Oh Jeff . . .. Saw this posted a while back and thought I'd post it. Not OC My first post ever., FJ. Be gentle please.. There is this guy an the bus who calls h funny tumblr self narration
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Oh Jeff . . .. Saw this posted a while back and thought I'd post it. Not OC My first post ever., FJ. Be gentle please.. There is this guy an the bus who calls h

Saw this posted a while back and thought I'd post it.** Not OC**
My first post ever., FJ. Be gentle please.

There is this guy an the bus who calls himself Jeff. Jeff narrates the entire bus
ride in third person. Today was the only day I have been an the bus with Jeff
where someone has told him to shut up. Jeff sighed and then said "Jeff
dramatically looks out of the window while sighing. couldnt understand
why people had to be so rude." The person who told him to shut up now looks
like he is going to cry out of frustration.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #1 - hektoroftroy
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See, this is the reason I like seeing tumblr posts on here.
FJ filters out all the rest of the tumblr crap, and what we end up with are tumblr gems like this one.
If you've got a problem with mediocre tumblr posts, whatever.
If you've got a problem with the good tumblr posts, you can choke on a bag of dicks.
#55 to #1 - anon id: bf26fd56
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i agree that this one is funny but i don't think the thousand post sucking RDJ and Tom Hiddleston's dicks and the thousand fanboy posts are gems
#67 to #1 - magicalpotato
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#5 to #1 - thatsnumberwang
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theflamingfire
User avatar #49 to #5 - theflamingfire
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Yes
#10 to #5 - thorseph
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you know, that would imply stealing content from funny junk to post on tumblr, the grammar .
#26 to #10 - thatsnumberwang
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''the grammar .''
mfw the gap between the word and the full stop
#44 to #26 - confusedasian
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Don't mind me. I'm just commenting so I can come back to this later to see if anyone has the source for your weird ass gremlin guy.
Don't mind me. I'm just commenting so I can come back to this later to see if anyone has the source for your weird ass gremlin guy.
User avatar #66 to #44 - PadreRasta
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(12/29/2013) [-]
Understanding Joshua by Charlie White
#41 to #26 - ghostofgemini
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the ****?
#32 to #26 - schneidend
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What the **** is happening in this picture?
What the **** is happening in this picture?
User avatar #91 to #32 - cosmicapprentice
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(12/29/2013) [-]
It's from a photo montage called Understanding Joshua by Charlie White.
User avatar #3 - raceyoutothetop
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(12/28/2013) [-]
Plot twist: Jeff also posts to Tumblr in third person.
#63 to #3 - anon id: 6122c6b6
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******* 4th-person perspective
User avatar #100 to #3 - gagster
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(12/29/2013) [-]
m. night shyamalan plot twist: Jeff also has a funnyjunk account.
User avatar #113 to #100 - jellybob
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Shakespeare plot twist, Jeff's uncle murdered his father.
User avatar #13 - stijnverheye
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(12/28/2013) [-]
i want a personal narator for my life
User avatar #17 to #13 - sepheroth
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Stijnverheye wished with all his might, but sadly, was about to learn the true meanings of false hope and crushing disappointment.
User avatar #21 to #17 - ykaliber
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But all of a sudden stijnverheye heard someone knock on his door. "Who could it be at this hour of day?" He wondered. Swiftly he paused his movie of hardcore granny bukake on his PC and stood up to go to the door...
#56 to #21 - slowshade
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(12/29/2013) [-]
and thats when he saw Morgan Freemen, here to narrate his life until the day it ended.
#62 to #21 - hurzg
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(12/29/2013) [-]
It was terminarator, the notorious bionic Matador from Granada/Spain.
User avatar #53 to #21 - stijnverheye
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and it excist
User avatar #51 to #21 - stijnverheye
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you seem to have ignited a spark of curiosity
#36 to #21 - cookiecoketwo
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#50 to #17 - stijnverheye
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That was actually fking cool , i read it with that narator from Stanley
User avatar #87 to #50 - sepheroth
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Well, the false hope was supposed to be getting one post narrated, and the crushing disappointment was going to be getting nothing else narrated ever.

But others seem to have ran with it a little.
#22 - twotwelve
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what if Jeff made this post, still in the third person?
what if Jeff made this post, still in the third person?
#28 to #22 - killerofcows
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of all the times Ive seen this repost I never seen your comment before
#39 to #22 - anon id: bb2859c5
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you mean like comment #3?

asshole
User avatar #71 to #39 - godhatesusall
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You're a ******* idiot.
#37 to #22 - iheartjackiechan
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I thought that too, until the part where the writer says "I"
User avatar #27 to #22 - funnyfuuuuuu
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What if you are Jeff?
#40 to #27 - arialynx
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What if we are all Jeff?
#54 to #40 - aaronsalsa
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Comment Picture
#80 to #40 - dasbrot
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#7 - anon id: 089db5fa
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This Jeff guy sounds like a ******* annoying asshole. I'd hate this guy. I'd tell him to shut the **** up too.
User avatar #14 to #7 - epicpoke
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After commenting, Anon leaves his PC to go suck a dick
#15 to #14 - anon id: 089db5fa
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... what the ****? No I didn't... I don't suck dick, I'm straight. And I'm right here, didn't leave.
User avatar #31 to #15 - schneidend
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He furiously sucked some dick and kept commenting through his iPhone. His masterful ministrations quickly worked a dirty homeless man to orgasm.
#33 to #31 - anon id: 089db5fa
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... are you high or just stupid? I don't have an iPhone... Why are you just making random **** up like some schizophrenic asshole? You seem to really be focused on dick sucking though... seems like someone is projecting.
User avatar #35 to #33 - schneidend
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Truly ashamed of the perverse lusts he had just sated, anon lashed out at people on the Internet, projecting his own demons onto others. Every remark was a cathartic lash of the whip to his soul, but the scar tissue was piling up. Soon, no amount of anonymous *********** would keep the pain at bay.
User avatar #79 to #33 - epicpoke
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(12/29/2013) [-]
Ok, you seem quite upset. Unfortunately, you might not see this. I am narrating your "life". It's a joke. Laugh. Ha ha. Calm down.
#52 - shaggydaddy
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He's just practicing his narration for the Jeff Parable
User avatar #78 to #52 - someponynew
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(12/29/2013) [-]
AHHH Mother ****** beat me to it!
#86 to #52 - thempc
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******* genius
#68 - anon id: 6287f384
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Another tumblr post? Automatic thumb down.
User avatar #74 to #68 - mitchr
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Another whiny bitch? Automatic thumb down.
#76 to #74 - tehwaffles
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another whiny bitch whining about tumblr getting thumb down?   
not boarding that train
another whiny bitch whining about tumblr getting thumb down?
not boarding that train
User avatar #81 to #76 - mitchr
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(12/29/2013) [-]
... Alright, fair enough. I deserved the red.
#99 to #81 - slysixtyfourwii
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Don't worry buddy, I'll you up, because I **** ing love you
User avatar #106 to #99 - mitchr
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lvu2bby
That was the first time I ever typed that, and to an extent, I am disgusted with myself for it.
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#77 to #68 - jalthelas
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User avatar #38 - mrblueftw
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I imagine jeffs voice as the one from Stanley parable.
#16 - makutasfinest
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People who narrate their lives audibly have something figured out that the rest of us don't.
People who narrate their lives audibly have something figured out that the rest of us don't.
User avatar #25 to #16 - Sterski
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How to piss off everyone around them?
User avatar #70 - wafflestastegood [OP]
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(12/29/2013) [-]
Thanks so much FJ. This is literally my first post ever and I got Front Page. You guys are awesome.