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Ni Hao Ma?

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Tani mi proffesser asked the Asian girl in my
class today if we was taught have he hane
her chi when she learned the mania an
back in china. Her response ". here
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#2 - pokimone (04/01/2014) [+] (32 replies)
What useful subtitles. All the deaf chinese men in the theater must really appreciate them.
#3 - comradewinter ONLINE (04/01/2014) [+] (7 replies)
They don't call it Chicago for nothing.
#14 - kirayuuichi (04/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
**kirayuuichi rolled image** I'm from texas
#13 - kcwsooners ONLINE (04/01/2014) [+] (9 replies)
**kcwsooners rolled image**
I'm from oklahoma.
User avatar #28 to #13 - soupkittenagain (04/01/2014) [-]
Does everyone else look like that?
#68 - icouldgetsome (04/02/2014) [-]
How can Detroit be real if your eyes are Chinese?
#36 - starwarsexplain (04/02/2014) [+] (19 replies)
Star Wars Fact: "Ni Hao Ma" is NOT Huttese (The language of the Hutts) for "Sorry, I can't. I'm at my Nephew's ballet recital".
This Star Wars fact has been brought to you by starwarsexplain
#59 - spartyon (04/02/2014) [+] (10 replies)
**spartyon rolled image** Im also from michigan hopefully this is related
#114 - texafornication (04/02/2014) [-]
the subtitles arent at all accurate it didnt even sound like he was even trying to speak Chinese when he said it
#61 - jabone (04/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#124 - pemamaniac (04/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**pemamaniac rolled image** How can our shoes be real if feet?
#67 - merrymarvelite (04/02/2014) [-]
I'm from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh?
User avatar #31 - cudlefish (04/01/2014) [-]
Guise im from Michigan
User avatar #127 - mrselfdestruct (04/02/2014) [+] (3 replies)
phonetic version of the subtitles; as best as i could
ni de shen me ming zi?
im not chinese. i just know a few words
User avatar #82 - zxmongoose ONLINE (04/02/2014) [+] (18 replies)
My school offered Mandarin Chinese this year, so I took it. It's actually a lot easier than I expected.
#72 - sedativechunk (04/02/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Rage inbound: Who else wasn't crazy about the new Karate Kid? I want to like the new "Karate Kid" but this ******* kid will never hold a candle up to Ralph Macchio or the original film(s). I find this new movie so irritating every time I watch it. Him and that Chinese girl, the bent out of shape Jackie Chan (in that I mean his character, he would get out of breath after fighting and it looked lame), the annoying chinese kids, the cheesy camera effects. This movie just was so watered down for the mainstream they shouldn't have even made it.

I'm in actual martial arts and I love the original film. I also happen do web work for one of the famous original Cobra Kai. The thing about the old ones (especially the original first film), it felt like a real story. The Cobra Kai school looked like a real, over the top American dojo. The karate tournament was very realistic and similar to a real tournament. Those little details like registering for the tournament, Daniel san not being able to tie his karate belt, they all were nice touches. And all the fighting, it looked like real karate fighting for the most part without the stupid slow motion camera effects and stupid flipping around/crazy kicks. That goofy kick Jayden did, it's like, he didn't even learn that from Mr. Han. It didn't have the same meaning as the crane kick that Miyagi taught Daniel san to practice.

tl;dr - I didn't enjoy the new karate kid as much as the originals. It felt like a cheap, watered down version without the same meaning and attention to the little things. I found the fighting silly and unrealistic with too many camera effects.
#57 - zarkaronx (04/02/2014) [-]
**zarkaronx rolled image** I'm from Ohio
User avatar #32 - anthonyh (04/01/2014) [-]
I live in Pennsylvania, and had classes with a kid whose last name was Cleveland, so we called him Ohio, even though he was from Wellsboro, PA. One of the other guys in the class assumed we called him Ohio because that's where he was from. "Yo were in Ohio are you from?" "I'm from Wellsboro.." Awkward silence ensues
User avatar #29 - darkor ONLINE (04/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
if you wanna know he said ni hao shen me ming zi or you call what name
User avatar #19 - karson (04/01/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I don't get the black girl saying she is from Michigan thing, isn't detroit in michigan?
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