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When a male octopus finds a mane... he rips off Its
penis and throws it at the female so she can
disseminate herself.
He then grows a new penis.
What an legend.
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is "Here, go fuck yourself,"
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#7 - soulkiller

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Imagine humans doing that

#8 to #7 - xonorithedruid

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(02/11/2014)[-]

#27 to #8 - anon id: 629d2174

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(02/11/2014)[-]

i like how this gif has gold member who can do that

#40 to #7 - adrycro

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(02/11/2014)[-]

YFW

#128 to #7 - duhusst

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(02/11/2014)[-]

#17 to #7 - Ilubeitup

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(02/11/2014)[-]

"Here bitch take this". I'm gonna grow it back bigger and better anyway.

#45 to #17 - senorfrog

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(02/11/2014)[-]

My reading has failed or improved me, I read it "I'm gonna grow it black, bigger, and better anyway."

#196 to #45 - Ilubeitup

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(02/12/2014)[-]

Of course its going to be blacker too!

#79 to #7 - mrvin

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Yeah Joan Cornella

#60 to #7 - phaegitt

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(02/11/2014)[-]

" Dude! Last weekend was cray, I really threw some dick into that one!"

#82 to #7 - shabadaka

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Then I guess you could say that he gave her the D.

#189 to #7 - ptolomeus

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#95 to #7 - atrocitustheking

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(02/11/2014)[-]

I'd rather not.

#87 to #7 - anon id: f6c40de3

Reply0

(02/11/2014)[-]

ahahahahahahahahahahah

#37 to #7 - snapps

Reply0

(02/11/2014)[-]

and what do you do while you're waiting for it to grow back?

#108 to #37 - hor

Reply0

(02/11/2014)[-]

Well we do have a g spot in our asses.

#36 to #7 - iexcitenerds

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(02/11/2014)[-]

XD oh ****

#106 to #36 - boobjiggle

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(02/11/2014)[-]

#13 - bumsnacher**User deleted account**

Reply-347

(02/11/2014)[-]

Are you really stealing a comment from reddit?
This has to be a ******* joke
down voted

#16 to #13 - nthmetal

Reply+242

(02/11/2014)[-]

I don't know where you've been but more than half the content here is from either tumblr or reddit.

#92 to #16 - bagofshit

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(02/11/2014)[-]

don't bite the bait

#90 to #16 - psykobear

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(02/11/2014)[-]

I don't know where you've been but I would think that a troll attempt such as this would be obvious.

#182 to #16 - GBird

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(02/12/2014)[-]

And that makes it OK? Go to reddit or tumblr.

#188 to #182 - nthmetal

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(02/12/2014)[-]

I do go to reddit. Their comment system is ****.
So I come here. Much funnier comments here and easier to read.

#78 to #16 - shadymatryoshka

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Only half?

#81 to #78 - nthmetal

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(02/11/2014)[-]

>"more than half"

#83 to #81 - shadymatryoshka

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(02/11/2014)[-]

I'm sorry. I just woke up and misread it. Shamefur Dispray

#24 to #13 - cactusupthebutt

Reply+50

(02/11/2014)[-]

Aren't you supposed to be gone? Or are you too much of a PUSS to honor your agreement.

#70 to #24 - nervaaurelius

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(02/11/2014)[-]

who is this guy?

#76 to #70 - headlessmamii

Reply+7

(02/11/2014)[-]

Here you go

#74 to #70 - anon id: 92fa35cc

Reply0

(02/11/2014)[-]

There was a post yesterday, which was a screencap of bumsnach's comment, where he said that if they could get it to frontpage, he would demod himself and delete his account.
Admin demodded him, but he didn't delete his account, so he's now trying to troll, just to have something to do.

#18 to #13 - ipartywithpedobear

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(02/11/2014)[-]

aren't you supposed to be banned you mouth breathing faggot

#19 to #18 - bumsnacher**User deleted account**

Reply-51

(02/11/2014)[-]

You don't ban me

#20 to #19 - ipartywithpedobear

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Phanact hates you, and that says something.

I don't even know why the community hates you, but from what i've seen, you're a bitch.

#21 to #20 - bumsnacher**User deleted account**

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(02/11/2014)[-]

No everyone is just jealous of how great i am and all the attention i received over that one post

It's quite simple

#26 to #21 - FuckyouMrCrowley

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(02/11/2014)[-]

wow, aren't you a snobby bastard..how about you go **** yourself and delete your **** account like you were supposed to

#28 to #26 - slowing

Reply0

(02/11/2014)[-]

What's the link that made the front page?

#55 to #28 - wtfduud

Reply0

(02/11/2014)[-]

It got removed.

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/Demod+if+you+guys+want+to/RwfzGEj/

#22 to #21 - ipartywithpedobear

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(02/11/2014)[-]

whatever you say mate.

I just like insulting white names, and i remember all these people getting pissed at you for not banning yourself for more than a day.

I've been here since 2005, why can't i become a mod?

#86 to #21 - forett

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(02/11/2014)[-]

R U Srs?

#54 to #13 - butiloveu

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(02/11/2014)[-]

#53 to #13 - samoaspider

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(02/11/2014)[-]

***** go delete your account again.

#75 to #13 - doctorprofessornv

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Ignore him, he's trying to snatch your ~~red thumbs~~ bums.

#14 to #13 - iRoflcopterU

Reply+5

(02/11/2014)[-]

We also post comments from Tumblr too and we also post pictures from reddit, so who cares? This is a image sharing community as long as someone gives them credit, I'm fine with it.

#15 to #14 - bumsnacher**User deleted account**

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Nah it just makes the site look like ****

#51 to #15 - kennyh#137 on contentRank#137

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Your contributions are what makes the site look like ****, and stuff from other sites too. so stop.

#62 to #15 - garaichu

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(02/11/2014)[-]

You disgrace your colored text, asshole.

#56 to #15 - holywarstpd

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(02/11/2014)[-]

You make the site look like ****, ya ****** dirty cunt.

#23 to #15 - jazzytheferret

Reply0

(02/11/2014)[-]

Go **** yourself with a pineapple you ass. Leave for good next time.

#30 to #13 - oosskkyy

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Hey, ......stop

#151 to #13 - furiousmarshmellow

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Well, you'd be the expert on jokes.

Considering you are one.

#117 to #13 - meatygoodness

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(02/11/2014)[-]

#89 to #13 - tmdarby

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(02/11/2014)[-]

#49 to #13 - kirkbot

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(02/11/2014)[-]

>downvoted
we use thumbs here. GTFO back to reddit or tumblr or whatever ******** you came from

#177 to #13 - zerith

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#153 to #13 - perform

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Delete your account faggot.

#150 to #13 - dyllygaf

Reply0

(02/11/2014)[-]

It's REALLY funny how butt-hurt you are

I don't really know who the 'popular' people are on funnyjunk and I have no idea who any of the Mods are either because I only comment every once in a while, but I know exactly who you are and that's only because of how much of a ******* asshole you've made yourself out to be lately. Not even because of that post that got on the front page, but because of all the snarky-ass comments you make on damn near every front page post now, so that everybody can't help but be aware of you and your ******* attitude problems. You need to grow up dude

#149 to #13 - eiad

Reply0

(02/11/2014)[-]

we say thumbed down not down voted
this isn't reddit you newb

#144 to #13 - captainrattrap

Reply0

(02/11/2014)[-]

Nobody likes you.

#139 to #13 - lionti

Reply0

(02/11/2014)[-]

Oh good, you're still shambling around funnyjunk crying like a bitch. Here I thought you would stop being a cunt and move on...I guess not

#121 to #13 - whyamialion

Reply0

(02/11/2014)[-]

Aren't you the guy who got demodded because you lost a bet? Venting some of that anger i see..

#110 to #13 - failtolawl

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(02/11/2014)[-]

"downvoted"

#101 to #13 - delltheeng

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Nice to see Little dick commenting again.

#91 to #13 - shadowkingdr

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(02/11/2014)[-]

guys keep him at zero i think we wants to be all fallen angel like and become the -400

#58 to #13 - appliance

Reply0

(02/11/2014)[-]

I guess you would know what a ******* joke would look like.

#52 to #13 - kosmojunk

Reply0

(02/11/2014)[-]

Exactly, this is pathetic and will never stop!

#41 to #13 - omenaaa

Reply0

(02/11/2014)[-]

I thought I saw a post where you claimed to remove your account and never visit this site again.

#39 to #13 - lelfaget

Reply0

(02/11/2014)[-]

well gee, you ARE as much of a faggot as that one guy said.

#32 to #13 - anon id: a154b301

Reply0

(02/11/2014)[-]

Are you still butthurt because of the demmod?

#96 to #32 - almightybenjamin [OP]

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(02/11/2014)[-]

yes, yes he is

#31 to #13 - naitsabesh

Reply0

(02/11/2014)[-]

Obvious troll is obvious.

#25 - nonanonnon

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(02/11/2014)[-]

"Wait, if dad's an octopus, then where did me and Stacy come from?"

#29 to #25 - commontroll

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Obviously from Stacy's mom...

#44 to #29 - senorfrog

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(02/11/2014)[-]

She had it going on

#46 to #44 - boomerpyro

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(02/11/2014)[-]

shes all i want and i've waited for so long~

#84 to #46 - willord

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Stacy can't you see, you're just not the girl for me!

#104 to #84 - tojimajia

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(02/11/2014)[-]

I know it might sound wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's mom

#94 to #84 - kiermatv

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#98 to #94 - danniegurl

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(02/11/2014)[-]

You ruined it!

#1 - davidispissed

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(02/11/2014)[-]

jk. [spoiler] that[spoiler] was [spoiler] actually [spoiler] pretty[spoiler] funny [/spoiler] [/spoiler] [/spoiler] [/spoiler] [/spoiler]

#6 to #1 - I Am Monkey

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(02/11/2014)[-]

You're not very good at this whole "internet" thing, are you?

#180 to #6 - muralriver

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(02/11/2014)[-]

hfw

#5 to #1 - awesomescorpion

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(02/11/2014)[-]

You can't nest spoilers...

#4 to #1 - jimimipwr

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#59 - schittibrigitti

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(02/11/2014)[-]

octopuss lady be a like that

#47 - mathrock

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(02/11/2014)[-]

#135 to #47 - ohayougozaimasu

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(02/11/2014)[-]

you gonna get

#77 - zynthor

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(02/11/2014)[-]

**zynthor rolled a random image posted in comment #576 at Cringe Compilation Part 14 ** mfw im rip off my dick during passionate sex

#99 to #77 - lotro

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(02/11/2014)[-]

**lotro rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at It's a dick joke ** MFW you grow a new dick

#85 to #77 - bodox

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(02/11/2014)[-]

a huge smile. you are one sick ****

#93 to #85 - thejusticar

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(02/11/2014)[-]

**thejusticar rolled a random image posted in comment #109812 at PARTY CONTAINMENT CHAMBER. PARTY OR DIE. YOU CANNOT LEAVE ** mfw I rip my dick off and give it to a lady during sex

#71 - eyemeralds

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(02/11/2014)[-]