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Oh Jeff . . .

Oh Jeff . . .. Saw this posted a while back and thought I'd post it. Not OC My first post ever., FJ. Be gentle please.. There is this guy an the bus who calls h

Saw this posted a while back and thought I'd post it.** Not OC**
My first post ever., FJ. Be gentle please.

There is this guy an the bus who calls himself Jeff. Jeff narrates the entire bus
ride in third person. Today was the only day I have been an the bus with Jeff
where someone has told him to shut up. Jeff sighed and then said "Jeff
dramatically looks out of the window while sighing. couldnt understand
why people had to be so rude." The person who told him to shut up now looks
like he is going to cry out of frustration.
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User avatar #3 - raceyoutothetop (12/28/2013) [-]
Plot twist: Jeff also posts to Tumblr in third person.
#63 to #3 - anon (12/29/2013) [-]
******* 4th-person perspective
User avatar #100 to #3 - gagster (12/29/2013) [-]
m. night shyamalan plot twist: Jeff also has a funnyjunk account.
User avatar #113 to #100 - jellybob (12/29/2013) [-]
Shakespeare plot twist, Jeff's uncle murdered his father.
#22 - twotwelve (12/28/2013) [-]
what if Jeff made this post, still in the third person?
what if Jeff made this post, still in the third person?
#28 to #22 - killerofcows (12/28/2013) [-]
of all the times Ive seen this repost I never seen your comment before
#39 to #22 - anon (12/28/2013) [-]
you mean like comment #3?

asshole
User avatar #71 to #39 - godhatesusall (12/29/2013) [-]
You're a ******* idiot.
#37 to #22 - iheartjackiechan (12/28/2013) [-]
I thought that too, until the part where the writer says "I"
User avatar #27 to #22 - funnyfuuuuuu (12/28/2013) [-]
What if you are Jeff?
#40 to #27 - arialynx (12/28/2013) [-]
What if we are all Jeff?
#52 - shaggydaddy (12/28/2013) [-]
He's just practicing his narration for the Jeff Parable
User avatar #78 to #52 - someponynew (12/29/2013) [-]
AHHH Mother ****** beat me to it!
User avatar #13 - stijnverheye (12/28/2013) [-]
i want a personal narator for my life
User avatar #17 to #13 - sepheroth (12/28/2013) [-]
Stijnverheye wished with all his might, but sadly, was about to learn the true meanings of false hope and crushing disappointment.
#50 to #17 - stijnverheye (12/28/2013) [-]
That was actually fking cool , i read it with that narator from Stanley
User avatar #87 to #50 - sepheroth (12/29/2013) [-]
Well, the false hope was supposed to be getting one post narrated, and the crushing disappointment was going to be getting nothing else narrated ever.

But others seem to have ran with it a little.
User avatar #21 to #17 - ykaliber (12/28/2013) [-]
But all of a sudden stijnverheye heard someone knock on his door. "Who could it be at this hour of day?" He wondered. Swiftly he paused his movie of hardcore granny bukake on his PC and stood up to go to the door...
#56 to #21 - slowshade (12/29/2013) [-]
and thats when he saw Morgan Freemen, here to narrate his life until the day it ended.
#62 to #21 - hurzg (12/29/2013) [-]
It was terminarator, the notorious bionic Matador from Granada/Spain.
User avatar #53 to #21 - stijnverheye (12/28/2013) [-]
and it excist
User avatar #51 to #21 - stijnverheye (12/28/2013) [-]
you seem to have ignited a spark of curiosity
-5
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User avatar #1 - hektoroftroy (12/28/2013) [-]
See, this is the reason I like seeing tumblr posts on here.
FJ filters out all the rest of the tumblr crap, and what we end up with are tumblr gems like this one.
If you've got a problem with mediocre tumblr posts, whatever.
If you've got a problem with the good tumblr posts, you can choke on a bag of dicks.
#5 to #1 - thatsnumberwang ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
theflamingfire
User avatar #49 to #5 - theflamingfire (12/28/2013) [-]
Yes
#10 to #5 - thorseph (12/28/2013) [-]
you know, that would imply stealing content from funny junk to post on tumblr, the grammar .
#26 to #10 - thatsnumberwang ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
''the grammar .''
mfw the gap between the word and the full stop
#44 to #26 - confusedasian (12/28/2013) [-]
Don't mind me. I'm just commenting so I can come back to this later to see if anyone has the source for your weird ass gremlin guy.
Don't mind me. I'm just commenting so I can come back to this later to see if anyone has the source for your weird ass gremlin guy.
User avatar #66 to #44 - PadreRasta (12/29/2013) [-]
Understanding Joshua by Charlie White
#32 to #26 - schneidend (12/28/2013) [-]
What the 			****		 is happening in this picture?
What the **** is happening in this picture?
User avatar #91 to #32 - cosmicapprentice (12/29/2013) [-]
It's from a photo montage called Understanding Joshua by Charlie White.
#55 to #1 - anon (12/28/2013) [-]
i agree that this one is funny but i don't think the thousand post sucking RDJ and Tom Hiddleston's dicks and the thousand fanboy posts are gems
User avatar #38 - mrblueftw (12/28/2013) [-]
I imagine jeffs voice as the one from Stanley parable.
User avatar #70 - wafflestastegood (12/29/2013) [-]
Thanks so much FJ. This is literally my first post ever and I got Front Page. You guys are awesome.
User avatar #18 - include (12/28/2013) [-]
**include rolled a random comment #63 posted by amammcmam at my mom ** :
whenever I have diarrhea I always think what would happen if I got kidnapped.
I'm that type of person that thinks if someone kills me and my bowels go, they're gonna have a hard time cleaning it up.
What i would narrate my life as
User avatar #117 to #18 - amammcmam (01/01/2014) [-]
LMFAO
Sorry I didn't reply last year.
#64 - justwhatevs (12/29/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#42 - anon (12/28/2013) [-]
Description :   
Saw this posted a while back and thought I'd post it.** Not OC**   
My first post ever., FJ. Be gentle please.   
FJ. Be gentle please.
Description :
Saw this posted a while back and thought I'd post it.** Not OC**
My first post ever., FJ. Be gentle please.
FJ. Be gentle please.
#6 - ihateaccountnames (12/28/2013) [-]
Jeff enjoys seeing himself on Funnyjunk
#16 - makutasfinest (12/28/2013) [-]
People who narrate their lives audibly have something figured out that the rest of us don't.
People who narrate their lives audibly have something figured out that the rest of us don't.
User avatar #25 to #16 - Sterski (12/28/2013) [-]
How to piss off everyone around them?
User avatar #8 - redstonealchemist (12/28/2013) [-]
when i read about this jeff story i always imagine he sounds like morgan freeman
User avatar #11 to #8 - sisterblister (12/28/2013) [-]
ditto
#57 - slowshade (12/29/2013) [-]
**slowshade rolled a random image posted in comment #171 at We're dead. We're all dead. ** the person I want narrating my life
User avatar #58 to #57 - dawdawdwa (12/29/2013) [-]
Nope nope nope nope!
User avatar #69 to #58 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
Daw daw daw daw!
#88 to #57 - thempc (12/29/2013) [-]
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**thempc rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at Mr potter version 2.0 **
who i want to narrate my life
User avatar #89 to #88 - thempc (12/29/2013) [-]
cool
#47 - manofiron (12/28/2013) [-]
**manofiron rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at sign me up right now ** I sometimes enjoy talking in third-person.
User avatar #24 - Sterski (12/28/2013) [-]
That sounds outstandingly annoying.
User avatar #12 - realreality (12/28/2013) [-]
Jeff seems like a pretty cool guy. People just don't get Jeff.
#96 - mashedbrotatoes (12/29/2013) [-]
I think I saw this a little while back.  Don't hover over the eye.   I love you   You just had to look didn't you   You little rebel
I think I saw this a little while back. Don't hover over the eye. I love you You just had to look didn't you You little rebel
User avatar #97 to #85 - spanishninja ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
3/10 would still hit.
User avatar #90 to #85 - novembersky **User deleted account** (12/29/2013) [-]
Is that like, a scene/homoerotic version of Jeff the Killer or something?
User avatar #92 to #90 - badmotorfinger (12/29/2013) [-]
no, its just weaboo animefag **** .
User avatar #93 to #92 - novembersky **User deleted account** (12/29/2013) [-]
Please don't confuse all anime fans with people who would make Jeff the Killer a faggot.
**** , it's even possible to draw him in an anime style but not change him up that much.
You'd have to be pretty buttmassively buttdestroyed to refer to that as "just weaboo animefag **** ".
User avatar #94 to #93 - badmotorfinger (12/29/2013) [-]
the anime fans i see on this site irritate me to no end.
#95 to #94 - novembersky **User deleted account** (12/29/2013) [-]
So your response is to generalize them?
User avatar #107 to #94 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm a weeaboo animefag and I find that picture ******* retarded.
User avatar #108 to #107 - badmotorfinger (12/29/2013) [-]
holy **** ... that username.. the cringing...
User avatar #109 to #108 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/29/2013) [-]
Well I ******* told you I was a weeaboo animefag didn't I?
User avatar #110 to #109 - badmotorfinger (12/29/2013) [-]
yeah i guess you're right.
#111 to #110 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/29/2013) [-]
Regardless, creepypasta should never be anime. Ever.
User avatar #112 to #111 - badmotorfinger (12/29/2013) [-]
i gotta agree with you on that one.
#29 - aedai (12/28/2013) [-]
>Jeff's fw
>Jeff's fw
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