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#33 - candymankill
Reply +311
(01/23/2014) [+] (10 replies)
stickied by UnaOWNED
OH DEAR GOD THANK YOU FUNNYJUNK. I JUST SENT THAT LINE TO A GIRl I RARELY TALK TO AND NOW WE'VE BEEN TEXTING NONSTOP.
OH DEAR GOD THANK YOU FUNNYJUNK. I JUST SENT THAT LINE TO A GIRl I RARELY TALK TO AND NOW WE'VE BEEN TEXTING NONSTOP.
#296 to #33 - iamstoopid
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(01/23/2014) [-]
omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg i like those videos
#220 to #33 - lawrentzz
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(01/23/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#318 to #33 - ronjeremysweiner ONLINE
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(09/23/2014) [-]
im considering trying this
#224 to #33 - spanishninja
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(01/23/2014) [-]
doubt it unless you are 8 years old
#34 to #33 - flixoe
Reply +59
(01/23/2014) [-]
Girls are a myth.
#35 to #34 - candymankill
Reply +189
(01/23/2014) [-]
Let me have this moment
Let me have this moment
#36 to #35 - flixoe
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(01/23/2014) [-]
Okay female men exist.
#39 to #36 - candymankill
Reply +41
(01/23/2014) [-]
NOOOOOOOO
#107 to #35 - dagreatmax
Reply +6
(01/23/2014) [-]
key n peele, oh YEAH!
#311 to #107 - candymankill
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(01/24/2014) [-]
#210 - UnaOWNED [OP]
Reply +197
(01/23/2014) [+] (27 replies)
stickied by UnaOWNED
To answer a few questions everyone has been having.   
   
1. Yes, this is true.   
2. I'm not a drugged up person, My medication just tends to keep me up, it's Prozac, not ******* Meth, calm your ****.   
3. After he recited it, The girl apparently giggled and ran away to tell her friends, and the teacher overheard   
4. I don't know if he got digits, but I'd hope he ******* did.   
   
Hope that clears things up.
To answer a few questions everyone has been having.

1. Yes, this is true.
2. I'm not a drugged up person, My medication just tends to keep me up, it's Prozac, not ******* Meth, calm your ****.
3. After he recited it, The girl apparently giggled and ran away to tell her friends, and the teacher overheard
4. I don't know if he got digits, but I'd hope he ******* did.

Hope that clears things up.
#223 to #210 - jonathankitty
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(01/23/2014) [-]
I don't get why they suspended him.

Although, must we refer to the poptart incident?
#227 to #223 - zaiopeperse
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(01/23/2014) [-]
poptart incident? I'm sure I've heard of that. Wat was?
#231 to #227 - spanishiqiustion
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(01/23/2014) [-]
it was when a kid got expelled for chewing his poptart in the shape of a gun sauce-> www.nydailynews.com/news/national/boy-suspended-gun-shaped-pop-tart-lifetime-nra-membership-article-1.1359918
#233 to #231 - zaiopeperse
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(01/23/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, that ****
#247 to #210 - anon
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(01/23/2014) [-]
If this is really true, as you seem to claim. You truly are a champion of responsible parenting
#274 to #210 - oaaaa
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(01/23/2014) [-]
100% legit. not a made up story for the i.net. and well deserved thumps up by educated, clever and not foolable members of this forum!
#275 to #210 - studbeefpile ONLINE
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(01/23/2014) [-]
#297 to #210 - anon
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(01/23/2014) [-]
quit taking prozac due you're just killing yourself
#299 to #210 - lorkhan
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(01/23/2014) [-]
Pics or it didn't happen.
Pics or it didn't happen.
#301 to #299 - UnaOWNED [OP]
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(01/23/2014) [-]
I'm not taking pictures of my eight year old nephew to put onto the internet, especially a site like this.
I'm not taking pictures of my eight year old nephew to put onto the internet, especially a site like this.
#302 to #301 - UnaOWNED [OP]
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(01/23/2014) [-]
**cousin.
**cousin.
#303 to #301 - lorkhan
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(01/23/2014) [-]
Then I can't be expected to believe you, and why would it be more okay to have him do what he did but a picture is a no-no?
#306 to #303 - UnaOWNED [OP]
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(01/23/2014) [-]
Because what he did was contained to written text on a website, rather than his picture being put on a website.
#308 to #210 - firesky
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(01/23/2014) [-]
You'll make a good father one day
#232 to #210 - sirbrentcoe
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(01/23/2014) [-]
well. insomnia sucks. you coulda done worse, though. told him to tell her he wanted to poop back and forth forever.    
 American History X. My favorite movie of all time. Changed my life. Sometimes a movie just speaks to you. This one made me wake up and realize that the **** I was doing could cause the people I love to pay the price for my actions.
well. insomnia sucks. you coulda done worse, though. told him to tell her he wanted to poop back and forth forever.
American History X. My favorite movie of all time. Changed my life. Sometimes a movie just speaks to you. This one made me wake up and realize that the **** I was doing could cause the people I love to pay the price for my actions.
#258 to #232 - UnaOWNED [OP]
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(01/23/2014) [-]
That. *******. Ending. Had. Me. Crying. For. Days.
That. *******. Ending. Had. Me. Crying. For. Days.
#263 to #258 - sirbrentcoe
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(01/23/2014) [-]
dude. it literally changed my outlook on life. if you're interested in the story, i can give you details in a pm. and yes, i cried many times at this movie. 'Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. it's just not worth it.'
#264 to #263 - UnaOWNED [OP]
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(01/23/2014) [-]
Send it on over whenever you get a chance.
Send it on over whenever you get a chance.
#259 to #258 - UnaOWNED [OP]
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(01/23/2014) [-]
muh gif broke
muh gif broke
#250 to #210 - zdawg
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(01/23/2014) [-]
Aaah, I was on prozac for a few days. One of the worst weeks ever
#288 to #210 - hibyeman ONLINE
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(01/23/2014) [-]
you better take tht kid for some ******* ice cream and mcdonalds (or what ever his favorite food is) cause he is one helluva couragous mother ******. the school has to punish him cause otherwise they would look bad, but he doesnt deserve it. gj OP and make sure he has some fun these next 3 days
#290 to #288 - UnaOWNED [OP]
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(01/23/2014) [-]
He's been playing the Xbox all day and talking with friends that are in school.
#305 to #290 - hibyeman ONLINE
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(01/23/2014) [-]
good cause he deserves it. give him a high 5 for me. say its from "hibyeman from the internet"
#289 to #210 - dimonman
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(01/23/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#309 to #210 - elmarcocfc
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(01/23/2014) [-]
Jesus ******* Christ Justin, my lungs.
#310 to #309 - UnaOWNED [OP]
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(01/23/2014) [-]
#215 to #210 - dross
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(01/23/2014) [-]
This could be the greatest story I've read on the internet.

Your cousin's ******* set for life.
#5 - skullball
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(01/22/2014) [-]
"I want to tongue punch your fart box until you can't recite the alphabet properly"
#8 to #5 - jamieswhiteshirt
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(01/22/2014) [-]
**jamieswhiteshirt rolled a random comment #180844 posted by infamoustrapper at Hating - file complaints, whine, airline complaints, rustle jimmies ** :
Have you seen the movie Glengary Glenross?
And now we wait for someone to roll this.
#38 to #8 - tomahawkit **User deleted account**
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(01/23/2014) [-]
**tomahawkit rolled a random comment #4726442 posted by donkeyfetus at Item's, Rares, Parties, and DJ 4Dm1n ** :
knowing funnyjunk, it will probably be in a cringe thread with the caption mfw
#45 to #5 - anon
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(01/23/2014) [-]
faggot
#95 to #5 - dandlelion
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(01/23/2014) [-]
Joke's on you. She never learned her Alphabet.
#190 to #5 - jibb
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(01/23/2014) [-]
Yes, that's the punchline.
#194 to #5 - urbancohort
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(01/23/2014) [-]
funnyjunk is making me sad... It's starting to look like youtube, generic pathetic comments. Hell, even youtube is more original
#244 to #5 - rokkarokkaali
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(01/23/2014) [-]
"the humor"
"the humor"
#283 to #5 - anon
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(01/23/2014) [-]
stupid fag
#298 to #5 - billywonka
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(01/23/2014) [-]
A+ commenting there bud
A+ commenting there bud
#279 to #5 - reapermaster
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#142 to #5 - pappathethird
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(01/23/2014) [-]
I was hoping you'd changed something
#180 to #5 - gitanisme
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(01/23/2014) [-]
So you funnyjunk ******* complain about "did you just" posts on tumblr and all but thumb up a faggot who just ******* wrote the punchline of the content and added an overly used picture ?
So you funnyjunk ******* complain about "did you just" posts on tumblr and all but thumb up a faggot who just ******* wrote the punchline of the content and added an overly used picture ?
#241 to #180 - anon
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(01/23/2014) [-]
It's almost like Funnyjunk is compromised of multiple individuals!
#198 to #180 - xxmemosxx
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(01/23/2014) [-]
I thumb down anything remotely tumblr related you're all on drugs, etc.

Ironic *********** is still ******* ***********

Sauce on the .gif?
#57 to #5 - limb
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(01/23/2014) [-]
**limb rolled a random comment #6 posted by apaulcolypse at The Thankful Youth ** :HFW
**limb rolled a random comment #6 posted by apaulcolypse at The Thankful Youth ** :
HFW
#81 to #5 - notnotnot
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(01/23/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#99 to #5 - McFuckUp
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(01/23/2014) [-]
Repeats punchline, adds laughing picture, most thumbed comment. What the ****.
#133 to #99 - coolcalx
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(01/23/2014) [-]
we're allowed to do it, but Tumblr isn't

>fjlogic
#78 to #5 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(01/23/2014) [-]
"punchline of the content"
"punchline of the content"
#22 to #5 - messerauditore
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(01/22/2014) [-]
haha it's like we read the same content!
haha it's like we read the same content!
#9 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(01/22/2014) [-]
teachers fw
#19 - howunexpected
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Why in hells name would his parents leave him with a 19 year old on meds that impair their judgement
That seems like bad parenting
#138 to #19 - xxjohnnyxx
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(01/23/2014) [-]
From who do you think he got his parenting skills from?
#226 to #19 - rhiaanor ONLINE
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(01/23/2014) [-]
the meds kept him up, being tired impaired his caring
#270 to #19 - anon
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(01/23/2014) [-]
Prozac is an antidepressant. Many people get on well with it, but obviously like myself, op does not. Its actually funny, being a teacher I have met many members of staff also on prozac or something similar . It isn't that unreasonable therefore. Anon because of job
#135 to #19 - AdamBaum
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(01/23/2014) [-]
Do you think somebody would go on the internet....and lie?
#143 to #19 - fishercat
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(01/23/2014) [-]
Guys guys, you have to remember, we are the winners here.
we are detatched and so we can laugh
#82 to #19 - captainrattrap
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(01/23/2014) [-]
Maybe they were on vacation.

I mean what's better? Hawaii or an 8 year old ****** that repeats everything you say at school?
#187 to #19 - Niggerfail
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(01/23/2014) [-]
They wanted to get front page.
#56 - hudge ONLINE
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(01/23/2014) [-]
I didn't know there was a "Hazardous Parent" list.

Now I have one more thing to do before I die.
#91 to #56 - earloflemondgrab
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(01/23/2014) [-]
I want I child right now so I can become a "Hazardous Parent."
#18 - shawzy
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(01/22/2014) [-]
#4 - kirkbot ONLINE
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(01/22/2014) [-]
to the frontpage!!!
to the frontpage!!!
#134 to #4 - cacachaud
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(01/23/2014) [-]
Its people like you who make funnyjunk a ****** place
#154 to #134 - kirkbot ONLINE
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(01/23/2014) [-]
how so?
how so?
#155 to #154 - cacachaud
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(01/23/2014) [-]
You better calm yourself
#156 to #155 - kirkbot ONLINE
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#157 to #156 - cacachaud
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#160 to #156 - cacachaud
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(01/23/2014) [-]
now you understand why i said people like you made funnyjunk worst (btw can you go thumb down all my comment, i seek red thumb thanks)
#162 to #160 - kirkbot ONLINE
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(01/23/2014) [-]
no, I still don't understand
#159 to #156 - cacachaud
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(01/23/2014) [-]
so mad you had to thumb me down
#161 to #159 - kirkbot ONLINE
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(01/23/2014) [-]
I thumbed you down because you still didn't explain why "people like me" make funnyjunk a ****** place
what do you even mean by that? Bronies? Soldiers? Men?
#163 to #161 - cacachaud
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(01/23/2014) [-]
Dumb and ponyfag, my poor poor fellas
#164 to #163 - kirkbot ONLINE
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(01/23/2014) [-]
so you're calling soldiers dumb now? I'll have you know, I'm an explosives specialist. I am everything but dumb
#165 to #164 - cacachaud
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(01/23/2014) [-]
what are soldier are having to do with this?
#166 to #165 - kirkbot ONLINE
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(01/23/2014) [-]
that's what you said
#167 to #166 - cacachaud
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(01/23/2014) [-]
Sure, stop drugs man
#168 to #167 - kirkbot ONLINE
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(01/23/2014) [-]
I am not taking drugs. Not even medicinal drugs
#169 to #168 - cacachaud
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(01/23/2014) [-]
so quote me when i said soldiers are dumb
#170 to #169 - kirkbot ONLINE
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(01/23/2014) [-]
me: bronies, soldiers, men
you: dumb and ponyfag
#171 to #170 - cacachaud
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(01/23/2014) [-]
Did i said soldier? dumb pony fag
#172 to #171 - kirkbot ONLINE
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(01/23/2014) [-]
so you're calling men dumb then?
#173 to #172 - cacachaud
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(01/23/2014) [-]
Sorry you don't seem dumb but completely retarded
#174 to #173 - kirkbot ONLINE
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(01/23/2014) [-]
#175 to #174 - cacachaud
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(01/23/2014) [-]
Thanks to confirm it
#176 to #174 - gamechap
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(01/23/2014) [-]
what are you doing   
   
don't feed it
what are you doing

don't feed it
#177 to #176 - cacachaud
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(01/23/2014) [-]
i can feed you for two month with my penis
#237 to #174 - anon
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(01/23/2014) [-]
Dude...the troll is obvious. Stop giving him his delectable butthurt milk.
#268 to #134 - sharklazers
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(01/23/2014) [-]
warm poop?
#267 to #134 - sharklazers
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(01/23/2014) [-]
warm ****?
#58 - WatIsATroll
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(01/23/2014) [-]
>Not my best moment
>Best ******* day ever
Which is it, faggot
#117 to #58 - niggastolemyname
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(01/23/2014) [-]
Why not both?
Why not both?
#191 to #58 - inomgod
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(01/23/2014) [-]
He may refer to the words he said(possibly the day before) and the day after(when his cousin said them. OR regardless of him realizing that in most social circles(outside the internet) he screwed up hard, and he still doesn't regret it; in fact, he enjoys it immensely.
#13 - soulkiller
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(01/22/2014) [-]
#242 to #13 - anon
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(01/23/2014) [-]
It was funny in the OP, not in some ****** meme picture.