Not so Superheroes. . tiv/ lost: useless super heroes... 13 Masterbaiter Lad Affiliation: Legion of Powers: Eats matter in any and every form. In his defense: N
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Not so Superheroes

tiv/ lost: useless
super heroes...
13 Masterbaiter Lad
Affiliation: Legion of
Powers: Eats matter in any and every form.
In his defense: No structure can hold him -
he' ll just eat through it.
13 Boy
Affiliation: Legion of
Powers: Detaching his arms for use as blunt
In his defense: It would really hurt to be hit
otter the head with an arm.
Mi Gin Genie
Powers: Generates seismic waves equal to her
blood alcohol content.
In her defense: She' s really quite powerful,
provided she' s totall wasted.
ttl, Rainbow Girl
Affiliation: Legion of Substitute Heroes
Powers: Wields the power of the emotional
spectrum, oracling to unpredictable mood
In her defense: She' s apparently very charming
for a confusing and ambiguously sexist creation,
Hindsight Lad
Affiliation: New Warriors
Powers: Knows how events could have played
out differently in hindsight.
In his defense: It' s really helpful to know
exactly why you screwed up. Just kidding. Eff
this guy.
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Submitted: 10/04/2013
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#29 - kraykan (10/05/2013) [-]
Actually, if you think about it, matter eater lad is ridiculous op. He can eat ANYTHING. Superman trying to get you, bite his goddamn head off. a nuke a bout to explode? eat that bitch. He could consume the SUN if he went into space. So you guys are lucky that he's a hero.
#30 to #29 - thasmackdown **User deleted account** (10/05/2013) [-]
Energy would **** on him, superman trying to **** on him? boom laser eyes.

Trying to eat the sun, boom high intensity radiation..

But actually ya I agree with you about this being a worthwhile power, only to stop you on the question.

It says nothing about him having super special bowls. So after eating metal and such, would his internal organs just break down and he dies?
User avatar #54 to #30 - licestr (10/05/2013) [-]
I suppose that by ''eating'' it includes the whole process

it'd be different if it said, Matter Chewing Lad
#157 to #54 - thasmackdown **User deleted account** (10/05/2013) [-]
His name isn't digestion lad
#156 to #54 - thasmackdown **User deleted account** (10/05/2013) [-]
The simple definition of eating

put (food) into the mouth and chew and swallow it.
User avatar #90 to #29 - missrainbowdash (10/05/2013) [-]
wouldn't the sun vaporize him though before he could get close enough?
#135 to #90 - anon (10/05/2013) [-]
He would eat the radiation and heat! wait, that ain't matter, it's energy!
#2 - vboulay (10/04/2013) [-]
That means ths guy isn't an original idea
User avatar #3 to #2 - brageok (10/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #8 to #3 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account** (10/04/2013) [-]
... DP?
... double penetration?
#115 to #8 - kiboz (10/05/2013) [-]
It's a joke from that episode, go watch it, it's awesome. You need to login to view this link
User avatar #150 to #115 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account** (10/05/2013) [-]
Sadly my computer does not allow me to watch videos.
Or, well, not my computer, but my connection.
#151 to #150 - kiboz (10/05/2013) [-]
Damn, bad for's a great episode, it's story is in three episodes. Really, one of the most amazing south park stories.
User avatar #152 to #151 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account** (10/05/2013) [-]
I have seen it though.
I just don't remember absolutely anything.
I've seen all the episodes twice, I'm pretty sure. Many even more times.
#153 to #152 - kiboz (10/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, me too. Well, the company is called BP and then, when they decide to drill even further after causing the oil spill, they remain the company DP and there is a pic showing two drills drilling into earth. They summoned Chutulu by doing that, that should remember you which episodes were those. Hope you get what I'm trying to say, I don't know if I expressed myself very well.
User avatar #154 to #153 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account** (10/05/2013) [-]
Haha, yea, now i am starting to remember it all (:
Thanks, mate!
#155 to #154 - kiboz (10/05/2013) [-]
No problem!
User avatar #9 to #2 - OOOnelsonOOO ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
in hindsight, we probably should have guessed that.
#16 - kongh (10/05/2013) [-]
Snowflame is a super villain who gains the ability of super strength....But only when hes on cocaine
User avatar #53 to #16 - zenler ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
thats so gangsta
User avatar #52 to #16 - cshp (10/05/2013) [-]
That's just a regular person then.
#34 - toastableduckling (10/05/2013) [-]
How is the man who can eat anything at super speed useless?
User avatar #13 - shadowstepone (10/05/2013) [-]
read the first line after the lightbulb you won't regret it.
#17 - feelythefeel (10/05/2013) [-]
I thought this was a joke.
#25 - wlflvr (10/05/2013) [-]

#39 - ehzio (10/05/2013) [-]
I thought south park just created him for fun... I never knew he was based off a super hero
#22 - bokkos (10/05/2013) [-]
Aquaman is looking pretty good now.
#44 to #22 - jimmytwoshoes ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
non can command our dark lord and savior!
#147 to #44 - botherandbefuddle (10/05/2013) [-]
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
User avatar #45 to #44 - jimmytwoshoes ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
#132 to #45 - anon (10/05/2013) [-]

******* aqualad stole his thunder
User avatar #136 - rafeky (10/05/2013) [-]
Arm-fall-off boy would be pretty useless once he's disarmed
User avatar #137 to #136 - swagasauruss (10/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #126 - shakalakaboomboom (10/05/2013) [-]
My favourite Superhero is "man-man" A man who was bitten by a radioactive man and gained all the powers of a man
#57 - alphagex (10/05/2013) [-]
I thought of this guy when i read the arm-fall of boy
User avatar #64 to #57 - tonyredgrave (10/05/2013) [-]
His arm was my weapon of choice.
User avatar #66 to #64 - alphagex (10/05/2013) [-]
great now you make me feel like a filthy casual
User avatar #67 to #66 - tonyredgrave (10/05/2013) [-]
How did that happen?
User avatar #70 to #67 - alphagex (10/05/2013) [-]
well i kept using the sword,.. and if you use his arm it means you can manage with less damage
User avatar #71 to #70 - tonyredgrave (10/05/2013) [-]
A friend of mine can beat it with no damage at all.
User avatar #72 to #71 - alphagex (10/05/2013) [-]
i saw something that blow my mind...get this,,,this guy on youtube beats the doom 1 level on nightmare mod..that is some hardcore gamer (i know is off subject but is amazing)
User avatar #73 to #72 - tonyredgrave (10/05/2013) [-]
Another off topic, My friend can play Through the Fire and Flames on bass.
User avatar #74 to #73 - alphagex (10/05/2013) [-]
uhh i dont get it... is it another game..or an level of medevil...been while since i played medevil
User avatar #75 to #74 - tonyredgrave (10/05/2013) [-]
Dragonforce - Through the Fire and Flames(Lyrics)
There is no bass line so he just wrote one following the guitars and he replaced the keyboard parts with bass.
User avatar #76 to #75 - alphagex (10/05/2013) [-]
oh that pretty cool, the song is pretty cool too.. is like i heard it before i got that feeling.. most song i listen to my life... i don`t even know the singer...nor the title of the song just the melody
User avatar #77 to #76 - tonyredgrave (10/05/2013) [-]
You play Guitar Hero?
User avatar #78 to #77 - alphagex (10/05/2013) [-]
no but i know what it is it seem intersating,, i did played wow alot but quit and skyrim, but moslty wow it took place in my life,,that thing is like an hardcore drug
User avatar #79 to #78 - tonyredgrave (10/05/2013) [-]
I played until Wrath of the Lich King
User avatar #81 to #79 - alphagex (10/05/2013) [-]
woltk was kinda ridiculous i mean imo, everybody was overpowered,, i remeber first time i played woltk i did a dk,, and like in the bgs i could own the **** out of everybody, just by typing random buttons..catalysm,,was more balanced,, i think,, i did not played mop but ,,, i read about it is very easy,, i heard,,you can get raid gear by dailies,,what next? epics gear and weapon at level 1?
User avatar #82 to #81 - tonyredgrave (10/05/2013) [-]
I wouldn't doubt it. Did you know that George "Corpsegrinder" Fischer is in WotLK?
User avatar #83 to #82 - alphagex (10/05/2013) [-]
huh who is that?
#84 to #83 - tonyredgrave (10/05/2013) [-]
This guy I think his name in there is Gorge the Corpsegrinder
User avatar #85 to #84 - alphagex (10/05/2013) [-]
what so special about him? is he an actor or something?
User avatar #88 to #85 - tonyredgrave (10/05/2013) [-]
Cannibal Corpse - "Evisceration Plague" Metal Blade That's him singing.
Fun Fact: This happens to be one of Jim Carey's favorite bands.
#89 to #88 - alphagex (10/05/2013) [-]

i love jim carry one of my fav actors
User avatar #109 to #57 - whiplasher (10/05/2013) [-]
Hell yeah. Although I played mostly with the hammer.
#38 - theangryme (10/05/2013) [-]
I still think Hector Rendoza (Wraith) has the worst power. He has transparent skin and can make other's skin transparent too. Period.
User avatar #40 to #38 - ehzio (10/05/2013) [-]
Ehh he could be useful, like seeing where the weak part on his opponent is
User avatar #41 to #40 - theangryme (10/05/2013) [-]
Given that every important thing in the body is hidden by muscle, fat or bone. No, I don't think so.
User avatar #43 to #41 - ehzio (10/05/2013) [-]
he could be a really good physical therapist and could really excel in human anatomy and physiology
User avatar #42 to #41 - ehzio (10/05/2013) [-]
Oh he can only see muscles? I thought it went deeper than that
User avatar #149 to #42 - theangryme (10/05/2013) [-]
Well, yes... maybe a good anatomist... but he was in the X-men.
User avatar #32 - yunoknow (10/05/2013) [-]
everybody's a hindsight lad, how the **** is he special?
#148 to #32 - machodriver (10/05/2013) [-]
That's the point of the content I believe.
#62 - klokwork (10/05/2013) [-]
Thank god for Hindsight
User avatar #4 - ChromedDragon ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
you forgot dog welder
#5 to #4 - saxong (10/04/2013) [-]
MFW I read about Dogwelder.
MFW I read about Dogwelder.
#6 to #4 - freespeech (10/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #138 - scorcho ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
arm-fall-off boy could literally throw a punch.
#116 - mrsnowballs (10/05/2013) [-]
useless you say?
#139 to #116 - markertemp (10/05/2013) [-]
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Can I eat him?
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