OP's bathroom adventure. . Anonymous 10/ ) 22: 2841 No. 508864976 Replies: :? 41 :? 2415 :Issi] BBE? :Issi] ? l have a similar story, OP sin tth grade sthis kid
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OP's bathroom adventure

Anonymous 10/ ) 22: 2841 No. 508864976 Replies: :? 41 :? 2415 :Issi] BBE? :Issi] ?
l have a similar story, OP
sin tth grade
sthis kid, probably in first grade, comes in
she was a little ginger **** with screwed up teeth and coke bottle glasses
Heal trailer trash looking
shunts in bathroom
ssholes "everyone get the **** out!"
sme and my friends are in shock and are laughing
she' s getting angry
s" l SAID GET OUTI"
anobody is leaving
she proceeds to pull down his pants and underwear
spells his shirt up to his chin and starts pissing at the urinal
starns around facing us
DONT LOOK AT MY PENIS!"
shy this time we' re laughing our asses off
she squats down
sprockets to **** in the urinal
smother ****** is making a melee in the urinal
swe just laugh and bail
speacher sees us coming out laughing and goes in to see what the ruckus was about
sail we hear is "oh my god"
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#13 - ewaspeed (10/02/2013) [-]
Op's Bathroom adventure
#40 to #13 - confusedasian (10/03/2013) [-]
I like that.














I like that.
User avatar #68 to #40 - niggastolemyname (10/04/2013) [-]
report to the furry board IMMEDIATLY
lel
User avatar #14 to #13 - quoterox ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
*attack of the clones
User avatar #39 to #14 - niggastolemyname (10/03/2013) [-]
holy ****
somebody please tanify the guys in the pic
User avatar #66 to #65 - niggastolemyname (10/04/2013) [-]
You magnificent bastard
wow forgot to click post
User avatar #67 to #66 - ivviism (10/04/2013) [-]
Lol
#1 - dirtydollar (10/02/2013) [-]
who ***** in a urinal?
User avatar #16 to #1 - TardytheTurtle (10/02/2013) [-]
I did once but only to get back at the restaurant
User avatar #27 to #16 - redstag (10/03/2013) [-]
What happened that you had to ruin someones day that bad?
User avatar #28 to #27 - TardytheTurtle (10/03/2013) [-]
first off i need to give you a little back story
I'm from Virginia, I love sweet tea, I was born in Oregon though and a majority of my family is there
I went for the summer to visit them, I didn't realize until it was too late that you can't get sweet tea anywhere on the left coast, I went the whole Summer without my sweet tea I was having withdrawals near the end of it, anywho my uncle, a really awesome guy by the way, just got back from Afghanistan and was taking me and my grandparents to see a Mariners' game, great gift to see your team break down in the seventh inning again but this time in person, it was fun and everything, don't get me wrong, but it was a long drive, a rainy day and game and on the drive back we stopped at this restaurant claiming to be a "southern bbq" joint and me being a naive asshole got excited, I was freaking giddy, finally get my sweet tea, they gave me regular tea with splenda still on the ice cubes, I ordered a pulled pork sandwich, it was sliced over cooked dry tenderloin with red sauce over it on crusty week old roll with a little gray spot on the top, I asked to see the manager which happened to be the owner as well, He had the most annoying fake southern accent with a plastic bootleg stetson and when I called him out for being a lying son of a bitch that doesn't know **** from shinola, he lost his fake demeanor and in a second he sounded more like Joey Wheeler than the actor did, after a twenty minute argument in his "office", which was just a partly cleared out store room that smelled like the homeless shelter, long story short, he told me to **** off and promptly **** himself I'm guessing from the smell that came from his direction, I went to the bathroom to puke and it was a one person bathroom that you could lock from the inside, I went "to hell with it" and locked the door, pulled down my drawers and **** in the urinal, washed hands and then unrolled all the tp into the toilet and clogged the sink and soap bombed it
User avatar #29 to #28 - TardytheTurtle (10/03/2013) [-]
and flushed both toilets, flooding the whole place, and then walked right on out
I had to type this out one handed, I apologize for any mistakes, I also ran out of characters so this is why I am doing this message
User avatar #36 to #29 - redstag (10/03/2013) [-]
I am also a dissapointed mariners fan lol I'm from Tacoma so it just makes this story better. But thats a good reason lol
User avatar #4 to #1 - dudeyouisnasty (10/02/2013) [-]
When i went to elementary school there was one bathroom nicknamed the portal of crap because some kid wiped poop all over the floor in a swirl motion.
#34 to #15 - apaulcolypse ONLINE (10/03/2013) [-]
When you dook in the urinal, it's bad, m'kay! How would you feel... if somebody came into your home, m'kay, pulled down their pants and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face? [Stan laughs] Oh you think that's funny, huh?! Yeah, that's real funny!
#2 to #1 - quoterox ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
the little ginger 			****		.
the little ginger **** .
#41 - shockstorm (10/03/2013) [-]
I don't know why, but it reminded me of this ****** , right here.
#53 to #41 - riposter (10/03/2013) [-]
I like this picture, a lot. I've really goten into that game.
User avatar #44 to #41 - devilofscience (10/03/2013) [-]
Brilliant, ******* brilliant.
#6 - amil (10/02/2013) [-]
teachers face when
#32 - bakinboy (10/03/2013) [-]
thats the angriest poop ive ever heard of
thats the angriest poop ive ever heard of
#43 - newtoast (10/03/2013) [-]
This might have been at my school. There was a ginger in my 1st grade class who had to expose 98% of his body to urinate
#21 - redstag (10/03/2013) [-]
Gingers Face When the teacher came in.
Gingers Face When the teacher came in.
User avatar #61 to #21 - alpine (10/03/2013) [-]
[Autism intensifies]
#35 to #21 - omegaominous (10/03/2013) [-]
**omegaominous rolled a random image posted in comment #132 at Now you know. ** teachers face
User avatar #7 - theguywhoaskswhy ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
But... But why?
User avatar #8 to #7 - quoterox ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
I have never seen a more appropriate name than yours, sir.
#30 - Mexicandude (10/03/2013) [-]
I can top that off.
>Senior year in highschool
>Chillin during 4th period block
>Overhear something about **** taco from class bud
>allofmywut.jpeg
>ask him what's this about a **** taco
>Turns out someone took a tortilla, left a log on it, and left it in the bathroom floor.
>Never laughed harder in my life.
User avatar #42 to #30 - ihatem (10/03/2013) [-]
It would not be half as funny if it wasn't senior year
I mean I've heard of senior pranks but that just....that doesn't cut it.
#69 to #42 - Mexicandude (10/10/2013) [-]
It wasn't a senior who pulled that **** .
#45 - marcury (10/03/2013) [-]
Everyone leave I have to poop...
#51 - cosmicclown (10/03/2013) [-]
here
#47 - UNIQUELOL (10/03/2013) [-]
">pulls his shirt up to his chin and starts pissing at the urinal"   
   
   
The fact that anon didn't say pissing 'in' the urinal.   
   
I imagine he stripped from the waist down, took slight aim where the urinal was, and just started blasting the whole stall with piss.
">pulls his shirt up to his chin and starts pissing at the urinal"


The fact that anon didn't say pissing 'in' the urinal.

I imagine he stripped from the waist down, took slight aim where the urinal was, and just started blasting the whole stall with piss.
#3 - mohne (10/02/2013) [-]
kids face when
#58 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (10/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #62 to #58 - ThatGuyWhoTalks (10/03/2013) [-]
Holy ******* **** I've never seen his whole face jesus christ that is terrifying
#63 to #62 - ThatGuyWhoTalks (10/03/2013) [-]
What I mean
#38 - scantoz (10/03/2013) [-]
How can this relate to anything...?
#31 - mjdjoy (10/03/2013) [-]
mfw I **** in a urinal on the last day of senior year in HS

mfw I heard people talking about said ****
#9 - makonendrak ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
I bet that teacher had a bit of a crap day
#48 to #9 - TodayIAmMe (10/03/2013) [-]
the Ginger
#10 to #9 - quoterox ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
The janitor probably remarked "Well, **** ."
User avatar #11 to #10 - makonendrak ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
I guess the kid must've been feeling a bit ******
User avatar #12 to #11 - quoterox ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
The teacher probably muttered to the other teachers in the lounge, "what an asshole."
#64 - fetuseater (10/03/2013) [-]
At my elementary school there was a nice smooth **** in the urinal at least twice a week, no one ever found out who did it, that sly little **** .
#5 - DiabloStrawhat (10/02/2013) [-]
Well ain't that some **** .
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