Oh Jeff . . .. Saw this posted a while back and thought I'd post it. Not OC My first post ever., FJ. Be gentle please... See, this is the reason I like seeing tumblr posts on here. FJ filters out all the rest of the tumblr crap, and what we end up with are tumblr gems like this on funny tumblr self narration
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#1 - hektoroftroy
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(12/28/2013) [-]
See, this is the reason I like seeing tumblr posts on here.
FJ filters out all the rest of the tumblr crap, and what we end up with are tumblr gems like this one.
If you've got a problem with mediocre tumblr posts, whatever.
If you've got a problem with the good tumblr posts, you can choke on a bag of dicks.
#55 to #1 - anon
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(12/28/2013) [-]
i agree that this one is funny but i don't think the thousand post sucking RDJ and Tom Hiddleston's dicks and the thousand fanboy posts are gems
#67 to #1 - magicalpotato
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(12/29/2013) [-]
#5 to #1 - thatsnumberwang ONLINE
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(12/28/2013) [-]
theflamingfire
#49 to #5 - theflamingfire
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(12/28/2013) [-]
Yes
#10 to #5 - thorseph
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(12/28/2013) [-]
you know, that would imply stealing content from funny junk to post on tumblr, the grammar .
#26 to #10 - thatsnumberwang ONLINE
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(12/28/2013) [-]
''the grammar .''
mfw the gap between the word and the full stop
#44 to #26 - confusedasian
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(12/28/2013) [-]
Don't mind me. I'm just commenting so I can come back to this later to see if anyone has the source for your weird ass gremlin guy.
Don't mind me. I'm just commenting so I can come back to this later to see if anyone has the source for your weird ass gremlin guy.
#66 to #44 - PadreRasta
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(12/29/2013) [-]
Understanding Joshua by Charlie White
#41 to #26 - ghostofgemini
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(12/28/2013) [-]
the ****?
#32 to #26 - schneidend
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(12/28/2013) [-]
What the **** is happening in this picture?
What the **** is happening in this picture?
#91 to #32 - cosmicapprentice
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(12/29/2013) [-]
It's from a photo montage called Understanding Joshua by Charlie White.
#3 - raceyoutothetop
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(12/28/2013) [-]
Plot twist: Jeff also posts to Tumblr in third person.
#63 to #3 - anon
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(12/29/2013) [-]
******* 4th-person perspective
#100 to #3 - gagster
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(12/29/2013) [-]
m. night shyamalan plot twist: Jeff also has a funnyjunk account.
#113 to #100 - jellybob
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(12/29/2013) [-]
Shakespeare plot twist, Jeff's uncle murdered his father.
#13 - stijnverheye
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(12/28/2013) [-]
i want a personal narator for my life
#17 to #13 - sepheroth
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(12/28/2013) [-]
Stijnverheye wished with all his might, but sadly, was about to learn the true meanings of false hope and crushing disappointment.
#21 to #17 - ykaliber
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(12/28/2013) [-]
But all of a sudden stijnverheye heard someone knock on his door. "Who could it be at this hour of day?" He wondered. Swiftly he paused his movie of hardcore granny bukake on his PC and stood up to go to the door...
#56 to #21 - slowshade
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(12/29/2013) [-]
and thats when he saw Morgan Freemen, here to narrate his life until the day it ended.
#62 to #21 - hurzg
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(12/29/2013) [-]
It was terminarator, the notorious bionic Matador from Granada/Spain.
#53 to #21 - stijnverheye
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(12/28/2013) [-]
and it excist
#51 to #21 - stijnverheye
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(12/28/2013) [-]
you seem to have ignited a spark of curiosity
#36 to #21 - cookiecoketwo
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#50 to #17 - stijnverheye
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(12/28/2013) [-]
That was actually fking cool , i read it with that narator from Stanley
#87 to #50 - sepheroth
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(12/29/2013) [-]
Well, the false hope was supposed to be getting one post narrated, and the crushing disappointment was going to be getting nothing else narrated ever.

But others seem to have ran with it a little.
#22 - twotwelve
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(12/28/2013) [-]
what if Jeff made this post, still in the third person?
what if Jeff made this post, still in the third person?
#28 to #22 - killerofcows ONLINE
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(12/28/2013) [-]
of all the times Ive seen this repost I never seen your comment before
#39 to #22 - anon
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(12/28/2013) [-]
you mean like comment #3?

asshole
#71 to #39 - godhatesusall
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(12/29/2013) [-]
You're a ******* idiot.
#37 to #22 - iheartjackiechan
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(12/28/2013) [-]
I thought that too, until the part where the writer says "I"
#27 to #22 - funnyfuuuuuu
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(12/28/2013) [-]
What if you are Jeff?
#40 to #27 - arialynx
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(12/28/2013) [-]
What if we are all Jeff?
#54 to #40 - aaronsalsa
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(12/28/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#80 to #40 - dasbrot
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(12/29/2013) [-]
#7 - anon
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(12/28/2013) [-]
This Jeff guy sounds like a ******* annoying asshole. I'd hate this guy. I'd tell him to shut the **** up too.
#14 to #7 - epicpoke
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(12/28/2013) [-]
After commenting, Anon leaves his PC to go suck a dick
#15 to #14 - anon
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(12/28/2013) [-]
... what the ****? No I didn't... I don't suck dick, I'm straight. And I'm right here, didn't leave.
#31 to #15 - schneidend
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(12/28/2013) [-]
He furiously sucked some dick and kept commenting through his iPhone. His masterful ministrations quickly worked a dirty homeless man to orgasm.
#33 to #31 - anon
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(12/28/2013) [-]
... are you high or just stupid? I don't have an iPhone... Why are you just making random **** up like some schizophrenic asshole? You seem to really be focused on dick sucking though... seems like someone is projecting.
#35 to #33 - schneidend
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(12/28/2013) [-]
Truly ashamed of the perverse lusts he had just sated, anon lashed out at people on the Internet, projecting his own demons onto others. Every remark was a cathartic lash of the whip to his soul, but the scar tissue was piling up. Soon, no amount of anonymous *********** would keep the pain at bay.
#79 to #33 - epicpoke
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(12/29/2013) [-]
Ok, you seem quite upset. Unfortunately, you might not see this. I am narrating your "life". It's a joke. Laugh. Ha ha. Calm down.
#52 - shaggydaddy
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(12/28/2013) [-]
He's just practicing his narration for the Jeff Parable
#78 to #52 - someponynew
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(12/29/2013) [-]
AHHH Mother ****** beat me to it!
#86 to #52 - thempc
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(12/29/2013) [-]
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******* genius
#68 - anon
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(12/29/2013) [-]
Another tumblr post? Automatic thumb down.
#74 to #68 - mitchr
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(12/29/2013) [-]
Another whiny bitch? Automatic thumb down.
#76 to #74 - tehwaffles
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(12/29/2013) [-]
another whiny bitch whining about tumblr getting thumb down?   
not boarding that train
another whiny bitch whining about tumblr getting thumb down?
not boarding that train
#81 to #76 - mitchr
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(12/29/2013) [-]
... Alright, fair enough. I deserved the red.
#99 to #81 - slysixtyfourwii
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(12/29/2013) [-]
Don't worry buddy, I'll you up, because I **** ing love you
#106 to #99 - mitchr
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(12/29/2013) [-]
lvu2bby
That was the first time I ever typed that, and to an extent, I am disgusted with myself for it.
#98 to #81 - slysixtyfourwii
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#77 to #68 - jalthelas
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#38 - mrblueftw ONLINE
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(12/28/2013) [-]
I imagine jeffs voice as the one from Stanley parable.
#16 - makutasfinest
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(12/28/2013) [-]
People who narrate their lives audibly have something figured out that the rest of us don't.
People who narrate their lives audibly have something figured out that the rest of us don't.
#25 to #16 - Sterski
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(12/28/2013) [-]
How to piss off everyone around them?
#70 - wafflestastegood [OP]
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(12/29/2013) [-]
Thanks so much FJ. This is literally my first post ever and I got Front Page. You guys are awesome.