None of you. . GUYS? Guess Will] - not um NIGHT. Doesn't matter, still counts. None of you GUYS? Guess Will] - not um NIGHT Doesn't matter still counts
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#3 - orelse
Reply -37
(08/23/2014) [-]
How the hell is he talking?
#56 to #3 - Rileto
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
Yeah bugs don't know english
#69 to #3 - sagen
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
implying insects can talk..
#5 to #3 - effthree
Reply +26
(08/23/2014) [-]
Many insects communicate through body language and pheromones, neither one needs a head
Many insects communicate through body language and pheromones, neither one needs a head
#45 to #5 - kingferret
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
No bug can live headless as long as its life span.   
Ya need a brain to use body language or regulate pheromones.
No bug can live headless as long as its life span.
Ya need a brain to use body language or regulate pheromones.
#72 to #45 - effthree
Reply +1
(08/24/2014) [-]
Well obviously they can't live a full and happy life, but a male mantis can apparently at least perform the sex act without his head   
entomologytoday.org/2013/12/22/do-female-praying-mantises-always-eat-the-males/
Well obviously they can't live a full and happy life, but a male mantis can apparently at least perform the sex act without his head
entomologytoday.org/2013/12/22/do-female-praying-mantises-always-eat-the-males/
#88 to #72 - kingferret
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
Did you check at all to whom i was replying to?
Thats why i said the things i said.
#47 to #45 - lotengo
Reply +1
(08/24/2014) [-]
not 100% sure bit a big portion of this brain is located in his chest
#50 to #47 - kingferret
Reply -1
(08/24/2014) [-]
But what use would you have for communication if you're dead.
Record holder for headless bug life goes to the cockroach.
Week and some odd days.
#73 to #50 - effthree
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
Instinct, bugs don't think about life the way we do
eat, **** and get away from anything that would cause you not to be able to do these
well, not how MOST of us do, bugs never ask themselves "why"

Not just bugs, an octopus's tentacle, when detached, will still capture food and attempt to bring it toward a beak that is no longer there
#89 to #73 - kingferret
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
Please check whom i am replying to and ill make a lot more sense.
Who i replied to is suggesting bugs head's are useless.
#90 to #89 - effthree
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
First off you need to check to whom you are replying
In comment #5 I was explaining to comment #3 how an insect could still communicate within the context of the joke, referring to the fact that very few insects use any aspect of their head in communication, body language and pheromone glands work primarily off of instinctual nerve bundles which can operate independent of the brain

I never stated that the brain is not needed by an insect, I simply slapped a little science toward the feasibility of the joke

You do understand that even with a fully intact and functional body a mantis has no concept of pride... don't you?
#51 to #50 - lotengo
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
sign language?

I dunno, all i know is the most of his brain is in his chest. The part for distributing sperm is in his head, the female bites it off so she gets all the sperm
#4 to #3 - sixciety [OP]
Reply +398
(08/23/2014) [-]
By the powers of it's a ******* picture
#42 to #4 - robertito
Reply +3
(08/24/2014) [-]
I laughed like a six year old schoolboy when I read this.
#1 - spookyghostparty
Reply +138
(08/23/2014) [-]
Doesn't matter, still counts.
#16 to #1 - animedudej
Reply -1
(08/23/2014) [-]
irrelevant, pro-creation occurred yet
#33 to #16 - greendroid
Reply -2
(08/24/2014) [-]
Your a dumb ****.
#85 to #33 - animedudej
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
I AM GROOT!
#11 - chocolatepayne
Reply -11
(08/23/2014) [-]
I guess you can say, he got head. I'm sorry.
#54 to #11 - anon
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
the newfag is strong within this one
#48 to #11 - chocolatepayne
Reply +2
(08/24/2014) [-]
Alright, I take responsibility and own up to my mistakes. I'm sorry, everyone.
#49 to #48 - chocolatepayne
Reply +1
(08/24/2014) [-]
*I'll
#17 to #11 - JHDog
Reply +4
(08/23/2014) [-]
he lost head though...
#37 to #11 - rufflezrgood
Reply +9
(08/24/2014) [-]
That sex was mindblowing.
#46 to #37 - chocolatepayne
Reply +3
(08/24/2014) [-]
Well played, good sir.
#12 to #11 - sixciety [OP]
Reply +61
(08/23/2014) [-]
You should be
#2 - trekkien
Reply +34
(08/23/2014) [-]
Yeah...
#20 - hentaisweetie
Reply +27
(08/24/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#78 to #20 - doyouevenniggerbro
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
BAM! instant sad   y she gutta die man?
BAM! instant sad y she gutta die man?
#29 to #20 - Leumascar
Reply +4
(08/24/2014) [-]
Sauce good sir?
Sauce good sir?
#57 to #32 - Leumascar
Reply +1
(08/24/2014) [-]
thank you sauce fairy   
i commend you with a fabulous starfish
thank you sauce fairy
i commend you with a fabulous starfish
#81 to #57 - ryapot
Reply +1
(08/24/2014) [-]
It's also fully dubbed/subbed on Netflix if you have it! Madoka Magica
#35 to #29 - greendroid
Reply +1
(08/24/2014) [-]
I just think of something awful going on under that frame of the gif with that and his name combined.
#83 to #29 - twofreegerbils
Reply -1
(08/24/2014) [-]
******* casual as it gets...
#14 - disies
Reply +25
(08/23/2014) [-]
#52 - oletosaluar
Reply +20
(08/24/2014) [-]
#77 to #52 - anon
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
wtfman?
#74 to #52 - aerosol
Reply +2
(08/24/2014) [-]
>in therapy for ******* a guy
>not for the fact that he ****** a giant god-damned praying mantis
#34 - crackalacking
Reply +15
(08/24/2014) [-]
"Was it good for you too, babe?"
"Was it good for you too, babe?"
#8 - klefenz
Reply +8
(08/23/2014) [-]
The two on the left are females.
#9 to #8 - sixciety [OP]
Reply +4
(08/23/2014) [-]
Well I'm not into insects so I had no idea, thank you for knowing the difference
#19 - xxangelisxx
Reply +7
(08/23/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#25 to #19 - anon
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
someone edit THIS IS SPARTA on it?
#30 to #25 - thepeartridge
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
der u go
der u go
#84 to #19 - youmotherfather
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
Friendzoned again.
#38 to #19 - rufflezrgood
Reply +1
(08/24/2014) [-]
"Get out of my closeup."
#62 to #19 - privatepumpanickel
Reply +1
(08/24/2014) [-]
it's so ******* funny the way he falls...
he's enjoying the drama
"YOUBETRAYEDMEEEE"
#27 to #19 - yisumad
Reply +2
(08/24/2014) [-]
Long live the king
#92 to #27 - privatepumpanickel
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
I WAS GONNA SAY THAT AT FIRST