

> Halo 4
> Come back after small vacation
> Been playing other games, forgot controls a bit
> Try to switch guns, throw grenade instead
> "FIRST STRIKE! GAINED THE LEAD!"
> MFW Hail Mary medal pops up on screen
User avatar #116 to #24 - srskate (01/24/2014) [-]
>Halo 3
>Pit Stop
>Got the sniper
>Take a guy out with a headshot
>BETRAYAL!
>Confused as ****
>Look at the video in theater
>Sniped both an enemy and my teammate
>teammate was behind enemy, crouched, and invis
>2for1
User avatar #61 to #24 - smithforprez (01/23/2014) [-]
I tossed a nade behind some wall in RO2 because i felt like it, it blew some guy up and i leveled up about 80 times and unlocked everything in the game. later they reset everyones ranks and unlocks after a patch.
#27 to #24 - orangepikmin (01/23/2014) [-]
> Halo 3 ODST   
>Playing on Rat's nest   
>Me and friend are having a hammer fight   
>During the scuffle, we had somehow launched a Warthog high into the air   
>Friend kills me, starts to laugh   
>Warthog comes crashing on him and I get the splatter kill   
>MFW his body crumbled up and flew away like a majestic giraffe being shot through a cannon
> Halo 3 ODST
>Playing on Rat's nest
>Me and friend are having a hammer fight
>During the scuffle, we had somehow launched a Warthog high into the air
>Friend kills me, starts to laugh
>Warthog comes crashing on him and I get the splatter kill
>MFW his body crumbled up and flew away like a majestic giraffe being shot through a cannon
#35 to #27 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
>Also Halo 3 ODST. Also Rat's Nest
>Have rocket Launcher
>Wait on the "cliff" area
>Fully loaded enemy warthog approaches, I destroy it.
>Same warthog of enemies respawns and attacks again, I use my next rocket on it.
>Now out of rockets, and they're really out for vengeance this time.
>Enemy closing in, nowhere to hide, no rockets.
>Throw gravity lift equipment
>Enemy warthog flies off cliff.
>MFW each of them gets a suicide.
#89 to #35 - snowshark (01/24/2014) [-]
>Halo 3   
>Construct   
>Enemy team just got nuked, respawned together on bottom floor.   
>I see them   
>Stick one   
>All 4 go up lift, explode on the way up   
>My friend bursts out laughing as 4 red bodies fly up out of the lift   
>Later same game kill 2 with one sniper bullet   
>Beat all 4 in the one room because they throw too many grenades and kill each other.   
>MFW that was the day I realise it is the day of my ascension!   
>I am noob no more. Now I am become hacker, destroyer of noobs. Rustler of jimmies.
>Halo 3
>Construct
>Enemy team just got nuked, respawned together on bottom floor.
>I see them
>Stick one
>All 4 go up lift, explode on the way up
>My friend bursts out laughing as 4 red bodies fly up out of the lift
>Later same game kill 2 with one sniper bullet
>Beat all 4 in the one room because they throw too many grenades and kill each other.
>MFW that was the day I realise it is the day of my ascension!
>I am noob no more. Now I am become hacker, destroyer of noobs. Rustler of jimmies.
#73 - kibbleking (01/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #95 to #73 - elmarcocfc (01/24/2014) [-]
Rip Neil Armstrong. You were an inspiration to us-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
User avatar #76 to #73 - biomedic (01/23/2014) [-]
AEIOUAEIOUAEIOU
#32 - tazzerz ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
I love halo pictures
I love halo pictures
User avatar #47 to #32 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
I love halo in general...

why did 343 have to turn it into a CoD space shooter? That **** was my solace during my mid teen years. my only regret was not getting into it sooner. I won Halo 3 ODST through a stacker machine, about 6 months or so before reach came out. I never even participated in the beta.. :c
User avatar #94 to #47 - snowshark (01/24/2014) [-]
It's -not- Space-CoD. Seriously dude, it's miles from CoD. Yes, I dislike Halo 4 but for the reasons it deserves to be disliked, not because it copied prevalent trends in the market like CoD did to Halo back in the day.

1: The Streaks give weaponry/boosts, not summoning insanely overpowered bonuses that make it impossible for the enemy to win.
2: The streaks persist through death and you get points for doing a lot of things, not just for killing.
3: Loadouts allow basic weaponry, not rockets/snipers/other unnecessarily overpowered weaponry.

Now, why it deserves to be hated.
1) Instaspawns kill the flow of the match, often you get killed by the guy you just killed because he knows where you are.
2) Loadouts and streaks removed weapons from the map, destroying map flow and removing the need for spawn-control.
3) Over-abundance of mid-long range spawn weaponry renders close-combat obsolete and ranged combat frustrating.
4) Not popping from scope removes the need for the carbine (meant to confuse snipers, making them zoom in and out to get back in control), as well as makes snipers overpowered and cross-mapping too easy.
5) Vehicles are tougher but everyone spawns with stickies, making most vehicles largely useless.
6) Bullet magnetism makes cross-mapping too easy.
7) Wide-open maps become deathtraps, close-maps are too big because otherwise most weapons would be obsolete.
8) Sprinting forces maps to be larger, destroying maps that flowed magnificently like Guardian and Epitaph.
9) Shields recharge too slow because there is too much cover and otherwise people would be able to hide/escape. Slow recharge slows action for you whilst everyone else moves at high speeds, leaving you liable to die, no matter how clever you are.
10) Loadouts remove equality by giving people weapons/armour abilities that are too powerful.
11) Flood is poor replacement to infection, the best custom game type.
12) No firefight.
13) Nobody talks, meaning no community, meaning no fun.

More?
User avatar #146 to #94 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
you're in the right here
User avatar #118 to #94 - srskate (01/24/2014) [-]
1. >Removed the notion of map control
2. >Ensures that if a team starts dominating, they'll probably continue because they'll get streaks faster

So I think 1 and 2 are also bad things about the game.
User avatar #119 to #118 - snowshark (01/24/2014) [-]
I never said they were good or bad things, rather I was highlighting how they were a different system to CoD that only looks similar. I highlighted both of those points in the baker's dozen I listed beneath. But just for posterity's sake:

14) Failed to copy the feeling of meaningful progression from Halo 3 that bungie themselves ****** over in Halo:Reach. Tried to make it better, ended up making it a whole lot worse.
#120 to #119 - srskate (01/24/2014) [-]
Ahh, i misinterpreted your format. We agree on many things.   
   
Dude were you there for the halo 2 community? I was young, but hell yeah was it the greatest. Tower of Power!
Ahh, i misinterpreted your format. We agree on many things.

Dude were you there for the halo 2 community? I was young, but hell yeah was it the greatest. Tower of Power!
User avatar #150 to #120 - snowshark (01/24/2014) [-]
The Halo 2 community was the good but Halo 3 was the best of the games. Everything that made Halo 2 good was streamlined and elaborated upon to create the best all-round shooter game that's ever been and I stand by that. There may be games that do certain things better than Halo 3 but there are no shooters that do 'more' things as well as Halo 3 does. From the engaging progression to the varied gametypes, to the astounding customisation in custom games, to the astoundingly good campaign, to the community.

Halo 3 really took the best of Halo 1 and 2 and combined them and then added even more. No Halo game since then has been able to capture the same level of improvement and innovation that came with Halo 3. Reach butchered the game with the DMRs but nowhere near as badly as with Halo 4. ODST implemented the firefight mechanics which were great, or at least would have been if you could ever get a game going. Halo 4 was a mess. No, as much as people coo and pine for Halo 2, it was Halo 3 that had the best of both worlds and it should be the basis for all Halo games to work off of because it is currently the standard that has yet to be beaten.
#45 - triplexrated **User deleted account** (01/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #97 to #45 - snowshark (01/24/2014) [-]
That's just how he rolls.
User avatar #56 to #45 - civilizedwasteland (01/23/2014) [-]
thumb because I can relate
#72 - danzoshimura (01/23/2014) [-]
File share was such a great feature.

"I'm fer reals, srsly"
#48 - triplexrated **User deleted account** (01/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #82 to #48 - warzon ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
There was no hope for him.
User avatar #98 to #82 - elmarcocfc (01/24/2014) [-]
Poor bastard never stood a chance.
User avatar #108 to #98 - warzon ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
The tower of many was too powerful
the ultimate tactica had no possible foe.
User avatar #1 - hamsterball ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
but...but...neil armstong is dead
#3 to #1 - nonowgetout ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #2 to #1 - chuckstein (01/23/2014) [-]
You bet he is. ****** took a .50 to the head. Didn't you see the content?
User avatar #6 to #2 - jonnyp (01/23/2014) [-]
i dig your avatar.
User avatar #8 to #6 - technobanana (01/23/2014) [-]
Took me ages to realize there was 2 different people...
User avatar #7 to #6 - chuckstein (01/23/2014) [-]
I dig yours.
#9 to #7 - rainbowhead (01/23/2014) [-]
Related wallpapers because I can .
#29 to #12 - coaldawg (01/23/2014) [-]
I've got a couple more.
#93 to #31 - yaybacon (01/24/2014) [-]
This one isn't the superintendent but it is ODST related.
User avatar #141 to #93 - captinchikin ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
I've got a poster of my wall of that exact same image
User avatar #13 to #12 - promor (01/23/2014) [-]
What is this?
#15 to #13 - rainbowhead (01/23/2014) [-]
Wallpapers?
User avatar #16 to #15 - promor (01/23/2014) [-]
Well yes but i meant does that icon have any kind of significance other than being a smiley face withought a mouth.
User avatar #18 to #16 - rainbowhead (01/23/2014) [-]
Oh, sorry.
These are icons of an AI from Halo 3: ODST. It controls systems of city New Mombasa where the game takes place.
User avatar #20 to #18 - promor (01/23/2014) [-]
Many thanks
User avatar #17 to #13 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
That's the superintendent, or at least the avatar of it. He's a recurring "character" in Halo 3 ODST.
User avatar #19 to #17 - promor (01/23/2014) [-]
Thanks much friend
#21 to #19 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]


I'm not your friend, buddy!
#49 to #21 - promor (01/23/2014) [-]
Only suitable reaction picture i could find
User avatar #50 to #2 - masdercheef (01/23/2014) [-]
All these ************* "it's a 17mm round, it's a 20mm round!" Technically it's 14.7mm, but really, use anything bigger than 12.7mm on a person and you don't need to get into specifics anyway. The target is equally as ****** .
User avatar #109 to #2 - chuckstein (01/24/2014) [-]
Holy **** , #1 spot guys. Thanks.
#103 to #2 - spetsnazvymple (01/24/2014) [-]
bigger than that.
User avatar #44 to #2 - blazefox (01/23/2014) [-]
actually it's a 17mm sniper, bigger than a .50 but still, yeah he dead
User avatar #33 to #2 - matoromahri ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
by a jewish bastard, no less
#22 to #2 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
That is a 20mm sniper rifle, not a .50.
User avatar #26 to #22 - oosime (01/23/2014) [-]
i thought it was a 14mm or something similar.
#68 - dinonino (01/23/2014) [-]
I've seen a lot of ****
#38 - samoaspider (01/23/2014) [-]
I've never cared about any achievements, but hot damn that should be one!
I've never cared about any achievements, but hot damn that should be one!
#125 - daaaaarkstar (01/24/2014) [-]
That was a good shot, but you Neily missed him

sorry
User avatar #137 to #125 - DontDeleteMeAgain (01/24/2014) [-]
NEVER BE SORRY FOR PUNS
#83 - yorker (01/23/2014) [-]
Oh thank god.

You almost hit Major Tom!
User avatar #59 - wydell (01/23/2014) [-]
I miss the Halo 3 fileshare system
#54 - dallay (01/23/2014) [-]
took 2 shots you suck!
#105 to #54 - darksouldew (01/24/2014) [-]
It's called a double tap!!!
It's called a double tap!!!
#86 - xIArcticIx (01/24/2014) [-]
BattleField + Halo = My Wallpaper
#99 to #86 - Spikeydeath (01/24/2014) [-]
Spikey Likey
#142 to #86 - DontDeleteMeAgain (01/24/2014) [-]
stealingstealingstealingstealingstealingstealingstealingstealingstealings tealingstealingstealingstealingstealingstealingstealingstealingstealingstealings tealingstealingstealing

and contributing
#143 to #86 - bitey (01/24/2014) [-]
I like my Halo x Dead Space background.
#88 to #86 - salihzzz (01/24/2014) [-]
not a halo funn but dayum
not a halo funn but dayum
User avatar #100 to #88 - salihzzz (01/24/2014) [-]
fan* ffs
inb4 Grammar PD
#75 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
**** , the new HALO games should really come out for the PC..
User avatar #148 to #75 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
You mean Halo 3 should come out for the PC
#78 - abjecttestament (01/23/2014) [-]
Let Me Show you My plasma Cannon ;)
User avatar #140 to #78 - DontDeleteMeAgain (01/24/2014) [-]
oh god the memories. that spasm when you hit the ground trying to fit properly with the dirt!
#91 to #78 - anon (01/24/2014) [-]
bow chicka bow wow
User avatar #69 - nibbero ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
Just Neil? Not a Neil and Buzz double kill? ******* casuals!!!
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