Not a sad loser. . mutt: or ... THANKS. Step 1: tip cage Step 2: realize your waitress just stole your declaration of independence Step 3: I'm putting this here so it's a less obvious joke Step 4: thi
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#22 - akho (12/20/2013) [-]
It's a simple process   
   
1. Acquire drill   
2. Drill a hole in the bottle   
3. hit your m8 on his head with that cage until it breaks
It's a simple process

1. Acquire drill
2. Drill a hole in the bottle
3. hit your m8 on his head with that cage until it breaks
User avatar #162 to #22 - dingobox (12/20/2013) [-]
any have a source of that gif?
#24 to #22 - Rascal (12/20/2013) [-]
Why bother with bottles when you can pierce the heavens?
#31 to #24 - kanatana (12/20/2013) [-]
I think you're talking about DRASTICALLY different drills.
#32 to #31 - Rascal (12/20/2013) [-]
Drastical problems require drastical solutions. OP should pierce bottle, heavens...   
   
 and his friend.
Drastical problems require drastical solutions. OP should pierce bottle, heavens...

and his friend.
#46 to #34 - Rascal (12/20/2013) [-]
Go ahead
Go ahead
#51 to #46 - kanatana (12/20/2013) [-]
Strange, wonderful anon, what is this from? I suddenly hunger for it.
Strange, wonderful anon, what is this from? I suddenly hunger for it.
#55 to #51 - Rascal (12/20/2013) [-]
Do you even anime? I thuoght everyone already heard about Kill la Kill. It's from Trigger, the studio founded by Hiroyuki Imaishi, you know, this guy famous thanks to Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann and Neon Genesis Evangelion
Do you even anime? I thuoght everyone already heard about Kill la Kill. It's from Trigger, the studio founded by Hiroyuki Imaishi, you know, this guy famous thanks to Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann and Neon Genesis Evangelion
User avatar #1 - minionofdolan (12/20/2013) [-]
Thank him kindly then proceed to unscrew lid with finget tips applied from both sides then stick a long ass straw down from the top and enjoy. Also stare at him then entire time.
User avatar #21 to #1 - ADTRNinja (12/20/2013) [-]
lmao **** straws
User avatar #64 to #1 - chandedandlier (12/20/2013) [-]
Instructions not specific enough, dicks caught in the ceiling fan.
User avatar #108 to #1 - cheatmasterjunk (12/20/2013) [-]
Or use a tube and siphon it out into a nice decanter.
User avatar #164 to #1 - trowlernotparas (12/20/2013) [-]
>Whiskey
>Straw
>U wot
User avatar #183 to #1 - minionofdolan (12/20/2013) [-]
Ya know I almost diddnt write this comment cause I thought FJ would bitch "blah your logic is ****** blah".......well then I stand corrected lol.
User avatar #2 to #1 - luxray (12/20/2013) [-]
Mate, good whiskey often comes with a cork.
#13 to #2 - Rascal (12/20/2013) [-]
push finger through the bottom holes to raise the bottle then proceed to screw the cork off then drink with a straw?
#26 to #13 - luddethebunny (12/20/2013) [-]
whiskey with a straw?  eww
whiskey with a straw? eww
#147 to #26 - Rascal (12/20/2013) [-]
Still better than ******* ice.
User avatar #71 to #2 - traks (12/20/2013) [-]
Hai Lux!
~foxxi
User avatar #3 to #2 - minionofdolan (12/20/2013) [-]
Well then I learned something today....sorry im a drunk I dont care the quality just if it ***** me up.
User avatar #4 to #3 - luxray (12/20/2013) [-]
All good, I'll drink cheap booze too, but I go for the good stuff if I can.
User avatar #5 to #4 - minionofdolan (12/20/2013) [-]
If you like vodka top shelf that is never go wrong with some grey goose or crystal skull if you wanna get **** faced but cheaply stoli it is.
User avatar #6 to #5 - luxray (12/20/2013) [-]
SKYY isn't bad.
User avatar #7 to #6 - luxray (12/20/2013) [-]
But yeah, vodka's my drink of choice. I mix it though.
User avatar #8 to #7 - minionofdolan (12/20/2013) [-]
I am a vodka man myself. Skyy is good stuff. My uncle just got a jar of cinn whiskey today **** is delicious.
User avatar #9 to #8 - luxray (12/20/2013) [-]
Really?
I like whiskey every once on a while, but man, apple pie is good stuff.
User avatar #10 to #9 - minionofdolan (12/20/2013) [-]
Hell yeah it is I love it he gets it pretty often so nice to know there is always some around. Well gonna go fap be back in about 10 min
User avatar #17 - demandsgayversion (12/20/2013) [-]
Step 1: tip cage

Step 2: realize your waitress just stole your declaration of independence

Step 3: I'm putting this here so it's a less obvious joke

Step 4: this too
#132 to #17 - phudgepacker (12/20/2013) [-]
I hued out loud
#103 to #17 - perolaf (12/20/2013) [-]
that was
#105 to #17 - trivdiego (12/20/2013) [-]
had to read it 5 times just to get it
had to read it 5 times just to get it
User avatar #107 to #105 - venoshto (12/20/2013) [-]
i still don't get it...
#111 to #107 - trivdiego (12/20/2013) [-]
tip cage   
   
   
   
   
like he's a waitress
tip cage




like he's a waitress
#116 to #111 - venoshto (12/20/2013) [-]
and the declaration of independence part? sorry, not a really good day, really
#120 to #116 - bololak (12/20/2013) [-]
*sigh* Tip nicholas cage as if he's your waitress and then he steals the declaration of independence like in his movie, National Treasure.
#121 to #120 - venoshto (12/20/2013) [-]
that was one hell of a joke, thanks for your patience
that was one hell of a joke, thanks for your patience
#122 to #121 - bololak (12/20/2013) [-]
np m8
np m8
User avatar #172 to #17 - misterymisterman (12/20/2013) [-]
This was even better executed than Henry VIII's wives.
#33 - EmulateSnes (12/20/2013) [-]
nothing a ******* straw cant fix.
#92 to #33 - crazymannequin (12/20/2013) [-]
but what kind of faggot drinks whiskey with a straw
User avatar #101 to #92 - thesticklebricks (12/20/2013) [-]
a desperate alcoholic?
#148 to #92 - Rascal (12/20/2013) [-]
The one with a caged bottle of whiskey
#128 to #92 - yunouppercase (12/20/2013) [-]
he doesn't necessarily mean drinking it with a straw

enlarge for better view of mspaint skills
#109 - scowler ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
****		 the Whiskey, JUST USE THERMITE.
**** the Whiskey, JUST USE THERMITE.
User avatar #118 to #109 - NachosNToast (12/20/2013) [-]
No matter what it is, if you have an issue, thermite has a solution.
User avatar #126 to #118 - matexius ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
I like you 2...

Great minds think alike, I suppose...
User avatar #151 to #126 - anonibusii (12/20/2013) [-]
Yet fools seldom differ.
User avatar #159 to #151 - matexius ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
You must be really fun at parties...
User avatar #178 to #159 - anonibusii (12/20/2013) [-]
I don't go to parties
User avatar #179 to #178 - matexius ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
I know that feeling...
User avatar #180 to #179 - anonibusii (12/20/2013) [-]
Welcome to the club, bro.
User avatar #191 to #118 - scowler ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
PIE-ROW-MAIN-E-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
#65 - ratytang ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
**** the police
#96 to #65 - bizzar (12/20/2013) [-]
I thought exactly
I thought exactly
#143 - lamnad (12/20/2013) [-]
If a friend did this to me, I would so just leave it and have it displayed, just to so how awesome my friends are.
User avatar #156 - McFuckUp (12/20/2013) [-]
Everyone making all these detailed suggestions.
All you have to do is get some lube, and apply it to the bottle. Then it'll slide through the bars like an elephant cock into a mouse's asshole.
#184 - gameshredder (12/20/2013) [-]
Just get someone with small hands to unscrew the cap and drink it all through a silly straw.
Just get someone with small hands to unscrew the cap and drink it all through a silly straw.
User avatar #195 to #184 - vapaus (12/22/2013) [-]
While you eat a bowl of MSG.
#59 - djhuehue (12/20/2013) [-]
1. Acquire long neck funnel
2. Acquire large bottle
3. Funnel whiskey into bottle
4. Stick penis into whiskey
5. Offer a glass to welder mate
#149 to #59 - Rascal (12/20/2013) [-]
Ow.
User avatar #174 - alonetime (12/20/2013) [-]
welder mate
User avatar #165 - themamzingbs (12/20/2013) [-]
Use a straw.
User avatar #11 - tiredofthis (12/20/2013) [-]
Oh i'm going to school for welding. I need to remember this.
#102 - Rascal (12/20/2013) [-]
place in bucket
crush glass
pour into new bottle
????
profit
User avatar #104 to #102 - daffyduckyo (12/20/2013) [-]
drink shards
**** blood
????
profit
#124 to #104 - tripzie (12/20/2013) [-]
or, you know..
User avatar #110 to #104 - xDMICHAELxD (12/20/2013) [-]
place in strainer
crush glass
????
profit
User avatar #115 to #110 - Einsty (12/20/2013) [-]
squeze fingers in
open bottle
find a straw
????
profit
User avatar #163 to #104 - xentacle (12/20/2013) [-]
This ***** don't know about titration
User avatar #12 - stealingbikes (12/20/2013) [-]
Angle grinder, couple cutting discs, and ten minutes.
User avatar #28 to #12 - dapanda (12/20/2013) [-]
ten minutes, holy **** , how slow do you cut?
you can easily get that open in like 2 minutes, including the search for the angle grinder
User avatar #112 to #28 - stealingbikes (12/20/2013) [-]
30 seconds to cut

9:30 to find my extension cord
User avatar #15 to #12 - tenfatcats (12/20/2013) [-]
an alcoholic, a short temper and something heavy to throw.
#20 to #15 - xxkillionarexx (12/20/2013) [-]
But... that might hurt the whiskey......
#135 - zerotzallander ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
1. grab bottle
1½. be russian
2. start to lift bottle and the cage then follows

3. chug it all like you don't give a ****
#138 to #135 - Rascal (12/20/2013) [-]
cant you see the middle bar *******
User avatar #139 to #138 - zerotzallander ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
can't you see that there is plenty of room for the bottleneck to get trough asshat?
#142 to #139 - glaciel (12/20/2013) [-]
I don't think there's enough room inside the cage to perform what you suggested.
#189 to #144 - glaciel (12/21/2013) [-]
Yup a straw would totally work, what the other guy suggested would not.
#14 - cokemule (12/20/2013) [-]
This is top page material in it's adolescence, oh man I gotta say something for thumbs.....
dang it
#123 - jvcjvc (12/20/2013) [-]
Open the bottle inside the cage, then move the contents into a new container
User avatar #150 - TurdBurgler (12/20/2013) [-]
I was a welder and this is something I would do.

While I was in trade school, a fellow student pissed me off. I warned him that I would slash his tire and weld his lug nuts. He didn't believe me and kept pushing his limits. Needless to say, he ended up with a slashed tired and all his lug nuts welded. Told him next time I'd do all 4 tires AND weld his doors shut. He never messed with me again.
#171 to #150 - Rascal (12/20/2013) [-]
And then he sues for damages and wins
You do realize your story is such ******** , right?
#154 to #150 - Rascal (12/20/2013) [-]
Then he sued you for damages, right?
User avatar #194 to #154 - TurdBurgler (12/21/2013) [-]
Nope. The kid was an idiot. I didn't care what he did after I did all that and apparently he didn't care enough to press any charges because nothing ever happened after that. No cops were called, nothing.

Just because you personally don't believe something doesn't mean it isn't true.
User avatar #77 - I Am Monkey (12/20/2013) [-]
An alcoholic would smash it over a bowl, pour it through a pasta strainer to remove the larger shards and then just bare through the smaller fragments.
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