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Not Slytherin

Not Slytherin. cheeky cunt thinks he can pick where he gets put i don't think so m8. P.]. enamy mi courage it see, Not a' i. bad . I 'Ili ngl 2152 gets ' miimii

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User avatar #3 - neokun ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
*roll the credits*
User avatar #1 - awertuz (10/25/2013) [-]
Why did I read that in Samuel L. Jacksons voice?
User avatar #10 - xdeathspawnx (10/26/2013) [-]
It would be pretty interesting to read a book where Harry had been placed in Slytherin instead of Gryfindor.
User avatar #19 to #10 - captainfuckitall (10/26/2013) [-]
Nothing much, actually. The House certainly has an effect, but it doesn't completely change who you are; if he didn't make friends with those he did (or have anything happen differently from what happened in the movie), he probably would have changed, but no more than the change he already had in him. He was able to summon a Patronus, which means he was pure of heart (Although I highly doubt EVERYONE capable of doing so was 'pure of heart' but whatever, I don't write the books), and so regardless of his circumstances he would not have been evil. Perhaps a bit more prideful, or hungry for glory, but not evil, and the movie would have carried on just the same.
User avatar #21 to #10 - blokrokker (10/26/2013) [-]
You know, there was a fanfic about that.
#15 to #10 - bann ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
Probably end up in a power battle with Voldemort
#18 to #15 - Spikeydeath (10/26/2013) [-]
Like if vader tried to kill palps
#12 to #9 - trivdiego ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
sware on tha queen
sware on tha queen
#22 - gare (10/26/2013) [-]
Am I the only one that noticed the gnome over dumbledore's face?
User avatar #23 to #22 - jigumwatt (10/26/2013) [-]
what about dolan in the first panel?
#16 - michaelbay (10/26/2013) [-]
Sweet Ghandi tits, I love these
#17 to #16 - michaelbay (10/26/2013) [-]
If someone have the treecko one, I will track you down and suck your dick.

Even if you're a woman.

I'm serious
#20 - sabotagesam (10/26/2013) [-]
mandatory
User avatar #2 - admiralen ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
yeah harry is an asshole, he knows nothing about slytherin except for hearsay, and the person from slytherin hes met offered to help him make friends
User avatar #4 to #2 - keiishiyama (10/26/2013) [-]
Only after Malfoy insulted Ron on the train right in front of Harry. Malfoy was a dick, and sure, when you're 11, you'll pay a lot of attention to rumors, whether or not they're true. But the only Slytherin he'd met was this blood purist who when they first met said the "other sort" (Muggle-borns) should not be allowed to Hogwarts; how else was he expected to act?
User avatar #24 to #4 - admiralen ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
actually ron started that **** , he went up and mouther of to malfoy for no reason and malfoy retorted about his weasley lineage
User avatar #25 to #24 - keiishiyama (10/26/2013) [-]
Still, Malfoy's insults only add to what Harry built up about him when they met at Madam Malkin's. Harry could tell Ron and Malfoy didn't like each other, but Ron was genuinely friendly. Malfoy only wanted the privilege to say he was friends with The Boy Who Lived.
User avatar #26 to #25 - admiralen ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
honestly doubt harry could tell, but then again, he takes after his father, another complete deuche
#14 - Rascal (10/26/2013) [-]
the whole theme of the book: your personality is not just the sum of your traits, but the sum of your decisions as well.
#6 - include (10/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #13 - buttplugmaster (10/26/2013) [-]
I kinda wish this had happened
#11 - evilwheatleycore (10/26/2013) [-]



u fakkin wat m8 u bist shut yur caik sokkit b4 oi ram me foot up ya bum oll
User avatar #5 - imagnetsux ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
do you know where i can find more of these ive seen a couple of them on here
#7 to #5 - americuh (10/26/2013) [-]
nope but i have a few i think
#8 to #7 - americuh (10/26/2013) [-]
this one isn't similar but it's still pretty funny
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