Not sure about this one. . com I will not! Everytime you sneeze but Everytime you cough you you get violently yourself.. I guess I better go buy some pepper and some adult sized diapers
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I will not!
Everytime you sneeze but Everytime you cough you
you get violently **** yourself.
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Submitted: 02/10/2014
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User avatar #6 - warlockrichard (02/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I guess I better go buy some pepper and some adult sized diapers
#17 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (02/11/2014) [+] (4 replies)
use the $2000 every sneeze to buy armor/super hero costume. then when the time is opportune, **** on your enemies. ******* drown them in your mud lava. every criminal will fear the super ******* .
#58 - Jameshaich (02/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Buy new car, replace seat with toilet.
Replace computer chair with toilet
Replace everything with toilet.
User avatar #29 - moistnuggests (02/11/2014) [-]
>Press button
>Invest in a buttplug and cough suppressants
#23 - bitey (02/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I very rarely cough. I sneeze all the 						*******					 time however.
I very rarely cough. I sneeze all the ******* time however.
#9 - drlemniscate (02/10/2014) [-]
Even if you only sneezed once a day, it pay enough for you to just live on a Toilet comfortably for the rest of your life. Just replace your computer chair with an extremely comfortable Toilet; probably with a bidet.
#28 - chukwu (02/11/2014) [-]
At least you'll have money to buy diapers.  Your ass might burn a little.
At least you'll have money to buy diapers. Your ass might burn a little.
User avatar #74 - bcsaint ONLINE (02/11/2014) [+] (5 replies)
THIS IS NOT A JOKE. MY BROTHER MAKES $2,000 EVERY TIME HE SNEEZES. HE NOW LIVES IN A 30 MILLION DOLLAR HOUSE. JUST BY LOGGING INTO THIS WEBSITE YOU TOO CAN MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO LIVE LIKE A KING.
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#52 - Rockaman (02/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
May need one of these!  Patrick! Plug my butthole, I'm gonna cough!
May need one of these! Patrick! Plug my butthole, I'm gonna cough!
User avatar #56 to #52 - lotengo (02/11/2014) [-]
> insert butplug
> cough 3 times
> fill up your own intestines, bowels start to absorb **** .
> die
User avatar #1 - voxseppo ONLINE (02/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I wish I could have the first one. A summer would make me the richest man in the world. Record is at around 60 sneezes in a row without stop.
User avatar #75 - scoobi (02/11/2014) [-]
>Sneeze several times
>Earn lots of money

>Constipated
>Need to **** badly
>Sit on toilet
>Nothing comes out
>Cough

>Enemy being a dick to you
>Pull down pants and underpants
>Point asshole directly at him
>Cough

#62 - lookatmyhouseofwax (02/11/2014) [-]
Sneeze and cough and the same time   
You've got to be 						********					 me
Sneeze and cough and the same time
You've got to be ******** me
#53 - Rockaman (02/11/2014) [-]
Think this guy got a rawer deal!
Think this guy got a rawer deal!
User avatar #22 - rdangerdash ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
I sneeze whenever I look at a bright light. I can basically sneeze on command just by looking at the sun.
User avatar #19 - thenordicsnowman (02/11/2014) [-]
i have grass allergies, so summer would make me a millionaire.
User avatar #7 - thewizardsage (02/10/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I smoke waaaaay to much pot to be ******** my pants all day.
User avatar #57 - Pwnerer (02/11/2014) [-]
I get high way too much to press that button
User avatar #11 - fukkenbisharp (02/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
sit on toilet
sneeze until you have more money than you could ever use
use some of the money to make it physically impossible to ever sneeze again
profit
User avatar #12 to #11 - ecalycptus (02/11/2014) [-]
*Cough
#3 - dalarna (02/10/2014) [-]
Tempting.
Tempting.
User avatar #16 - PgFalcon ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
well that would make bathroom trips easy and fun! A rare skill, ******** violently on demand.
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