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nicknaming. do you want some eggs with that sugar?. cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar 2. honey 3. flour 4. egg 5. salt 6. 1 tbs of butter 7. stir th

do you want some eggs with that sugar?

cute things to call
your girlfriend:
1. sugar
2. honey
3. flour
4. egg
5. salt
6. 1 tbs of butter
7. stir thoroughly
8. pour into baking pan
9, we forgot to preheat the oven
to 375
why would we have to preheat her
if she' s already hot
you smooth ******
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Submitted: 02/21/2014
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User avatar #4 - timmmmmmmmmmmay (02/21/2014) [-]
Smooth as sandpaper.
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#37 to #4 - thesecretberry (02/22/2014) [-]
I see because sandpaper is not smooth at all
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#13 - spaghetticonfetti (02/22/2014) [-]
smoooooooooooooooth as butter
smoooooooooooooooth as butter
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#5 - wwhhaaq (02/21/2014) [-]
guys, don't get angry at the tumblr users calling dumb blunt **** smooth, you can't blame them, they don't have any other social interaction to base things on than anime visual novels and ***********

and homestuck forums

and furry forums


god i ******* hate tumblr
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User avatar #36 to #5 - vivalavidya ONLINE (02/22/2014) [-]
I was expecting a punchline at the end of this comment, something along the lines of "oh wait, that's us".
I was sorely disappointed.
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#38 to #5 - anon (02/22/2014) [-]
you mean fj
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#39 to #5 - anon (02/22/2014) [-]
You realize a lot of the people on tumblr have way more social interaction than we do (or at least I do), (which is why I hate them, it's like pretending to be awkward/socially inept when you're actually not is the new hipster wearing raggedy homeless clothes/"nerd: glasses )
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#45 to #5 - anon (02/22/2014) [-]
And they hate you just like Fjhates me
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#6 to #5 - articulate (02/21/2014) [-]
It's a good place for gifs.
It's a good place for gifs.
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#7 to #6 - dancingturnip (02/21/2014) [-]
so smooth
so smooth
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#31 to #8 - shadowxvoltage (02/22/2014) [-]
smooth and seizure inducin
smooth and seizure inducin
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User avatar #46 to #6 - supercookieduster (02/22/2014) [-]
I wanna stick my dick in that
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User avatar #11 to #5 - jajathezombie (02/21/2014) [-]
I've never been on tumblr, but the stuff I see from there usually gives me a happy. Not always a laugh, but usually at least a happy. Also I've never seen them talk about how much other websites suck.
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#23 to #5 - anon (02/22/2014) [-]
You just described FJ.
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User avatar #40 to #23 - hokeymon (02/22/2014) [-]
Sorry, but we aren't homstuck fans. It's taboo here.
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User avatar #17 - pointlessroller (02/22/2014) [-]
**pointlessroller rolled a random comment #177 posted by smartyben at WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol. 2 Part 3 ** :
all hail the cat king
What I call my (hypothetical, obviously) girlfriend.
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User avatar #30 to #28 - AnomynousUser (02/22/2014) [-]
It looks like they're trying to eat each other...
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User avatar #12 - deftonesjunkie (02/21/2014) [-]
>ill **** you and then make you pizza
WHEN DID EVERYONE ON THIS SITE GET SO SMOOTH
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User avatar #22 - cinnamonswirls (02/22/2014) [-]
That was as smooth as a ******* gravel driveway
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#43 - LordFapsalot (02/22/2014) [-]
**LordFapsalot rolled a random comment #80 posted by brokenfirefly at sounds like ** : **** yeah This is how I pick up the ladies
**LordFapsalot rolled a random comment #80 posted by brokenfirefly at sounds like ** :
**** yeah
This is how I pick up the ladies
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User avatar #47 to #43 - brokenfirefly (02/22/2014) [-]
Well it works...
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#42 - sparkshock (02/22/2014) [-]
>Tumblr users
>Tumblr users
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#48 to #42 - talonhalfstar (02/22/2014) [-]
First time using this gif since I got it.
First time using this gif since I got it.
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#26 - thelastelephant (02/22/2014) [-]
>Preheat oven
>Preheat oven
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User avatar #3 - fapstodinosaurs (02/21/2014) [-]
Here in the lovely North East of England referring to someone as "salt" is basically like saying "mate"
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#24 to #3 - fuckyosixtyminutes (02/22/2014) [-]
Is it like calling them the salt of the earth? Or is it unrelated to that expression.
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User avatar #34 to #24 - fapstodinosaurs (02/22/2014) [-]
Belive it's unrelted, guess it's just like "yalreet like, salt?" which toughly translates to "hello, friend"
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User avatar #1 - oxymoronking (02/21/2014) [-]
because then she wont get baked
 
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