Not sure if this is actually usefull. . The 20 Creepiest Things You Can Whisper In Someone Else' s Ear When Giving Them A Hug Long sniff - Mmfmm.... you smell d
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Not sure if this is actually usefull

The 20 Creepiest Things You Can
Whisper In Someone Else' s Ear
When Giving Them A Hug
Long sniff - Mmfmm.... you smell different
when you' re awake.
Please help me" then smile as if nothing
happened.
Soon."
If it' s a girl you' re hugging, and you' re a guy.
I can feel them pressing against my chest. I
think those are the only thing I miss about
being a woman."
A good friend of mine (we are both males)
enjoy creating awkward situations by hugging
in public when we see each other. We don' t
do the manly, back pound hug, instead we do
the arms up and under each others' armpits
hugs. We slowly rub each others' back and
say, loud enough for everyone to hear: "So
nice. So nice. So safe. So nice." And then we
separate with a big sigh. It can silence a
room.
You have lovely skin, I can' t wait to try it on
The slow blade penetrates the shield..."
Your hair tastes like strawberries"
Wait... don' t let go just yet."
Subtle. Weird. Unusual. Needy.
He knows, don' t go home."
I always knew you would die in my arms".
That' ll do pig"
Every time I poop, I think of you.
No one will ever believe you"
bet you didn' t feel me lick you ear'
I killed Mufasa."
There are only four layers, or less, of cloth
separating us from ecstasy.
Mother told me it would be like this"
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#44 - September (04/11/2014) [-]
best thing to say after sex
#52 to #44 - shagtastic (04/11/2014) [-]
I like to whisper this into their ear after sex.
User avatar #6 - lolmasterx (04/11/2014) [-]
"The Lannisters send their regards."
#117 to #6 - dirtyatom (04/11/2014) [-]
haven't cried of laughter in a while, thanks
haven't cried of laughter in a while, thanks
#146 to #6 - lplplplp (04/11/2014) [-]
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#155 to #6 - CXJokerXD ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
Oh, The Reigns of Castamere....
Oh, The Reigns of Castamere....
#37 - dbBlues (04/11/2014) [-]
Long live the king!
Long live the king!
#181 to #37 - happyzzzz (04/11/2014) [-]
Source?
#11 - qun (04/11/2014) [-]
#182 to #11 - qun (04/11/2014) [-]
tfw i wake this morning to you guys voting this into the top 20 and my highest voted comment, thanks guys
#10 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
'MEHOYNEYOYME'
User avatar #139 to #2 - brrigg (04/11/2014) [-]
haha, ****** , beat me to it.
User avatar #8 - temporalguardian ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
"M'lady"
User avatar #4 - lavitts (04/10/2014) [-]
"Hail Hydra"
#5 to #4 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
If I had a penny for every time I heard that, I'd be a millionaire.
#18 to #5 - fuckscreennames (04/11/2014) [-]
holy 			****		 that is the most adorable animal i have ever seen. what even is that and where can i get 12?
holy **** that is the most adorable animal i have ever seen. what even is that and where can i get 12?
#85 to #18 - theholum (04/11/2014) [-]
It's a pomeranian puppy
User avatar #84 to #18 - moorgar ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
The allmighty google answerd to the question of what it is,

it is a dog breed named pomsky
User avatar #20 to #4 - traveltech (04/11/2014) [-]
Glad I checked before posting that
#24 to #4 - wewumbo (04/11/2014) [-]
hue    
 hue    
 hue's there?
hue
hue
hue's there?
#180 to #24 - boomerpyro ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
how did i get here? this isn't the tendo dojo!
User avatar #7 - slandersalamander (04/11/2014) [-]
#7

Dune is mentioned

I feel accomplished for recognizing the reference
User avatar #134 to #7 - popkornking (04/11/2014) [-]
Just started God Emperor of Dune, great series
#90 to #7 - iwasonaboat (04/11/2014) [-]
Dune is pretty ok.
User avatar #14 to #7 - noobtankz (04/11/2014) [-]
Your comment is also #7.
User avatar #51 to #14 - viperish (04/11/2014) [-]
And your comment is #7+7
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User avatar #36 - Soilwork ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
"Do you have battletoads?"
#66 - nethj (04/11/2014) [-]
I don't know what it is, but I hate it
#179 to #66 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
Thanks for making me notice it forever now.
#104 to #66 - dogzie (04/11/2014) [-]
i thought it was something on my screen
#12 - eyecontacthandjob (04/11/2014) [-]
*whisper*
#70 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
"Show him what for it means to be Super Sand legend"
#119 - Tharius (04/11/2014) [-]
One time my best friend got dropped off at my house by his mom and I hadn't seen him in awhile and I went outside and gave him a hug.  He is really skinny  so I ended up just picking him up and walking away with him.  He asked me "what are you doing!?" and I responded, "I'm gonna rape you!".  His mom laughed.
One time my best friend got dropped off at my house by his mom and I hadn't seen him in awhile and I went outside and gave him a hug. He is really skinny so I ended up just picking him up and walking away with him. He asked me "what are you doing!?" and I responded, "I'm gonna rape you!". His mom laughed.
#158 - pulluspardus (04/11/2014) [-]
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User avatar #118 - Steinwolf (04/11/2014) [-]
*Whisper* Hitler did nothing wrong
#50 - colorbox (04/11/2014) [-]
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