Oh, 4chan. You disgust me. .. I don't get why teeth in a vagina would be a huge deal. Unless they aren't shaped like they would be in a person's mouth. Wouldn't it be pretty much the same as Oh 4chan You disgust me I don't get why teeth in a vagina would be huge deal Unless they aren't shaped like person's mouth Wouldn't it pretty much the same as
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#8 - sparkofinsanity
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(07/11/2014) [-]
I don't get why teeth in a vagina would be a huge deal. Unless they aren't shaped like they would be in a person's mouth. Wouldn't it be pretty much the same as getting a blowjob?
#11 to #8 - anon
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(07/11/2014) [-]
You're one wierd ************.
#17 to #11 - faggotishshit
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Weird ************ indeed.

But he's also a right ************.
#35 to #17 - anon
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(07/12/2014) [-]
But he's not. Because a blowjob needs a tongue as well, and I certainly hope there isn't a tongue coming out of there, yet alone teeth. The main concern is the fact that you could be ******* a girl, and then she'd orgasm and clamp down on your dick and cut it off.

There's a movie about a girl with vaginal teeth and she ends up biting off several people's dicks in the process. In case you wanted a visual/audio representation of what would happen. I'm sure there's lots of screaming.
#51 to #35 - assassindash
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(07/12/2014) [-]
"Was that a worm just now?"

"n- no, I just have have a tongue in my vagina."

"I'm pretty ******* sure that was a worm. I'm also pretty sure that it's half the size of my dick."

"There's no need to insult yourself."

"THERE'S A MOTHER ******* GIANT ASS WORM IN YOUR VAGINA! THE SIZE OF MY DICK IS IRRELEVANT!"
#85 to #35 - laspussy
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(07/12/2014) [-]
what I don't get is how her vagina ends up biting off the dicks.
I'm sure the guys would've felt something wrong the moment they stuck it in and
haven't they heard of foreplay?
Once they stick it in do the teeth just suddenly come out and castrate the guy? They should've felt something sharp and I don't think it would be a clean cut from the base, but rather around the head or shaft. I guess maybe she's tight and if she moves her legs and suddenly clamps down I guess it makes sense but wouldn't it be a long and painful process and not fast like in the movie?
#91 to #85 - gabonicagracy
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Watched the movie, it was almost something she could control, she could have sex without a problem if it was consensual but could flip on you and bite it off if you pissed her off enough...
#93 to #91 - laspussy
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(07/12/2014) [-]
So then if she could control it, basically her teeth work like a bear trap with an on and off switch?
#94 to #93 - gabonicagracy
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Pretty much.
#41 to #35 - leonkierrn
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(07/12/2014) [-]
The movie had some sci fi premise to it, hence why she had like actually shark teeth

Still didn't like it
#36 to #35 - adplum ONLINE
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(07/12/2014) [-]
sauce
#40 to #36 - leonkierrn
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(07/12/2014) [-]
the movies called teeth
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeth_(film)
its long and drawn out i found it rather boring.
#42 to #40 - adplum ONLINE
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(07/12/2014) [-]
looks terrible.
#43 to #42 - leonkierrn
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(07/12/2014) [-]
It had it's moments, but it was more of a cringe thing. If ya like things that make ya cringe you might as well as watched those scenes on you tube or some ****. The rest of the movie is as boring as filler season.
#13 to #8 - anon
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(07/12/2014) [-]
That's a good point. You sir are a modern day Prometheus!
#83 to #8 - anon
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(07/12/2014) [-]
you never saw the movie "Teeth" did you? the vagina dentata are shaped like a cross between a shark and an eel with serrated edges meant for slicing through man meat.
#38 to #8 - hellomynameisbill
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(07/12/2014) [-]
In a bj, the girl uses her lips and tongue to suck and thus moves the teeth out of the way. but with vagina dentata there is no muscle control, and thus there are no lips preventing the teeth from scraping your penis.
#50 to #8 - somethingpants
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(07/12/2014) [-]
There's an actual condition where "teeth" grow in the canal, and they're really jagged. In a blowjob, a girl can just block her teeth with her lips and even then, front teeth aren't sharp and any sane person would keep their canines away from someone's dick.
But with the downstairs teeth, it's a different story. They develop in different shapes and sizes and are mostly very sharp. As in sharp enough that some men nearly lose their dicks.
#58 to #8 - europe
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Yes but imagine getting a blowjob from a shark.
#90 to #8 - collateraldamageco
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(07/12/2014) [-]
like a blowjob where the girl uses teeth
is that the kind of blowjob you like?
#98 to #8 - deckbox
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#21 to #8 - burningsmurfs
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Yes but often time when a girl climaxes, their muscles all clench up for a second, and blargh why are you making me think about this right now haha.
#44 to #8 - leafonthewind ONLINE
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(07/12/2014) [-]
that **** would be like a cheese grater for your dick
#63 to #8 - biscuitsunited
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(07/12/2014) [-]
By all means go for it.
#7 - jgandolph
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(07/11/2014) [-]
who is that. i don't remember her
#28 to #7 - Hiago
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Queen tyr'ahnee from Duck Dodgers
Here let me get you started You need to login to view this link
#59 to #28 - rihardololz
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(07/12/2014) [-]
#39 to #28 - hellol
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(07/12/2014) [-]
It's haaapppening!
#60 to #39 - zonryu
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(07/12/2014) [-]
saved
#49 to #28 - loljkisback ONLINE
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(07/12/2014) [-]
I didn't login just to see your link.
I'll just be borrowing it.
#86 to #28 - soldiertwo
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(07/12/2014) [-]
good'ol e621
#9 to #7 - kingdaniel
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(07/11/2014) [-]
Martian Queen
Martian Queen
#89 to #9 - gigamuffin
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(07/12/2014) [-]
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#16 - shibblehiggins
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(07/12/2014) [-]
reminds me of the movie "teeth"
reminds me of the movie "teeth"
#107 to #16 - warzon
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#19 to #16 - docvolto
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(07/12/2014) [-]
pls no
pls no
#6 - include
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#20 - Mr Unsmiley
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(07/12/2014) [-]
I always had a thing for the Martian Queen.
I always had a thing for the Martian Queen.
#25 - konradkurze
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(07/12/2014) [-]
this was one ****** up movie

#67 to #25 - brothergrimm
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(07/12/2014) [-]
NO!
#70 to #25 - pulluspardus
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Not really, its just crappy.
#80 to #25 - skellinator
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(07/12/2014) [-]
One of the worst films I've ever watched. No story, terrible acting. Only watched it for the hype
#114 to #25 - youdontknoeme
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Not gonna lie, but that second half of the picture with the full rose and teeth is actually very clever
#95 - mcmental
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(07/12/2014) [-]
The things I would do to her...
#109 to #95 - kingdaniel
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(07/12/2014) [-]
This going to sound really beta  I'm a huge beta  but this is the first time I think to my self ''Damn, I wanna **** her really bad'' to a character I barley know. Because this show is from 2005, I was 8 when this aired.  TFW no gf
This going to sound really beta I'm a huge beta but this is the first time I think to my self ''Damn, I wanna **** her really bad'' to a character I barley know. Because this show is from 2005, I was 8 when this aired. TFW no gf
#5 - compadrepie
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(07/11/2014) [-]
This conversation sounds like tumblr cancer
This conversation sounds like tumblr cancer
#18 to #5 - mrnaanbread
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(07/12/2014) [-]
I noticed that too.
#12 to #5 - anon
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(07/11/2014) [-]
Your comment sounds like testicular cancer.
#64 to #12 - biscuitsunited
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(07/12/2014) [-]
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