Oh Russia.... . So dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says "aren' t you supposed to be in the ocean?" and the whale says "Yes." A joke laid by th
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Oh Russia...

So dog walks into the forest and he sees a
whale and says "aren' t you supposed to be in
the ocean?" and the whale says "Yes."
A joke laid by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school
Nia win metapedia)
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Submitted: 10/08/2013
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User avatar #1 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (10/08/2013) [+] (6 replies)
"where do you put sperm?
In the sperm bank. "
A 17 year ol guy literally said this to me
User avatar #34 - insanepyromania (10/09/2013) [-]
"Aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?"

"Whale, Yes"
I hope someone gets this
#16 - twofreegerbils (10/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #20 - tytanhavok (10/09/2013) [-]
"Whats worse then a rainy day?"
"Nuclear warfare"
#9 - marlton (10/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #11 - demandsgayversion (10/09/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Yeah, humor gets weird across cultures. I still don't see what's so funny about Monty Python.
#12 to #11 - melwach (10/09/2013) [-]
Everything? You don't even need to be a fan of British culture.
Everything? You don't even need to be a fan of British culture.
User avatar #53 - theshadowed (10/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust
#43 - mistalleks (10/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
So I am russian, но пруфов не будет, лол.

And I know one more awesome joke: "So a man wants to buy a hat. He tries one. And holy-moly it suits him well!"
#39 - anonymous (10/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
in soviet russia, joke laughs at you.
#41 to #39 - killasmasha (10/09/2013) [-]
no.
no.
#6 - prvcowboy (10/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I know this one "So a bear walks into the forest and he sees a car burning. He sets into the car and burn down". It's Russian too.
#38 - crellow (10/09/2013) [-]
**crellow rolled a random comment #25 posted by thesovereigngrave at The Great Beta Cleanse of 2013 ** :
What my dog says
#44 - lupusmalus (10/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #35 - goobyman (10/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't get it.
#25 - neoexdeath ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
I should be, but there was some...unpleasantness, I can never go back.
I should be, but there was some...unpleasantness, I can never go back.
#8 - oodlesandoodles ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
"Your brother is so ugly, that your mother said 'Holy mother of God' because he looked like a she." - Told by a friend from high school. 100% Serious. 100% American.
#81 - Blasthole (10/09/2013) [-]
Good job lightbulb, getting better!
#76 - anonymous (10/09/2013) [-]
This is actually hilarious if you put on your best "drunk russian" voice and read it out loud
User avatar #18 - Milos (10/09/2013) [-]
Did You Like Matthew Perry's 'Peach' Joke?
I liked this joke.
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