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#105
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lordpotassium [OP](01/08/2016) [+] (1 reply)
Holy **** you guys
Stealing content really does get you far in life!
Especially when you live in you parents' basement.
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Stealing content really does get you far in life!
Especially when you live in you parents' basement.
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innocentbabies (01/08/2016) [-]
I just assumed it was fake as soon as I read "this actually happened."
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fiveblackmen (01/08/2016) [-] I wouldn't say it was gold. It was amusing, but not gold.
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randaxkull (01/08/2016) [-]
I'm guessing you haven't worked in the hotel industry, then.
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fiveblackmen (01/08/2016) [-] I have worked in customer service and it is all the same **** . People come in, blame you for **** they caused, scream at you, demand to speak to the manager, demand free **** . Having experience in hotel customer service wouldn't make this gold. It was extremely predictable and generic. The noisy, fat American in Europe is nothing new, and while this was an amusing story, it didn't really do anything spectacular.
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twentyseconds (01/08/2016) [-] well if you believe in the multiverse theory, this is true... in one of the universes out there
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rmoran (01/07/2016) [-] >Exceed elevator weight limit by himself
Does the elevator employ some immigrant with a pulley system for lift?
Does the elevator employ some immigrant with a pulley system for lift?
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veryfahnyjokes (01/07/2016) [-]
It was supposed to be a joke. You must be fun at partys bet ur not
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innocentbabies (01/08/2016) [-]
Woah, are you implying that anything posted to 4chan isn't real?
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sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-] That's still 750 pounds. I doubt he could walk at that point. That, and the usage of British slang by the supposed indicates that this story is fake. Pic related, this is what a 750 pound man looks like.
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sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-] Also, according to a European writer, elevators in private residences and small residential structures have 450 kg weight limits, or around 1000 pounds. Hotels and other public accommodations have standard elevators that range between 1000-2700 kg (2200-~6000 pounds). This is 100% fake.
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olioh (01/07/2016) [-] the ones that go over 1000kg aint meant for human transportation only or maybe they are dunno, and for the 450kg limit, this means the place i live in has some nonstandard? elevator, like many of the elevators in my home town yah, like i said its fake. also i had a color but content posting is for faggots
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sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-] I don't post content either. I'm all about them comments. I'm pretty sure the 1000kg ones are meant to transport about a dozen people at once.
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sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-] 240kg isn't exactly small either. I've never seen a 530 pound man in my entire life, or anyone even close to that weight. At least I have a text color.
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momho (01/07/2016) [-] lots of 3 persons/250kg max elevators where I live, not only older but rather new aswell where they are meant to just trasport a few people at a time.
once there was a fuzz over it and the city played it of like "if you exceed the 250kg max by yourself the fault lies in you, not the elevator. (ofcourse in a nicer way but that was pretty much their way of saying "dont like it, then walk, you could use it you fat **** )
once there was a fuzz over it and the city played it of like "if you exceed the 250kg max by yourself the fault lies in you, not the elevator. (ofcourse in a nicer way but that was pretty much their way of saying "dont like it, then walk, you could use it you fat **** )
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theruinedsage (01/07/2016) [-] European elevators aren't build to carry elephants. Small hotels only have 3-6 person elevators, if any.
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whatareyouon ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-] >your name isn't even slightly blue yet
>you think 1 year is a long time
>you think any 4chan story is true
how can you be anymore of a newfag?
>you think 1 year is a long time
>you think any 4chan story is true
how can you be anymore of a newfag?
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whatareyouon ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-] god dammit man, how am i suppose to know type kappa or something.
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lordpotassium [OP](01/07/2016) [-] Should have used that for the title, but idk if I can use ******
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BoSvNCR (01/07/2016) [-]
>American
>Black
>Said "you cheeky bastard"
I'm gonna go ahead and not believe this
>Black
>Said "you cheeky bastard"
I'm gonna go ahead and not believe this
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sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-] >uses British terminology despite being American.
>Exceeds weight limit on a hotel elevator by himself, meaning he probably weighs damn near 800 pounds even if it's a smaller elevator, yet can still move independently of a chair.
This is a 100% real story.
>Exceeds weight limit on a hotel elevator by himself, meaning he probably weighs damn near 800 pounds even if it's a smaller elevator, yet can still move independently of a chair.
This is a 100% real story.
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gedoushinken (01/07/2016) [-] So what happened to the fat man's friend? Presumably he's called little boy?
Click to show spoiler
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firehurtsalot (01/07/2016) [-]
My girlfriend is more real then this story. still entertaining.
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anon (01/07/2016) [-] He went too far, it went from "a funny comeback story" to "autistic level of tormenting"
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tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-] She likes to tease me all the time , girls have been doin' this to me since kindergarden
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Onemanretardpack (01/07/2016) [-] Of all the things that didn't happen, this happened the least
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lordpotassium [OP](01/07/2016) [-] There was some sort of proof, but it was too insignificant and I decided not to add it.
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armyofmaggots (01/09/2016) [-]
It was a Picture of me with a timestamp Standing in front of my BackOffice. What did you want?
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alfrebecht (01/07/2016) [-] I had to stop halfway through and scroll down for a punchline because of how bad at being fake this story was....
There was not a punchline, someone is just a really bad liar and y'all are dumb af.
There was not a punchline, someone is just a really bad liar and y'all are dumb af.
#104
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notmadguy (01/08/2016) [-]
Anyone that isn't American, let me explain something to you. So our culture is 100% based around product consumption, quality services, deals, discounts... etc.
What a lot of Americans do is try to intimidate or confuse the salesperson (usually a teenager or young female) or employee of whatever establishment they occupy. They do this for more discounts, free **** , and attention. Most of the time, the employee has to deal with this **** all day and getting yelled at by a customer looks bad for the business and for anyone that works there not to mention stresses out the employee, so they offer them free **** in exchange for them to shut their dumb fat ass mouths. This happens on the daily, no matter where you go. Americans go ******* ******* over something that is like 10% off or $2 off and it's absolutely retarded. That retarded illusion that if you were to buy **** that you don't need for 20% off you are saving money somehow; makes no sense. Welcome to America, where fat Americans try to save a couple dollars.
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What a lot of Americans do is try to intimidate or confuse the salesperson (usually a teenager or young female) or employee of whatever establishment they occupy. They do this for more discounts, free **** , and attention. Most of the time, the employee has to deal with this **** all day and getting yelled at by a customer looks bad for the business and for anyone that works there not to mention stresses out the employee, so they offer them free **** in exchange for them to shut their dumb fat ass mouths. This happens on the daily, no matter where you go. Americans go ******* ******* over something that is like 10% off or $2 off and it's absolutely retarded. That retarded illusion that if you were to buy **** that you don't need for 20% off you are saving money somehow; makes no sense. Welcome to America, where fat Americans try to save a couple dollars.
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pivotmasterdmtwo (01/08/2016) [-] The worst part is, I know this is true. I honestly hate being in a store and seeing a woman flip out on the cashiere because the sign said "40% off" when there really was no sign at all.
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BraindeadBuddha (01/08/2016) [-] There's truth to this, but I wouldn't say y'all are all that bad. At least my relatives are not. (Around me anyway)
