Not sure about this one. . com I will not! Everytime you sneeze but Everytime you cough you you get violently yourself.. I guess I better go buy some pepper and some adult sized diapers
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User avatar #6 - warlockrichard (02/10/2014) [-]
I guess I better go buy some pepper and some adult sized diapers
#8 to #6 - coltari (02/10/2014) [-]
Holy 			****		, the comments are good today
Holy **** , the comments are good today
#17 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (02/11/2014) [-]
use the $2000 every sneeze to buy armor/super hero costume. then when the time is opportune, **** on your enemies. ******* drown them in your mud lava. every criminal will fear the super ******* .
#77 to #17 - sonnyboii (02/11/2014) [-]
It looks like
#78 to #77 - sonnyboii (02/11/2014) [-]
You're in deep ****
#79 to #78 - sonnyboii (02/11/2014) [-]
Mr.Criminal.
#24 to #17 - dinosauraids (02/11/2014) [-]
"			*******		 drown them in your mud lava"
" ******* drown them in your mud lava"
#58 - Jameshaich (02/11/2014) [-]
Buy new car, replace seat with toilet.
Replace computer chair with toilet
Replace everything with toilet.
User avatar #73 to #58 - arime (02/11/2014) [-]
i laughed way too hard at this
User avatar #29 - moistnuggests (02/11/2014) [-]
>Press button
>Invest in a buttplug and cough suppressants
#23 - bitey (02/11/2014) [-]
I very rarely cough. I sneeze all the 			*******		 time however.
I very rarely cough. I sneeze all the ******* time however.
User avatar #30 to #23 - sexyhimself (02/11/2014) [-]
oh god, Megas XLR was so damn badass, thumb for you, my friend.
#9 - drlemniscate (02/10/2014) [-]
Even if you only sneezed once a day, it pay enough for you to just live on a Toilet comfortably for the rest of your life. Just replace your computer chair with an extremely comfortable Toilet; probably with a bidet.
#28 - chukwu (02/11/2014) [-]
At least you'll have money to buy diapers.  Your ass might burn a little.
At least you'll have money to buy diapers. Your ass might burn a little.
User avatar #74 - bcsaint (02/11/2014) [-]
THIS IS NOT A JOKE. MY BROTHER MAKES $2,000 EVERY TIME HE SNEEZES. HE NOW LIVES IN A 30 MILLION DOLLAR HOUSE. JUST BY LOGGING INTO THIS WEBSITE YOU TOO CAN MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO LIVE LIKE A KING.
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User avatar #81 to #74 - alphavsomega (02/11/2014) [-]
I clicked it.
User avatar #82 to #81 - alphavsomega (02/11/2014) [-]
Now I'm a fukken millinehr
User avatar #84 to #74 - webs (02/11/2014) [-]
I clicked on it and got cancer
User avatar #89 to #74 - nikolaier (02/13/2014) [-]
enter is my friend to stay there for only two seconds without disabling the messeges
User avatar #1 - voxseppo (02/10/2014) [-]
I wish I could have the first one. A summer would make me the richest man in the world. Record is at around 60 sneezes in a row without stop.
#5 to #1 - superpiccoyoshi (02/10/2014) [-]
That sucks.
User avatar #75 - scoobi (02/11/2014) [-]
>Sneeze several times
>Earn lots of money

>Constipated
>Need to **** badly
>Sit on toilet
>Nothing comes out
>Cough

>Enemy being a dick to you
>Pull down pants and underpants
>Point asshole directly at him
>Cough

#62 - lookatmyhouseofwax (02/11/2014) [-]
Sneeze and cough and the same time   
You've got to be 			********		 me
Sneeze and cough and the same time
You've got to be ******** me
#53 - Rockaman ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
Think this guy got a rawer deal!
Think this guy got a rawer deal!
User avatar #22 - rdangerdash ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
I sneeze whenever I look at a bright light. I can basically sneeze on command just by looking at the sun.
User avatar #19 - thenordicsnowman (02/11/2014) [-]
i have grass allergies, so summer would make me a millionaire.
#52 - Rockaman ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
May need one of these!  Patrick! Plug my butthole, I'm gonna cough!
May need one of these! Patrick! Plug my butthole, I'm gonna cough!
User avatar #56 to #52 - lotengo ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
> insert butplug
> cough 3 times
> fill up your own intestines, bowels start to absorb **** .
> die
User avatar #7 - thewizardsage (02/10/2014) [-]
I smoke waaaaay to much pot to be ******** my pants all day.
User avatar #14 to #7 - shadowsynergy (02/11/2014) [-]
If you cough when you smoke, then you don't toke enough.
User avatar #15 to #14 - thewizardsage (02/11/2014) [-]
If you don't smoke when you cough, you don't smoke good enough **** .
User avatar #18 to #15 - shadowsynergy (02/11/2014) [-]
Smoke softer, eventually you get entirely used to the feeling that makes you cough (Which is your mucosa absorbing thc). Regardless of the strength of the weed. If you smoke often, and with a little class (a.k.a. not always taking monster rips), then you will cough significantly less, if not at all...
User avatar #88 to #18 - thewizardsage (02/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, I cede your point.

I could take smaller hits, but when you smoke with four or five other people, I take as big a hit as I can.

I did a little experimenting with differing size hits, and you're totally right. If I'm just a bit softer I can not even cough.
#32 - anon (02/11/2014) [-]
Will you please already stop with these button post, **** like this ruins the site.
This isn't even funny in first place.
User avatar #35 to #32 - overchaos (02/11/2014) [-]
Prove it
User avatar #36 to #32 - huffe (02/11/2014) [-]
then y is it getting thumbs?
#38 to #36 - carlsagouin (02/11/2014) [-]
Tumblr posts are getting thumbs. Your argument is invalid.
User avatar #40 to #38 - huffe (02/11/2014) [-]
people obviously find them funny too then
#41 to #40 - carlsagouin (02/11/2014) [-]
Which means everything can be considered funny.
User avatar #54 to #41 - zaiopeperse (02/11/2014) [-]
Congratulations, you have discovered COMMUNITY. The most important thing to remember is that while mostly similar, all parts of a community have differing tastes
User avatar #42 to #41 - huffe (02/11/2014) [-]
exactly...
User avatar #57 - Pwnerer (02/11/2014) [-]
I get high way too much to press that button
#3 - dalarna (02/10/2014) [-]
Tempting.
Tempting.
#37 - carlsagouin (02/11/2014) [-]
I can make myself sneeze almost on command and it isn't that hard to avoid coughing
User avatar #51 to #37 - sparkyoneonetwo (02/11/2014) [-]
unless you get bronchitis
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