Octopusses? Octopussies? Octopie?

YFW

"Here bitch take this". I'm gonna grow it back bigger and better anyway.

My reading has failed or improved me, I read it "I'm gonna grow it black, bigger, and better anyway."

Of course its going to be blacker too!

Yeah Joan Cornella

" Dude! Last weekend was cray, I really threw some dick into that one!"

Then I guess you could say that he gave her the D.

afar ani ba'chayay kal va chomer kshe'amut

I'd rather not.

and what do you do while you're waiting for it to grow back?

Well we do have a g spot in our asses.

XD oh ****

I don't know where you've been but more than half the content here is from either tumblr or reddit.

don't bite the bait

I don't know where you've been but I would think that a troll attempt such as this would be obvious.

And that makes it OK? Go to reddit or tumblr.

I do go to reddit. Their comment system is **** .
So I come here. Much funnier comments here and easier to read.

Only half?

>"more than half"

I'm sorry. I just woke up and misread it. Shamefur Dispray

Aren't you supposed to be gone? Or are you too much of a PUSS to honor your agreement.

who is this guy?

Here you go

yes, yes he is

aren't you supposed to be banned you mouth breathing ******

You don't ban me

Phanact hates you, and that says something.

I don't even know why the community hates you, but from what i've seen, you're a bitch.

No everyone is just jealous of how great i am and all the attention i received over that one post

It's quite simple

wow, aren't you a snobby bastard..how about you go **** yourself and delete your **** account like you were supposed to

What's the link that made the front page?

It got removed.

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/Demod+if+you+guys+want+to/RwfzGEj/

whatever you say mate.

I just like insulting white names, and i remember all these people getting pissed at you for not banning yourself for more than a day.

I've been here since 2005, why can't i become a mod?

R U Srs?

***** go delete your account again.

Ignore him, he's trying to ****** your red thumbs bums.

We also post comments from Tumblr too and we also post pictures from reddit, so who cares? This is a image sharing community as long as someone gives them credit, I'm fine with it.

Nah it just makes the site look like ****

Your contributions are what makes the site look like **** , and stuff from other sites too. so stop.

You disgrace your colored text, ******* .

You make the site look like **** , ya ****** dirty **** .

Go **** yourself with a pineapple you ass. Leave for good next time.

Hey, ......stop

Well, you'd be the expert on jokes.

Considering you are one.

>downvoted
we use thumbs here. GTFO back to reddit or tumblr or whatever ******** you came from

Delete your account ****** .

It's REALLY funny how butt-hurt you are

I don't really know who the 'popular' people are on funnyjunk and I have no idea who any of the Mods are either because I only comment every once in a while, but I know exactly who you are and that's only because of how much of a ******* ******* you've made yourself out to be lately. Not even because of that post that got on the front page, but because of all the snarky-ass comments you make on damn near every front page post now, so that everybody can't help but be aware of you and your ******* attitude problems. You need to grow up dude

we say thumbed down not down voted
this isn't reddit you newb

Nobody likes you.

Oh good, you're still shambling around funnyjunk crying like a bitch. Here I thought you would stop being a **** and move on...I guess not

Aren't you the guy who got demodded because you lost a bet? Venting some of that anger i see..

"downvoted"

Nice to see Little dick commenting again.

guys keep him at zero i think we wants to be all fallen angel like and become the -400

I guess you would know what a ******* joke would look like.

Exactly, this is pathetic and will never stop!

I thought I saw a post where you claimed to remove your account and never visit this site again.

well gee, you ARE as much of a ****** as that one guy said.

Obvious troll is obvious.

Obviously from Stacy's mom...

She had it going on

shes all i want and i've waited for so long~

Stacy can't you see, you're just not the girl for me!

I know it might sound wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's mom

You ruined it!

You're not very good at this whole "internet" thing, are you?

hfw

You can't nest spoilers...

you gonna get

**lotro rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at It's a dick joke ** MFW you grow a new dick

a huge smile. you are one sick ****

**thejusticar rolled a random image posted in comment #109812 at PARTY CONTAINMENT CHAMBER. PARTY OR DIE. YOU CANNOT LEAVE ** mfw I rip my dick off and give it to a lady during sex

craff

Solid reference.

Hue you rolled one of my image posts.

Indeed does. Go try to fish for redthumbs someplace else.

The word for bait is "esa".

Moshi moshi, esa desu.

Go get your ****** red thumbs somewhere else

In case some autist decides to red thumb him look at his profile and see this is a red thumb account.

one of an octopuses arms has a modified shape and acts as the penis. it's not just any other arm

`Shhh, you're ruining my *********

Random Story: i was a little kid when i saw that movie and my dad is a trucker so i got freaked out when i saw a truck, yeah :I

**chupiter rolls 66**

Do it yourself.

That was quick

**sabcy rolls 23**

Kinda, sorta not really.

While it is correct, it is the least correct.

At their most basic any word that ends with "us" when singular, will end replace the "us" with an "i" when plural.
Slightly less often will it be that it adds the "es" to the "us"
And the least often, most rarely accepted answer is what you have shown.

Only Latin-based words are colloquially pluralized with an -i. Octopus is Greek-based and is colloquially pluralized as octopodes.
However, neither is actually correct. It's commonly misunderstood (especially for FJ apparently) that English words derived from Latin and ancient Greek should be pluralized as they were in their original languages. This doesn't make sense, however, as they are legitimate English words. It's so commonly believed that dictionaries will usually list both, and sometimes all three versions.

So, the least correct plural of octopus is octopi, and the most correct is octopuses. For cactus, fungus, etc., ending with an -i is still generally accepted, but it's more proper to write cactuses and funguses. Further proof of this is that we don't pluralize virus as viri, despite being Latin-based. So, really, the misconception is arbitrary.