Now what?. . The big man' s not available. 1, Nhat do yam want? ward Tc: del 'l ati' viii)' jeli' , "lailii) miimii," y. i think that would be chill as hell, drifting aimlessly through the void... imagine being sucked into a black hole. immortality would make it pretty interesting
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#5 - nevolmon (04/08/2014) [-]
Jebediah Kerman's life in a nutshell.
User avatar #171 to #5 - yourfaced (04/08/2014) [-]
I lost that little ***** twice on the mun and he just chilled there till I went out and got him. Little dude died on me one time and he came back from the dead when I went to find his replacement.

I love that little guy.
User avatar #208 to #5 - robotvoice (04/08/2014) [-]
''jebediah dont give a **** , go ahead send me into space, i dont care''
User avatar #109 to #5 - galaxyguy (04/08/2014) [-]
>Jebediah Kerman
>White Spacesuit.
User avatar #182 to #109 - jfbyers (04/08/2014) [-]
in space all kernels have white suits

is there a mod to fix that?
#127 - Ulmer (04/08/2014) [-]
20ish years later...
20ish years later...
#133 to #127 - kanedam (04/08/2014) [-]
ksc! yay!
User avatar #66 - useroftheLOLZ (04/08/2014) [-]
Dude, this is a ******* blessing
>Float into what is essentially 'dragons be here'
>Crash onto planet
>Over the tens of thousands of years, careful cultivation leads to life being existing on the planet
>With advanced skills and knowledge from being thousands of years old, can accelerated the evolution of most intelligent creatures, and elevate them
>As centuries go by, and races build their societies, get worshiped as a literal god, for being ageless and immortal
>As species get super advanced, read up on every book possible and become a master in every science and creative field, possible
>Build massive space craft
>Use ship to carry you, and a few representatives of each species, to earth
>Return to earth
>Be like 'WHAT UP BITCHES! BLAST FROM THE PAST!'
>Go down in Human history and legend, as being known as the guy who first stuck his dick in Alien
>Inspire a young John Shepard to join the military, eventually becoming a commander, who will be best known by his libido
>When bored as **** , realize immortality means that nothing can kill you
>Fly into sun
>Stick dick in sun
>Literally **** the sun
>Comprehend the possibilities
>Spend the rest of eternity sticking dick in stars
>History will regard you as a nutcase who was once a hero
>The internet forums will regard you as a legend
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User avatar #86 to #66 - nekaz (04/08/2014) [-]
immortal alzheimer's doe
User avatar #119 to #66 - SleepingDragon (04/08/2014) [-]
How long would it take to float into a planet? Wouldn't you just be like in orbit of one?
User avatar #140 to #119 - useroftheLOLZ (04/08/2014) [-]
It's possible, but with having such a small mass, you might just fall straight onto the planet on a curve. You could also, in theory, masturbate, and use your ejaculation as a method to increase your speed.
#190 to #66 - xyrik ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
doesnt immortality mean that even if you don't die, you can still feel pain? so just imagine you stick your dick in a star and it just burns it then it comes back and you feel all the pain. won't that happen?
User avatar #195 to #66 - agonizingkingjake (04/08/2014) [-]
Your Dick would burn off but you wouldn't die
#145 to #66 - anon (04/08/2014) [-]
think about how long it would take to reach the nearest planet by floating through space...
User avatar #181 to #145 - useroftheLOLZ (04/08/2014) [-]
Dude, all the masturbation.
#4 - sovereignty (04/08/2014) [-]
i think that would be chill as hell, drifting aimlessly through the void... **** imagine being sucked into a black hole. immortality would make it pretty interesting.
User avatar #64 to #4 - jukuku (04/08/2014) [-]
He's not drifting aimlessly. He's in orbit FOREVER.

User avatar #68 to #4 - timelordjam (04/08/2014) [-]
I imagine you would collide into a planet eventually, starting a new species and **** . **** would be cash
#80 to #4 - anon (04/08/2014) [-]
Depends. What kind of immortality do you have? I mean, the indestructible-body-totally-can't-be-hurt kind might make it pretty cool, until you go mad from the prolonged emptiness (keeping in mind that most people already begin experiencing hallucinations at ~45 minutes in sensory deprivation chambers like the anechoic chambers used in NASA.) Eventually, though, you'd probably get stuck in the gravity of a star or planet, since immortality would do nothing to allow you to escape the forces of gravity. And on the other side, if you've got a regenerative-style immortality where you can be hurt, but your body regenerates infinitely after being hurt... Then you'd experience excruciating pain with every object / event you came into contact with, likely concluding with you being stuck on an inhospitable planet--or worse, on the surface of a sun, constantly burning and regenerating for eternity.
#104 to #4 - animedudej (04/08/2014) [-]
you would most likely go unconcious after a while and when the black hole eventually disperses  i think they do that after a long enough time  then you will be billions of years in the future and perhaps there is more life than ever in the cosmos
you would most likely go unconcious after a while and when the black hole eventually disperses i think they do that after a long enough time then you will be billions of years in the future and perhaps there is more life than ever in the cosmos
User avatar #151 to #104 - boomerpyro ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
perhaps you end up thrown into the multiverse/void-between-realities
User avatar #106 to #4 - rshowat ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
No. There a point where you don't wanna live forever, There is a point where you just want to die.


Pirate/Purchase a movie called In Time. Sorta focuses on just that. That living forever is not that great. There's a point where you just want it to end.
#139 to #4 - anon (04/08/2014) [-]
Until you need to take a **** ....
User avatar #6 to #4 - cards (04/08/2014) [-]
Considering it would take millions of years before anything exciting happened. Depends on his velocity.
User avatar #8 to #6 - moistnuggests (04/08/2014) [-]
This is purely speculation on my part with absolutely no research so take it as you will. This is just my limited understanding time/light.

This all depends on how light from the rest of the universe looks as you approach a black hole, it could very well appear as if stars and galaxies are disappearing/appearing and moving around at a constantly accelerating rate.
This would only happen if the light slows down as it approaches a black hole but still moves faster than him.

If light speed isn't affected then it would feel like he's getting sucked into a black hole. Nothing other than his momentum changes and once he gets too close he gets crushed into oblivion.

Whichever happens it will happen from his perspective and at normal speed, because you don't perceive the movement of time.
If you enter a slow time zone you wouldn't notice. From your perspective one of two thing will happen; everything around you accelerates or nothing changes until you exit the slow time zone.
#9 to #6 - anon (04/08/2014) [-]
Well since he had no friction (space) but he was propelled from something his speed would gradually increase..just like the universe is drifting apart faster and faster.
User avatar #15 to #9 - herpaderderp (04/08/2014) [-]
Bro, do you even physics?
User avatar #65 to #9 - jukuku (04/08/2014) [-]
lol wut
#39 to #9 - anon (04/08/2014) [-]
Interesting mention in relatinship towards such theories.
But no, looks like any theory that we already god is about as correct as it gets.
User avatar #36 to #9 - sardinez (04/08/2014) [-]
his speed will stay the same unless acted upon by an alien force.

the universe is expanding not drifting
#154 to #4 - rundas (04/08/2014) [-]
But what about when you need to take a ****
User avatar #172 to #154 - mikepetru ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
don't need to **** if you don't need to eat
User avatar #197 to #4 - sciencexplain (04/08/2014) [-]
Immortality through a black hole is a paradox, thus ending the universe as we know it. Not cool.
User avatar #224 to #197 - sovereignty (04/09/2014) [-]
ah, science explain. please explain to me how immortality through a black hole is a paradox
User avatar #225 to #224 - sciencexplain (04/09/2014) [-]
OK, consider this. Immortality means your existence as a physical being cannot be ended. It is forever. However, when you enter a black hole, black holes rip apart any physical object that is there. Therefore, your physical existence ceases to exist yet your existence must continue, even though the existence could only last in a physical form. No acceptable outcome that appeases both sides can be created therefore, so a paradox is then created. Just like an unstoppable object hitting an immovable object.
#226 to #225 - sovereignty (04/10/2014) [-]
i guess that makes sense. :I enough sense for me at least
i guess that makes sense. :I enough sense for me at least
#202 to #4 - checkedem (04/08/2014) [-]
**checkedem rolled image** what i would do in space for eternity
User avatar #82 to #4 - DmOnZ (04/08/2014) [-]
But what happens when you run out of oxygen? You can't die, so all that would happen is you constantly feeling like your suffocating. That pain in your chest when you can't breath, never ending, never fading. You constantly are starved of oxygen, but yet you know no relief from that suffering.
User avatar #120 to #82 - popnotes (04/08/2014) [-]
You are absolutely right.
User avatar #33 to #4 - greycommotion (04/08/2014) [-]
It would be a living hell. Considering how people get bored after a couple of minutes of doing nothing, an eternity would be unbearable.

A real case of "I have no mouth but I must scream" cause there's no sound in space
User avatar #23 to #4 - vikingesnumerouno (04/08/2014) [-]
You would go insane pretty quickly
And I would be scared ******** if I was sucked into a black hole, I'm terrified of those ******* .
User avatar #220 to #23 - Shenanigins (04/09/2014) [-]
I'm not. I'm terrified of more sensible things. Like black people
#54 to #4 - kez (04/08/2014) [-]
Immortality doesnt mean you cant die.

It means you cant die naturally
User avatar #58 to #54 - cowisbeast (04/08/2014) [-]
That's biological immortality, immortality means you can't die.
#38 to #4 - anon (04/08/2014) [-]
"pretty interesting?"
Are you mad?
That would be insane. I mean, you would live so long that the universe would collapse on itself, and you would be able to take a part of the next big bang if all theories are correct.
Thus, you are the third god. GG NO RE
User avatar #144 to #4 - bullhorn (04/08/2014) [-]
Not to mention ******* terrifying
User avatar #7 to #4 - ktbmnf ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
dude, it would hurt like a mother ****** . the whole stretched like a rubber band thing.
User avatar #43 to #7 - dragonbgone (04/08/2014) [-]
I mean.. After a while your nerves dampen pain. It would probably hurt a lot at first then mellow out. Hard to say what would actually happen though
User avatar #74 to #43 - boomerpyro ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
the black hole should not stretch you, it bends space around it so technically space is larger the closer to the black hole you come
#93 to #74 - stallioncock (04/08/2014) [-]
***** do you even blackhole?
User avatar #105 to #93 - boomerpyro ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
i have phrased it badly but mŧ point still stands
User avatar #143 to #105 - nicoquitemad (04/08/2014) [-]
Wouldn't a black hole just squish you like crazy?
#147 to #143 - boomerpyro ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
its referred to as a hole because that is the closest comparison, the gravity creates a semi-pocket dimension (if i can call it that) it bends space in such a way that space expands, the matter is not crushed to infinity as most would think, matter cannot occupy the space of something just as dense, it would rip itself apart on the most basic levels and cease to exist. the matter may be dense but the density cannot be infinite without placing infinite strain on our reality.   
i hope this clears up some of your questions.
its referred to as a hole because that is the closest comparison, the gravity creates a semi-pocket dimension (if i can call it that) it bends space in such a way that space expands, the matter is not crushed to infinity as most would think, matter cannot occupy the space of something just as dense, it would rip itself apart on the most basic levels and cease to exist. the matter may be dense but the density cannot be infinite without placing infinite strain on our reality.
i hope this clears up some of your questions.
User avatar #159 to #147 - AdamBaum (04/08/2014) [-]
scienceexplain, I summon thee. There is an imposter!
#164 to #159 - boomerpyro ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
Trust me, i has science.
User avatar #186 to #164 - sciencexplain (04/08/2014) [-]
That's MY profile picture. Get 'yo own.
User avatar #148 to #147 - nicoquitemad (04/08/2014) [-]
I thought it was just very, very dense.
User avatar #150 to #148 - boomerpyro ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
a black hole might as well be a miniature universe, could explain somethings and work against others
Hey sciencexplain? could mine theory make some sense if looked at from a scientific view?
User avatar #187 to #150 - sciencexplain (04/08/2014) [-]
Probably not. Black holes literally take everything inwards and rip them apart through masses of force and gravity. No universe could exist in a black hole because it would be torn to complete shreds instantly.
User avatar #178 to #150 - cmkpower (04/08/2014) [-]
A black hole would most likely not create a new universe from its own energy. It is however considered that a spinning black hole would be able to tear a hole in the space-time and create what is known as a wormhole. They are mostly considered shortcuts through time and space and therefore also a possible way to travel in time. The problem is that if such thing would happen then we would also see white holes in the universe where matter and light appeared out of nowhere.

If we assume that the theory of wormholes is true then they might be able to send the energy out of our universe into another universe where time hasn't started yet and thereby create a big bang by introducing time through our universe.

That is the closest that i can come to make your theory work though I doubt would it happen.
User avatar #168 to #150 - Fgner (04/08/2014) [-]
That's a theory proposed by almost no credible scientist. The official theory is black holes are simply singularities - infinity mass in an infinitely small space. It eats everything, converts it to radiation, and spits it out. It's not a new dimension, it doesn't make space bigger. And once you enter the event horizon, you stretch out like spaghetti (the accepted model at least). You're just spewing out your asshole.

And in my (non-quantum-physist so you can ignore this) mind - Black holes aren't even singularities - they're just extremely dense remnants of a supernova with gravity strong enough to bend light. Sure, they're extremely dense and have a huge amount of gravity. But they are finite masses that originated from finite masses. They're not magical and infinite by any means, just radical on our scale. Thus some black holes are bigger than other, they eat more and gain more mass. Thus they spit radiation and **** out - because now the gravity is strong enough to continue operation as a "star" but the light from all the reactions are simply being held back from the immense gravity, etc. But again, this isn't a professional opinion. I'm a computer scientist, not a quantum mechanist.
#170 to #168 - boomerpyro ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
gee thanks for the red thumb, i really needed that for expressing a theory as a suggestion, i never said it was a fresh dimension, i meant that it expands/bends space in the area around it, time and space works differently under extreme gravity
sorry for not being clear enough.
#204 to #170 - Fgner (04/08/2014) [-]
You're spreading misinformation as fact.

"a black hole might as well be a miniature universe"
"it bends space around it so technically space is larger the closer to the black hole you come"
"my point still stands"

A black hole does cause space to stretch and time to slow - pretty much infinitely so. But that's what the "spaghetti" theory states. The closest part of you experiences so much more gravity (even though it's such a small distance) that you get strung out infinitely like spaghetti. It gets stretched out and elongated in a death spiral orbit to the center is all. And on it's way **** gets eaten up and spit out as radiation while time slows down to basically a complete stop.

And even then a lot of new theories smash all current understandings of black holes - some say that to obey our understanding of physics, black holes are ends of the universe and when you hit the event horizon you are dissolved into quantum nothingness and shot out as radiation. Some say (a theory proposed by Hawking in a brain-storming paper) that black holes can't actually exist and we're simply missing something critical.

So let's put it this way - black holes are ******* weird. And they're unbelievably complex objects beyond our current comprehension. They may obey physics we don't and may never model. And because of this, no one even in the community that studies them truly knows exactly what the **** goes down in them. But according to every single damn model - you spaghetti-fi. With smaller Schwarzschild radi this even occurs outside the event horizon and is observable!
User avatar #222 to #204 - boomerpyro ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
sorry then, english is not my first language
User avatar #191 to #170 - nicoquitemad (04/08/2014) [-]
I appreciate the hypothesizing, but it'd have been great with some simple widely accepted black hole facts establishing the theory your hypothesis revolves around first.
User avatar #155 to #150 - nicoquitemad (04/08/2014) [-]
As far as I can tell, a black hole is just a region of space having a gravitational field so intense that no matter or radiation can escape.
User avatar #179 to #155 - cmkpower (04/08/2014) [-]
It has however been proven that energy can in fact leave a black hole in the form of hawking radiation leaving the black hole slowly decaying and dying. This was proven by Stephen Hawking and therefore the radiation has been named after him. As far as I know the universe isn't old enough for black hole to have decayed yet but when they will its probably going to be more violent than a supernova.
User avatar #193 to #179 - nicoquitemad (04/08/2014) [-]
That's real fukken neato. No seriously, that's cool as heck.
User avatar #198 to #193 - cmkpower (04/08/2014) [-]
Happy I could help. I don't get to talk about science as much as I should.
User avatar #200 to #198 - nicoquitemad (04/08/2014) [-]
You can make some silly content about it?
User avatar #203 to #200 - cmkpower (04/08/2014) [-]
My content isn't nearly as successful as my comments. I've gotten 53 thumbs for saying The Never Ending Story. And by best content got at total of 21.
User avatar #207 to #203 - nicoquitemad (04/08/2014) [-]
an average of less than 20 for content, and my best comment being at 143, I feel ya.

But you might as well give it a try! For science..!
User avatar #219 to #207 - cmkpower (04/08/2014) [-]
It seems my OC might become successful.
User avatar #212 to #207 - cmkpower (04/08/2014) [-]
I wish I knew how I find it a lot easier to discuss or answer questions.
I do however have some pictures of my toenail I've been meant to post somewhere.
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User avatar #108 to #74 - garymotherfingoak (04/08/2014) [-]
youre not shadowtails..
User avatar #110 to #108 - boomerpyro ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
i never said i was, shady is mah sister
#153 to #7 - theruse (04/08/2014) [-]
That doesn't happen.
User avatar #34 - connorjay (04/08/2014) [-]
I love how everyone is like "it'd be so amazing, going through black holes..."

Yeah, but you're travelling at like 30mph, or maximum 100mph right, as if you're drifting you stay at ~the same speed

So lets say the nearest inhabitable planet with intelligent life forms is 1LY away

58.8 billion hours - about 6.7 million years.

Just saying. "chilling out in space"

Sure, see some nice things, but psychologically, you'd be a shell I reckon.
#96 to #34 - anon (04/08/2014) [-]
you would quickly develop a tendency for sleeping and eventually hibernate until you woke up by falling through the atmosphere of another planet.
User avatar #121 to #34 - SleepingDragon (04/08/2014) [-]
Wouldn't you just be caught in orbit when you arrive?
#210 to #34 - anon (04/08/2014) [-]
also you'd probably get hungry and thirsty and stuff too..
User avatar #115 to #34 - angelious (04/08/2014) [-]
the chances of hitting even uninhabited planet are close to zero actually
#45 to #34 - afreeti ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
your perception of time changes the longer you live
since your perception of time itself is based off of how long you've been alive(which your brain uses as a reference)
ie as a toddler you've only been alive for 2 years so your brain has a two year reference to base its perception of time off of and time seems slow
as an elder who is say 60 your brain is just like screw it ive been through all this before and i can just speed up perception
tl;dr the longer you live the faster time appears to move
User avatar #56 to #45 - connorjay (04/08/2014) [-]
So let's say it's exponential, ish?
your theory (a common one I know) suggests it isn't linear at the very least
Now let's say these 6.7million years only feel like 1 million years. Or lets be more generous, 100,000 years. Still ******* painful. Also keep in mind the closest inhabitable place is actually a LOT further than, so would take a lot longer.
And I think I read in one of my textbooks that the brain works slower when even a degree colder, including perception, and it's very ******* cold in space. So perceptions may even be slowed dramatically.

Also the whole lack of nutrition may work on the persons part, basically float through space in a coma, but even then you're hoping you don't drift into a sun and just burn until the next big bang, or crash into a planet and burn up on impact.

etc etc.

I know these are all theoretical and I'm Mr Buzzkillington
#98 to #56 - afreeti ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
Actually the more standardized the information/stimulus your brain is given the less it notices it.
That is to say your brain notices patterns but give it the same pattern again and again and your mind starts to ignore it.
sort of like Semantic satiation but for images

so if say you were forced to see a slide show for 6.7m years each slide with images
it would seem longer then if you were forced to watch one slide for the same time
as after awhile your brain would start to skip over the information it thinks its seen

so if you were in space the images would look standardized for 100K+ years before you noticed a change speeding up your perception of time even more

tl:dr looking at the same thing also affects your perception of time and in space if you don't pay attention everything looks the same
User avatar #113 to #98 - connorjay (04/08/2014) [-]
Ah like how they test the cognition of infants, once they know about something it becomes habituated? I never knew it was the same with adults.
Also even if the brain has seen all the images, these images will keep coming and coming with nothing else to focus on, so surely after so long, the neural plasticity will have completely ****** with the visual corticies and auditory etc and just left what is necessary?
However I keep to my one point:

Also the whole lack of nutrition may work on the persons part, basically float through space in a coma, but even then you're hoping you don't drift into a sun and just burn until the next big bang, or crash into a planet and burn up on impact.
#141 to #113 - anon (04/08/2014) [-]
case in point-kars as the ultimate lifeform floats endlessly in space at the end of battle tendency. I like to think he lands somewhere one day, he then slowly wakes up from his billion years induced braindead state. i hope he finds peace honestly in another life.
User avatar #142 to #141 - connorjay (04/08/2014) [-]
An issue there is he isn't regeneratively gifted.

If a part of him dies, it's dead.

IE; brain dead is brain dead. That's what I'd think anyway.
#29 - butiloveu (04/08/2014) [-]
Drifting into the sun.
Immense pain.
Sunk through it to the center, because of immortal body and gravity.
More pain.
Wait billions of years till it gets behind the sate of a supernova, implode, leaving a black hole.
Steping barefoot in a piece of Lego pain.
#60 to #29 - havenoballs (04/08/2014) [-]
My Sides man!
My Sides man!
User avatar #79 to #29 - chimpaflimp (04/08/2014) [-]
What if it included invincibility? No pain AND you live forever.
#183 - wilfredfanforever (04/08/2014) [-]
>Immortal   
>Remove suit   
>Masturbation solves all of life's problems   
>Jizz in direction he is going in   
>The force of it should push him the opposite direction, provided it be a powerful enough jizz   
>Hurtle back towards the Earth   
>Live forever on Earth
>Immortal
>Remove suit
>Masturbation solves all of life's problems
>Jizz in direction he is going in
>The force of it should push him the opposite direction, provided it be a powerful enough jizz
>Hurtle back towards the Earth
>Live forever on Earth
User avatar #217 to #183 - imalex (04/08/2014) [-]
The relationship between an object's mass m, its acceleration a, and the applied force F is F = ma. Acceleration and force are vectors (as indicated by their symbols being displayed in slant bold font); in this law the direction of the force vector is the same as the direction of the acceleration vector
#28 - hugsta (04/08/2014) [-]
Unless you can regenerate immortality is such a stupid ability it basically counts as a curse instead.
#30 to #28 - butiloveu (04/08/2014) [-]
Immortality in a mortal body?!   
What happens to you when you get burned ?
Immortality in a mortal body?!
What happens to you when you get burned ?
User avatar #97 to #30 - cancer (04/08/2014) [-]
Use that burn heal that you were saving for a really important fight that never came up.
User avatar #146 to #30 - hugsta (04/08/2014) [-]
Let's assume this form of immortality is basically separating your consciousness from dependence on your body. Otherwise you'd just become a vegetable after loosing too much bloodflow to your brain.

In that case, it'd be as if everything disappeared. No sight, no sound, no touch, nothing. Just thinking. Pretty much what the astronaut is going through if he became blind and deaf.
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#57 - yuvesh (04/08/2014) [-]
wouldn't your space suit fill up with 			****		   
wouldn't you run out of oxygen and your brain would die   
wouldn't you miss the final season of game of thrones    
wouldn't you go mad knowing you could be on the internet    
wouldn't you get some great ideas, but not be able to write them down and forget them
wouldn't your space suit fill up with ****
wouldn't you run out of oxygen and your brain would die
wouldn't you miss the final season of game of thrones
wouldn't you go mad knowing you could be on the internet
wouldn't you get some great ideas, but not be able to write them down and forget them
#67 to #57 - crazylance (04/08/2014) [-]
While that is all true, you can't die, you were granted immortality.
mfw I don't watch GoF, I can live without the internet AND be totally fine with forgetting my great ideas.
#72 to #67 - yuvesh (04/08/2014) [-]
but even if you only 			****		 yourself once, the smell   
   
also you can fap in a space suit
but even if you only **** yourself once, the smell

also you can fap in a space suit
User avatar #78 to #72 - crazylance (04/08/2014) [-]
Well it really depends on what kind of immortality we're talking here: Immortality without the body, or immortality of the body?

Without the body is going to suck because your body will eventually dissolve and become nothing and you're basically a immortal spirit.
But the other option seems the better.
#84 to #72 - pyrophobic (04/08/2014) [-]
How can you smell it if there is no oxygen for the particles to travel through?
User avatar #87 to #84 - yuvesh (04/08/2014) [-]
there will be CO2 in the space suit
User avatar #158 - AdamBaum (04/08/2014) [-]
You will be in space forever unless something crashes into you at the right moment. A bullet will be lonely once it is fired, it doesn't travel fast enough to reach a planet or a moon. It's like its stuck in one place. That's because the universe is expanding, and you're slower than a bullet, so enjoy **** up to your nostrils because you're going to go thru a lifetime of no toilets floating thru space. You'd be hoping for a spaceship full of aliens to spot and retrieve you, and probe you with a rusty prong, because that would be better than being an immortal that is essentially a goldfish confined to a suit that is full of **** . Your lungs will be full of **** . My god this is now my new fear.
#160 to #158 - ronjeremysweiner (04/08/2014) [-]
but if ur immortal u can take of the suit
User avatar #165 to #160 - AdamBaum (04/08/2014) [-]
I guess, and have a ****** , dry, frozen asshole
User avatar #162 to #158 - thesovereigngrave (04/08/2014) [-]
He could try and break the visor of his helmet. After all, if he's immortal the vacuum can't kill him.
User avatar #161 to #158 - christheace (04/08/2014) [-]
Couldn't you take off the suit and **** and piss all over the cosmos

cause immortality
User avatar #167 to #161 - AdamBaum (04/08/2014) [-]
I guess. But wait, now that I think of it he wouldnt be able to **** since he wont be eat anything.
User avatar #103 - tranquilizer (04/08/2014) [-]
OC my ass
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#100 - atrocitustheking ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
If supernatural entities can be summoned like that, perhaps he should keep calling until he gets God or some divine customer service rep.
#149 to #100 - vgmddg (04/08/2014) [-]
Divine customer service rep.
#169 - kikx (04/08/2014) [-]
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User avatar #117 - meganinja (04/08/2014) [-]
I'd rip off pieces of my arms and **** and just fling them everywhere. Regrow the limbs, and repeat. There are a few options. They could slowly collect and form a small asteroid with low gravity, which you could keep contributing to and eventually form a planet. Or they could disperse throughout the universe, with the seeds of life landing in different areas, some possibly hospitable, where life will begin to form. Wait just a few billion years and you could have intelligent life that is space capable coming to your rescue. ****** cash yo.
User avatar #123 to #117 - lotengo (04/08/2014) [-]
Ur gonns have to live without your arm if you do that.
also, if you rip your spacesuit you will freeze. You wont die but you cant move a muscle
User avatar #125 to #123 - meganinja (04/08/2014) [-]
it could regrow
User avatar #131 to #125 - mysticana (04/08/2014) [-]
Immortality, not regeneration. I agree with amuzen, risky strategy.
User avatar #136 to #131 - meganinja (04/08/2014) [-]
Well then if that's the case, just destroy your brain. You won't percieve anymore. Therefore your immortality does not apply.
#130 to #125 - amuzen (04/08/2014) [-]
how do you know? seems like an awfully big risk.
User avatar #99 - icameheretotroll (04/08/2014) [-]
>Wait until fellow astronauts find and help you because in the first panel earth is nearby
>Go back to earth
>tell them to put you in a deep sleep
>Wake up in 1000 years
>Space travel is invented
>Travel to another planet where the species are primitive
>Become their god and influence their evolution untill they invent space travel
>Fly into another planet again
I dont know, immortality isn't as bad
User avatar #196 to #99 - ParallelDuck (04/08/2014) [-]
Unless he has a beacon in his suit he will be impossible to find.
User avatar #201 to #196 - icameheretotroll (04/08/2014) [-]
Well obviously they are being supervized, so in case of them falling off with a limited supply of oxygen other astronauts would probably help
User avatar #173 - BeaverBalls (04/08/2014) [-]
>immortal
>take off space suit
>hurl in the opposite direction of earth
>wait
>eventually re enter earths atmosphere
>now an immortal on earth
User avatar #189 to #173 - ncharlie ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
>become highlander
#163 - ronjeremysweiner (04/08/2014) [-]
take of suit, sit cross-legged
meditate until i can acess the other 90% of my brain.
use my superior mind to control the energy around me.
bam, now im immortal and a jedi
#24 - anononeeightsix (04/08/2014) [-]
Why would you say no, bitch is in space and just got immortal he is the only man who could get sucked into a black hole and know what it's like and then just moon hop until he finds intelligent lifeforms, You could even travel too another galaxy. There are so many possibilities
User avatar #49 to #24 - mistercookie (04/08/2014) [-]
Sucked into a black hole and THEN do moon jumping?
User avatar #31 to #24 - nastoy (04/08/2014) [-]
And the he lands on a empty moon with nothing to do, and no way to get off it.
User avatar #55 to #31 - kavtech (04/08/2014) [-]
If he is immortal he has all the time in the world to build muscles that can shoot him from planet to planet.
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