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Nuhroodo

these nerds in high school who run
like this
in my middle school there was a my
who wanted to be called Sasuke
Uchiha and he wore a Sasuke cosplay
to school everyday and one day he
did this run down the stairs and broke
his arm and apparently he told the
principle it was the 'Naruto run' and
then we were all banned from wearing
Naruto headbands and doing this run
and Harem was put down as gang
activity at our school
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#12 - badboywantsu ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
i tried to run like Ed in my youth ha
i tried to run like Ed in my youth ha
#84 to #12 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
MOVE IT LIKE BERNIE!
User avatar #112 to #12 - anusholeboner (04/15/2014) [-]
Same, soon learnt it hurt like a bitch.
User avatar #257 to #112 - badboywantsu ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
so true, my mom said i tried to be a plane but it was just awkward drying to run like ed ha
#17 to #12 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
I decided to add a background.....  I'm terribly bored........
I decided to add a background..... I'm terribly bored........
#62 to #17 - markonj (04/15/2014) [-]
Sucks
sry
User avatar #153 to #62 - animexplain (04/15/2014) [-]
make a gif, make a gif, make a gif.

Edd would say this for sure.
#169 to #153 - mexplain (04/15/2014) [-]
But butter-toast gringo...
#141 to #17 - reekballs (04/15/2014) [-]
i know your feelings
#53 - gibroner (04/15/2014) [-]
god I remember the weeaboos at my highschool who used do **** like this there was this one kid that used to do this ******* ninja stance whenever he would drink from the water fountain (image related it's a diagram I've drawn to illustrate because I can't describe it properly with words alone)
User avatar #65 to #53 - theseventhmirror ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
I'll actually do that stance but only because I'm tall and don't want to stick my fat ass out at the fountain.
User avatar #78 to #65 - fzjoss (04/15/2014) [-]
How tall are you?
User avatar #80 to #78 - theseventhmirror ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
About 6' 2"
#82 to #80 - fzjoss (04/15/2014) [-]
Im 18 17, pls no ban admeen and im 196cm (i think its about 6'10'').
H5 tall guy, you understand the pain in the ass of what being a tall guy means...
I hate specially the old ladies asking me if i play basketball
User avatar #176 to #82 - fadetometallica (04/15/2014) [-]
Just ask them if they play mini golf
#142 to #82 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
Just a heads up, 196cm is just barely over 6'5", it's actually like 6 feet and 5.16535 inches... which is a **** ton (about 12cm) short of 6'10".

Littlefinger and Olenna Tyrell killed Joffrey
Whoops! Spoliers!
User avatar #160 to #142 - fzjoss (04/15/2014) [-]
Oh, i see then, thanks

I dont watch game of thrones
I havent watched frozen either
User avatar #161 to #160 - fzjoss (04/15/2014) [-]
Nor Doctor Who
And Harry Potter
User avatar #85 to #82 - theseventhmirror ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
196 cm is closer to 6' 5"
I don't get a lot of that, I just have the usual "hit your head on damn near anything" problem.
#136 to #85 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
***** , you're 6'2"... you don't have any of those ******* problems lol I'm 6'7" and I barely have the "hit my head on everything" problem. There is no way in this ******* universe that you will ever truly understand what it is to be 6'10", let alone 6'7", and there is no ******* way in hell that you have a problem with hitting your head on things.
User avatar #87 to #85 - fzjoss (04/15/2014) [-]
Whenever i get to drive on a small car, i have to fzjoss.rar myself and i usually get cramps on my legs
#32 - mailboxhead (04/15/2014) [-]
I knew a guy who ran like that.   
...only for him, it was the Sonic the Hedgehog run.
I knew a guy who ran like that.
...only for him, it was the Sonic the Hedgehog run.
User avatar #217 to #32 - fukkentyranitar ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
We all knew just ONE kid like that.
#196 to #32 - sirofminorclass ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
Y-You don't happen to live in the netherlands do you?
Y-You don't happen to live in the netherlands do you?
User avatar #205 to #196 - steammadewalrus (04/16/2014) [-]
I hope he doesn't live in ******* washington
User avatar #5 - infinitereaper (04/15/2014) [-]
the first time I saw it in the anime I thought "that's not how running works **** you that would make things worse"

such is science
User avatar #56 to #5 - dubscausedthis (04/15/2014) [-]
I was told it was because they channel all their energy into their legs when they're running so they can run fast and jump insane lengths, and by giving all their energy to their legs, their arms are left flapping in the wind.
User avatar #57 to #56 - mondominiman ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
There are several theories each different. One I heard was that it was supposed to mimic japanese samurai or something. They will run with their arms straight out or behind them to minimize wind resistance or have quick access to their weapons.
User avatar #59 to #57 - dubscausedthis (04/15/2014) [-]
I also heard that one, it does make sense considering their throwing weapons are in a fanny pack.
#14 to #5 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
They reason they run like that is because they are going so fast that they can't lift their arms due to wind-resistance. Same reason Sonic runs like that.
User avatar #15 to #14 - kokkoderrisch (04/15/2014) [-]
They can destroy mountains with a punch but they can't handle a little bit of wind?
#18 to #15 - drainbramage (04/15/2014) [-]
Naruto's strongest move is a bit of 			*******		 wind.
Naruto's strongest move is a bit of ******* wind.
#23 to #18 - bollenn ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
Dat not naruto DOE
#24 to #23 - drainbramage (04/15/2014) [-]
I don't have any gifs of Naruto doing the rasengan.
I don't have any gifs of Naruto doing the rasengan.
#26 to #24 - bollenn ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
Here you go. Naruto vs 			************
Here you go. Naruto vs ************
User avatar #31 to #23 - pocketstooheavy (04/15/2014) [-]
"DOE"? A female dear? What does that have to do with anything?
User avatar #35 to #31 - pebar (04/15/2014) [-]
Re, a drop of golden sun
#36 to #35 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
Mi, a name I call myself.
#37 to #36 - baconbiscuits (04/15/2014) [-]
Far, a long long way to ruunnnnn!
User avatar #235 to #37 - errdayimfjing (04/16/2014) [-]
So, what?
#177 to #37 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
LAWL AH BROAK THA CHAIN
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#249 to #18 - brrigg (04/16/2014) [-]
also just a bit of 			*******		 wind.
also just a bit of ******* wind.
User avatar #19 to #18 - kokkoderrisch (04/15/2014) [-]
ghey
#27 to #15 - BloodyTurds ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
I believe it isnt an inability to move ones arms against the resistance of wind, but rather a greater aerodynamics from streamlining their bodies, allowing for faster/easier travel
User avatar #29 to #27 - kokkoderrisch (04/15/2014) [-]
***** .....
Does Usain Bolt do that **** ?
It just looks (and is) retarded.
#33 to #29 - BloodyTurds ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
no, a human doesn't do that **** ..., as humans don't travel hundreds of miles per hour like the characters in anime supposedly do, so that logic hardly applies to us, where balance and stride are key, and wind resistance plays a secondary role in our ability to move faster..
And I never said it didn't look retarded..., I simply gave a real-world explanation why the creators of the anime may have decided the hands should go rag-doll behind the characters as they run...
User avatar #34 to #33 - kokkoderrisch (04/15/2014) [-]
They also lose a lot of control if they let their arms go ragdoll, the negatives outweigh the positives.
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User avatar #25 to #5 - twofreegerbils (04/15/2014) [-]
It's easier to animate that way. They just draw the arms to the rear and don't have to make them move hardly at all. After that it's just a repetitive motion with their legs. Lazy animation.
#20 - robotekk (04/15/2014) [-]
They were right to ban Naruto references; claiming its anything other than Sonic's running style is heresy.
#137 - jdubbs (04/15/2014) [-]
I bet he came to school the next day with his arm wrapped up like this.
#3 - euroblend (04/15/2014) [-]
Tried running like that once when I was in Middle School, it was awkward as **** and I realized how dumb it was.
#223 - gokuthebadass (04/16/2014) [-]
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#64 - durkadurka (04/15/2014) [-]
Who the 			****		 runs like that?
Who the **** runs like that?
#79 to #64 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
Characters from the anime/manga only known as "Naruto".
User avatar #71 to #64 - mckinkymcormic ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
autism
#72 - chayio (04/15/2014) [-]
#115 to #72 - hellsjester (04/15/2014) [-]
can't tell if photoshop or autism
#123 to #115 - dehnoobshow (04/15/2014) [-]
Are you calling it autism because some hooter girls are around him?
You must be really sensitive.
I like that.
#124 to #123 - hellsjester (04/15/2014) [-]
no i am calling it autism, because he is doing the ******* sasuke pose in front of hooters girls.
#127 to #124 - dehnoobshow (04/15/2014) [-]
Oh, then allow me to kill myself.   
Literally.
Oh, then allow me to kill myself.
Literally.
#130 to #127 - hellsjester (04/15/2014) [-]
not sure if just got hit on or failed troll attempt
#132 to #130 - dehnoobshow (04/15/2014) [-]
What do you think?
User avatar #133 to #132 - hellsjester (04/15/2014) [-]
well it's funny junk so both
User avatar #126 to #124 - hellsjester (04/15/2014) [-]
in a ******* sasuke cosplay. a bad one i might add
User avatar #189 to #123 - exclamation (04/15/2014) [-]
What is the source?
User avatar #246 to #189 - YourAnalProbe (04/16/2014) [-]
Kaichou no Iinari
#163 to #72 - mayedh (04/15/2014) [-]
Is that Shauna Malwae-Tweep from Parks and Recs?
#58 - kingpongthedon (04/15/2014) [-]
Tard-Time:
In weights class in high school, there were these two retarded kids, Andrew and Dwayne. Andrew was white, extremely racist, weighed about 200 lbs and benched maybe half that on a good day. Dwayne was black and the epitome of the gentle giant, probably around 250 and benched more than the school would allow. Needless to say, the two did not get along. Anyway, one day we're out on the track and Andrew starts spewing his racist ******** to anybody within earshot. It just gets louder and louder, til eventually Dwayne hears it from 50 m away. Dwayne pipes up and tells him to shut up. Andrew responds with "I have a license to kill from the CIA and I can use it on any ****** I want." Then Andrew charges at Dwayne straight-up DBZ style for 50 meters while Dwayne casually strolls towards him. At about 10 ft out, Andrew puts his arm out Superman-style to punch Dwayne. When he gets within reach, Dwayne sidesteps, reaches under Andrew's arm, and launches the ************ at least 10 feet onto the pavement. Andrew then faked a seizure as he always did when things didn't go his way. Afterwards, Andrew was removed from the general population of students and Dwayne received no punishment and was hailed as a hero by the entire class.
User avatar #199 to #58 - theafroman (04/15/2014) [-]
Dwayne fights pretty well for a retarded kid.
#221 to #199 - anon (04/16/2014) [-]
Those ******* can be dangerous as hell. Just because they're deficient ordinary social/learning skills doesn't mean they can't toss you out. One at my school pulled out a knife at his supervisor.
User avatar #211 to #58 - leglesslegolegolas (04/16/2014) [-]
And then everyone applauded, and $100 bills rained from the sky.
#10 - thunderpony (04/15/2014) [-]
"Naruto was put down as gang activity" oh god my sides!
"Naruto was put down as gang activity" oh god my sides!
#46 to #10 - megatheman (04/15/2014) [-]
its dangerous to go alone, take this.
#229 to #10 - penileburglar (04/16/2014) [-]
I can vouch that this happened in my school as well. A few of us were wearing Naruto headbands (I admit to being a narutard in my youth, I was 12, sue me) around school. We weren't really SUPER geeky, but weren't really social either, just kinda separated from other kids. The principal came into our class and we were asked not to wear them again, and when we asked why, we were told that other students had reported that we were wearing 'gang-related clothing.'

MFW other kids were afraid of a group of harmless, introverted Naruto fans because they thought we were a gang.
User avatar #106 to #10 - crimsonsunshine ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
isn't this just as bad as the exaggerated tumblr "i'm so done" **** you guys bitch about?
User avatar #111 to #106 - OsamaBinLadenz (04/15/2014) [-]
I ******* hate the "I'm so done" cancer. If that's bad. this is just as bad.
#219 to #106 - anon (04/16/2014) [-]
Eh, FJ has always had its share of hypocrisy, but most of us are aware and keep our cliches in good spirit.
#175 - xxTheJesterxx ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
I had a kid like this in my running class once. He would only answer to the name "Dragon" and he ran like that, saying it was aerodynamic. The teacher would constantly tell him to stop sprinting at the beginning of every run because he'd run out of energy and not be able to do anything the rest of the run. He would always go 			*******		 full sail for like a minute and we'd find him on the side of the path clutching his sides gasping for air. One time I had him in a partner run, where we ran 8 miles alternating laps on the track. I would end up waiting my turn for like 5 minutes at a time while he struggled to even move after having sprinted for so long.   
   
MFW
I had a kid like this in my running class once. He would only answer to the name "Dragon" and he ran like that, saying it was aerodynamic. The teacher would constantly tell him to stop sprinting at the beginning of every run because he'd run out of energy and not be able to do anything the rest of the run. He would always go ******* full sail for like a minute and we'd find him on the side of the path clutching his sides gasping for air. One time I had him in a partner run, where we ran 8 miles alternating laps on the track. I would end up waiting my turn for like 5 minutes at a time while he struggled to even move after having sprinted for so long.

MFW
#16 - anotheroneonearth (04/15/2014) [-]
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#44 to #16 - RedHulk (04/15/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** Oh jesus christ!
#184 - dinocaster (04/15/2014) [-]
Once, back in third grade, all the kids used to watch dbz in a school television while waiting for parents to pick us up. One day, the day Son Goku turned Super Sayan against Frieza, one teacher spotted all of us cheering and mimicking dbz. Next day, Dbz was banned from my school because it was too violent and for promoting violence between kids (which never happened). Goddamn grown ups with their self-conscious ideas.
Once, back in third grade, all the kids used to watch dbz in a school television while waiting for parents to pick us up. One day, the day Son Goku turned Super Sayan against Frieza, one teacher spotted all of us cheering and mimicking dbz. Next day, Dbz was banned from my school because it was too violent and for promoting violence between kids (which never happened). Goddamn grown ups with their self-conscious ideas.
#195 to #184 - Vegeto (04/15/2014) [-]
They worried about Goku becoming a Super Saiyan, but not Vegeta getting shot in the heart a few episodes prior?
#197 to #195 - dinocaster (04/15/2014) [-]
But well I guess they just started paying attention after all the ruckus we kids were doing.
But well I guess they just started paying attention after all the ruckus we kids were doing.
User avatar #77 - shodaihokage (04/15/2014) [-]
To be fair sasuke's whole clan got killed by the government. Soooo I guess you could consider that gang violence.
#118 - hirollin (04/15/2014) [-]
Bitch ass anime faggotry go back 20 years and people were running like the fastest thing alive not some emo homosexual ninja dick muncher.
User avatar #128 to #118 - onefuckingskurut (04/15/2014) [-]
You show them!
User avatar #145 to #118 - garfvader (04/15/2014) [-]
I read 'fastest thing alive' in that theme song.
#164 to #118 - gmarrox ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
>emo homosexual ninja dick muncher.
#228 - nipplelessmage (04/16/2014) [-]
You know what's the scary part of it all?   
......there's probably people like that on this very website.......
You know what's the scary part of it all?
......there's probably people like that on this very website.......
#216 - finblob (04/16/2014) [-]
am I doing it right?
am I doing it right?
#238 to #216 - shikakiru (04/16/2014) [-]
Close enough
#209 - thecrash (04/16/2014) [-]
One of my friends used to run like that in middle school too, worst part was we where both on the track and field team. It just so happened to be that he was also the fastest on the team.
User avatar #263 to #209 - vegeta (04/16/2014) [-]
You tend to run fast when your diet consists of pocky and teen angst.
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