Not sure about this one. . com I will not! Everytime you sneeze but Everytime you cough you you get violently shit yourself.. I guess I better go buy some pepper and some adult sized diapers Not sure about this one com I will not! Everytime you sneeze but cough get violently shit yourself guess better go buy some pepper and adult sized diapers
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #6 - warlockrichard
Reply +110 123456789123345869
(02/10/2014) [-]
I guess I better go buy some pepper and some adult sized diapers
#8 to #6 - coltari
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(02/10/2014) [-]
Holy ****, the comments are good today
Holy ****, the comments are good today
#17 - tomahawkit **User deleted account**
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(02/11/2014) [-]
use the $2000 every sneeze to buy armor/super hero costume. then when the time is opportune, **** on your enemies. ******* drown them in your mud lava. every criminal will fear the super *******.
#77 to #17 - sonnyboii
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(02/11/2014) [-]
It looks like
#78 to #77 - sonnyboii
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(02/11/2014) [-]
You're in deep ****
#79 to #78 - sonnyboii
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(02/11/2014) [-]
Mr.Criminal.
#24 to #17 - dinosauraids
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(02/11/2014) [-]
"******* drown them in your mud lava"
"******* drown them in your mud lava"
#58 - Jameshaich
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(02/11/2014) [-]
Buy new car, replace seat with toilet.
Replace computer chair with toilet
Replace everything with toilet.
User avatar #73 to #58 - arime
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(02/11/2014) [-]
i laughed way too hard at this
User avatar #29 - moistnuggests
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(02/11/2014) [-]
>Press button
>Invest in a buttplug and cough suppressants
#23 - bitey
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(02/11/2014) [-]
I very rarely cough. I sneeze all the ******* time however.
I very rarely cough. I sneeze all the ******* time however.
User avatar #30 to #23 - sexyhimself
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(02/11/2014) [-]
oh god, Megas XLR was so damn badass, thumb for you, my friend.
#9 - drlemniscate
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(02/10/2014) [-]
Even if you only sneezed once a day, it pay enough for you to just live on a Toilet comfortably for the rest of your life. Just replace your computer chair with an extremely comfortable Toilet; probably with a bidet.
#28 - chukwu
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(02/11/2014) [-]
At least you'll have money to buy diapers.  Your ass might burn a little.
At least you'll have money to buy diapers. Your ass might burn a little.
User avatar #74 - bcsaint
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(02/11/2014) [-]
THIS IS NOT A JOKE. MY BROTHER MAKES $2,000 EVERY TIME HE SNEEZES. HE NOW LIVES IN A 30 MILLION DOLLAR HOUSE. JUST BY LOGGING INTO THIS WEBSITE YOU TOO CAN MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO LIVE LIKE A KING.
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User avatar #81 to #74 - alphavsomega
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(02/11/2014) [-]
I clicked it.
User avatar #82 to #81 - alphavsomega
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(02/11/2014) [-]
Now I'm a fukken millinehr
User avatar #84 to #74 - webs
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(02/11/2014) [-]
I clicked on it and got cancer
#86 to #74 - vaticancameos
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(02/11/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #89 to #74 - nikolaier
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(02/13/2014) [-]
enter is my friend to stay there for only two seconds without disabling the messeges
#52 - Rockaman
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(02/11/2014) [-]
May need one of these!  Patrick! Plug my butthole, I'm gonna cough!
May need one of these! Patrick! Plug my butthole, I'm gonna cough!
User avatar #56 to #52 - lotengo [OP]
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(02/11/2014) [-]
> insert butplug
> cough 3 times
> fill up your own intestines, bowels start to absorb ****.
> die
User avatar #1 - voxseppo
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(02/10/2014) [-]
I wish I could have the first one. A summer would make me the richest man in the world. Record is at around 60 sneezes in a row without stop.
#5 to #1 - superpiccoyoshi
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(02/10/2014) [-]
That sucks.