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Number 1 killer of relationships

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1. sloppy jalopy
A sloppy Jalopy is a sexual act for partners very comfortable with
each other. During fellatio, when the man is about to climax, he
pushes the girl away, cums in his own hand and smacks the girl in the
face with it. This is called a sloppy Jalopy.
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Submitted: 10/24/2013
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#9 - darknightsbutler (10/24/2013) [-]
This is a sloppy jalopy
#1 - zachariaseverlivin (10/24/2013) [-]
**zachariaseverlivin rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at mfw my post is thumbed down to oblivion ** MFW Imma guy and my boyfriend gives me a Sloppy Jalopy
#2 to #1 - lordnerevar (10/24/2013) [-]
If you know what I mean
User avatar #4 to #2 - swhitney (10/24/2013) [-]
Good lord
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#5 to #4 - lordnerevar Comment deleted by lordnerevar [-]
User avatar #28 to #5 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
No, he understood the picture. It just so happens that this picture is fitting in multiple ways.
#30 to #28 - lordnerevar (10/25/2013) [-]
How could I not have noticed this sooner...
How could I not have noticed this sooner...
#32 to #30 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
The internet is a dark and perverse place. Rejoice in your innocence, chosen of Azura, for it will not last.
The internet is a dark and perverse place. Rejoice in your innocence, chosen of Azura, for it will not last.
#35 to #32 - lordnerevar (10/25/2013) [-]
Your knowledge pleases me greatly.
User avatar #36 to #35 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
Goddammit that made me laugh far too hard. And I used to be the Nerevarine, I'd hope I knew who you are.
#37 to #36 - lordnerevar (10/25/2013) [-]
Take this, you who have stood above the False Incarnates. You have Her blessing.
#13 - adu (10/25/2013) [-]
How about giving her a double wet-willy while she's giving head?
#17 to #13 - Greekkenyan (10/25/2013) [-]
And then she bites down on reflex
And then she bites down on reflex
#7 - miltorky (10/24/2013) [-]
I thought this was game grumps related due to a floppy jalopy joke made in an episode
I thought this was game grumps related due to a floppy jalopy joke made in an episode
#20 to #7 - sirjazzelsdacasual (10/25/2013) [-]
oh boy, gash garst, now I an post this
oh boy, gash garst, now I an post this
#11 to #7 - anon (10/24/2013) [-]
what video was that from?
User avatar #15 to #11 - miltorky (10/25/2013) [-]
Quake III Arena - Steam Rolled link and video for you sir.
#19 - queenjester (10/25/2013) [-]
The most romantic thing my boyfriend does for me after 2 years of dating is massage my neck when I go down on him.

I ******* love him for it
User avatar #22 to #19 - thehumor (10/25/2013) [-]
Is it relaxing? or is it your "Spot"

User avatar #23 to #22 - queenjester (10/25/2013) [-]
It's really soothing, neck gets cramped after a while
User avatar #24 to #23 - thehumor (10/25/2013) [-]
ah, okay
#26 - peanutbraddle (10/25/2013) [-]
I Think if my boyfriend did this I would bite his dick off.
User avatar #31 to #26 - vortexrain ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
Wanna try it out to see if you like it?
#21 - iwantthedgornio (10/25/2013) [-]
Or my personal favorite
User avatar #16 - drachma ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
I love how every single one of these are used in a sentence

"He <word>ed me. Random add on"
Or just "He gave me a <word>"

THANKS FOR CLEARING THAT UP.
#18 - goodboo (10/25/2013) [-]
"I'll slap you after bustin' a ******* nut in my palm"
User avatar #38 to #18 - twofreegerbils (10/25/2013) [-]
Hopsin is a ******* poser.
#34 - lordnerevar (10/25/2013) [-]
This is the closest I have come to FP.
You people are disgusting.
I ******* love you, pull my hair
User avatar #33 - princessren (10/25/2013) [-]
that doesn't seem very fun for anybody
User avatar #29 - syntheticdoll (10/25/2013) [-]
Angry Dragon: After you ejaculate in her mouth, slap her in the back of the head with great force. The stuff will come out from her nose, making her look like an angered dragon.
The Half-Eyed Dog Pirate: While doing it in doggy style, pull out just before you would cum then spit on her back imitating ejaculation. When she looks behind at you, shoot her in the eye with you actual semen.
Turkeying: Her nose separates your balls, imitating a turkey's face.
Filtering: You move your balls up and down in her mouth, imitating a tea filter.
Dutch Oven: you fart under the covers then push her head under them.
Milk Whip. You hit the side of her head with the used condom until it breaks.
Rodeo: When you are on top and about to come, shout your ex's name. Try to stay on as long as you can.
I can find some more.
#25 - anon (10/25/2013) [-]
I looked up nugga on urban dictionary because i frequently use it as a sentence enhancer (in a good way)
it means a black man wearing a snuggy, or a non racist way to say *****
#12 - beralm (10/25/2013) [-]
Then there's "the Spiderman". You cum in your hand and shoot it at the girl's face like spiderman shoots his web. I would like to see a girl's reaction to this
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User avatar #8 - umaya (10/24/2013) [-]
the number of alaskan sexual things in that website, search alaskan horseshoe and get traumatised, then have fun reading all the alaskan things on the side.
User avatar #6 - Lintutu (10/24/2013) [-]
Still better than some of the other sexual acts i've heard about
User avatar #3 - commandershit (10/24/2013) [-]
Search for swaffeling
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