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#91 to #76 - sirowlington (01/13/2014) [-]
HFW detention
HFW detention
#5 - theannoyingFJguy (01/13/2014) [-]
What the **** is that scrub teacher doing? Using blue ******* texta to mark work?

How dare you.
User avatar #58 to #5 - elcreepo (01/13/2014) [-]
From the way the kid writes, and from the comic sans text of the test

It's an elementary school teacher. They have the right to use stickers and pretty much whatever they want to grade
#64 to #58 - John Cena (01/13/2014) [-]
I'm 16 and we still get stamps and stickers inb4 you go to retard school youso downs syndrome hurr I can caount to potato mother ******
User avatar #73 to #64 - sanguinesolitude (01/13/2014) [-]
joke about a short bus
#27 to #5 - John Cena (01/13/2014) [-]
Not to mention the test is typed in Comic Sans.
#78 to #29 - deckbox ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
#41 to #29 - kaboomz ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
> black ginger

is such thing even possible?
#49 to #48 - kaboomz ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
woah
User avatar #50 to #49 - alphavsomega (01/13/2014) [-]
yeah.
#86 to #48 - hjklasdf (01/13/2014) [-]
Oh god they are evolving to steal souls even easier.
User avatar #109 to #86 - alphavsomega (01/13/2014) [-]
" ***** I eatyo mofuggin soul brah!"
User avatar #62 to #48 - redmole (01/13/2014) [-]
Louis Saha appears, blues swell with pride.
User avatar #52 to #41 - Just Another Guy (01/13/2014) [-]
Terry the chocolate orange
#2 - kingsombra (01/12/2014) [-]
**** , I wouldn't swim with a fat, eyeless, purpleskinned ginger either
#3 - include (01/12/2014) [-]
r00d.
r00d.
#28 - xkrystynax ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
#44 - vanquishah (01/13/2014) [-]
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#38 - John Cena (01/13/2014) [-]
"OF COURSE NOT, I'M ******* EVIL!!!!!!!!!"
#68 - John Cena (01/13/2014) [-]
But it's true. We need to stop this whole everyone is beautiful pussy **** that's been going on. This is why the USA has such high obesity weights. Because we tell the kids that it's OK to be fat when it ******* isn't. They should never be ok with being fat. Once that happens it means that they lost the battle. People should strive to be healthy, not just give up and accept being a fatass sack of blubber. It's disgusting. Stop telling kids that it's ok to be fat and they wont think that it is. Tell them it's NOT OK and that they shouldn't be and maybe they wont be ok with being fat.
User avatar #89 to #68 - welliguessitsaname ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
Let's turn a funny picture into a debate about obesity because why the **** not?
User avatar #82 to #68 - caton (01/13/2014) [-]
Not everyone has a perfect life and can be caused by their parents at an early age, it's really hard to escape that trap sometimes when it's wired into your head to eat food and shut up. Just saying not picking sides or anything
#94 to #82 - John Cena (01/13/2014) [-]
When you hit a certain age you're old enough to make your own decisions. You should know what's right and what's wrong. Doesn't take a ******* genius to figure that out.
User avatar #96 to #94 - caton (01/13/2014) [-]
I agree with you there but keep in mind the struggle of losing weight is different for all, some people have a slow metabolism and due to depression and other illnesses not everyone can lose weight so easily..
#99 to #96 - John Cena (01/13/2014) [-]
Oh stop making excuses for them would you? It is harder for some people yes but that just means that they need to work harder than others.
User avatar #104 to #99 - caton (01/13/2014) [-]
I didn't say everyone, indeed there are some people who are just plain lazy for no reason. I was just questioning your generalization on the subject!
User avatar #87 to #68 - quantumsheep (01/13/2014) [-]
There's a line between encouraging healthiness and body-shaming. One is helpful, the other really isn't.
#93 to #87 - John Cena (01/13/2014) [-]
But fat people should be ashamed for being disgusting sacks of blubber. You should NEVER be happy with being fat. That just means you lost.
User avatar #95 to #93 - quantumsheep (01/13/2014) [-]
Poe's Law strikes again.
#98 to #95 - John Cena (01/13/2014) [-]
Ok so what wasn't clear in what I said? I'll explain more. I'm not going to lie and say I knew what Poe's law was. I had to look it up. IS this right?

"Poe's law, named after its author Nathan Poe, is an Internet adage reflecting the idea that without a clear indication of the author's intent, it is difficult or impossible to tell the difference between an expression of sincere extremism and a parody of extremism."
User avatar #100 to #98 - quantumsheep (01/13/2014) [-]
Yes, that is the Poe's Law I was referring to. You're being perfectly clear, I'm just having a hard time telling if this is a troll or not now. You're being so cartoonishly hateful that I honestly can't say.
#101 to #100 - John Cena (01/13/2014) [-]
Oh well I assure you i'm completely serious. This is how I honestly feel about fatasses. I really do not like them. If we stop telling fat people that it's ok to be fat then MAYBE, just maybe, they wont think it's ok to be fat. Does that not make sense?
User avatar #102 to #101 - quantumsheep (01/13/2014) [-]
This is hilarious. I'd heard people like you exist, but I've never actually encountered any before. You're actually a bigot to overweight people, of all things? Do actually you know any fat people? Do you hassle your chubbier friends about their diets? Cross the street if you see an obese man coming?

Ok, all joking aside. I have two questions. A. At what exact level of fat or overweight does your vitriolic hatred kick in, and B. what exactly is wrong with being fat or overweight?
#103 to #102 - John Cena (01/13/2014) [-]
A. It depends on your height to weight ration really. If you wear it well it's fine. Like 200 pounds. If you're 5'8 and weigh 200 pounds it's different than being 6'7 and weighing 200 pounds. There isn't an exact number you're looking for. It depends on how the person looks with their fat.

B. It's disgusting. Fat people are ugly as **** and the most unattractive people on the planet. I wouldn't want EITHER of these two but if I was forced to pick i'd rather have a girl with a good body and bad face compared to a pretty face on a fatass body. They're ******* disgusting.
User avatar #105 to #103 - quantumsheep (01/13/2014) [-]
Ok. So what I'm getting from this is for whatever reason, you personally find overweight people utterly repulsive, and because you don't like the way they look, that makes it ok to insult them and tell them that their bodies are somehow wrong. Like, this isn't even about health, this is just you imposing your purely subjective aesthetic opinions on other people. Nice.

Fun fact: beauty standards have changed a lot throughout history. There are theories that some pre-historic cultures found fat attractive, since it denoted fertility and prosperity. Google Venus of Willendorf if you want an example of that. If you think you can stomach looking at an abstract representation of an obese woman for five seconds.
#106 to #105 - John Cena (01/13/2014) [-]
Don't lose weight just for me, lose weight for your own good. You will live a healthier life if you aren't a complete ******* fatass. It will also improve your love life. It's a fact that women who are in shape are more attractive to most people. The only people who find fat girls attractive have a fat fetish... fetish... Something that isn't sexual that you find sexually arousing for whatever reason. A lose definition.

Those cultures found fat attractive because it was related to being wealthy. Only the people with enough money could afford enough food to become fat. Now more and more people can afford food so it isn't that special. Now being fat is actually related with being poor because all they can afford is the **** unhealthy food.
User avatar #108 to #106 - quantumsheep (01/13/2014) [-]
"Don't lose weight just for me, lose weight for your own good. You will live a healthier life if you aren't a complete ******* fatass. It will also improve your love life. It's a fact that women who are in shape are more attractive to most people. The only people who find fat girls attractive have a fat fetish... fetish... Something that isn't sexual that you find sexually arousing for whatever reason. A lose definition."

...ok. Are you changing your answer to why being overweight is "wrong", or is this just a random life advice tangent?

"Those cultures found fat attractive because it was related to being wealthy. Only the people with enough money could afford enough food to become fat. Now more and more people can afford food so it isn't that special. Now being fat is actually related with being poor because all they can afford is the **** unhealthy food."

Ok, first, maybe don't make assertions like "Those cultures found fat attractive because it was related to being wealthy" when you aren't really qualified to do so? At least, not without some evidence? Second, you missed two points. A. It doesn't matter WHY they may have found overweight people attractive, the point is that they probably did, and B. I brought it up in an attempt to show how your personal beauty standard, no matter how many people share it, isn't necessarily "correct," and that maybe such a thing being "correct" is actually impossible because it is a totally subjective thing. Ahem. Are you getting that point? You aren't addressing it.
#110 to #108 - John Cena (01/13/2014) [-]
It's both. It's ******* disgusting and ugly and also me trying to help people improve themselves and live their lives the right way.

"There are theories that some pre-historic cultures found fat attractive, since it denoted fertility and prosperity."
So you are qualified to say the reason you've heard why they found fat people attractive but I can't say what I heard? That is what I learned. They found fat people attractive for that reason. You heart it was about fertility.

The majority share it. Majority rules. The majority agree with me.
User avatar #111 to #110 - quantumsheep (01/13/2014) [-]
So you are changing your answer, then. Ok. Protip: generally, being genuinely helpful to people doesn't involve insulting them and holding them in contempt.

""There are theories that some pre-historic cultures found fat attractive, since it denoted fertility and prosperity."
So you are qualified to say the reason you've heard why they found fat people attractive but I can't say what I heard? That is what I learned. They found fat people attractive for that reason. You heart it was about fertility."


Could you pay more attention, please? I said, "there are theories." I never claimed to know whether or not they were accurate, I'm not an anthropologist. Also, I said prosperity and fertility. You do know what prosperity means, right?

"The majority share it. Majority rules. The majority agree with me."

Nice kindergarten logic, there.
#112 to #111 - John Cena (01/13/2014) [-]
Some people need to be spoken to like that in order to change asking them nicely "Please lose weight For me? For yourself?" Won't work. They need to be spoken to in a mean way, feel bad about themselves, and then decide to change for the better. You have your methods and I have mine.

Well what I said are theories too so equally as viable. So we agree for the most part on which theory we believe.
User avatar #113 to #112 - quantumsheep (01/13/2014) [-]
Abuse is ok if it gets people to stop living a way I don't personally approve of and may not be healthy for them? Sweet. Please excuse me while I go scream obscenities at the next smoker I see.

"Well what I said are theories too so equally as viable. So we agree for the most part on which theory we believe."

Again. I brought up the existence of a theory to provide an example to illustrate how your perspective is subjective. I did not claim it to be true and I did not claim I believed it. You then gave a variation on that theory and presented it as fact, which is what I took issue with.
#115 to #113 - John Cena (01/13/2014) [-]
They deserve to be abused for being fat. Don't want people to be mean to you? Don't be fat. Simple as that.
User avatar #116 to #115 - quantumsheep (01/13/2014) [-]
And with that, I think I'm done talking to you. You're probably one of the stupidest, most mean-spirited bigots I've ever had the displeasure of speaking to, but for what it's worth, I hope you have a nice life. Maybe not be a total asshole to overweight people in the future, yeah?

#37 - jokervsbatsy (01/13/2014) [-]
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User avatar #4 - vedgetable (01/12/2014) [-]
... what subject is that?
#84 to #4 - thewoozlewaazle (01/13/2014) [-]
the subject of preschool
User avatar #6 to #4 - pootismang (01/13/2014) [-]
Kindergarten in Murica is where we teach kids things that come naturally to most.
User avatar #21 to #4 - captainrattrap (01/13/2014) [-]
I'm glad someone asked. Like, what was the point of this question? That he knows not to swim in trash? What?
#85 to #21 - thewoozlewaazle (01/13/2014) [-]
to teach someone not to swim with a dark ginger
User avatar #11 to #4 - muffintime (01/13/2014) [-]
probably a university course in murica'
User avatar #14 to #11 - subtard (01/13/2014) [-]
That's not an answer to his question...
#7 - giggitygiggitygooo (01/13/2014) [-]
I don't blame him, fat people are pathetic.
I don't blame him, fat people are pathetic.
#17 to #7 - guu (01/13/2014) [-]
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User avatar #43 to #17 - darkangeloffire (01/13/2014) [-]
What's the sauce on this gif?
#107 to #43 - guu (01/13/2014) [-]
FLCL.
Fooly Cooly.
Trippy anime.
But forever my favorite and childhood anime.
User avatar #114 to #107 - darkangeloffire (01/13/2014) [-]
It's made by GAINAX so I have to watch it.
#26 to #7 - baitdoesnttalkback (01/13/2014) [-]
shes so hot

still wish she fell off the stage when she smoked that joint though
User avatar #51 to #7 - noseses (01/13/2014) [-]
lel, i'm not fat because i'm only 299 lbs and not 300 lbs
#23 to #7 - darkace (01/13/2014) [-]
why would you post a gif. more disgusting than 10 man fat guy orgy you should be ashamed.
#36 to #7 - John Cena (01/13/2014) [-]
I forgot that after Jennifer Lawrence came along Funnyjunk started loving fat people.
User avatar #69 to #36 - sanguinesolitude (01/13/2014) [-]
which is weird since she is in no way fat
User avatar #92 to #36 - thebrownydestroyer **User deleted account** (01/13/2014) [-]
But she isn't even fat
#97 to #92 - John Cena (01/13/2014) [-]
And yet she can't seem to stop talking about weight. And how it should be illegal to call someone fat because it might hurt their feelings.
User avatar #9 to #7 - enigmaticspirit (01/13/2014) [-]
You're great. Now go have fun trolling somewhere else. If you aren't trolling, then have fun being a dick somewhere else.
User avatar #10 to #9 - giggitygiggitygooo (01/13/2014) [-]
found the fat guy
User avatar #12 to #10 - enigmaticspirit (01/13/2014) [-]
Nope actually, not at all. I'm not a twig, but I wear smalls. I just think it's ridiculous how 99% of the **** about fat people on this site is like "herp derr scooter walmart fatass." One of my best friends is pretty damn fat, and he's one of the nicest people I know. It's like how everything about feminist on here is "herp derp femanizi bitches extremists." I just get sick of it. You're the cancer that kills Funnyjunk and the internet.
User avatar #20 to #12 - zombieblob (01/13/2014) [-]
Even being the best person in the world won't take the fat away.
#24 to #12 - viperish (01/13/2014) [-]
"99%". Nice estimate there buddy. That might've been just his honest opinion. Personally I think that most of the fat people are pathetic, not all of them, most. How do you get yourself in that condition and still proceed to eat unhealthy, ****** food while being super sensitive about it ("I'm just BIG BONED"). Like, if you're uncomfortable in your body, do something about it. If not, you're hella pathetic.

People who have real sicknesses(There isn't a lot. Yeah some sicknesses might have side effects that make you bigger more easily so that you'll have to work harder, but if you're going to be a little bitch about it then do the extra work.) as well as people who are not overly-super-fat(Picture related) and are okay with themselves are cool in my book.

Oh and he was only making a joke. The way you get oversensitive about it just shows how low self-esteem you have as well as proves his comment "found the fat guy" to be true.

Learn to take a joke, fatass.
User avatar #66 to #24 - admiralen (01/13/2014) [-]
you know, the problem i have with fat jokes isnt that they are offensive to fat people, its that theyre so ******* unoriginal and boring, its just "hurr durr hes fat and thats bad" every time.
for gods sake atleast try to make into a joke instead of an insult
User avatar #60 to #24 - elcreepo (01/13/2014) [-]
I'm kind of sensitive to those jokes too, because I'm gaining weight and haven't yet accepted it/found the motivation to exercise.

Classes start in a few weeks though. That's my motivation.
User avatar #13 to #12 - iluvscuba (01/13/2014) [-]
Bless this comment
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User avatar #16 to #10 - yousickperson (01/13/2014) [-]
get off FJ and go back to B. we dont want you
#18 to #16 - giggitygiggitygooo (01/13/2014) [-]
"Go back to B"
You mean /b/ ? And I've been here longer than all of you.
User avatar #59 to #18 - elcreepo (01/13/2014) [-]
I'm getting fat

These posts make me sad

I sit on my ass during winter and summer break and only exercise when classes start again
#71 to #59 - John Cena (01/13/2014) [-]
Then do something about it if it bothers you. It's not hard to start eating healthy and in correct amounts.
User avatar #81 to #71 - elcreepo (01/13/2014) [-]
Yes but to loose weight one needs exercise as well.

I've been working on eating less, though, so I gain much slower.
User avatar #70 to #59 - sanguinesolitude (01/13/2014) [-]
try eating less to make up for your lack of activity
User avatar #61 - elcreepo (01/13/2014) [-]
He'll learn to accept his fat though, and be bulky but not obese

Then he'll get on the wrestling/football team and he'll be proud he's a hefty lad.

Or he'll eat, and eat, and eat, until he explodes and needs to ride a moped to get his mail
#45 - takemythumb ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
I wish i had teachers that could take a joke.
User avatar #54 to #45 - derpsenderp (01/13/2014) [-]
joke?
User avatar #42 - thrakerzad (01/13/2014) [-]
most people aren't nice, time to wake up woman
User avatar #22 - lolchicken (01/13/2014) [-]
Kid's handwriting is far neater than mine I must say
#15 - crzycuban (01/13/2014) [-]
i dont SWIM with fat people
User avatar #8 - nightmaren (01/13/2014) [-]
No, because he's black and has red hair and that ****** unnatural.
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