Octopusses? Octopussies? Octopie?. Who knows? certainly not me. w] 159? paints 3 hours ago When a male octopus finds a mane... he rips off Its penis and throws
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Octopusses? Octopussies? Octopie?

 
Octopusses? Octopussies? Octopie?. Who knows? certainly not me. w] 159? paints 3 hours ago When a male octopus finds a mane... he rips off Its penis and throws

Who knows? certainly not me

w] 159? paints 3 hours ago
When a male octopus finds a mane... he rips off Its
penis and throws it at the female so she can
disseminate herself.
He then grows a new penis.
What an legend.
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#7 - soulkiller (02/11/2014) [-]
Imagine humans doing that
User avatar #37 to #7 - snapps (02/11/2014) [-]
and what do you do while you're waiting for it to grow back?
User avatar #108 to #37 - hor (02/11/2014) [-]
Well we do have a g spot in our asses.
#87 to #7 - anon (02/11/2014) [-]
ahahahahahahahahahahah
User avatar #95 to #7 - atrocitustheking (02/11/2014) [-]
I'd rather not.
User avatar #189 to #7 - ptolomeus (02/12/2014) [-]
afar ani ba'chayay kal va chomer kshe'amut
User avatar #36 to #7 - iexcitenerds (02/11/2014) [-]
XD oh ****
User avatar #82 to #7 - shabadaka (02/11/2014) [-]
Then I guess you could say that he gave her the D.
#79 to #7 - mrvin (02/11/2014) [-]
Yeah Joan Cornella
#60 to #7 - phaegitt (02/11/2014) [-]
" Dude! Last weekend was cray, I really threw some dick into that one!"
#17 to #7 - Ilubeitup (02/11/2014) [-]
"Here bitch take this". I'm gonna grow it back bigger and better anyway.
#45 to #17 - senorfrog (02/11/2014) [-]
My reading has failed or improved me, I read it "I'm gonna grow it black, bigger, and better anyway."
My reading has failed or improved me, I read it "I'm gonna grow it black, bigger, and better anyway."
#196 to #45 - Ilubeitup (02/12/2014) [-]
Of course its going to be blacker too!
#27 to #8 - anon (02/11/2014) [-]
i like how this gif has gold member who can do that
#40 to #7 - adrycro (02/11/2014) [-]
YFW
YFW
#128 to #7 - duhusst (02/11/2014) [-]
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#25 - nonanonnon (02/11/2014) [-]
"Wait, if dad's an octopus, then where did me and Stacy come from?"
User avatar #29 to #25 - commontroll (02/11/2014) [-]
Obviously from Stacy's mom...
User avatar #44 to #29 - senorfrog (02/11/2014) [-]
She had it going on
#46 to #44 - boomerpyro ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
shes all i want and i've waited for so long~
shes all i want and i've waited for so long~
#84 to #46 - willord (02/11/2014) [-]
Stacy can't you see, you're just not the girl for me!
Stacy can't you see, you're just not the girl for me!
#104 to #84 - tojimajia (02/11/2014) [-]
I know it might sound wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's mom
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User avatar #98 to #94 - danniegurl (02/11/2014) [-]
You ruined it!
#59 - schittibrigitti (02/11/2014) [-]
octopuss lady be a like that
octopuss lady be a like that
#77 - zynthor (02/11/2014) [-]
**zynthor rolled a random image posted in comment #576 at Cringe Compilation Part 14 ** mfw im rip off my dick during passionate sex
User avatar #85 to #77 - bodox (02/11/2014) [-]
a huge smile. you are one sick ****
#93 to #85 - thejusticar ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
**thejusticar rolled a random image posted in comment #109812 at PARTY CONTAINMENT CHAMBER. PARTY OR DIE. YOU CANNOT LEAVE ** mfw I rip my dick off and give it to a lady during sex
#99 to #77 - lotro (02/11/2014) [-]
**lotro rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at It's a dick joke ** MFW you grow a new dick
#47 - mathrock (02/11/2014) [-]
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#135 to #47 - ohayougozaimasu (02/11/2014) [-]
you gonna get
User avatar #73 to #71 - cadaverbox (02/11/2014) [-]
Solid reference.
#147 - doctorstein (02/11/2014) [-]
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#167 - ohmygwad (02/11/2014) [-]
so much beauty in the world
so much beauty in the world
#105 - jalthelas ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #59 at Heresy! **



He grows a new penis 7 more times and creates an octopenis for her octopuss.
User avatar #109 to #105 - holyfool (02/11/2014) [-]
Hue you rolled one of my image posts.
#119 - dudewitharake (02/11/2014) [-]
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User avatar #66 - usafdirtboyz (02/11/2014) [-]
What happens if there's like 90 dude octopussies, and just 1 chick? Does she just get pelted with peckers? Does she see the one she likes and hunt for it in a pile of dicks?
#178 - muierica (02/11/2014) [-]
**muierica rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE **
User avatar #186 to #178 - mexicandudeinsd (02/12/2014) [-]
Random Story: i was a little kid when i saw that movie and my dad is a trucker so i got freaked out when i saw a truck, yeah :I
#100 - Chizypuff (02/11/2014) [-]
Actually the octopus fills one of it's arms with semen and tears it off and gives it to the female...
User avatar #148 to #100 - hellomynameisbill (02/11/2014) [-]
one of an octopuses arms has a modified shape and acts as the penis. it's not just any other arm
User avatar #194 to #148 - Chizypuff (02/12/2014) [-]
`Shhh, you're ruining my fantasies
User avatar #158 - kibbleking (02/11/2014) [-]
"When octopuses reproduce, the male uses a specialized arm called a hectocotylus to transfer spermatophores (packets of sperm) from the terminal organ of the reproductive tract (the cephalopod "penis") into the female's mantle cavity."

Wait, so if I want to have sex, all I have to do is rip off my big toe, masturbate into it, then hand it over?
User avatar #159 to #158 - kibbleking (02/11/2014) [-]
Wait, I do have a penis.
User avatar #160 to #158 - letting (02/11/2014) [-]
Yes.


Do it.
User avatar #162 to #161 - letting (02/11/2014) [-]
Now.
User avatar #34 - alphabetaanon (02/11/2014) [-]
The plural of octopus is octopodes (title asked).
User avatar #38 to #34 - Crusader (02/11/2014) [-]
Kinda, sorta not really.

While it is correct, it is the least correct.

At their most basic any word that ends with "us" when singular, will end replace the "us" with an "i" when plural.
Slightly less often will it be that it adds the "es" to the "us"
And the least often, most rarely accepted answer is what you have shown.
User avatar #42 to #38 - mutzaki ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
Only Latin-based words are colloquially pluralized with an -i. Octopus is Greek-based and is colloquially pluralized as octopodes.
However, neither is actually correct. It's commonly misunderstood (especially for FJ apparently) that English words derived from Latin and ancient Greek should be pluralized as they were in their original languages. This doesn't make sense, however, as they are legitimate English words. It's so commonly believed that dictionaries will usually list both, and sometimes all three versions.

So, the least correct plural of octopus is octopi, and the most correct is octopuses. For cactus, fungus, etc., ending with an -i is still generally accepted, but it's more proper to write cactuses and funguses. Further proof of this is that we don't pluralize virus as viri, despite being Latin-based. So, really, the misconception is arbitrary.
User avatar #190 - jackknapp (02/12/2014) [-]
Alas, it appears that homosapiens originating from the eastern reaches of the Asian continent have developed the innate ability to detect what other humans are thinking. This phenomenon manifests itself in both audio and visual methods. I swear this to be the utter truth.

Under observance, those 'Asians' appear to maintain visages revealing no emotion, tend to congregate only with others sharing racial similarities, and seem to be quite unpleasant to be near. The purpose for such oddities is to conceal the earlier fact mentioned which is that the peoples of East Asia have the ability to peer into the consciences of others, and such steps are taken to avoid these others from discovering their trick. Should this racial group have decided to interact with other racial groups more commonly, facial expressions may reveal this ability to hear thoughts. Due to this, non Asians are shunned from Asian areas to lower the likelyhood of so powerful an ability from being revealed.

Should one try to mentally picture something completely absurd around Asians, you should look for visual cues that the subject is perhaps distraught for no apparent reason. This is their reaction to the knowledge of your absurd thoughts.

I am fully aware that my accusations sound quite insane, and seem incredibly unlikely, all the while also hard to believe, but what I say is the absolute truth.

I implore readers to spread this statement further than I have, as all peoples of the planet must be made aware.
#185 - anon (02/12/2014) [-]
Octotopodes (ock-top-a-dees) since octopus is greek and not roman. I am not sure of the correct spelling though.
#69 - stepsword ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
#2 - saddened (02/11/2014) [-]
That was the best laugh I've had so far tonight.
That was the best laugh I've had so far tonight.
User avatar #3 to #2 - almightybenjamin (02/11/2014) [-]
glad I could be of service
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